Randomly practicing evil skills, the nuclear light shines everywhere

Chapter 345 If you have no food to eat, you can go eat dirt!
In the Hall of Nourishing Heart.

Zhang Yu looked at the information displayed in the chat group and was slightly surprised.

He didn't expect it either.

This world is so small, how come I still managed to run into someone I know here?

So he asked.

[The Wisdom of Zhang Juxia: Do You Know Me?]

[Transmigrator Li Daxian: Let's get to know each other. I was originally from Taixu Star, so of course I've heard of your great name, Immortal Zhang!]

However, I have now transmigrated to a strange world ruled by a dynasty called Dayong, where the emperor and powerful families do not allow ordinary people to cultivate.

This is even worse than the days of the four major sects! I'm living a miserable life now!

After sending the message, Li Fengnian kicked the newly purchased maid at his feet hard and said in a cold voice, "Lick carefully!"

The maid simply responded silently and continued kneeling at Li Fengnian's feet, licking them.

She was already used to all of this.

Because she was a slave, while Li Fengnian was a high and mighty master!

Even if you dislike her and kill her, you'll only have to pay some money to the government.

Upon seeing the maid's actions, Li Fengnian immediately smiled.

He was very satisfied with this world; apart from not being able to obtain further cultivation techniques, everything else was perfect.

Not to mention, he also has this chat group. In the future, by taking advantage of 'Immortal Zhang's' influence, he doesn't believe he can't get a cultivation technique that suits him.

Seeing the constantly updated messages in the chat group, a stunningly beautiful woman in some unknown place could no longer hold back and asked.

[The demon who wants to descend to the mortal realm: Immortal Zhang? Are you even an immortal anymore?]

After all, if Zhang Yu were a god, wouldn't it be too much for him to ask others for astronomical amounts of cultivation resources like the Heavenly Gang and Earthly Fiends as soon as he joined the group?

She had never seen such a shameless person before!
[A starving cultivator: Immortal Zhang, Grandpa Immortal, I'm starving! Please, grant me some elixirs and medicinal herbs!]

Stunningly beautiful woman: "..."

Zhang Yu ignored Yao Yao's words.

[Zhang Juxia, the Master of Wisdom: I am not a god, I am just an ordinary person with extraordinary wisdom.]

The stunningly beautiful woman was utterly speechless.

Just a few words ago, this Zhang Yu claimed that he had killed the fourth-rank Empress Zhou with a single punch, but now he says he is just an ordinary person.

Nobody believes that.

This guy doesn't tell the truth at all!
at the same time.

In a market town filled with thatched huts, an ordinary-looking young man walked along a muddy street, clutching his flat stomach and looking weak.

He looked at Zhang Yu's reply and pondered silently.

It seems that this Zhang Shenxian was a person of exceptional wisdom among mortals, who may have made some contributions, and thus was respectfully called Zhang Shenxian.

I almost thought he was a real deity!

So he was just an ordinary person!
It seems he is also a lucky one, like this immortal master, to obtain a magical treasure.

But this demon...

The young man's eyes gleamed as he looked at the words "descended to the mortal realm" and "imperial princess" in the chat group.

If he could get his hands on this imperial princess, wouldn't his ascension to immortality be a sure thing?
As he was lost in thought, the door of a thatched hut next to him suddenly opened.

Then, a middle-aged woman came out and splashed the toilet bowl in her hand forward.

wow-

A stream of yellow liquid landed not far from him, and much of it splashed onto his blue robe. The stench immediately filled his nostrils.

vomit!
He immediately looked at the middle-aged female cultivator, her eyes bloodshot and her breathing labored!
"What are you looking at? If you keep looking, I'll expose you for stealing Fairy Red Butterfly's underwear last night and ruin your reputation."

The middle-aged woman said in a cold voice.

You have a way to die!
Yun Chuan secretly hardened his heart, then turned and left without saying another word.

Just bear with it for now.

Now that he has obtained the opportunity to become an immortal, it is a certainty that he will become an immortal in the future.

When the time comes, he will snatch back all the beautiful female immortals in the world and rape them!
Instead of stealing their underwear!

Just as he was thinking this, his stomach started growling again.

There's no way around it; a cultivator like him who has just embarked on the path of cultivation simply cannot abstain from grains, and still needs to eat.

However, he has no spirit stones left, so he can only continue to endure it.

He quickly returned to his thatched hut, collapsed onto his bed, and sent a message.

[A cultivator who's starving: @DemonWantingToDescendToTheMortalWorld, I'm out of rice at home. Could you please give me some food, Fairy Sister?]

[The demon who wants to descend to the mortal realm: If you have no rice to eat, you can eat meat!]

Yun Chuan almost fainted from anger upon reading these words.

Is this even human language?

He doesn't even have money to buy rice, so how could he possibly have money to buy more expensive meat?

It seems the gods in heaven really don't eat grains or eat meat!

He found a reason for himself and then spoke.

[A cultivator struggling to find enough food: Dear immortals and seniors, I have no spirit stones left. Could you please lend me some so I can buy food?]

Upon hearing that spirit stones were required.

Both the time traveler Li Daxian and the founder of the Martial Arts Sect remained silent.

The same goes for Yao Yao.

She dislikes beggars, and she has never agreed to help anyone who asked her for cultivation techniques or resources in the group chat.

Seeing the silence in the group chat, Yun Chuan immediately felt despair.

Are all the "gods" in this group really stingy misers?

What should I do?

Are we going to have to go hungry again today?

Seeing that no one in the group offered a helping hand to someone who was about to starve to death, Zhang Yu snorted coldly.

[The wise and insightful Zhang Juxia: Young man, don't panic, this great hero can help you.]

Yun Chuan's eyes lit up.

This incredibly wise Zhang Juxia, although not a real deity, was probably a warlord or emperor among mortals.

Without official status, he couldn't possibly kill the emperor so easily.

But it doesn't matter, he just wants to fill his stomach.

So he immediately said it.

[A hungry cultivator: Thank you, just give me some roast goose or grilled fish, I'm not picky.]

At that moment, he was so hungry and dizzy that he didn't even bother to ask whether the chat group could transfer things over.

Of course, he subconsciously thought this was acceptable.

This is a magical treasure from the immortals!
[The Demon Who Wants to Descend to the Mortal Realm: It seems that the universe he resides in is not the same as ours, so you are destined to be unable to receive anything he sends! @The Hungry Immortal Cultivator]

Zhang Yu narrowed his eyes slightly.

From this information, he can draw a conclusion.

Other members of this chat group can transfer materials, but he can't.

The reason it doesn't work is that it's not the same universe!
Could it be that this chat group isn't actually connected to other parts of the Star Realm, but rather to other universes outside of the Star Realm?

For example, a universe similar to the Floating Realm where he originally resided.

But then again, how do these different universes communicate...?

At the same time, Yun Chuan also panicked.

If Zhang Yu can't deliver the roasted chicken and fish he's supposed to eat, then he'll still have to go hungry. [The starving cultivator: Fairy Sister, since he can't deliver the food, could you give me some spirit stones to buy things?]

[Yao Yao, who wants to descend to the mortal realm: No!]

[The Cultivator Who Can't Get Enough Food: Why?]

[The demon who wants to descend to the mortal realm: Because all the cultivation resources I possess are part of my dowry, you can forget about it.]

Besides, this imperial princess doesn't possess any useless things like spirit stones!

Upon hearing this, Yun Chuan no longer had the energy to be excited.

There was no other reason than that he was extremely hungry; he hadn't eaten for three days and three nights.

[A cultivator who can't get enough to eat: What am I supposed to do?]

Zhang Yu smiled slightly and sent a message.

[The Ingenious Master Zhang: Don't panic, I have a way to make sure you're well-fed!]

[A cultivator who can't get enough to eat: What can be done?]

[The Ingenious Master Zhang: Eating Dirt!]

Upon seeing Zhang Yu's information, Yun Chuan, Li Fengnian, and the others all widened their eyes, revealing expressions of disbelief.

This suggestion is even more outrageous than eating meat when you can't get enough to eat.

This is going to kill someone!

[A cultivator who can't get enough to eat: Zhang Juxia, do you mortals have some misunderstanding about us cultivators?]
Although we possess powerful magic, capable of annihilating large numbers of mortals with a single move, we'll still die from eating dirt!

Zhang Yu shook his head.

[The wise and insightful Zhang Juxia: You cultivators are too weak, you can't even eat dirt! You're not even as good as me, a martial artist!]
Fine, fine. Since you won't eat dirt, I'll teach you a divine skill for eating dirt, guaranteeing you'll never go hungry again!

[The demon who wants to descend to the mortal realm: ...]

[The founder of the Martial Arts Sect: ...]

[Transmigrator Li Daxian: ...]

At this moment, Li Fengnian was speechless.

When he was on Taixu Star, he personally witnessed Zhang Yu's move, Nuclear Light Illumination, dispelling the darkness of a thousand miles around.

This kind of person, who can take down a ruthless person with a single move, claims to be a martial artist?

This guy practices martial arts, and he dares to eat human urine!
[A cultivator who can't get enough to eat: Eating dirt is a divine skill? It can't be some kind of江湖 (jianghu) trick, can it? Even a dog wouldn't learn that!]

Yun Chuan also harbored a sense of pride.

Beyond the Immortal Cultivation Market lies the realm ruled by mortals, where many self-proclaimed heroes and wandering swordsmen also reside.

These people had impressive titles, such as "Mountain-Suppressing Tiger," "Cloud-Stepping Dragon," and "Drinking Boiling Oil," but he knew that those were just tricks used by the martial arts world.

That's a scam.

Even those few who are skilled in martial arts are no match for these cultivators.

Naturally, he also turned Zhang Yu into this kind of person.

Is this some kind of folk tale about him eating dirt, and then having him perform in the streets?
This is absolutely humiliating to him!

Li Fengniang smiled disdainfully at the reply from the cultivator who couldn't get enough to eat.

Blind and blind!

He knew how powerful Zhang Yu was. Even if this earth-eating divine skill wasn't as powerful as "Nuclear Light Illumination," its power was still considerable.

[Transmigrator Li Daxian: Immortal Zhang, if he won't learn, I will. Could you teach me...?]

Zhang Yu sighed secretly.

He kindly imparted his divine skills, yet some people still didn't appreciate it.

Never mind, it seems that people from outer space have no knowledge at all.

People from the Star Realm are really good.

You know your stuff!

So he smiled slightly and directly passed on the cultivation method of the "True Scripture of Eating Soil".

He obtained this divine skill from the Earth Spirit Sect.

Later, after he comprehended the "Reunification" technique, he deeply felt the tragic state of the Earth Spirit Sect's rule, where no chickens crowed for miles and white bones were exposed in the wild. So he specially modified the "Eating Earth True Scripture" technique again.

The goal is singular: to ensure that people can eat dirt and still be full!

Unfortunately, he was too busy dealing with the Holy Emperor to pass on the technique.

It's time to spread this message.

Looking at the lines of incantations and dense annotations on the chat group's public screen, Li Fengnian almost grinned from ear to ear.

Everyone in this group is a miserly tightwad.

Zhang Shenxian is still the best.

After exchanging a few words with him, he imparted a magical ability that allowed one to eat dirt and be full.

If he were to offer a few more compliments later, wouldn't it be possible to even impart the "Nuclear Light Illuminates All" to him?

At that time, he can also gather the sun, illuminate the ten directions of heaven and earth, and become the sun's eye!

whee!

[Transmigrator Li Daxian: Thank you, Immortal Zhang! Thank you, Immortal Zhang!]

After casually sending a few words of thanks, he hurriedly took out his brush, ink, paper, and inkstone and began to copy down the incantations for the divine skills that Zhang Yu had sent out.

The chat logs in this group will only exist for a limited time.

If we don't record it now, it will disappear automatically later, and then he'll have nowhere to cry!
at the same time.

Yun Chuan, who was lying paralyzed on the wooden bed, was slightly surprised as he watched Zhang Yu utter the incantation for his divine skill.

"This incantation is even more profound than the cultivation method I'm currently practicing. Could it really be a divine skill?"

With this in mind, he did not hesitate at all and silently memorized the incantations and corresponding annotations sent by Zhang Yu.

Don't take advantage of me, bastard!

If this divine skill is real, then he'll have hit the jackpot.

Even if this divine skill is fake, he won't suffer any loss; at most, he just won't be able to master it.

All cultivation techniques in the immortal cultivation world are like this!
After Zhang Yu finished sending out all the incantations and corresponding annotations of the "True Scripture of Eating Soil," another message popped up in the chat group.

[Liusu Wanqing: Where is this?]

at the same time.

Inside a cave filled with restrictions, Liu Su Wanqing looked at the magical artifact in her hand, her heart pounding with tension.

She found this in the cave, initially thinking it was a trap deliberately set by her sect.

After watching Zhang Yu and the others' conversation for a while, she deduced that the person inside the magic weapon was probably not a trap deliberately set by her sect.

She wasn't even from her own sect.

Because the people inside speak in strange ways, while the people in her sect never speak like that.

I just don't know if they can help clear my name...

[The Demoness Who Wants to Descend to the Mortal Realm: The newcomer actually spoke! This Empress almost forgot you even existed.]

When Liu Su Wanqing saw that someone had taken the initiative to talk to her, and that this person was someone who seemed to be a true immortal from the upper realm in this chat group, she bit her red lips and uttered a sentence.

[Liu Su Wanqing: Your Highness, I was recently framed by a junior sister. My senior brothers, senior uncles, and all the elders think I'm a traitor and want to cripple me. What should I do?]

[Yao Yao who wants to descend to the mortal realm: That's easy. Prove your innocence, and all problems will be solved!]

Zhang Yu stared at the chat group messages, lost in thought.

Why does this seem so familiar?
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(End of this chapter)