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Chapter 118 My Childhood Sweetheart is a Pervert

A classroom without teachers for evening self-study always presents a scene of "all walks of life".

There are quite a few people like Guan Ren who secretly switch places with someone.

The reasons for changing positions are also different.

Some of them would read books together, mostly miscellaneous books.

Some, like Guan Ren, want to play on their phones with someone.

Some even ate together, just to copy each other's homework.

……

"Let me tell you, my mom has been watching 'Empresses in the Palace' every day lately, she's totally obsessed!"

"Ha, even dogs wouldn't watch that. A play about women pulling each other's braids, I really don't know what's so interesting about it."

Have you listened to Jay Chou's new album "Exclamation Mark"?

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have recently been studying historical materials and discovered that Empress Dowager Cixi and Puyi also had an affair."

……

The chat section was, as always, filled with talented individuals.

Guan Ren, who was listening intently, felt his scalp tingle when he suddenly felt a pinch on his thigh.

This is how Luo Xiaobei calls out to him.

"What's wrong?"

Guan Ren turned his head and saw Luo Xiaobei tapping away on her phone:

"That game you told me to download, 'Riptide GP,' is missing."

"Tsk, what an idiot."

"?"

When her childhood friend turned against her, Luo Xiaobei pouted and glared at him fiercely.

Guan Ren watched with a smile, then pinched her two soft, pouting lips:

"Don't be so defiant. If you can't even do a simple download, what are you if not a pig?"

"I didn't know how, I just slipped."

Are your hands slippery?

"Ah."

Luo Xiaobei nodded and placed her hand in his palm:
"You touch it."

"Never mind, let's do it another day."

Guan Ren had just been touching the pear blossoms for a long time, and now he was touching the green plums. He was worried that he would develop a bad habit, like playing with antiques. He would be unable to resist touching a girl's hand whenever he saw her. Wouldn't that make him a pervert?

So Guan Ren didn't touch it much.

At least there wasn't much touching.

After all, a small touch doesn't count as a real touch.

"It's okay, it was a slip of the hand. The game isn't that big anyway, just download it again."

"Ok."

Fortunately, Guan Ren had a lot of data, so Luo Xiaobei could use it to her heart's content.

So she opened her browser history, scrolled through it, and then let out a puzzled "Eh," before pinching Guan Ren's thigh again.

"Guan Ren."

"What's wrong again?"

Guan Ren was smiling sheepishly as he greeted his former deskmate who had accidentally turned around in the distance, when Luo Xiaobei called out to him, so he had no choice but to go over there again.

Immediately afterwards, his pupils contracted.

Luo Xiaobei was scrolling through the history records while muttering to himself in confusion:
"What... a great tit destroying a kitten...?"

"..."

Guan Ren's forehead was covered in sweat.

"...What is the Moroccan Liberation Front...?"

"..."

Guan Ren was drenched in sweat.

"besides…"

"show me!"

Guan Ren snatched the phone, pretending to look at it seriously while rapidly tapping away at the screen.

"Hmm...it looks like gibberish...hiss...what is this...I don't recognize it...strange..."

After Guan Ren muttered to himself for a while, just as he found the "Delete all history" button, Luo Xiaobei suddenly snatched his phone back.

"?!"

"..."

Luo Xiaobei held her phone, her eyes narrowing like a little fox's:

"Guan Ren..."

"Hey."

Guan Ren agreed without looking at her, hunching over and trying to get his head close to the phone Luo Xiaobei was holding under the desk.

Seeing how guilty he was, Luo Xiaobei became even more certain that these strange historical records must be because this guy had seen some unhealthy things!
"abnormal…" "……"

Normally, Guan Ren wouldn't have cared if Qingmei said that.

But now that he's been caught red-handed, Guan Ren has a feeling that "lies don't hurt people, but the truth is the sharpest knife."

So he felt a little embarrassed and awkward.

……

Sigh, it's also because the browser that comes with my phone is so outdated.

Many don't even have a basic seamless mode yet.

Guan Ren had nothing better to do than browse some European and American websites with automatic translation features after having a strange dream the night before.

While aiming to relax, one can also avoid the embarrassing situation of waking up with soiled underwear.

Who knew that the awkward situation would be avoided?

But now a new awkward situation has arisen.

……

“Bei, cough, let me explain…uh…”

Guan Ren wanted to say something more, but then he saw Luo Xiaobei tap her finger on her phone.

Guan Ren's heart skipped a beat, thinking she was about to execute him on the spot.

However, this is not the case.

Luo Xiaobei simply pressed the "Delete all history" button that Guan Ren hadn't had time to press, and then continued to open the game download page.

"..."

Guan Ren, who was hunched over his phone, looked up at Qingmei with some surprise.

"What are you looking at?"

Luo Xiaobei gently scolded him, a blush occasionally crossing her cheeks. She lightly stroked his cheek with one hand, pressing his pig-like head against her lap.

"You idiot, can't you be a little more careful next time? What if other girls see you playing on your phone?"

"Yes, I will keep your teachings in mind..."

"Still grinning like an idiot!"

"No, no, really, really..."

"Humph…"

Guan Ren truly took the teachings to heart and went back to find a browser with an incognito mode.

Luo Xiaobei genuinely reminded Guan Ren, worried that if his past relationship were seen by other girls, it would be disastrous.

After all, it's enough for only the childhood sweetheart to know that "the childhood friend is a pervert".

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"Sister Qiaoyun, I'm back."

When Guan Ren got home that evening, he immediately noticed a wad of flesh-colored stockings on the high heels by the door.

Its light, transparent, and fluffy texture, resembling cotton candy, clearly indicates that it hasn't been soaked in much sweat.

It feels silky smooth to the touch, without any stickiness.

It has no unpleasant odor; you can only smell a faint leather scent and a rich, mature fragrance.

Overall, if we were to rate it, it would consistently be classified as food grade.

"Guan Ren? What are you doing sitting there like an idiot at the door?"

"No...nothing!"

Guan Ren, who had been daydreaming, suddenly pulled his hand back, stood up from the small stool, rubbed his nose, and looked helpless.

It was all because of that embarrassing incident during evening self-study that he was somewhat distracted when he got home.

However, having learned his lesson from the evening self-study session, Guan Ren immediately downloaded UC Browser afterwards.

This amazing device from the feature phone era was also quite useful in the early days of the smartphone era.

It doesn't even have the "UC Shocking Department" meme yet, and like every crappy browser that becomes a dragon, it still retains the original pure experience.

In addition, Guan Ren also downloaded two other super-powerful apps of our time.

One is the local music player app, 【天天动听】.

One is the only true god of comics [Buka Comics].

That evening, when Guan Ren was having a long phone conversation with Gu Youli and Luo Xiaobei, he also recommended both apps to them.

The next day, Gu Youli was fine, but Luo Xiaobei was late for school.

And he wasn't in good spirits either.

Guan Ren asked her and learned that she had been playing a dungeon in the game "Wenjian OL" with the "Beautiful Girl Teacher" last night and was already quite tired.

As a result, after Guan Ren recommended [Buka Comics], I spent another night reading "The Complete Works of Junji Itoh".

Because it was a horror comic, Luo Xiaobei became more and more alert as she read it. The more alert she became, the more scared she got. The more scared she got, the more she wanted to read it. In the end, she stayed up all night.

"Guan Ren, come watch with me during evening self-study tonight."

"..."

Where there is one there are two, and when there are two there are three.

Just like Luo Xiaobei's attitude towards hugs and kisses, changing seats during evening self-study will probably become the norm in the future.

(End of this chapter)