No one understands rebirth better than me
Chapter 122 The Easiest Woman in the World to Coax
Chapter 122 The Easiest Woman in the World to Coax
[A Little Cloud: I need to check inventory at the company at noon, you should eat out.]
Guan Ren received this QQ message from Guan Qiaoyun right after his tutoring class ended at noon.
No matter how many times Guan Ren looks at this ID, he always smiles knowingly.
They missed each other in their past lives, but in this life, no matter what, Guan Ren will cherish his mother's lovely side.
Guan Ren smiled gently as he replied.
[Guan Guan Jujiu: Okay, Xiaoyun'er, I'll make it at home myself]
Five seconds later.
Jingle Bell--!
The phone rang urgently, and as expected, my mother's fierce and cold rebuke came through the receiver:
"You little brat! You're bastarding at your mother again!"
"Hmm? Sister Qiaoyun, what's wrong?"
"Still playing dumb, huh! Just wait until I get home tonight and see what I'll do to you!"
"Hehe~"
……
On the other end of the phone, Guan Qiaoyun's pretty face flushed red.
She was angry not only because of her increasingly unreasonable son, but also because her own ID was indeed becoming more and more embarrassing.
But it's actually understandable.
Although Guan Qiaoyun is indeed no longer a young girl, she has never even been in a relationship, so she inevitably retains more of a girlish heart than the average mother.
However, in order to avoid being teased by that little rascal in the future, Guan Qiaoyun made a quick decision and started changing her QQ nickname.
Snap… Snap…
In a simple cubicle office, Guan Qiaoyun sat at a workstation, tapping away on her phone.
A moment later, another woman came in carrying a box of instant noodles.
She was of average appearance, but judging from her figure and exquisite makeup, she was Guan Qiaoyun's colleague in the lingerie department on the same floor.
"Oh? Sister Guan?"
"Ok?"
"When did you change your phone? And it's an iPhone? Wow, that's incredible..."
A colleague leaned over, his words half jokingly exaggerated, half genuinely envious:
"Wow, the boss gave you a raise?"
"What? Xiao Liu, don't spread rumors."
In the past, Guan Qiaoyun, who had little vanity, would have simply given up on the matter.
But when it came to this phone, she couldn't help but puff out her chest, and a hint of pride, barely concealed, shone through her feigned composure.
“How could I bear to buy something so expensive? It was just recently that my silly son bought it for me.”
"what?"
Xiao Liu was immediately shocked:
"Your son... I remember he's in junior high, isn't he? He's not that old, is he?"
"No, he's all grown up now."
"You're working?"
"high school."
"Where did he get the money?"
"I just wrote some random things, and luckily a magazine took a liking to them and gave me some payment."
"Huh? You've become a writer? So young? Just like that Han Han?"
"Haha, no, no, it can't be that bad..."
Guan Qiaoyun said it wasn't that bad, but after hearing her colleague's constant praise, she couldn't help but smile. After a long while, she touched her phone, opened QQ, and looked at his teasing comment. Her initial resentment turned into a soft, murmured reproach:
"He's grown up, but he's becoming increasingly disrespectful to his mother, haha..."
I don't know if this counts as filial piety or not...
Just as I was thinking about it, my son sent me another message on QQ.
[Guan Guan Jujiu: Sister Qiaoyun, so what delicious food did you eat out for lunch?]
[A big white cloud: Call me Mom! (Angry.jpg)]
"..."
Guan Ren looked at the new ID and was both amused and exasperated.
Okay, they actually changed their nickname.
It has transformed from a "little cloud" into a "big white cloud".
Well, to be fair, the new ID "Big White Cloud" actually suits her quite well.
especially…
In terms of physique...
"cough!"
Guan Ren subconsciously thought about it for a moment, but dared not think too much about it.
Otherwise, it would be somewhat rebellious.
[Guan Guan Jujiu: Mom, what are you having for lunch?]
[A Big White Cloud: I don't know, we'll see. I can't leave the office; it might be 1 or 2 pm.]
One or two o'clock...
Guan Ren frowned. He never wanted Guan Qiaoyun to have any health problems, and eating on time was a very important thing for her health.
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About half an hour later.
New Century Department Store, Underwear Department. "Sister Guan, are you here to help with the warehouse?"
"Hey, good."
hum-
Guan Qiaoyun, who was busy in the warehouse, opened her phone and saw that it was another message from Guan Ren, with two photos of the food he had made.
One of the dishes is 【Eggplant and Green Bean Stir-fry】.
One of the pictures is of [Winter Melon and Meatball Soup].
And he also asked:
[Qiaoyun, have you eaten what I ate yet?]
"Brat..."
Guan Qiaoyun suspected that Guan Ren did it on purpose, because both dishes were her favorites.
[A large white cloud: I haven't yet, it's too early.]
Guan Qiaoyun had just sent this message when Guan Ren replied instantly.
The reply that came instantly left Guan Qiaoyun stunned.
That's perfect, let's eat it in the office while it's hot.
"?"
office?
Guan Qiaoyun pondered her son's words for a moment, and then immediately realized something.
"Xiao Zhang, you get started. If you have any problems, come to my office."
After Guan Qiaoyun finished speaking, she walked towards the office in her high heels, half believing and half doubting, her phone restlessly switching between her two delicate hands.
Finally, as I approached the office door, I saw from afar a tall and handsome figure sitting right in front of my desk.
On the table was a cylindrical stainless steel insulated lunchbox.
This kid…
Guan Qiaoyun pursed her red lips, feeling a warmth in her heart. She took a few more steps closer, just about to go in, when she was surprised to hear her colleague's voice.
"Oh my, Sister Guan's son is really different now."
"I've grown up fast, Auntie, but you haven't changed at all. You're still so young, and you even look more beautiful."
"You have such a sweet tongue! Tsk tsk tsk, you've grown into such a handsome young man in the blink of an eye, that's wonderful... Come on, stand up, let Auntie see how old you've really grown."
Snapped!
Guan Ren was dealing with his mother's old colleagues when the office door was suddenly pushed open forcefully, and Guan Qiaoyun appeared with a serious expression.
"Sister Guan, look, your son has brought you food."
Guan Qiaoyun didn't respond, but simply said:
"Xiao Liu, go check on the warehouse."
"okay."
Xiao Liu then left.
"Sister Qiaoyun~"
Guan Ren grinned and leaned closer, gently putting his arm around her shoulder.
Guan Qiaoyun glanced at him sideways with her phoenix eyes, pretending to be expressionless:
What are you doing here? Don't you think I'm busy enough?
"What are you saying, Sister Qiaoyun? I didn't want to cause you any trouble either."
Guan Ren looked around. After all, this was the lingerie department, filled with all sorts of women's underwear and glowing plastic half-body models, including many erotic styles with cutouts.
Guan Ren is now a sophomore in high school, and he feels somewhat uncomfortable here unless absolutely necessary.
Many of these items were even the same ones that Guan Ren had seen at home, the same ones Guan Qiaoyun had.
But he still came today.
"Here."
Guan Ren tapped the lunchbox:
"I made your favorite food today. I was worried you'd be busy for too long, so I brought it to you. How is it? Isn't it your good son?"
"Hmph, I guess I didn't raise you for nothing..."
Upon seeing the lunchbox again, Guan Qiaoyun stopped putting on her motherly authority. Her expression softened, and she took out the winter melon meatball soup, eggplant, green beans, and rice one by one, taking a couple of bites.
"Is it delicious?"
"can."
Guan Qiaoyun ate a few more bites as she spoke, then asked:
"What did your Aunt Liu talk to you about just now?"
"Nothing, just chatting."
"Yeah."
Guan Qiaoyun casually tossed her hair, her long, slender legs encased in dark skin stockings crossed, her silver-gray high heels dangling in the air.
"I just heard you praising her for being young and stuff."
"Just being polite."
Guan Ren placed his hands on Guan Qiaoyun's shoulders, leaned down from behind, and whispered something in her ear in an exaggerated manner:
"Actually, I hadn't finished speaking. I was going to say that no matter how young she is, she's not as young as my mom, and no matter how pretty she is, she's not as pretty as my mom."
"..."
"Mom, do you think I should tell her?"
"just go."
"Then I really went?"
"Go, go, go now."
Guan Qiaoyun said this while pretending to push him away, but her tone was already one of helpless laughter and reproach.
While laughing in exasperation, she couldn't help but admit that the little man she raised, besides being remarkable in his studies, also seemed to have a knack for charming women in this "unconventional" way.
Of course, it could also be due to Guan Qiaoyun's own reasons.
After all, for most men, their mother is always the easiest woman in the world to please.
(End of this chapter)
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