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Chapter 163 Old Eater Guan Ren

Luo Xiaobei said that she had accidentally drooled on the pillow and needed to wash the pillowcase.

In the end, they didn't actually wash it.

"Where did you go to wash?"

"Look, it's been washed."

"So you call it washing if you wet the pillowcase and throw it in the laundry tub?"

Guan Ren sighed, speechless, while Luo Xiaobei pouted and then secretly blushed.

After all, her purpose was not to wash the pillowcase, but to hide the special marks she had accidentally left on it, so just wetting it with water was enough, and she didn't need to actually wash it.

……

Fortunately, Guan Renjia's new washing machine is still very powerful. Many clothes that used to require hand washing to get clean can now be roughly tumbled clean when thrown into the washing machine.

Therefore, even if you need to wash pillowcases, no one actually needs to do it; Guan Ren can simply throw them into the washing machine and that's it.

"Hmm, we need to add more laundry detergent, so I don't have to sleep smelling your saliva later, it's really stinky."

"..."

Before throwing it in, Guan Ren deliberately said this and pretended to smell the pillowcase, showing a disgusted expression.

This was originally just something to tease Luo Xiaobei.

However, after teasing him, Guan Ren was surprised to find that Luo Xiaobei neither talked back nor punched him in the chest with her little fists as he had imagined.

Instead, she somehow grabbed a cushion from the sofa and hugged it to her chest, burying most of her rosy cheeks in it, standing there without saying a word.

Only the legs, tightly pressed together, would occasionally rub against each other restlessly.

“o(///_///)o”

"?"

Qingmei's reaction immediately made Guan Ren, who had originally intended to tease her, feel a little embarrassed.

Could it be that Luo Xiaobei is genuinely embarrassed about "drooling in her sleep"?

Okay, Guan Ren calmed down and thought about it, and he agreed.

Luo Xiaobei was his childhood sweetheart, but she was also a young girl in her prime.

Often, Guan Ren might have overlooked the fact that, as a girl, she would naturally care about things that girls should consider, such as saving face, because of their close relationship.

Just like her carefully dressed up today, didn't she also evoke a touch of romance in my heart as a boy?

He was her childhood sweetheart, and also a young man in the prime of his youth.

She was his childhood sweetheart, and also a young girl.

"Uh, well..."

So, putting himself in her shoes, Guan Ren decided it was best to just coax her a little:

"Bei, I was just kidding. Actually... I don't think your saliva smells bad, maybe... it even smells quite nice, hmm..."

"???"

Hearing Guan Ren's suddenly gentle tone and the incredibly unexpected words that contrasted sharply with it, Luo Xiaobei peeked out from under the pillow with her round eyes, shocked.

What... what nonsense is this idiot spouting?!
"Anyway...cough...anyway, I didn't mean to be disgusted..."

"..."

Luo Xiaobei realized that Pighead was trying to comfort her.

But the direction of his comfort was completely different from what he actually cared about!
Rather, listening to his comments about the "drool" on the pillowcase, saying it "smells nice" and "I don't mind," made Luo Xiaobei even more embarrassed. She even felt like she was about to turn into a steam girl, with steam rising from her head!
To be fair, Guan Ren's attempt to make amends wasn't an extreme move. It wasn't because he had just jokingly expressed his dislike for her, and now he was forcing himself to say "it smells pretty good" just to appease her.

He was simply basing his actions on the facts from his memory.

Because when he was a child, he accidentally ate Luo Xiaobei's saliva while playing with her.

And perhaps because she ate Alpenliebe at the time, Guan Ren always remembered that it was strawberry flavored.

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In short, after that, Luo Xiaobei actually wanted to escape as soon as possible. But then she thought, she had finally come to his house again after so long, and all she did was... just leave a mark on his pillow and leave. Wasn't that too much of a loss?
This... isn't this making her look like a silly little female dog?!
So Luo Xiaobei finally adjusted his mindset and sat down in front of the computer with Guan Ren to play "Fireboy and Watergirl," a game he used to play with Guan Ren in the school computer lab when they were kids.

then…

Guan Ren discovered that whether at Luo Xiaobei's house or his own, whenever Luo Xiaobei got engrossed in playing with him, she would still make a lot of strange noises due to being too relaxed.

……

"No, no, no! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"

"Let's switch, let's switch! I'll be on top, you'll be on the bottom... Ah~!"

"Wait! Tsk! You idiot, I was almost done, why did you come out first..."

……

And that's not all.

Previously, when they were at her own home, the two of them would play in the living room. Luo Xiaobei often liked to sit on the floor like a duck, which made Guan Ren absent-minded and distracted by the charm of the girl's waist, hips and beautiful feet, along with her moaning and groaning.

This time, logically speaking, she was sitting next to him in a chair, so she shouldn't have any concerns about that.

Who knew that Luo Xiaobei's sitting posture was still not quite proper.

Or rather, he was dutiful, but not entirely dutiful.

Her right leg was positioned properly.

But he insisted on crossing his left leg on the chair, pressing it under his right thigh.

And so, once again, a cute little foot dangled in Guan Ren's peripheral vision.

Moreover, this time, with the addition of thick black velvet stockings, it offers a completely different feel compared to the white cotton stockings from last time.

Especially since Qingmei's feet are naturally lively and agile.

Therefore, when you move your feet slightly, the thick fabric in areas like the heels and toes will stretch a little thinner, revealing a pinkish hue.

As a result, Guan Ren's eyeballs never returned to their proper position throughout the entire process.

To use a metaphor.

If the previous taste was like sweet milk...

So this time it's chocolate.

When Guan Ren eats chocolate, he never devours it directly. Instead, he holds it in his mouth, slowly letting the sweetness melt between his lips and teeth...

Wait, something's not right!

Guan Ren came to his senses and realized he had gone a bit too far.

Anyone who didn't know better would think he was a seasoned gourmet who really knew how to enjoy food...

To be honest, if that's the case, even if the object is a childhood sweetheart, it's still a bit perverted.

Guan Ren believed that these were not his true thoughts at all, but rather things that Luo Xiaobei had misled him into thinking.

It was almost time, so Guan Ren sent Luo Xiaobei back.

When will you come again?

"Huh? Next time... next time... let's talk about it later..."

"?"

Before leaving, Luo Xiaobei surprisingly did not express a clear attitude about visiting his home again, which surprised Guan Ren.

She seems quite excited ever since she decided to come…

Is it just a case of loving dragons but fearing them in reality? After visiting for so long, it just didn't seem like much?

If that's the case, then Guan Ren can understand.

Guan Ren was unaware that Luo Xiaobei's decision to be self-disciplined was primarily to prevent repeating some of today's mistakes, which was why she was considering it so carefully.

After all, she never expected that when she returned to her childhood friend's house in her second year of high school, her slightly grown-up body would be somewhat different from before...

(End of this chapter)