From the Carp that Brings Children to the Celestial Officials

Chapter 33 What kind of weird things are these? (Please read on)

"hiss."

You Ming stroked his head. After all the values ​​were restored, his brain felt a slight tingling.

He felt exhausted, as if he had stayed up all night in an Internet cafe.

"No, I need to get some sleep quickly. No one should disturb me."

The little carp staggered, then plopped down on the ground, its tail twitching occasionally, and then it fell into a deep sleep.

Even if the sky falls, no one can stop me from sleeping.

While he was sleeping, the adjusted mana in his body automatically circulated, and the spiritual energy of the entire Yuanling Mountain gathered here. It was spring at this time, and a spring rain arrived in an instant.

A faint spiritual energy blended into the spring rain, like a misty fog, and soon filled the entire Yuanling Mountain.

The pedestrians on the mountain looked up at the soft spring rain, feeling a sense of coolness and comfort in their hearts. Some small creatures in the mountain also quietly emerged from the bamboo forest and from under the rocks, cheering and leaping for joy.

Some small creatures that were already in the final stages of developing intelligence, after being showered by the rain that contained spiritual energy, suddenly felt their minds become clearer and their wisdom was awakened.

Then they also imitated humans and kowtowed to the temple to express their gratitude.

You Ming has gained a lot of opportunities in recent days. Not only did he obtain the essence and blood of a [Golden Spirit Carp], but he also fused [Taiyuan Heavy Water] to break through to the Xuanguan realm. Originally, these resources were accumulated in his body, but most of them were not fully utilized. Perhaps they would be wasted over time.

But a burst of enlightenment allowed him to sort out all the pent-up energy. The work he did in his sleep was actually a subtle adjustment of his body.

……

"Dong dong dong."

"The sky is in a state of panic, and the earth is in a state of panic. I have a child crying at night. If passersby recite the name of the child three times, they will sleep until dawn..."

On a stone bridge outside Yangjiaoshui Village, Old Man Wang knocked on a wooden barrel, muttered a few words, and then pasted a red paper with some words written on it on the bridge.

He could not read, so he asked an old student in the village to write it for him.

There was nothing we could do. The family had been looking forward to it for a long time, and finally had a grandson at the beginning of the year. But before he was even a hundred days old, he started crying every day. At first, no one took it seriously, but these days, the child cried even harder.

Not only did his voice become hoarse from crying, but he even vomited when he drank milk. This couldn't go on. He could only try this old method first. If it didn't work, he would have to go to the temple of the goddess to ask for blessings.

I heard that the Niangniang Temple is very effective, but I don't know if it's true or not.

After pasting a few pieces of red paper on the bridge, the old man tightened his clothes and walked home with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

But not long after he left, suddenly, an invisible wind blew up, making the red paper on the bridge rustle.

"whee."

Two wet marks like a baby's palms were quietly reflected on the red paper.

There seemed to be one or two laughs in the air.

……

"So, you are the minor officials recommended by the City God?"

You Ming looked at the figures in front of him, some old, some young, some disabled, some neither human nor half human, and couldn't help but wonder if he had offended the City God somewhere, and was he trying to make things difficult for himself.

Even if there was one slightly normal person here, he wouldn't have such wild thoughts.

"Yes, my lord."

The four "people" each smiled at You Ming in a flattering manner. You Ming looked at the first old woman's mouth full of missing teeth, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Okay, let's start with you. Introduce yourself."

There is no other way, just think of it as respecting the elderly and loving the young.

"Uh...ah..."

The old woman opened her mouth, then turned to look at a ghost official leaning on a crutch beside her, her eyes still filled with confusion. What does that mean? This guy can't be mute.

No, I just saw you talking.

The little carp looked confused, or was there something difficult to understand in what I just said?
"The master asked you to tell us your name, what you did in the past, and what you can do."

The ghost official next to him had a hoarse voice. Not only did he look like he had been burned by fire, but his throat also seemed to have been burned.

As soon as I opened my mouth, I felt scared.

"Oh, sir, my husband's surname is Chen, and I have been burning incense all my life. You can call me Chen Pozi or Xiang Pozi."

"As for my abilities... I can burn incense and take care of children."

The old woman was not well educated, her reaction was slow, she was short and fat, and a little hunchbacked, but she always had a smile on her face and nodded and bowed to everyone she met.

You Ming nodded.

Well, it can be considered a professional match.

but……

He turned his gaze to the second person. He looked like a burnt-out ghost, with pockmarks on his face and a missing leg. Although he was wearing a Confucian robe, he looked weird no matter how he looked at him.

"Sir, my name is Wu Mo. I don't have much talent, but I have read some books and can write a little. If you need any documents to copy in the future, I can do it for you."

Although the second person looked terrifying and had an unpleasant voice, he was indescribably natural and free-spirited in his manners and conversation. Of course, in You Ming's eyes, this was also very strange. If he were replaced by a romantic and elegant young man, he would be more pleasing to the eye.

Well, although the second person is a little ugly, he can write and is well-educated. I can let him write all the documents in the future, which can save me a lot of trouble.

Of course, You Ming would never admit it. He was afraid that his poor handwriting would be laughed at by others.

"how about you?"

He continued to look at the third...person?

The third person looked barely human, but was only three feet tall, with a big head and feet. He wore a melon-shaped hat on his head and had several copper rings hanging from his pointed ears.

It looks like an elf that was born and raised naturally.

"My name is Chizu Ben'er. I'm the best runner in my life, and I have a lot of strength. If you need anything delivered, I can do it for you."

The little man raised his head and spoke loudly.

He shook his head while speaking, and the copper rings in his ears kept ringing.

Hiss, You Ming was surprised. He interviewed three people and they were all extremely suitable. They all hit the mark for him.

"how about you?"

You Ming finally looked at the last creature that looked neither like a cat nor a fox. It had fiery red fur and its eyes seemed unable to open. It couldn't even stand properly. He really didn't like it.

"My name is Lihuaer, and I'm a Dream Fire Fox. My uncle asked me to follow you, so here I am."

Wow, you are actually a relative of yours. Who is your uncle? You are so shameless.

"Do you have anything delicious here? My uncle is so stingy. Before, when I was guarding the county government hall for him, he wouldn't even give me a chicken to eat."

Menghuoli yawned and his eyelids drooped again. Only when the word "chicken" was mentioned did he perk up a little.

The little carp was originally dismissive, thinking what kind of crappy employee was this? He started begging for food before even starting work.

But after hearing the latter part, I suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"Your uncle...works in the county government?"

"Well, he said what he does... City God leeches or something."

(End of this chapter)