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Chapter 355 Palm Lightning Therapy, the Art of Forgetting Worries Through Joy!

"Of course it can be cured!"

Zhang Yu smiled slightly and personally poured Jiang Luoxue a cup of tea: "Moreover, this divine doctor already has several treatment options!"

"Several treatment options!"

Jiang Luoxue played with the teacup in her slender hands, a look of doubt appearing in her beautiful eyes.

Generally speaking, having even one effective treatment method is already quite remarkable.

There are several treatment methods available now, and even the gods in heaven wouldn't dare to make such a guarantee.

It seems that Doctor Zhang's medical skills are indeed unparalleled.

So she asked, "Dr. Zhang, could you tell me... tell me what these treatment methods are?"

Zhang Yu took a sip of tea, put down the teacup, and then slowly said:
“Miss Jiang, your symptoms are caused by being too bored. As long as you find someone to talk to and keep you company, all the problems will be solved.”

Jiang Luoxue said dejectedly, "But I just can't find it!"

Although her maid and younger sister Jiang Qiao often talked to her in the immortal realm, she always felt that there was a lack of companionship.

As for finding other immortals in the celestial realm?

When those people saw her, they only showed the utmost respect that subjects show to their king; how could they possibly become her companions and friends?

"Can't find it?"

"Hmm, I can't find it, and I can't go out often!"

Jiang Luoxue answered.

Zhang Yu pondered for a moment and said, "Since it's a bit difficult to find a friend to accompany you, why not create one?"

"As long as you cultivate a divine skill that allows your mind to split into several parts, you can talk to yourself and never be bored again!"

"However, this method is not acceptable to everyone, and it is a last resort for treatment. If you are not willing, we can try another one."

"Talking to yourself?"

"Isn't this insane?"

Jiang Luoxue was taken aback for a moment, then immediately waved her hand and said, "Dr. Zhang, let's try a different treatment method."

"Well!"

Zhang Yu never expected Jiang Luoxue to agree to this method.

Those cunning strategists in the mortal world always come up with three strategies—superior, middle, and inferior—when offering advice to their lords, just to show that they are incredibly capable and not just sitting around doing nothing.

Now, Dr. Zhang is the same.

First, suggest one or two less effective treatment options, and then, once the patient's expectations have been lowered, suggest the truly effective treatment options.

Cultivation resources like the Heavenly Dipper and Earthly Fiends will come pouring in.

As for why he did this?
There was no other way; he didn't have a powerful backer to support him, so he had to rely on his own efforts for everything.

After clearing his throat, Zhang Yu continued:

"Another way is for me to give you an electric shock therapy. Maybe you'll forget all your troubles and be happy and carefree."

"Electroconvulsive therapy, isn't that for treating madness?"

Jiang Luoxue asked in confusion.

A few days ago, Zhang Yu demonstrated his electroconvulsive therapy in front of her, curing an old Taoist priest who had gone mad.

Can this electroconvulsive therapy still cure her worries and loneliness?

"It can cure not only madness, but also other diseases!"

Suddenly, a series of electric arcs appeared in Zhang Yu's hand, piercing through the air and producing a series of crackling sounds.

Jiang Luoxue put down the teacup she was spinning in her hand.

After a moment, she resolutely said, "Then Dr. Zhang, please treat me now."

After saying this, she took out three bottles of Heavenly and Earthly Qi from her wide sleeves and pushed them in front of Zhang Yu:

"I didn't bring many Heavenly and Earthly Stars with me this time. Is this enough, Doctor Zhang?"

"Enough is enough!"

Zhang Yu smiled slightly.

It seems that taking the high-end route is indeed a lucrative business for renowned doctors.

He can easily earn a few small goals.

Without making a sound, he put away the three bottles of Heavenly Gang and Earthly Fiend on the table, washed his hands with water, and then walked behind Jiang Luoxue.

A hand crackling with lightning slapped Jiang Luoxue on the shoulder.

Instantly, her body felt as if it had been struck by lightning.

No, she was electrocuted. Her body stiffened instantly, and then a vast amount of magical power erupted from her body, pushing Zhang Yu back a few steps.

“Miss Jiang, this is treatment, please don’t use your magic to resist it.”

Zhang Yu said lightly.

"I'm sorry, I was nervous just now. I won't do it again next time. Please continue the treatment, Dr. Zhang."

Jiang Luoxue quickly lowered her head and apologized, like a child who had done something wrong.

"Ok!"

Zhang Yu nodded and continued to squeeze Jiang Luoxue's shoulder with his electrified hand.

A current carrying boundless vitality spread outwards from Jiang Luoxue's shoulder, causing her to squint her eyes contentedly.

Occasionally, it would also emit a thin, nasal sound.

Zhang Yu asked with a smile, "How are you feeling now?"

"Hmm...very good...I...I feel it's very effective!"

Jiang Luoxue gave a disjointed reply.

Her mind was completely focused on enjoying herself, and she even closed her beautiful eyes.

This was the first time she had experienced this feeling, and she had indeed reached the state of joy and forgetting her worries that Dr. Zhang had described.

But happy times are always short-lived.

Zhang Yu's treatment ended quickly.

Seeing Zhang Yu withdraw his hands, Jiang Luoxue felt a sudden emptiness in her heart.

I really want to experience it again.

Looking at the still-warm tea in front of her, Jiang Luoxue cautiously asked, "Dr. Zhang, could you massage it one more time?"

"Want to press again?"

Zhang Yu raised his eyebrows slightly.

Jiang Luoxue suddenly became nervous:
"You don't need to massage your shoulders. You can massage your feet too. I read a book a few days ago that said that massaging your feet is actually quite effective."

After saying that, her eyes darted away, clearly indicating that she felt a little guilty.

She felt helpless, as she had only paid for one treatment, but now Zhang Yu needed to undergo two more.

That's when he felt guilty.

At this moment, all she could think about was what to do if Zhang Yu refused.
Wouldn't that be embarrassing?

Seeing Jiang Luoxue's restless state, Zhang Yu smiled slightly: "Miss Jiang, we are friends now."

"Since we're friends, I'll give you a free foot massage."

"Friends?!"

Jiang Luoxue bit her red lips with her pearly teeth, and her fair fists clenched secretly.

This was the first time in her life she had ever experienced having friends...

This feeling... is so good!
Just as she was savoring the feeling of having friends, she suddenly felt Zhang Yu lift her feet up.

As she watched Zhang Yu skillfully remove her boots and his hands, crackling with electricity, touch her fair, delicate feet, her heart skipped a beat.

The current surged.

The electroconvulsive therapy ended quickly.

Jiang Luoxue instantly felt her bones lighten, and her body felt light and airy.

I don't know why, but my body feels a bit sticky.

"Dr. Zhang, can't I come back for treatment next time?"

Zhang Yu replied with a smile, "We're friends, you can come see me anytime!"

"friend!"

Jiang Luoxue's heart trembled again, and she walked out of the Huichuntang gate with unsteady steps.

Only a wet chair remained.

Jiang Qiao's voice suddenly came from outside: "Sister, where have you been? I've been looking for you for ages!"

"It's nothing, let's go back quickly."

Jiang Luoxue's guilty voice rang out again.

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(End of this chapter)