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Chapter 143 Guan Ren: A Man of Fair Rewards and Punishments

Weekend, morning, in front of the computer.

"Guan Ren Guan Ren~"

"What are you doing...?"

"Guan Ren Guan Ren~"

"..."

Luo Xiaobei's sweet, cloying voice came through the headphones, repeating itself like a broken record.

Guan Ren then realized that she was just joking again.

This is a good thing.

This means she's in a good mood.

As childhood friends, I'm naturally happy to see my childhood sweetheart in a good mood.

However, her calling him "Guan Ren, Guan Ren" still easily reminded Guan Ren of one person:

"Luo Xiaobei, how come you're just like Graves?"

"Who? Oh, oh..."

Luo Xiaobei thought for a moment and realized it was the new champion in League of Legends released in October of this year: [Graves].
"He's a tough guy with a hunting rifle, how could I, a mere woman, resemble him?"

"Graves is no tough guy..."

This is true in every sense of the word.

On one hand, players are still unaware that the official team will pair Graves and Twisted Fate together, and that the so-called "macho man" is actually gay.

On the other hand, the Graves that Guan Ren mentioned refers to the little thing on Meteor Road, who is even less of a macho man.

"Have you forgotten what I told you? Graves is Anguo's nickname."

"Oh, that little girl."

Luo Xiaobei remembered; there really was such a thing.

Guan Ren described An Guoguo as quite adorable, but she had never seen her in person.
"Guan Ren, you're really awful! Why did you give someone such a weird nickname?"

"She said her name was An'an, and there's a line in the game where the male gunner says 'An'an,' so it's not surprising that I made that connection... Stop talking, stop talking, we're in the dungeon, give me a buff."

"Okay~"

……

On Saturday morning, Guan Ren was sitting in front of the computer, not just to have a voice chat with Luo Xiaobei.

Of course, it's even less likely that I'd be writing.

Who are some good authors who still write on weekends?
Guan Ren had only logged into the "Wenjian OL" game after a long absence. He originally just wanted to take advantage of the last days before the decline of martial arts and fantasy MMO games to stroll around the various main cities, enjoy the scenery, and reminisce a bit.

As a result, the memories came flooding back, and seeing all the return gift packs in my inventory, I couldn't help but play for a while seriously.

To be honest, although "Wenjian OL" is a typical pay-to-win online game.

However, its pay-to-win aspect can be replaced by grinding.

Moreover, the main storyline is quite good, and there's plenty of text.

So Guan Ren reached the maximum level very quickly without even realizing it.

As everyone knows, leveling up in online games is just the beginning.

Looking at his outdated equipment, which was several versions behind, Guan Ren thought he should take advantage of the free items in the return gift pack and go do some dungeons to upgrade his equipment.

Just then, Luo Xiaobei started harassing him on QQ as usual.

Guan Ren, who had been away from the game for a long time, immediately asked her to log back in, add her as a friend again, and go to do a dungeon together.

That's why I started a voice chat with Luo Xiaobei.

"By the way, Xiao Bei, you have an alternate account?"

"Yeah, logging in with your main account requires a security token, which is a hassle. This one will be enough for you on a lower-end laptop."

Actually, the inconvenience is not the main problem.

The key point is that Luo Xiaobei's main account ID is 【盼君何时绕床弄】. Apart from when she is with her master 【美少女老师】, Luo Xiaobei sometimes feels a little embarrassed looking at this ID for too long, and of course, she would never let Guan Ren know about it.

That's why I used a secondary account to add him back as a friend.

If Guan Ren wants to completely return to the game, he can simply use Luo Xiaobei's name change card to change his main account ID again.

"Huh? Bei, how come your alt account seems more powerful than my main account?"

"Nonsense, don't you think about how long it's been since you last played?"

"You can't possibly manage two accounts that meticulously by yourself, can you?"

"Hehe~ This alt account was given to me by my master~ She used it to maintain her main account, but she gave it to me when she didn't need it anymore."

I see. That makes sense then.

Luo Xiaobei's alternate account is also a female account, and even has a set of clothes, which is quite sexy. The main body can be described as a white gilded bellyband.

"Nice clothes."

Guan Ren commented:
"【Beautiful Girl Teacher】has pretty good taste."

"Hmph, you lecher..."

"I'm serious, okay?"

Guan Renyi spoke with righteous indignation:
"Just admiring the clothes, how does that make me a pervert?"

"Oh, so when you were a kid, you watched the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on TV to admire the clothes?"

"..."

This is no longer a matter of bringing up something that shouldn't be discussed.

This is a matter of bringing up old grievances.

"Alright, the final boss is here, let's fight it out."

"Don't worry, I'll finish it in a second."

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Although he doesn't write on weekends, Guan Ren still cares a lot about his readers.

So after finishing the game, Guan Ren still opened the Qidian backend and checked the comments.

[Can a deaf-mute girl help me with my oral calculations? She's such a short-circuit writer! She always stops writing at crucial points!]

[A Little Chef Who Loves Mom: Short, Frequent Updates]

[Not a Chicken, Crazy Young Master: The author is an idiot]

[Fragrant Little Feet: When will the extra chapters for the Alliance Leader be finished?]

……

"Sigh, why are almost all the comments urging for more updates? It's all Xue Hong's fault. Back in the day, it was great for online novels to update once a week. This cutthroat competition is killing us..."

Guan Ren sighed. After sending a few troublemakers like "Bu Ji and Kuang Shao" to the dark room, he went to the book club group again.

Then, as expected, I discovered that people in the "Yunzhongren General Group", "Yunzhongren V Group", and "Yunzhongren Alliance Leader Group" were all posting lewd pictures.

"Shrimp head!"

Guan Ren was an author who clearly distinguished between rewards and punishments.

So the administrators of the two groups whose erotic pictures weren't erotic enough were banned for half an hour.

On the other hand, there is an active member in the [Yunzhongren v group] named [Chichichichi123] who not only posts very explicit pictures, but also never posts anything offensive.

Guan Ren then promoted him directly to management.

The group chat exploded immediately.

[Chichichichi123: Holy crap? I got the author's attention?!]

[.: The author himself?]

[Heart Drifts with the Wind: Brother Yun is here?]

[General Manager Wang of Building Materials: The author has appeared! Come and play a little peck on his cheek!]

This highlights the advantage of Guan Ren not frequently appearing in the group chat.

It can help establish a relatively aloof image.

That's what being an author is all about.

If Guan Ren were to mingle with these group members every day, he would soon be disregarded by readers and subjected to all sorts of teasing and humiliation.

Such occasional changes, like removing one administrator and replacing another, make readers feel that "the will of Heaven is unpredictable" and prevent them from acting recklessly.

Drop drop-

[ChiChiChiChi123: How did I suddenly become an administrator? Thank you, author!]

The "lucky book lover" who received the help also sent a private message immediately.

[Yunzhongren: You seem quite active. I'm usually busy writing at work, so I'll trouble you to manage things for me.]

[ChiChiChiChi123: Author, don't worry!]

"The tension and relaxation of this trench..."

Guan Ren was also amused by this guy.

When she was banned by herself for pretending to be an innocent high school girl, she cursed herself as a dog author. Now she calls herself "Big Brother" all the time.

(End of this chapter)