No one understands rebirth better than me
Chapter 235 Sister Qiaoyun, please give me a thumbs down
Chapter 235 Sister Qiaoyun~ Please give me a thumbs up~ (I've been busy with family matters lately, sorry for the impact on updates)
In the end...
Guan Ren had been looking forward to his mother's evening reward, which was a back massage.
"Ugh…"
"sigh?"
Guan Qiaoyun was amused by this ungrateful brat:
"Hey Guan, go ask around. How many mothers are willing to give their sons a back massage? If it weren't for the fact that you're exhausted from the sports meet, I wouldn't give you one! If you don't want one, fine, I'm leaving!"
Guan Qiaoyun made a gesture as if to turn around.
"Hey don't!"
Having gotten the better deal, Guan Ren immediately stopped acting innocent.
In fact, Guan Ren himself was also puzzled by what Guan Qiaoyun said.
Yes, this small reward is enough.
Guan Ren didn't know why he was sighing.
Could it be that they're expecting some even better reward?
Thinking about it this way, it does seem like they were pushing their luck a bit.
So Guan Ren quickly and gently pulled Guan Qiaoyun back, with a playful smile:
"Sister Qiaoyun~ Good mom~ It's the bad son's fault, please give me a tap~"
"..."
Guan Qiaoyun's delicate eyelids drooped, and she glanced at him sideways with her phoenix eyes for a moment:
"You want it?"
"miss you!"
"Oh, but I don't want to give it to you anymore."
Guan Qiaoyun rolled her eyes at him and continued walking out.
Guan Ren was speechless for a moment, but at the same time, he wanted to laugh.
This is just like Luo Xiaobei's story...
However, unlike Luo Xiaobei's delicate and spoiled temperament, Guan Qiaoyun exudes a mature and sophisticated aura, walking with straight and firm steps.
"Sister Qiaoyun, Sister Qiaoyun..."
Guan Ren chased after her, looking intently into her eyes:
"No, you want to give it."
"Ah…"
Guan Qiaoyun gave a cold laugh before slowly turning around:
“You’re so virtuous… go lie down.”
"okay!"
Guan Ren rubbed his hands together and pounced onto the bed.
"Tsk."
Guan Qiaoyun kicked his arm that was hanging outside:
"I told you to lie down, not to lie like a dead donkey. Move in a little further!"
"oh oh."
"Take off your clothes."
"what…"
Guan Ren was too lazy to move, and grunted:
"no need?"
"What do you mean you don't need to? What if I get slippery on it later?"
……
This is indeed dangerous.
In particular, Guan Ren has now bought two air conditioners for his family.
This was the only time Guan Qiaoyun didn't complain about wasting money; one was installed in Guan Qiaoyun's bedroom, and another in my own.
In an air-conditioned room, everything is dry and slippery to the touch.
If Guan Qiaoyun were really standing on Guan Ren's clothes, what if she fell...?
噫…
Guan Ren frowned, thinking of some scenes from "Final Destination," and exclaimed that it was bad luck.
Unfortunately, those who watch this film series often experience side effects.
……
So Guan Ren quickly took off his clothes, revealing his smooth body lines and strong muscles.
"bring it on."
"Huh? Oh..."
Guan Qiaoyun seemed lost in thought, her long, soft eyelashes fluttering haphazardly. Then she lifted her foot, about to step on it, when Guan Ren started to hesitate again.
In the summer, Guan Qiaoyun dressed very casually at home, wearing a white T-shirt on top and the beach shorts that Guan Ren wore in junior high school, looking like a tomboy.
"Uh... Sister Qiaoyun, you... are you dressed like this for me to step on?"
"?" Guan Qiaoyun was puzzled:
"Otherwise what? Why would I need to prepare any professional attire for you?"
This kid is outrageous.
Why are there so many requirements for a back massage?
"Well... it's not about being professional or not... well... cough..."
Guan Ren felt that he must have been influenced by Gu Wancheng and Guan Qiaoyun during the day, which made him act strangely. Right now, he suddenly felt a rush of emotion and stammered:
"Mom...why don't you take off your stockings..."
"what?"
"!"
Guan Qiaoyun frowned and asked a question. Guan Ren's heart tightened immediately, and sweat broke out on his forehead.
Good grief, what is he saying?
I almost revealed some really weird fetishes...
And this happened in front of Guan Qiaoyun!
Fortunately, Guan Ren had been mumbling because he was feeling guilty, so Guan Qiaoyun didn't hear him clearly.
Otherwise, Guan Ren would lose face.
"I mean…"
So Guan Ren calmed down and settled for second best:
"How about... how about you, Sister Qiaoyun, put on your yoga clothes...?"
"..."
Guan Qiaoyun was taken aback upon hearing this.
Guan Ren quickly added an explanation:
"Sister Qiaoyun, think about it. Wearing yoga clothes for me to step on makes you look more professional, right? Besides, your clothes are too loose and you can't move freely. Yoga clothes are much better. They are designed for exercise, and safety comes first, safety comes first."
Her pretty face immediately darkened slightly, and she crossed her arms under her bulging clothes, staring at Guan Ren impatiently for a long time.
Gulu…
Guan Ren was drenched in sweat.
I initially thought my mother had misunderstood me and thought I had some shady thoughts.
Fortunately, Guan Qiaoyun only scolded him once:
"What a hassle...! I'm not wearing it, and I won't let anyone step on it anymore. I'm leaving."
"Ugh!"
Guan Ren pretended to be dejected, sat up and patted his pillow:
"I was initially very excited, thinking that since it was a reward, I might as well take the opportunity to have an immersive experience, but... I should have known better than to give people such high expectations during the day..."
Guan Qiaoyun paused, her steps halting at the doorway, and slowly turned her head:
"What are you mumbling about..."
"Oh, nothing."
Guan Ren looked disappointed and didn't say anything more before turning over and covering himself with the blanket.
Guan Qiaoyun, who was at the door, didn't say anything. She just saw the pen holder that had fallen over on her son's desk, helped to right it, wiped the desk with a tissue, and then left with a blank expression.
……
A few minutes later.
dong dong dong-
Who is it...?
Guan Ren, who was having his usual late-night chat with the girls, instinctively asked the question, only to be met with a curt rebuke:
"Who else is in this house besides you? Am I a ghost?"
"?"
Guan Ren was stunned for a moment, then quickly turned around.
To her astonishment, she saw Guan Qiaoyun standing at the door, glancing at her. She had changed into her white stretchy tank top, and her round, firm curves were encased in a pair of gray tight yoga pants.
Guan Ren immediately grinned:
"Hehe, and she's a pretty female ghost~"
Guan Qiaoyun gave him a cold glare:
"Hurry up, finish stepping on it and go to sleep."
"it is good!"
……
Clearly, Guan Qiaoyun had heard her son's string of gibberish.
Although she didn't show it outwardly because of her mother's image.
However, I also felt that my attitude might have been a bit inappropriate...
Since it was agreed that it would be a reward for him, why not indulge him a bit more?
It's pointless to ruin his good mood just because he made a small, not unreasonable request that I found troublesome, and that would defeat the purpose of my reward.
……
Therefore, Guan Qiaoyun finally gave in to the little rascal and went to the bedroom to change into the yoga clothes he had asked for.
Although... I haven't washed yet, I might have gotten a little sweaty from being in the yoga studio.
But when she thought about how that rascal had deliberately embarrassed her by taking the stockings, Guan Qiaoyun couldn't bear to look after him anymore.
A child doesn't despise its mother for being ugly, and a dog doesn't despise its home for being poor.
Let him complain about his own smell if he wants! Ha! Let him suffocate!
(End of this chapter)
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