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Chapter 207 The Story of Guan Renxiao: Stepping on Backs
Big break.

The classroom was originally filled with a joyful atmosphere.

Sudden.

Snapped!
A shoe heel slammed into the floor with a loud thud.

"Tsk..."

Guan Ren, who was listening to music and reading a magazine with Gu Youli by the window, frowned.

Because he could tell that the footsteps didn't belong to Gu Wancheng, he felt a sense of unease.

Sure enough, looking up, I saw Li Min standing at the classroom door.

Meanwhile, the students in the classroom were still laughing and joking. Even though Li Min's face was ashen and her sharp gaze swept across the room, most people still didn't notice her.

Li Min became even more enraged. She rushed to the podium, slammed her bag down on it, and roared instead of scolding.
"Stand up! All of you, stand up!"

The noise in the classroom gradually subsided, and everyone stared at each other in disbelief.

Good grief, who has upset her again?
"Zhang Chi, what have you done now?"

"Why do you always think about me when it comes to this kind of thing? What does it have to do with me!"

Zhang Chi was furious, his neck stiff.

Li Min continued shouting:

"Can't you understand human language?! Everyone stand up! Stand still!"

Everyone then returned to their positions and stood in their places.

Guan Ren quickly patted Xiao Lihua's hand, then slipped back to his seat.

"What are you all doing? Huh?! What day of the week is it today?"

Li Min pounded on the timetable on the blackboard:
"They skip the exercises again during Friday's long break! How many times has this happened? It started at the end of last semester, and it's happening again right at the beginning of this semester?"

Li Min stopped banging on the blackboard and pointed to her ramen-noodle-like hair:
"The head of the grade just pointed at my head and yelled at me! He said our class was the least active during the long break! Other classes might have a few fewer students, but our class only had a handful!"

"hey-hey…"

Still laughing? Have you no shame?

Li Min narrowed her eyes:
Who laughed?

"..."

Zhang Chi, who was laughing, stopped laughing.

But his sudden change in expression, which stopped him from laughing, startled Li Min out of the corner of her eye.

"You, go to my office and wait for me."

"..."

Zhang Chi walked out, his face ashen, as if he had eaten shit.

Then Liu Xiong finally couldn't hold back anymore:
"Hahaha--"

"Liu Xiong, are you happy? You go to the office too."

"No, Teacher Li, I..."

"Get out!"

"..."

Now the smile has shifted from Liu Xiong to Zhang Chi's face.

"Of all the people on the playground, only the area where our class assembled was sparsely populated, looking like a bunch of puppet soldiers sprawled out here and there. You may not care about your shame, but I do!"

As Li Min spoke, she took a deep breath to calm herself down:
"We won't hold it against you for what happened before. Who didn't go down to do the exercises just now? Raise your hand."

One by one, people in the audience began to half-raise their penises.

"Lift me up high! I've completely lost face today. From now on, I'll have to wear a mask before I dare to go down... Guan Ren, did I tell you to put it down?"

"Teacher Li."

Guan Ren was wronged, and he grinned, touching his elbow.

"I hit a nerve when I raised my hand..."

"..."

Li Min ignored him.

"Where's the class monitor?"

"exist."

Luo Xiaobei came back after doing exercises. She was very glad that Du Zihan hadn't dragged her there; she probably wouldn't have gone down at all.

"Make a note of who is disgracing our Class 7 of Grade 11."

"Oh."

Luo Xiaobei nodded, but didn't take it to heart, knowing that Li Min was just saying it casually.

Two-thirds of the class didn't go, so how could they possibly have written down the names of those two-thirds?
Li Min's anger was simply not yet fully vented.

Seeing that the students in her class weren't venting enough, groups of students from other classes outside the classroom started making a ruckus, shouting and yelling, which gave Li Min a headache.

"Close the back door for me."

However, it was still noisy even after I turned it off.

Some people even deliberately shouted outside:
"Xu Hui, your mom's calling you home for dinner—"

"Zhang Yifeng, get out here—hahaha…"

Li Min couldn't take it anymore, and walked to the door, yelling:
"Which class are you in?! Are you middle schoolers? Still running around in the hallway? The bell's about to ring, don't you know you should go back to the classroom? Do you want me to report you to your homeroom teacher?!"

While Li Min was "fighting outside," the people inside quickly put down their sore arms to rest.

Soon, the corridor became much quieter.

Although there were one or two obvious mistakes, I still had to deliberately make a couple of noises.

But once back in the classroom, Li Min naturally ignored these few scoundrels and started wandering around the classroom, occasionally picking one or two out as examples.

"Xu Jiayi, why didn't you go down...? Your stomach hurts? You're in pain every single day of the year! If it hurts, go to the hospital!"

Li Min even developed PTSD from dealing with some seasoned veterans.

When dealing with one or two students who are usually obedient, the tone of voice will be gentler:
"Gu Youli, you didn't go either?"

"Well, I saw that no one else went, so I thought I didn't have to go."

Little Pear Blossom is very honest.

From a teacher's perspective, sometimes it's better to hear the truth than to argue with those who offer numerous excuses.

As the saying goes, sincerity is the ultimate weapon.

"Class monitor, what's the next class?"

The timetable was on the blackboard, but Li Min asked the question knowingly.

"English class."

Luo Xiaobei answered.

"I'm not going." Li Min picked up her bag.

"Don't you usually like PE class? I'll take out my English class and give you a whole period of time to line up and do exercises. Come up whenever you're done."

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And so, the two English classes in the morning turned into torture.

Everyone in Class 7 was thoroughly exhausted.

……

"Sister Qiaoyun—Sister Qiaoyun—!"

That evening, after taking a shower, Guan Ren lay on the bed and started shouting. Soon after, the sound of rapid high heels approached from afar.

squeak-

"What kind of spirit are you summoning now?"

"Sister Qiaoyun, don't say unlucky things."

Guan Ren was serious for a second, and then the next second he lay on the bed looking at Guan Qiaoyun's brand new high heels.

The shoes are 7cm pointed and light gray, with square rhinestones adorning the toe area, which complements Guan Qiaoyun's fair and slender ankles.

"Oh? Trying on new shoes again?"

"I just put them on, let's see if they fit..."

Guan Qiaoyun muttered to herself.

The shoes she wore today were actually ones that her classmate Gu Wancheng wore nicely at the yoga studio last week, and she happened to see a similar pair in the company's inventory today, so she bought them at a discount.

……

Of course, there's no need to keep this process a secret from Guan Ren.

Anyway, due to her inexplicable incompatibility with Gu Wancheng, Guan Qiaoyun has not yet told him that her son's teacher also does yoga with her every week.

……

"This one has great taste."

Guan Ren gave a thumbs up, but Guan Qiaoyun laughed at him instead.
"Where is the taste?"

"Uh…"

Guan Ren wondered if praising her had backfired.

A mother's heart is like a needle at the bottom of the sea, so Guan Ren decided to cut to the chase and get straight to the point:
"Sister Qiaoyun, Li Min made us stand for two classes during military training today. I'm exhausted. Can you give me a back massage?"

"Whoa?"

Guan Qiaoyun glared:
"Shall I give you a back massage?"

Guan Ren's eyes lit up:
"That's daring!"

"..."

"Uh, well..."

Guan Ren sat up with a grin, grabbed Guan Qiaoyun's delicate hand and squeezed it, making mushy, bubbly sounds:

"Mom~ Good mom, beautiful mom~..."

"stop!"

Guan Qiaoyun wasn't buying it:
"Get out of here, you donkey-like lump. Standing for two classes won't break you, will it?"

"No, Mom, why do you keep comparing me to a donkey...?"

"Aren't you just a donkey? A big, stupid brute."

"Yes, yes, I'm an idiot..."

"Pah! Your son is the stupid one!"

"..."

Guan Qiaoyun can't stand hearing others say anything bad about her son; this is another conditioned reflex.

However, seeing Guan Ren's exhausted face, Guan Qiaoyun, despite being mindful of her mother's authority, couldn't help but feel a pang of heartache.
"You're so strong... you really can't get tired after standing for just two classes, can you?"

"Normally, no, but I told you today is military training, and Li Min got angry and made us stand and do exercises on the playground as punishment. It was awful, more painful than the gym."

"..."

Guan Qiaoyun remained silent, then quietly walked to Guan Ren's bedside, sat down, and patted him on the shoulder:

"Lie down properly, move closer."

"?"

Guan Ren was pleasantly surprised; they actually massaged his back!

"Hehe, Mom's the best~"

"Save the flattery for outsiders; just focus on how good your mother is..."

Guan Qiaoyun said expressionlessly, then tried to rub Guan Ren's waist a couple of times.

After massaging for a while, Guan Ren didn't feel any change in his waist at all.

As for Guan Qiaoyun, after thoroughly exploring the young man's firm muscles around his waist and abdomen, she felt... well... quite good...

"I don't feel anything, Mom, you're too weak. How about... you really step on me?"

"?"

Guan Qiaoyun paused for a moment, then frowned and pondered for a while.

You know what, with him like that, there's probably no need to worry about him getting damaged.

"Then... shall I give it a try?"

Since she had nothing better to do, and Guan Qiaoyun had always harbored a girlish heart.

Girls are always curious.

Out of curiosity, Guan Qiaoyun climbed onto Guan Ren's bed and first tried gently pressing her foot on Guan Ren's back.
"How about it?"

"It's okay, Mom, feel free to stomp on me as hard as you want."

"..."

Then Guan Qiaoyun stepped on one foot, paused, and then placed her other jade-like foot on it as well. Finally, she stepped twice on Guan Ren's broad back.

"Whew—that's good! That's the right amount of force, feels great~"

It's comfortable, as comfortable as it is...

It's a pity that the foot massage was on the back and not the face or other areas, so some crucial and wonderful things were destined to be missed...

Guan Ren subconsciously felt a pang of regret for this.

But he quickly realized that this idea was absurd and dangerous.

So after letting Guan Qiaoyun step on it for a while, she reluctantly gave up.

As for the clothes that Guan Qiaoyun stepped on…

Considering that Guan Qiaoyun wore it barefoot against her skin and had a subtle fragrance, it should be quite suitable for sleeping to help her sleep, right?
(End of this chapter)