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Chapter 351 There was something wrong with your brain, but I've fixed it for you!
Chapter 351 There was something wrong with your brain, but I've fixed it for you!
In the cultivation world, casually pulling out a bottle of Heavenly Gang and Earthly Fiends as a consultation fee is equivalent to paying a small sum of money for a medical check-up in the modern world.
He's definitely not an ordinary person!
Zhang Yu coughed lightly, about to speak, when the woman in green spoke again:
"Dr. Zhang, everyone around here says you have superb medical skills. Can you really cure that strange illness? If not, young lady, we'll go to another clinic!"
Upon hearing the woman in green question his medical skills, Zhang Yu immediately became displeased.
motherfucker.
Although Dr. Zhang has never studied formal medical techniques since he started his career, he can cure all kinds of difficult and complicated diseases with his eyes closed, thanks to his sincere heart to help the world!
This is the confidence that his extraordinary wisdom brought him.
Moreover, since his debut, not a single martial arts hero has ever questioned his medical skills.
Now, a mere rich woman dares to question his medical skills?
Outrageous!
He scoffed, "I haven't even tried, how do you know this divine healer can't cure me?"
The woman in green secretly curled her lip as she looked at Zhang Yu's confident demeanor.
This guy is shameless.
This was the first time she had ever seen someone call themselves "the divine doctor".
Even the most skilled healers, capable of bringing the dead back to life and restoring flesh to bones, would not dare to claim such a title.
"Alright, alright, then you'll come with me. I bet your older sister is getting impatient!"
The woman in green waved her hand, without even saying her name.
She now has serious doubts about Zhang Yu's medical skills.
He's probably just another quack doctor who relies on hype to gain fame, but has no real skills whatsoever.
Zhang Yu flicked his sleeve, quickly pocketing the bottle of Heavenly Fiend and Earthly Fiend, and said with a smile, "Then let's set off."
Although this body was formed from a drop of his original essence blood, his bloodline has never changed from beginning to end.
But for some reason, all the supernatural powers that his physical body possessed disappeared.
Now, he's just an ordinary person with true qi.
His strength is probably only at the True Qi Realm.
Not to mention, he is currently undergoing a trial by a powerful being, and the higher his cultivation level, the more powerful legacy he can inherit.
Therefore, the more consultation fees you receive, the better.
Seeing Zhang Yu eagerly take the bottle of Heavenly Gang and Earthly Fiend and leave empty-handed, the woman in green became even more convinced of her judgment.
Sure enough, this Zhang Xian, the divine doctor, is indeed a quack who cheats people out of food and drink and is only interested in money!
A doctor who doesn't even eat while practicing medicine.
Then you'll have to treat it with your head!
She was about to tell Zhang Yu, that swindler, not to come anymore, when suddenly her eyes lit up and an idea came to her.
"I'm so bored right now, why don't I let this swindler treat me first? If he can't cure me, I can expose him and let the world see the ugly face of this kind of swindler, hehe!"
The more she thought about it, the more excited she became. She changed her previous look of disgust and instead enthusiastically took Zhang Yu's hand and walked out.
"Dr. Zhang, I was wrong just now. Let's go there quickly."
Zhang Yu's expression softened slightly, and he said calmly, "Let's go."
Sure enough, Zhang the Divine Doctor's reputation still resounds throughout the world, even in a different world!
Led by the woman in green, Zhang Yu quickly left Xianhuang County and arrived at a high mountain outside the city.
This mountain is entirely golden-green in color and is about three thousand feet high. Legend has it that in ancient times, a celestial phoenix from the heavens descended upon this place, hence the name Celestial Phoenix Mountain.
Fortunately, Zhang Yu's body still had some internal energy, otherwise he really wouldn't have been able to climb the mountain, which was about 10,000 meters high.
Even so, he had exhausted some of his true energy.
He only had 90% of his true energy left!
The woman in green led Zhang Yu through a series of twists and turns, then called out with a grin to a group of rocks ahead:
"Sister, I've found the most famous doctor in Xianhuang County. His name is Zhang Xian, and everyone calls him Doctor Zhang!"
The crisp sound carried far.
Following the direction of the woman in green, Zhang Yu saw a slender woman sitting on one of the rocks. Her black hair, as black as ink, cascaded down to her waist, loosely tied up with a white magnolia tassel hairpin. She wore layers of sky-blue cloud gauze, embroidered with half-bloomed ice lotus patterns in nine-colored gold thread, shimmering with divine light.
At that moment, she also heard the green-clad woman's call and turned around slightly.
Her face was exquisitely beautiful and flawless, her eyebrows resembled distant mountains shrouded in mist, and her lips, though untouched by rouge, naturally had a pale pink hue like that of a begonia.
What's most striking are those dewy eyes, clear as a deep autumn pool, occasionally sparkling with starlight.
What an absolutely stunning beauty!
Zhang Yu glanced at it briefly, then stopped paying attention.
Now, Dr. Zhang is going to prove that his medical skills are flawless; women can just go to hell for now.
So he spoke up, "Young lady, where is the patient that the girl in green mentioned earlier?"
The woman in green was slightly surprised when she heard Zhang Yu's words.
She has been playing in the human world for several days now, and this is the first time she has seen a man who has seen her true face without being moved.
It seems this Dr. Zhang is a decent person!
Then, she extended a slender finger, pointed to an elderly man with gray hair lying on the ground, and said softly:
“An hour ago, my sister and I came to this mountain for a visit, but we never expected to encounter this martial arts master who had gone mad from practicing martial arts.”
"Although I healed his internal injuries with a single pill, he seems to have become a bit delirious..."
Before she could finish speaking, a frenzied voice came from the old man's mouth:
"Hehe, I've got it! I'm going to become an immortal!"
"Hee hee hee……"
Hearing the old man's maniacal laughter, the woman in green smiled slightly and said, "Dr. Zhang, you are a divine doctor. This little symptom is surely no problem for you."
The woman in green sensed the hidden meaning in the woman in blue's words—that she was deliberately flattering Zhang Yu to his detriment—and said unhappily:
“Sister, this is no minor symptom. It’s alright if you can’t cure it, Dr. Zhang. We sisters won’t blame you.”
Even she, a celestial being, had no way to overcome it.
Not to mention those mortal healers who only know rudimentary breathing techniques.
She decided to give it a try, just in case.
Zhang Yu didn't speak, but silently activated the "Nine Profound Clear Sound Thunder" and then placed a palm on the head of the old man who was going crazy.
sizzle-
Lightning flashed, and the old man's maniacal laughter abruptly stopped. His whole body was convulsing, and he was foaming at the mouth.
"what?"
The woman in green was immediately stunned.
What is Dr. Zhang doing?
Is this how you treat illness?
Why had she never seen anything like this in the immortal realm...?
On the other side, the woman in green's eyes lit up. "You quack! You really are a conman who scams people out of their money. Do you know he's about to be electrocuted?"
"I want your treatment methods exposed to the public, so that the world will know that you are an absolute quack!"
Zhang Yu glanced at her and said, "You don't even know about the famous electroconvulsive therapy? You're really ignorant!"
"Electroconvulsive therapy?!"
The woman in green was almost laughing in exasperation.
If this electroshock therapy really works, Jiang Qiao would dare to lick Zhang Yu's feet!
The woman in blue also found it outrageous.
Electric shocks are a kind of divine power of thunder, used to punish people. When have they ever been used to save people?
Another moment passed.
The lightning in Zhang Yu's hand gradually faded, and the old man's eyes regained their clarity.
"Huh? Wasn't the old Taoist supposed to be cultivating divine skills to become an immortal? Why can't I feel anything now?"
Zhang Yu washed his hands in the spring water nearby and said with a smile, "What immortality? You've gone mad with qi, and you've even lost your mind!"
"But you're lucky. This divine doctor has already repaired your brain with electroshock therapy."
……
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(End of this chapter)
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