The Demon-Slaying Grandmaster

Chapter 356 Avoiding Three Calamities

Pigsy claimed he was banished to the mortal realm for harassing Chang'e, but this was merely a way of downplaying the real issue.

Since this guy dared to knock down the palaces in Heaven, if the Jade Emperor doesn't punish him, Heaven will definitely be in chaos.

Moreover, his willingness to clash with the military police is tantamount to fighting with the military police in modern society.

They also violently resisted arrest.

This is something that crosses the line.

The Jade Emperor spared Zhu Bajie's life, which was already considered a lenient decision.
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After parting ways with the Bodhisattva, Li Jingxiao found the Four Heavenly Kings and the Twenty-Eight Constellations.

Not only did he take them to the Tushita Palace for drinks, but he also brought up the three marshals Chen, Zhang, and Guan, whom he had met in the North Sea.

They also took dozens of marshals and generals from the Thunder Department's Divine Thunder Palace out for drinks.

But after Li Jingxiao got all these people drunk and obtained more than nine million experience points,

He was immediately summoned by Laozi and given a severe scolding.

Then he left him with the words, "Don't associate with the people from Lei Brigade," and told him to go back to Boyue Cave and behave himself for a few days.

After Laozi left, Li Jingxiao couldn't help but chuckle.

Li Jingxiao didn't believe that the Jade Emperor would suspect him just because he drank with a general from the Thunder Department.

Of course, besides subduing demons and monsters, the Thunder Gods are also considered the Jade Emperor's guards.

When Sun Wukong wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace, attempting to storm the Lingxiao Palace.

Before they even entered the Lingxiao Palace, they were blocked in the Dou Niu Palace by Wang Lingguan and thirty-six Thunder Gods.

Moreover, no matter how hard Sun Wukong tried, he couldn't break through the blockade set up by Wang Lingguan and the others.

That's why they had no choice but to flee.

Then he was blocked by Buddha outside the Heavenly Court, fought a battle, and was imprisoned under the Five Elements Mountain.

Back at Boyue Cave, Li Jingxiao took out a peach and gave it to Baihuaxiu.

Upon hearing that it was a peach from a nine-thousand-year-old peach, Baihuaxiu was incredibly excited.

Fortunately, this thing is different from the Golden Elixir; consuming it simply grants one the lifespan of heaven.

After consuming the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, one will immediately ascend to the Immortal Realm.

Chang'e stole the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, abandoned her seven emotions and six desires, and became a female immortal.

On the contrary, the peaches that ripen only once every three thousand years are said to grant immortality and a healthy, light body.

It ripens only once every six thousand years; eating it can grant one ascension to immortality.

Therefore, even after eating the peaches of immortality, Baihuaxiu was able to continue staying in the Earthly Immortal Realm.

However, those that ripen once every six thousand years can ascend to the immortal realm.

Eating a peach that ripens only once every nine thousand years would definitely make you an immortal.

After Li Jingxiao and Baihuaxiu had their martial arts duel.

My experience points also skyrocketed from 1 to 10.

Now that Baihuaxiu has become an immortal, she has gained 10 experience points from each sparring session.

Li Jingxiao was naturally happy to stay in Boyue Cave and spend more time with her.

Incidentally, please teach Baihuaxiu how to cultivate the "Diving Abyss Shrinking Earth" technique.

Moreover, every time you chase after Baihuaxiu, you get 10 experience points.

Not only was Li Jingxiao happy to practice with her, but Baihuaxiu herself also couldn't wait for her man to play around with her.

Unfortunately, Li Jingxiao had promised the Bodhisattva that he would go to Zhu Zi Kingdom to keep an eye on Sai Tai Sui.

Otherwise, if I were really killed by Sun Wukong, I wouldn't be able to explain it to the Bodhisattva.

So after spending five days in Boyue Cave, Li Jingxiao thought it over and decided to go to Qilin Mountain in Zhu Zi Kingdom first.

But after arriving in Zhu Zi Kingdom, Li Jingxiao suddenly felt that he should go directly to that guy Sai Tai Sui.

It would be better to inform Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing beforehand.

Although the Purple Gold Bell in Sai Tai Sui's hands is powerful, it would still be difficult to kill Sun Wukong.

And since monkeys are very clever, it's highly likely that Sai Tai Sui will be killed by the monkeys.

Li Jingxiao looked eastward from the air and soon saw that the pilgrimage team was only three or four hundred miles away from the Kingdom of Zhu Zi.

Moreover, there is actually an easier way to find a pilgrimage team.

First, find the day and night patrol gods, the six Ding and six Jia, the five directions of Jiedi, and the eighteen Garan, who are the gods and Buddhas who protect Tang Sanzang. Then you will definitely be able to find where the pilgrimage team is.

In a flash, Li Jingxiao appeared before the many immortals and Buddhas guarding Tang Sanzang.

The gods were initially startled, but after recognizing the newcomer, they quickly bowed in greeting.

"I have met the real person."

Li Jingxiao smiled and nodded, then flew aside with Jin Tou Jie Di, one of the Five Directions Jie Di, and whispered something to each other.

Upon hearing that Li Jingxiao was acting on the orders of Guanyin Bodhisattva to go to Zhu Zi Kingdom to capture Sai Tai Sui and bring him back to Luojia Mountain.

Therefore, Jin Tou Jie Di was very perceptive and made things easier for Li Jingxiao.

Li Jingxiao smiled and politely said that he would treat them to drinks when he had the chance.

He then sent a signal to Sun Wukong in the pilgrimage team below.

The monkey looked up and saw Li Jingxiao in the sky. It nodded calmly.

Then, under the pretext of going to beg for alms for Tang Sanzang, he flew up into the sky and said to Li Jingxiao with a smile, "Brother, what brings you to visit me, Old Sun?"

Li Jingxiao didn't rush to speak, and instead pulled the monkey back to Boyue Cave.

Anyway, at our speed, a flight would only take a few breaths.

Upon entering the Wave Moon Cave, Baihua Xiu hurriedly bowed to Sun Wukong and then instructed her maids to prepare food and wine.

Li Jingxiao and the monkey ate and drank while talking about the Tai Sui.

Li Jingxiao went so far as to explain in detail the power of the Purple Gold Bell in Sai Tai Sui's hand.

Upon hearing that Sai Tai Sui was the mount of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the monkey immediately knew what to do.

As they talked, they began to discuss Jin Shenggong Niangniang, who had been abducted by Sai Taisui and made his wife.

The King of Zhu Zi Kingdom actually had three women, and his principal wife was not called the Queen.

Instead, he is referred to as Kim Seong-gung.

There are also two women, Yu Sheng Gong and Yin Sheng Gong.

Three years ago, when Sai Tai Sui appeared in Zhu Zi Kingdom, he fell in love with the Golden Saint Palace Lady at first sight.

They forced the king of Zhu Zi Kingdom to give him the Golden Saint Palace as his wife.

Otherwise, not only would the king and his officials be devoured, but the people in the city would also be doomed.

Perhaps out of fear of death, or perhaps out of desperation, they sent away the Golden Saint Palace Lady.

The king felt guilty and missed his wife even more.

He had become ill from worrying so much.

However, it's not necessarily true that Sai Tai Sui's trip to Zhu Zi Kingdom was at the behest of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

When the King of Zhu Zi Kingdom was young, he shot and wounded the son of the Buddha Mother Peacock King.

When the Buddha Mother and Guanyin Bodhisattva mentioned this matter, Sai Tai Sui, as the Bodhisattva's mount, heard the whole story from the side.

That's when he had this ulterior motive. He secretly escaped from Luojia Mountain and went to Zhu Zi Kingdom to avenge the Buddha Mother.

That's how they stole the Golden Saint Palace.

Of course, Li Jingxiao received the Bodhisattva's favor, so his words would definitely be biased towards the Bodhisattva.

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong couldn't help but laugh and curse.

Sai Tai Sui is a fool.

Whether the Bodhisattva truly didn't know or was pretending not to know, neither Li Jingxiao nor Sun Wukong cared.

It's all just acting anyway; whoever takes it seriously loses.

If we cooperate and fight together, this difficulty will be overcome.

Throughout the journey, the monkey was actually keeping track of how many hardships it had encountered.

Later on, when fighting three rhinoceros demons, there's absolutely no need to fight them.

But after calculating, the monkey realized he still hadn't reached the required 80 tribulations, so he rather perfunctorily asked three rhinoceros demons to draw the number.

After eating and drinking to their hearts' content, Sun Wukong took the vegetarian meal that Baihua Xiu had specially prepared.

There were also two roasted lambs, four hundred steamed buns, and ten jars of monkey wine.

Sun Wukong hurriedly thanked Baihua Xiu, and before leaving, he smiled and told Li Jingxiao that he was blessed.

Li Jingxiao knew the monkey was referring to Baihua Xiu's virtue, and his smile brightened considerably. He even specifically instructed that when they arrived in Zhu Zi Kingdom, they should find an opportunity to come over for another meal.

He also gave Sun Wukong a five-stage golden pill.

The life-extending function is no longer useful for monkeys.

However, instantly restoring 50% of health and mana is still very useful for Sun Wukong.

When the monkey learned that the Five-Turn Golden Elixir was made by Li Jingxiao himself, it quickly expressed its gratitude.

Then his eyes rolled around several times.

This guy kept thinking about the elixir in Laozi's hands throughout the journey to the West.

I've wanted to steal a few several times.

Looking back now, it wasn't for immortality, but because Laozi's elixir could heal injuries.

Now that the monkey knows Li Jingxiao can also refine elixirs, he naturally sets his sights on Li Jingxiao.

Li Jingxiao doesn't mind being coveted by the monkeys. As long as the reward is sufficient, he'd be happy to be their drug supplier.

Furthermore, after reaching level 110, the game items that drop also include those that restore a percentage of health.

These red and blue medicines, if taken out, can also be considered as new medicines refined by Li Jingxiao.

I just thought that it wouldn't be difficult to make a fifth-level Golden Elixir, and I had the raw materials in the game, so I only took out the fifth-level Golden Elixir to avoid more trouble.

After seeing Sun Wukong off, Li Jingxiao stayed home with Baihuaxiu for another week.

He then made an excuse to go back to Heaven to refine elixirs and went to Thorn Ridge to play with Apricot Fairy.

The next day, Princess Wansheng, that woman, ran over from the Bibo Tanlong Palace.

They pestered Li Jingxiao for one, two, four or five days.

He was so exhausted that he finally fell asleep with a smile on his face.

But when Li Jingxiao woke up the next day, he saw Princess Wansheng lying pitifully beside him, looking at him.

Seeing this, Li Jingxiao frowned and asked impatiently, "What happened?"

Princess Wansheng hesitated for a moment before speaking cautiously.

“My lord, it has been 1500 years since I entered the Taoist path.”

I suffered some hidden injuries when I survived the disasters of lightning and fire back then.

Now that we are facing a typhoon, I truly have no confidence in our ability to cope.

Upon hearing that it concerned the Three Calamities, Li Jingxiao smiled and said, "Alright, this is simple."

After saying that, he thought for a moment and took out a +8 Earth-Fixing Stake from his inventory.

This item can reduce wind-type energy damage by 90%.

Then he took out a +6 Jingxiu robe.

Defense +31, physical and magical damage reduction of 50%.

Even those who weren't entirely reassured produced a level 50 Demon-Subduing Crown.

Spell resistance +35%.

With these three magical treasures, any wind-type damage will be reduced to at most one or two tenths.

Even just a +6 Jingxiu Robe, with 50% damage reduction, is enough for Princess Wansheng to survive any one of the three calamities.

After all, the immortals, gods, and cultivators in the Journey to the West world will all face the test of the Three Calamities.

So anyone who isn't stupid will make preparations well in advance.

Princess Wansheng said she wasn't confident, but it wasn't like she hadn't made any preparations.

Now that I have these three treasures in hand, I immediately feel much more confident.

Ignoring her exhaustion from several battles the night before, she threw herself into Li Jingxiao's arms and began to wrestle with him.

After Xingxian was woken up by the two of them, she rolled her eyes at Princess Wansheng.

They quickly joined the fierce battle.

Three days later, Princess Wansheng felt confident and decided to take the initiative to overcome the wind calamity, one of the three calamities, ahead of schedule.

Li Jingxiao not only personally protected her, but also gave her several five-stage golden pills.

This greatly increased the chances of saving Princess Wansheng.

This was the first time Li Jingxiao had ever seen someone overcome the three calamities.

It was soon discovered that the wind was blowing in through the fontanelle, which meant it was directly affecting the body.

Once you can't withstand it, your body will begin to break down.

Fortunately, the Jingxiu Robe and the Demon-Subduing Crown were indeed effective.

The so-called fontanelle is actually the top of the head.

The Demon-Subduing Crown directly negated 35% of the damage.

The Jingxiu Robe absorbed another 50% of the damage.

However, the +8 Earth-based wind-stabilizing pile did not demonstrate its power.

Fortunately, Princess Wansheng was quite capable and well-prepared.

He only needed to eat one Five-Turn Golden Pill to restore 50% of his health.

They weathered the storm smoothly.

When she woke up, the way she looked at Li Jingxiao was incredibly tender and passionate.

Seeing that Princess Wansheng had overcome this ordeal, Li Jingxiao also gifted Xingxian a +6 Jingxiu robe and a Demon-Subduing Crown.

They then returned to Heaven to continue refining elixirs and completing their mission.

Then he ran off to the Kingdom of Zhu Zi.

Li Jingxiao wasn't actually interested in Sai Tai Sui, nor was he particularly interested in Zi Jin Ling.

If I want to learn weapon crafting, with Laozi as my teacher, I can certainly learn the Purple Gold Bell.

In the future, I will most likely be able to forge even the Golden Cudgel.

Therefore, what Li Jingxiao was most interested in was actually the colorful robe worn by Jin Shenggong Niangnian.

I have no idea how strong the defense of this thing is.

But as long as the woman wears this treasure, if she doesn't want to, anyone who tries to force themselves on her will be punished.

They would be pierced by the colorful robes, causing excruciating pain all over their bodies.

Sai Tai Sui is no gentleman.

Although he fell in love with Lady Jin Sheng at first sight, he tried to force himself on her several times, but was forced to give up each time because of her colorful robes.

Then, every few months, he would send his subordinates to the Kingdom of Zhu Zi to ask the king for beautiful palace maids.

To put it bluntly, he's just like Li Jingxiao—a lecherous man.

Li Jingxiao has many women, and in the future, his enemies may also target those women.

If he were to be killed directly, Li Jingxiao would simply avenge his woman.

But it's hard to accept being cuckolded.

Of course, if the Five-Colored Cloud Robe were used to create even more defensive treasures for one's women to wear, that would be even better.

It would be a great thing to even use it on Lee Kyung-hyo's own clothes.

So when they arrived in Zhu Zi Kingdom, they saw that the pilgrimage team was still a hundred miles away from the capital.

Li Jingxiao thought for a moment and then sent messages to Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing.

After receiving the news, the three brothers found a village and said that it was getting late, so they would rest there for the night before continuing their journey.

In matters like this, Tang Sanzang was still quite willing to listen to Sun Wukong.

After all, Tang Sanzang knew that his eldest disciple had excellent eyesight.

You can easily see what's happening thousands of miles away.

After Tang Sanzang rested, the three brothers went directly to meet up with Li Jingxiao.

As for protecting Tang Sanzang, that was naturally left to the Six Ding and Six Jia, and the Five Directions Jiedi in heaven.

Upon seeing this, the gods couldn't help but curse and grumble.

The gods and Buddhas in Journey to the West not only curse people, but sometimes they curse in very harsh ways.

Even when Laozi and Guanyin Bodhisattva were angry, one of them called Sun Wukong a "mischievous monkey".

One person cursed him as "a bold horse-riding fool, a village idiot with a bare bottom."

(End of this chapter)