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Chapter 166 A Trivial Matter (Two updates a day are back to normal!)
That night, there was a lot of noise coming from Luo Xiaobei's bedroom.

After a while.

"Ah~"

Luo Xiaobei slumped onto the table, let out a long sigh, and slowly raised her disappointed face. She grabbed a ponytail in each hand and, like a meteor hammer, slapped it repeatedly against a photo of someone in the frame.

"I thought Master would have some profound insights, but he didn't offer any constructive advice at all..."

Luo Xiaobei was initially very serious, and described her weekend experiences from the perspective of a female adult, much like her master, in a way that was both true and false.

Of course, the part about "drooling" over her childhood friend's pillow is omitted.

The master had also made a bold statement beforehand, saying, "I'll help you deal with her."

In the end, the solution Master came up with for Luo Xiaobei was just the useless advice, "Try harder."

Luo Xiaobei was already roe-eating mullet.

Then I tried to ask a couple more questions.

However, the "beautiful girl teacher" responded with "oh" and "um" as usual, and after a long while, she came up with a few more unreliable ideas:

[Give that girl cold water to drink, and she'll get an upset stomach.]

[Take some unflattering photos of that girl and show them to him, to embarrass her.]

"What is all this nonsense? Even 'War and Beauty' isn't this childish!"

Luo Xiaobei felt helpless.

It makes sense, considering that although her mentor in the game was a woman, she herself admitted to having no dating experience and being a virgin.

"This young female chef..."

Luo Xiaobei muttered a complaint under her breath, then blushed, after all, she was the same.

only…

Although she pretended to be a female college student, she was actually a female high school student.

But my master is a genuine female college graduate.

That is to say...

"Master is already considered an experienced cook...?"

The thought of being "disrespectful" flashed through Luo Xiaobei's mind for a moment, then she stuck out her tongue and dismissed it, let alone tell her master.

Besides, even if a girl is older, she's still young.

Luo Xiaobei has a very traditional view on love. He believes that a girl's "little flower" (a metaphor for her romantic interest) should not be given away casually, and that she should commit to one person for life.

For example, a green plum's whole life is devoted to only her childhood sweetheart.

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"Ah sneeze——!"

Guan Ren, who was saving a new batch of manuscripts in front of his computer, suddenly sneezed, because he had an inexplicable feeling that someone was watching him.

Strangely, however, this feeling was not one of cold.

On the contrary, it was quite...comfortable?

“That’s strange…”

Most importantly, Guan Ren had written about ten chapters in one go tonight and was working on a rather "wicked" piece of content, thinking of giving the male protagonist in the book some good food and having him invent stockings and high heels in ancient times.

The feeling that someone was watching him, while pleasant, also made Guan Ren feel uneasy, interrupting his thoughts.

As we all know, when an author is writing about that kind of content, once their train of thought is interrupted, it takes a while for them to regain their flow.

"Never mind, let's just watch TV."

Guan Ren stopped writing and went to the forum to casually reply to a few greetings from 【不吃香菜丶才怪】.

Then I downloaded a few apps.

[PPS Video]

[Pipi HD Player]

UUsee Online TV

New computers are great.

In the past, people would only dare to install one of these software programs, for fear of taking up too much computer space. Now, they can install any of them without any problem.

As for why we no longer use Kuaibo...

Well, this brings us back to another little incident that happened over the weekend.

……

Wasn't Guan Ren supposed to play Fire and Ice with Luo Xiaobei back then?

I forgot whether I found it on 17173 or 4399. Since it was a Flash game, Guan Ren didn't know where he got the format association wrong, and when he clicked on it, it turned into playing a Flash video.

As soon as the video started playing, Guan Ren's default QVOD player popped up.

In fact, Guan Ren didn't usually use Kuaibo to watch anything unhealthy.

But this software is quite famous these days.

Luo Xiaobei had just experienced the drooling incident, and the blush on her face had not yet faded, so it immediately turned even redder.

Like Little Apple, she's comparable to An Ning.

Luo Xiaobei didn't say anything at the time.

She just gave a soft, slightly annoyed hum, and then kicked Guan Ren.

Therefore, Guan Ren temporarily stopped using Kuaibo to avoid the embarrassing situation of it suddenly popping up due to incorrect settings.

……

However, while Kuaibo was well-known at the time, it was generally limited to the male population. The internet was far less developed than it would be in the future, and many high school students were still quite naive. Therefore, only a minority of girls knew about Kuaibo through hearsay.

Luo Xiaobei was clearly among this minority.

Although there's no practical experience, theoretically, this girl's little brain definitely holds more strange and unusual ideas than the average girl's.

For example, last time, Guan Ren asked her if she used a lot of toilet paper at night. He was just concerned that she had a cold, but she stammered and her face flushed.

"What filthy girl..."

Guan Ren found this somewhat amusing, and immediately started watching an episode of "Magic Phone." He casually reached into his pants and began idly scratching and touching himself.

At the same time, the bedroom door was pushed open by a delicate hand.

"Guan Ren, let me heat it up for you..."

boom!
"???"

With a muffled thud, Guan Ren was stunned.

Was that Sister Qiaoyun just now?

He had just caught a glimpse of half of his mother's face through the doorway, and before he could even hear her finish speaking, the door was slammed shut behind him.

What's going on?

Guan Ren was completely bewildered.

Little did he know that Guan Qiaoyun was even more bewildered than he was.

She had just heard her son sneeze in the bedroom, and thinking that it was so cold outside, Guan Ren shouldn't sit in the room and catch a cold, so she heated up a cup of milk for him and brought it over.

But Guan Qiaoyun didn't expect that the moment she opened the door, she seemed to see... Guan Ren was looking at the computer while his hands were actually in his pants!

So, almost reflexively, she closed the door.

"That little rascal... how could he... already..." before even going to bed with her.

Guan Qiaoyun stood behind the door with milk in her hand, a blush of anger immediately rising on her pretty face.

She is a young mother.

Therefore, I consider myself a relatively open-minded mother.

There has always been a very stable understanding of the behaviors and characteristics that boys exhibit during puberty.

Otherwise, she wouldn't have silently washed his underwear, which was sometimes particularly "dirty".

However, precisely because she was still a young mother, Guan Qiaoyun felt particularly embarrassed to have caught him in the act.

However, since it has already happened, Guan Qiaoyun must face it properly.

At the very least, a mother should maintain composure and authority; she can't show weakness in front of her little rascal.

"call…"

So, Guan Qiaoyun took a deep breath, quickly adjusted her emotions, and knocked on the little rascal's door with a slightly cold face.

Boom boom boom!
"Come...in?"

squeak-

Guan Qiaoyun pushed open the door, not looking at Guan Ren's expression, but she couldn't help but glance at the tissues on his table with her phoenix eyes.

Snapped.

Then, she put down a glass of milk.

"It's hot, I drank it."

"Uh... I don't want to drink this."

Guan Qiaoyun frowned, then glared at him:
"Just drink it, hurry up!"

After saying that, Guan Qiaoyun turned and left.

"Oh, right, there's one more."

Before closing the door, she added, as if remembering something:
"You're in your second year of high school now. Studying requires energy, so you need to... learn to be disciplined, you hear me!"

"Qiao...no, Mom, I..."

"Shut up! Drink it now!"

"..."

My mother has left.

In the bedroom, Guan Ren stared at the glass of milk, his face stiffening slightly.

Now that things have come to this, he certainly understands that Guan Qiaoyun has misunderstood something.

But in reality, it wasn't what she thought.

Guan Ren had watched related science videos and learned that putting one's hands in one's underwear like this when relaxing is actually a small habit that teenagers, and even men all over the world, do.

It was something that truly felt "easy to do".

However, it was obvious that when he put it in, his mother, who suddenly barged in, misunderstood it as another kind of "casual act".

However, a cup of hot milk on a winter night is indeed warm and delicious, at least it's full of the taste of love.

Guan Ren enjoyed his drink very much, and even took a picture and posted it in the class group to show off.

The boys in the class group chat naturally joked about it, saying things like "drinking milk," while the girls were more sentimental, exclaiming things like "so happy."

Guan Ren glanced around and noticed that the class group chat had recently been filled with discussions about the winter break.

A quick calculation confirms it.

New Year's Day is approaching, followed by the end of the semester. The first semester of the second year of high school is almost over.

Time really flies.

(End of this chapter)