No one understands rebirth better than me

Chapter 199 Childhood Sweetheart Class Monitor, Desk Mate and Study Committee Member (She went to the hospital during the day; 3000 words provided by Da Gen)
The class committee election in Class 7 of Grade 11 was quite unusual.

This is true for Guan Ren himself.

Neither of the two candidates for the class monitor position was him.

But at this moment, he, who was just counting the votes, felt the pressure coming on his side.

“Gu…Gu Youli, one vote…”

Guan Ren felt two pairs of eyes watching his hand holding the chalk from behind. Sweating profusely, he almost wanted to give up looking at the ballots and write tally marks for his deskmate and childhood sweetheart out of personal preference.

"Luo Xiaobei... one vote... wait? That's all?"

Finally, a miracle happened: the two candidates tied for the final vote.

Guan Ren was satisfied with the result and wiped his forehead.

But we certainly can't just let this result go.

"its not right…"

Li Min frowned, feeling that her memory was failing her, and immediately began counting the number of people.

The classmates who were just watching the fun also joined her in counting.

When they finally counted, the number of students in the class was the same as Li Min's memory: an odd number, not an even number.

"How can it be a tie? Everyone voted!"

Li Min felt overwhelmed. She had been promised that things would get on the right track, but right from the start, someone was trying to trip her up.

No one answered.

Li Min turned her gaze to Guan Ren.

Is this kid blind to his own shortcomings? It's like looking for your child while holding one, looking for your glasses while wearing glasses, or counting sheep while riding one.
"Guan Ren, did you vote?"

"I submitted it! Teacher Li, you saw what I wrote next to it."

Guan Ren quickly tried to deny it.

Is this old man just asking for trouble?
The moment Li Min asked the question, he noticed that his deskmate and his childhood sweetheart were both staring at him.

……

In short, the situation is now very awkward.

Luo Xiaobei and Gu Youli tied for the vote. Someone didn't vote, so we can't just vote again, can we?

Not to mention the inconvenience, if someone doesn't vote the first time for some unknown reason, they most likely won't vote the second time either.

What if Li Min is allowed to cast the final vote?

What's the difference between that and her designation? What's the point of voting?
The situation quickly became tense.

As time went on, the class's attention began to increasingly shift towards the two candidates, Luo Xiaobei and Gu Youli.

Guan Ren didn't want to see this situation, which was a bit like putting his deskmate and childhood sweetheart on the hot seat.

At this point, Guan Ren felt it was time to use the "backup plan" he had kept by his side for many years.

"Cough cough cough! Cough cough!..."

Then he suddenly started coughing violently.

While coughing, he gave Zhang Chi from the fourth group a few deep looks.

"?"

Zhang Chi was initially confused.

Although his grades were poor, it was all his own fault; he was not mentally challenged and his mind worked very quickly.

So, faced with this rare plea for help from his good brother who had once saved his life, he gritted his teeth, quickly rewrote the ballot, and raised his hand:

"Teacher Li, I...I don't think I've submitted it yet..."

The classroom erupted in an uproar, followed by relieved laughter.

Seeing Li Min's gloomy face, Zhang Chi quickly explained:

"I just found my ticket; it fell on the ground when I was collecting it."

"Alright, alright, hurry up and bring it up."

Guan Ren went down, took Zhang Chi's ticket, and gave him a grateful look.

Zhang Chi's eyes were also resolute, meaning "We're all brothers."

"Luo Xiaobei, one vote!"

……

A single vote determined the class monitor of Class 7, Grade 11.

At this moment, Luo Xiaobei was initially happy.

Because she beat that guy.

Then I felt a little lost.

How do you be a class monitor? She last served as class monitor in elementary school and has absolutely no idea.

On the other hand, Gu Youli also had a psychological response to Gu Youli.

After realizing that he had lost to Luo Xiaobei, he felt depressed and unwilling for a while.

Afterwards, I calmly felt relieved that I hadn't become the class monitor.

She's not suitable, and she's not interested.

At school, Xiaolihua was only interested in one thing.

That is learning.

I'm interested in two things now.

One is learning.

One of them is Guan Ren.

……

"Okay, Luo Xiaobei will be the class monitor. We'll also have a study committee member and a life committee member, that'll be enough. The subject teachers can decide on the class representatives themselves, so we'll keep the staff to a minimum."

Once the class monitor was elected, Li Min considered it done. She then directly appointed the remaining three committee members.

"Gu Youli, you will be the class monitor."

"..."

Little Pear Blossom was a little speechless.

Does this count as wish fulfillment?

Besides studying, does Guan Ren also...?

Oh no, he was in a relationship with me from a young age; he started it.

However… since writing the note, he hasn’t seemed to have clearly indicated what the next step in their early romance would be, leaving Gu Youli unsure of what to do.

"The class monitor is... um..."

Li Min's eyes began to scan again, and Guan Ren's heart skipped a beat, immediately having a bad premonition.

"Guan Ren, you will be the class's life committee member."

"Hahaha…"

Several of Li Min's classmates burst out laughing at the same time, but she stopped them.

"What are you laughing at! If you think Guan Ren is no good, why don't you try?"

"..."

Guan Ren thought to himself, cursing Li Min for being so shrewd. On the surface, her words seemed to be her support for him, but in reality, weren't they just a way of shutting him up?
The class monitor is basically just running errands for the teacher.

To put it bluntly, the class monitor in charge of student life is someone who runs errands for everyone.

Sigh, it feels like there's no difference in function compared to sitting next to the podium, except it's become more legitimate.

But no matter what, Class 7 of Grade 11 finally has class committee members, which makes things look more like it.

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Afternoon physical education class.

Guan Ren and Zhang Chi played basketball for a while, then went to the rest area under the playground's rain shelter and chugged down some sugary drinks. "Hiss—! So refreshing! Hey? Ren-ge, why are you drinking sugar-free? Is that even fit for human consumption?"

"I think the sugar-free version tastes pretty good."

Guan Ren was speaking from the heart. This may also be related to the power of habit. After drinking too much, he felt that the sugary drinks were too cloying, and it was better to drink sugar-free ones to quench his thirst.

"You're the one talking to me! How can you drink Pepsi? Is that even fit for human consumption?"

"???"

Zhang Chi disagreed:

"What are you saying? What did Pepsi do to you?"

"hey-hey."

Guan Ren smiled but remained silent.

He's actually one of those people who drinks both Pepsi and Coca-Cola, but the conversation got carried away and he launched into a sharp critique:
"Tell me, which is better, savory rice dumplings or sweet rice dumplings?"

"They're all delicious, right? But we're used to eating sweet things here, aren't we? Just put in a red date, dip it in white sugar, that's how we eat it in the South, isn't it?"

"wrong."

Guan Ren shook his head:

"Savory rice dumplings should be from the south, while sweet rice dumplings are from the north."

"Huh? So our Jiangzhou County is in the north?"

"We are neither in the North nor the South, but in the West."

So, you mean we're in the United States?

"No, America is in the East."

"?"

"Left is west, right is east. Look at the map, isn't the United States on the right?"

"Depend on…"

Right?
Zhang Chi felt something was increasingly wrong, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. He looked at Guan Ren suspiciously.

"Second Master, are you doing this on purpose? Why the hell am I getting confused by you?"

Guan Ren chuckled:
"It's normal to feel dizzy; you're not smart enough and you're uneducated."

"joke!"

Zhang Chi sneered and took a sip of cola:
"You're cultured and intelligent. Let me give you a couplet and see if you can match it!"

"Sure, my nickname is 'Intestine-Piercing'."

"listen."

Zhang Chi pondered, shaking his head:
My first line of the couplet is: "Tofu pudding, sweet in the south, savory in the north."

Guan Ren also shook his head, but no preparation was needed:
"[Girl's feet, red, sour, yellow and smelly]"

"???"

So neat and tidy!

But Zhang Chi was very familiar with it.

"Ren-ge, you've read the latest chapter of 'The Supreme Confucianism and Taoism' too?"

"Correct."

It's not just about looking at it; this couplet was written by the male protagonist in the latest chapter.

"No, no."

Zhang Chi added the following rules:

"Start over! It has to be food!"

"Okay."

"Tofu pudding, sweet in the south and savory in the north!"

"Girl's feet are red, sour, yellow and smelly."

"???"

Why is it still the same?

Didn't I say it was food? What's going on?

Zhang Chi felt disappointed and thought it was pointless, unaware that Guan Ren was actually serious.

In addition, there were other students besides the two of them in the rest area.

So when a small pear blossom drifted by, she happened to hear Guan Ren's second line of the couplet. After a moment of stunned silence, she gently brushed a strand of hair from beside her pink ear and secretly spat at him.

I didn't realize my bad deskmate was also a pervert...

However, at the same time, she also felt a little worried.

[Girl's feet, red, sour, yellow and smelly]

If it's true, then what's the point of her pink color...?

Well…

Speaking of which, my sister's feet always seem rosy, don't they? Could it be that she...

Oh no!
Gu Youli shook her head inwardly.

My older sister is an older woman... a grown woman, so she can't be considered a young girl anymore.

……

Actually, Guan Ren also eats tofu pudding.

A bowl of hot soup is perfect for a salty winter.

Sweet iced tofu pudding is a refreshing summer dessert.

In fact, compared to other local specialties, the tofu pudding in Jiangzhou County might be considered truly heretical.

Guan Ren didn't even get to try the so-called sweet and savory tofu puddings until he went to university.

Previously in Jiangzhou County, he ate only "spicy tofu pudding".

This thing definitely can't be sweet, but it's also different from the savory tofu pudding that many people know. After you simmer a bowl, instead of pouring savory gravy on top, you pour on various toppings and a spoonful of chili oil.

"Hmm, I'm getting hungry... Brother Chi, wanna go through the back door?"

"What are you doing?"

"Have a bowl of rice noodles."

Zhang Chi hesitated:

"What about the assembly?"

"Don't worry, they won't take attendance."

"But it's not easy to get out through the back door these days..."

"Hey bro, are you coming? My treat!"

"Ugh, is this even fair... We're brothers, what's there to say!"

So the two of them secretly ran to the back door, each slurped up a bowl of beef rice noodles, and then rushed back to school to prepare for their next Chinese class.

……

"By the way, Ren-ge, I want to ask you something."

"explain."

"When we were electing class monitor, the person who didn't vote... wasn't it you?"

Jingle Bell--

"Oh no, the school bell is ringing! Let's go!"

“屮…”

(End of this chapter)