No one understands rebirth better than me

Chapter 313 You Come In First
Hello, Aunt Liu!

"Oh my, you're... Qiaoyun's son, right? Come in, come in! You've grown so big..."

……

Hello, Aunt Zhang!

"Guan Ren? What a rare guest! Where's your mother?... Come, come in, tell me, oh my, this handsome young man is carrying so many bags..."

……

When Guan Ren went to deliver cured meat to the homes of two other women, he still didn't know what was going on with these women.

Enthusiasm is no problem, but they immediately start doing all sorts of things as soon as we meet.

He touched and pinched Guan Ren as if he were a child.

"horrible…"

They are women of similar age.

Why are my mothers so different?

Young, beautiful, well-mannered, and virtuous...

In short, compared to these aunties, Guan Ren felt that Guan Qiaoyun was a real treasure... uh... a treasure mature woman.

……

Guan Qiaoyun had her son personally deliver the gifts to the two women's families not only because they had a good relationship, but also because they lived relatively close to each other.

For example, Liu Yan lives behind Liuxing Road, so there's a high probability that you'll run into her when you go grocery shopping every day.

So it's quite convenient for Guan Ren to deliver it; it's just a few steps away.

Qingmei and her girlfriend live quite far apart.

Luo Xiaobei was relatively closer, so Guan Ren originally planned to take her there first.

Ke Luo Xiao Bei called directly:
"crooked?"

"Bei, I was just saying I was going to your house."

"No need, I'll come to your house."

"?"

Guan Ren was stunned:
What are you doing at my house?

"If you're just getting something, you don't need to come over."

"No, how did you know I was going to bring you something?"

"Idiot...you were wearing headphones at the time!"

"Oh--"

Guan Ren suddenly realized, and then very gentlemanly:

"Forget it, I'll go. You're so thin and weak, I'd feel bad if you got tired carrying all that stuff."

"cut…"

Luo Xiaobei scoffed dismissively, a slight sweetness rising in her heart:
"It's not that I don't want you to come, it's just that things aren't convenient at home right now..."

"Is it inconvenient? What's wrong at home?"

Is the bedroom not tidied up? Sorry.
Hey! What's the big deal?
They grew up together naked, so Qingmei had no dirt on her body at all, but Guanren wasn't that fussy.

No matter how messy her bedroom is, even if there are dirty socks, clothes, and underwear everywhere, just take care of it! Guan Ren would never look down on the girl he grew up with because of such a small thing!
"Come on, Luo Xiaobei, I wouldn't mind if you lived in a doghouse, don't worry."

"Pah! Who are you calling a jerk!"

That wretched childhood friend, he just loves to insult people. This isn't the first time he's called himself a little bitch...

As a result, Luo Xiaobei once had a dream in which she actually dreamed that she had turned into a little female dog.

Well…

And it wasn't a particularly serious dream...

Because Guan Ren was also there, and... he was the one holding the rope...

"I'm doing this because my parents are arguing! You understand?"

"Oh? Uncle and Auntie had a fight. Why?"

"Oh dear, it's just another random reason."

According to Luo Xiaobei's explanation, Luo Jianming and the other two were initially sitting together, watching TV and chatting.

As the conversation progressed, it turned to the college entrance examination and Luo Xiaobei's school situation.

Then, when they disagreed, they started arguing.

They started arguing as they argued.

"Sigh... Anyway, it's so noisy at home right now. I just asked them to keep it down and it's a little quieter now."

"Ok."

In that case, it would indeed be inappropriate to go to Qingmei's house.

However, Guan Ren also likes Luo Xiaobei because of her mindset.

……

It's normal for parents to argue.

The kind of over-the-top arguments depicted in TV dramas are only a small minority.

However, with such a large population base, even a small portion seems like a lot. In addition, this small portion likes to "speak out," often exaggerating the issue of parents arguing. As a result, in the internet age, it seems as if everyone had an unhappy childhood.

As the saying goes, good news doesn't travel far, but bad news travels fast. The silent majority who had happy childhoods aren't going around telling the world about their happy childhoods...

Like Luo Xiaobei, her parents often argued because of their personalities, but no matter how much they argued, they could never separate, and the key was that they were very good to Luo Xiaobei.

Therefore, Luo Xiaobei wouldn't act like some women who constantly say things like, "My family of origin owes me so much."

The concept of "family of origin" is a foreign import, born under a moral framework. It's normal for a barbaric society to lack a concept of family. Forcibly applying it to a higher-dimensional civilized society is just a fashion item, which is inherently outdated and awkward.

It's not surprising that these kinds of people often have a high degree of overlap with Cthulhu creatures.

Of course, there are also girls who are genuinely unhappy in their families.

But Guan Ren figured that he had lived a very positive life and that he probably wouldn't have any fateful encounters with such a pitiful girl... right?

……

"So when will you come over?"

"Hmm...it's a bit cold. I'll take a hot shower first, maybe in an hour."

An hour...

After agreeing on a time, Guan Ren checked the schedule and decided to change his route and deliver the package to Gu Youli first.

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After a while.

Ding-dong-

Guan Ren rang Gu Youli's doorbell.

When the doorbell rang, Guan Ren was a little stunned.

Checked the time.

Only fifteen minutes.

hiss…

How come you're so familiar with this...?

Yeah, it really is muscle memory developed during summer vacation...

squeak-

Hear the door open.

Guan Ren quickly held up the two bags of cured meat in his hand, and after the door was fully opened, he suddenly yanked the bags open as if coaxing a child:

"Bang! Hehe, baby, guess what I am..."

Before he could finish speaking, Guan Ren's silly grin froze on his face.

At the doorway, Chinese teacher Gu Wancheng stood with her arms crossed, looking at him expressionlessly.

Her long, slender legs, held together, stood straight beneath the black suede mini skirt paired with a white turtleneck sweater.

Guan Ren glanced at the dark gray striped pantyhose covering her legs and coughed awkwardly.

"cough…"

"..."

"Um, hello Teacher Gu."

Guan Ren nodded with an awkward smile:

"Is Yuri home?"

Gu Wancheng's almond-shaped eyes turned cold:
"Who are you talking about...?"

"Gu...Gu Youli, is she here?"

"What do you want with her?"

"Uh...actually, you can ask Teacher Gu too."

Guan Ren thought for a moment, and almost forgot the important matter:
"These are the cured pork sausages I made. I made too many this year and the birds have almost pecked them all away, so I'm bringing some over to you... cough... to Teacher Gu and you."

"Oh."

Gu Wancheng glanced at the pocket in Guan Ren's hand:
"I appreciate your kindness, but Youli doesn't like these, so please take them back."

"No, I made this myself. The marinade is special, and it's delicious! There's not much of it, you'll know once you try it."

"..."

Gu Wancheng paused, smoothed her hair behind her ear, tilted her pretty face slightly to the side, and said:

"If they're so delicious, it'll be even more inconvenient to collect them... What if the young pears eat some and then want more? I can't exactly ask you for them..."

"Sure! I already said I was worried I wouldn't be able to finish it!"

"..."

Gu Wancheng remained silent and made no comment upon hearing this.

Guan Ren was a little embarrassed again.

Looking inside, wondering why Youli hadn't come out yet, and not wanting to leave the atmosphere awkward, he thought for a moment and said:

"Well... how about I teach you how to make sausages, Ms. Gu?"

Upon hearing this, Gu Wancheng slowly turned her eyes, and after a long while, took a step back.

"Come in first..."

(End of this chapter)