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Chapter 291 Crazy!

The lights in the screening room flickered, reflecting the stunned faces of the audience.

This movie...

It offers everyone a mind-blowing, brand-new experience!
They saw Bao Zheng and his group, righteously convicting Ultraman!
Ultraman, however, remained unconscious. He was carried to the side of the government office and lay there stiffly, the timer on his chest flashing red...

Next!

Just then, they saw several monsters that had traveled with Ultraman suddenly appear out of nowhere, some breathing fire, others unleashing lightning, turning the entire Northern Song City into chaos, with all sorts of houses collapsing under their weight...

then……

The scene from the movie that caused everyone's cerebellum to shrink instantly appeared!

What did they see?
They saw dark clouds gathering over Kaifeng Prefecture, and a giant, red-eyed beast resembling a taotie tore through the void, its fangs dripping poisonous saliva, causing houses to collapse wherever it passed.

They saw Bao Zheng angrily slam his gavel, the crescent-shaped mark shooting out golden light: "This evil spirit is wreaking havoc on the world, and should be punished!"

They saw Zhan Zhao leap into the air, his Zhanlu sword drawing down heavenly lightning to strike the beast's head;
Gongsun Ce wielded his brush, and the Judge's Pen wrote the character "定" (meaning "fixed") in mid-air, temporarily sealing off the monsters' movements.

They saw Zhang Long and Zhao Hu bring out three guillotines: the dragon head guillotine to slay immortals and demons, the tiger head guillotine to cut down traitors and evildoers, and the dog head guillotine to punish mortal wickedness.

then!

"This wicked beast devours human souls; it deserves to be beheaded!"

At Bao Gong's command, the guillotine transformed into a ten-zhang-long beam of blue light. Gongsun Ce made a hand seal and activated the incantation, causing the guillotine to crash down like a mountain.

The giant beast howled and struggled, but Wang Chao and Ma Han locked its vital points with the "Demon-Binding Rope".

"Guillotine—!"

Amidst a surge of blood, the beast's head rolled into the dust, its demonic aura reduced to ashes by the guillotine's malevolent energy.

Bao Zheng flicked his sleeve and snorted coldly: "Don't say you're an ancient ferocious beast, even if you were a celestial demon star, I could still behead you!"

……

Watching the monster on the screen being brutally guillotined by a group of people...

At this moment, Liu Jiasheng was at a loss for words to describe this movie!

The special effects in the movie were really good, especially the dazzling magic battles, which were quite thrilling!
What the hell!

It was incredibly smelly and loud!

The camera suddenly switched!
The scene shifts to Keldeothman waking up, but he is unable to revert to his human form or communicate, leaving him somewhat at a loss...

Then, a bright crescent moon appeared on Bao Zheng's head, and a moment later!

Yes!

What did Liu Jiasheng see?
Seeing that our "omnipotent Judge Bao" can suddenly communicate with Ultraman through "telepathic communication"!

Moreover, as the crescent moon on his head flashed again, everyone was able to communicate with Ultraman...

Then, even more outrageous, when Bao Zheng's crescent moon shone for the third time, a large book suddenly appeared in the void, and the pages automatically generated holographic projections: [Suspect race: Light race of M88 Nebula; Motive: Collapse of Fanlou was an accident; Suggested punishment: Compensation + roof repair].

Then, he saw the all-powerful Judge Bao and Ultraman start haggling over a price in the movie...

Bao Zheng angrily rebuked: "Absurd! How could the laws of the Song Dynasty allow aliens to bargain?"

Ultraman complained, "My salary comes from solar energy, I have no money..."

"This government will consider the matter carefully. If the debtor has no money, he will take on the work himself... until the debt is repaid!"

Next!

Yes!

Next!

What do they see?
Seeing the fusion of justice and divine power in Judge Bao, [Ked Aoterman] was deeply moved, and then, amidst the cheers of the enthusiastic people, he began to help [the people of Kaifeng] with their work.

……

Liu Jiasheng's lips twitched slightly!
He saw the Giant of Light, a powerful figure who was always the center of attention wherever he went, actually starting to help "plow the field."

Yes!

You read that right, the giant bent down, holding tiny tools, and began carefully helping the "farmers" till the fields...

Do you think this is abstract?

No, more abstractly, under the spell of the omnipotent Bao Gong and his gang, a giant hoe was conjured up, and then Ultraman began helping the villagers repair irrigation ditches, dig mountain paths, and excavate caves...

Ultraman used the "Specium Beam" to cut through the rocks and rebuild the border defenses;

Using a chest plate timer to evaporate the floodwaters of the Yellow River, we fight floods and provide disaster relief in the face of disaster!

...After witnessing one jaw-dropping scene after another, Liu Jiasheng was at a loss for words to describe his emotions.

He'd never seen such a ridiculous movie in his entire life!

Especially when the residents of Kaifeng saw how diligently Aoteman served the people, they suddenly developed a deep affection for him.

They meticulously crafted a huge wreath for the giant of light and solemnly placed it on his head.

Immediately afterwards, a group of innocent and carefree children surrounded him, singing and dancing, their laughter echoing through the ancient street.
The surreal and surreal combination of Chinese and Japanese storylines caused Liu Jiasheng's chrysanthemum to tighten once again...

I feel nauseous!

Oh shit!

Even Ultraman, who came to China, had to become a beast of burden. Is that what this movie is trying to say?
Can you go on and on?

Liu Jiasheng took a deep breath; he had thought this was his limit!

But I didn’t expect it!

The film's peaceful moments are shattered; the execution of the Taotie behemoth is just the beginning, as more monsters swept into the Northern Song Dynasty by the time-space turbulence gradually appear...

【Phantom Sound Demon】: A transparent jellyfish-like creature that can manipulate human minds. It possesses court officials to create chaos, and Bao Zheng must use the "Mirror of Karma" to reveal its true form.

[Bronze Puppet]: Surrounded by machinery, it spews lightning and fire, and is extremely insane, killing gods and men alike in its path...

then!

Liu Jiasheng witnessed a scene that blew his mind away!
He saw Bao Zheng, yes, our omnipotent Lord Bao, who, relying on his wisdom and divine power, began to solve the case scientifically!
Yes, you are not mistaken!
In the movie, Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce combine Taoist magic with Ultraman's interstellar knowledge to invent the "Charm Scanner" to track the monster's energy source...

He also saw Zhan Zhao using a combination of light footwork and Ultraman beam saber techniques in combat...

Even more damning, we saw Bao Zheng and Ultraman team up to fight monsters. One side unleashed the Ultraman Beam, while the other Bao Zheng gathered the power of the Northern Song Dynasty's Xuanmen sect to set up an array. Ultraman contributed the [M88 Nebula Sealing Technique], and the two merged into the "Tai Chi Demon-Slaying Array," which then suppressed one monster after another...

Unwilling to be suppressed, the monsters charged forward to fight back, roaring as they tried to break the seal. Then, our all-powerful protagonist, Judge Bao, intervened once again. His crescent moon beam resonated with the Ultraman timer, unleashing the "Justice Combination Beam," instantly blasting the monsters into a state of utter exhaustion…

Immediately afterwards...

Judge Bao flew into the sky and judged the monster!
Discovering that the Guillotine was ineffective against alien monsters, Gongsun Ce was ordered to modify the guillotine blade overnight, adding a plasma energy core salvaged from Ultraman, ultimately creating the Quantum Guillotine.

The guillotine's activation is accompanied by spectacular special effects. First, a giant, roaring phantom of a mythical beast is projected, then 108 laser chains split off to bind the monster. Finally, as the guillotine falls, it creates a black hole effect, tearing the monster to shreds...

……

Towards the end of the movie, the time rift reopens, and Ultraman bids farewell. Bao Zheng presents him with "Great Song Tongbao" coins as payment. Seeing Ultraman's deeply reluctant and emotional expression at that moment...

Liu Jiasheng felt that his brain cells had completely gone on strike!

"Is this some kind of divine intervention or a technological marvel?" Liu Jiasheng felt his heart pounding wildly!
The movie is a disaster!
His mental state completely collapsed!
Perhaps it's because I've been infected by so many elements, but even when Bao Zheng suddenly pulls out his phone and dials 110 in the movie, I don't find it abrupt at all...

As the end credits rolled, Liu Jiasheng's pupils had completely lost focus.

You say the plot is bad...

It doesn't seem that bad!

At least it's logical and well-founded, combining modern and ancient elements, mythology and history with technology and science fiction...

It seems to make sense...

Moreover, the special effects are actually pretty good, especially the scenes of flying around fighting and trapping monsters, which are quite interesting...

But you say this movie is so "good"...

Damn it!
He really didn't know how to describe it...

At that moment, he vaguely saw his worldview turn into a wisp of smoke, drifting out from the top of his head and forming two large characters in the sky above the screening room: Abstract!

That's so damn abstract!
Just then, a sudden commotion erupted in the screening room!

As the end credits rolled for "Bao Gong's Night Trial of Ultraman," the audience in the theater remained immersed in the shock of the intertwining of magic and reality.

Some people slapped their thighs and laughed wildly, "What the hell is this?" Others rubbed their temples and muttered, "This movie has shattered my worldview, it's too damn horrible!" Still others took a deep breath: "I can't be the only one poisoned by this, I have to let more people see this abstract thing..."

However, the group of children were very excited!
Even after the movie ended, they were still excitedly shouting, "Judge Bao beheads the alien!"

As the screen went completely black, the audience left with a complex mix of "shocking yet exhilarating" feelings, their minds filled only with the mesmerizing image of Bao Zheng's crescent moon...

This movie is so bad it's refreshingly bad, it's strangely addictive. Damn, I actually feel like bringing my friends to see it and seeing their amazing reactions. What's the deal with that?
When he walked out of the movie theater, he felt like his IQ hadn't quite returned...

In a daze...

I saw that another movie premiere is about to begin...

What's the name of that movie?
Ultraman Universe: Calabash Brothers Save Grandpa!
He was stunned!
I glanced at the introduction subconsciously...

[The Land of Light in Nebula M88 is suddenly engulfed by darkness. Mother of Ultra discovers that the source of the cosmic energy imbalance lies on Earth in the solar system. The snake demon beneath Calabash Mountain stole the "Plasma Spark Core" and imprisoned the King of Ultra (Grandpa form) who came to investigate. Seven Ultramen from different star systems (red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and violet) are ordered to rescue them, but due to a special magnetic field during a particular period on Earth, they are forced to shrink into a "calabash" shape. They need to adapt to Earth's environment inside the calabash. Only by collecting all seven colors of energy can they return to their normal forms. Meanwhile, the snake demon is watching them, having kidnapped their grandfather…]

(End of this chapter)