I'm really a serious wizard.

Chapter 171 Not drinking coconut juice means you're an undercover agent
Is this right?

At this moment, even the naive male intern, who was as innocent as a blank sheet of paper, realized that something was wrong.

"Yes, it's possible we just misheard."

He chuckled twice, his voice trembling slightly, and looked at Zakri, whose face was ashen, standing to the side.

"Oh, that may not be the case."

The middle-aged man sneered, his fingers clenched into a fist, and his expression became extremely serious.

However, after hearing the words "You don't want to be expelled from the Stardust Society" coming from the cubicle, he fell into confusion again.

Zachary, a member of the Stardust Men for a full 12 years, has completed countless investigative missions with a fearless and daring spirit.

During his 12-year career, he witnessed countless struggles for fame and fortune and backstabbing among colleagues, but he did not choose to back down; instead, he stood his ground to the end.

Without a powerful backer, it's hard to get by anywhere. Soon, his achievements were taken away, so even though he was already a fourth-tier expert, his position was still that of a third-tier investigator.

Zachary had intended to leave Lane County and start anew in the capital, but he never expected to encounter such a thing on his very first day.

"What bad luck!"

He muttered a curse under his breath, conveying a sense of desolation, like a hero in his twilight years.

Because Zachlee is already middle-aged.

He couldn't afford to offend "Gandalf," and if he was targeted for refusing testing, where could he find a job comparable to his current one?
Be a bodyguard for rich people?
No, that's not what Zakri wants.

He dedicated 12 years of his youth to this cause, how could he possibly fall victim to something so absurd!?
crunch--

Soon, the wooden door to the small cubicle was gently pushed open, revealing Adele's once-refined face now devoid of color.
She covered her mouth, ran to the trash can, and began to vomit a cloudy white solution.

The older single woman, while vomiting, frantically explained:

"This is just coconut juice, not some other disgusting stuff."

Upon seeing this, Zakri's expression finally changed.

He was now incredibly grateful to be a man; surely that "Gandalf" wouldn't be...
"Will, come in here for a moment."

Suddenly, Ron's expectant voice came from inside the small cubicle.

Zachlee felt a chill run down his spine, and beads of cold sweat trickled down his forehead. He had never been this nervous, not even when facing the most dangerous investigation missions or confronting terrifying and disgusting monsters.

The middle-aged tough man turned his head and saw that although Will's face was pale, he still resolutely entered the cubicle.

He had heard that the people of the capital were perverted.
But at this moment, Zachley had to put aside his disdain for the intern investigator.

That courage alone is enough to earn his approval!
Soon, similar words came from inside the cubicle.

A few minutes later, Will, his eyes vacant and looking as if he had eaten shit, ran out of the cubicle.

Together with Adele, they vomited next to a trash can.

Upon seeing this, Zachary, whose face was already ashen, finally turned pale.

The perversion of the people of the capital was beyond his imagination.

Licking, licking someone's boots—not everyone can do that.

“Mr. Zachary, it’s your turn.”

At that moment, Ron's impatient call came from inside the cubicle again.

As the one being summoned, Zachlee was clearly very unwilling.

However, after thinking about his dream that he had persisted in for 12 years, as well as the hardships and setbacks along the way, the middle-aged man finally bowed his head to reality.

Even a newly joined intern can do it, so why can't I?
Zakri, you can do it!

He walked with incredibly heavy steps into the small cubicle.

bump--

As soon as they entered, the blond boy closed and locked the wooden door. Zachary instinctively covered his backside; this fourth-tier powerhouse, this exceptionally fierce lone wolf, now trembled like a little girl as he said:

"You, what do you want to do?"

The blond boy was speechless at the sight, but being a kind-hearted person, he still flashed his white teeth and took out a white candle from his pocket.

"This is 'Darkness Departs 3.0,' which will expose all dark creatures. I must take responsibility for my team and the Stardust."

“Mr. Zachary, please understand.”

After seeing the list of documents that Mr. Sid handed him, Ron already had a general idea in mind.

To prevent the world from being destroyed, to safeguard world peace,
He had no choice but to resort to this drastic measure: carefully testing each team member.

The election of security personnel must be carried out with utmost care, given the crucial matter of the princess's ascension to the throne.

While Ron may not be afraid of being betrayed, the other team members and Miss Queen may not be.

So this is ah
After hearing Ron's explanation, Zachary's heart, which had been in his throat, gradually returned to his stomach.

"So how do we start the testing?"

He looked confidently at the white candle in Ron's hand. Zachary, who came from out of town, had never heard of the famous 'Darkness Leaves 3.0'.

Seeing this, Ron raised his handsome eyebrows. "Just eat it, and you'll naturally pass the test."

"Eat it?"

The middle-aged tough guy retorted.

"That's right. The candle's ingredients are mostly the foot skin of dark goblins, the pus of blood slimes, and the feces of 3-071."

"Ordinary dark creatures can't be eaten."

Even humans couldn't possibly eat something like this!
Upon hearing this, Zakri's eyes widened, and his face turned deathly pale once again.

Seeing the middle-aged man hesitate, Ron didn't force him and smiled, saying:
"Of course, the logistics department also considered the problem of this kind of thing being difficult to eat, so..."

As the blond boy spoke, he pulled out a bottle of "Eat the Feces 2.0" diluted a hundredfold from his pocket.

"Ta-da! This is Delicious Poop 2.0. Just add a drop and even poop will become incredibly delicious."

Ron crushed the white candle in a small bowl, added water and stirred it well, and finally dripped a drop of foamy "Eat Dung 2.0" on top.

"It's okay, just treat it as coconut juice!"

In an instant, a bowl of rich and fragrant stew was placed in front of Zachary.

At this moment, the man's face turned deathly pale, his hands and feet became icy cold, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

Why don't you just take advantage of me?

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"Ugh."

Inside the small meeting room, the sounds of vomiting rose and fell like a beautiful melody.

At this moment, the three members of the team had completely broken down their barriers. They looked at each other, their eyes filled with the same belief.

It is a celebration of being alive, a praise of life, and a trust in sharing weal and woe.

When someone eats feces, they are ostracized and treated as a weirdo. Worse still, they may face merciless ridicule and bullying.

When a group of people have all eaten excrement, they will forge an unbreakable friendship that will never betray them.

Ron was greatly pleased to see this.

There is no belief more powerful than unity.

"Everyone, congratulations on passing the test! After a short rest, we're heading out to carry out our first mission!"

(End of this chapter)