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Chapter 337 Shock! Dongjun's belly is sticking out!

Changliu City.

Inside an antique-style mansion.

Zhang Yu sat upright on the jade couch, holding the star-shaped pearl between two fingers and examining it carefully.

The pearl is entirely silvery-white, resembling flowing mercury, and appears even more exquisite under the light.

Even without activating his profound skills, simply holding the precious pearl made him feel much more refreshed and comfortable.

"I heard from Yuexi that there are quite a few such pearls in the Star Palace."

Zhang Yu fell into deep thought.

Such a treasure, which can help a fourth-stage cultivator break through to the fifth stage and even accelerate one's cultivation speed by a hundredfold, is definitely not something a fifth-stage cultivator could create.

Even the strongest Star Palace member is only at the fifth level!

Based on this, it can be inferred that the Star Palace obtained this Star Pearl by chance.

"Forget it. What's the use of thinking so much? I should just use this Star Pearl to cultivate."

Just as Zhang Yu was about to test the effects of the pearl, the door outside creaked open.

Zhang Yu looked up and immediately saw a familiar figure—Zhao Yang!
At this moment, Zhaoyang was wearing a gilded sun robe, and the bright pearl on her forehead shone brightly. Her red lips parted a few times, as if she wanted to say something but hesitated.

"Is there a problem?"

Zhang Yu said calmly.

Zhao Yang took a deep breath and finally mustered up her courage: "Zhang Yu, is there something we can discuss?"

Zhang Yu: "What is it?"

Zhao Yang: "It's about me being a dog!"

Hearing this, Zhang Yu raised an eyebrow slightly, put away the Star Pearl in his hand, and said with a smile:

"It seems that Miss Zhaoyang is indeed a person who keeps her promises. In order to avoid you being accused of being untrustworthy, I will reluctantly let her take a look."

"You can begin!"

Standing outside the door, Yuexi listened to Zhang Yu's conversation with her sister through the crack in the door, her eyes revealing unparalleled excitement.

As for Xingyao, he secretly curled his lip in his heart.

What Zhang Yu said was far too high-sounding and dignified.

What does it mean to "reluctantly take a look"?

This is clearly a case of getting a good deal!
But the next moment, she remembered that Sister Zhaoyang was a normal person, not a silly girl like Sister Yuexi.

Sister Zhaoyang will definitely not agree!
inside the room.

Upon hearing Zhang Yu's words, Zhao Yang gently bit her red lips.

She doesn't want to be a dog!
However, what Zhang Yu said is also correct. She is the Sun Protector of the Yin-Yang School and the future Dongjun of the Yin-Yang School.

She wanted to set an example for all the Yin-Yang School disciples, as well as for the two younger sisters who were eavesdropping at the door.

She cannot break her promise!
So she said coldly, "Zhang Yu, I am the future Dongjun of the Yin Yang School. I cannot act like a dog. That would be a disgrace to the Yin Yang School!"

Zhang Yu nodded, indicating his understanding.

He's not some heinous landlord or capitalist who would actually force a perfectly good person to be his dog just because of a joke.

In short, if you're really putting on a show, he'll be happy to watch.

If he doesn't want to, he'll just laugh it off.

Just as these thoughts crossed Zhang Yu's mind, Zhao Yang snorted coldly and continued:

"Don't even think about being my dog. At most, I'll be your slave!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Yu momentarily wondered if he had misheard.

To confirm, he asked again, "Miss Zhaoyang, you just said you didn't want to be a dog, you wanted to be a slave, did I hear you correctly?"

"You heard me right!"

Zhao Yang said with a frosty expression, "If being a dog is an insult to the reputation of my Yin Yang School, then I have no choice but to make you a slave!"

Zhang Yu was completely speechless.

I originally thought Zhaoyang was perfectly normal, but now it seems he's even more seriously ill than Yuexi.

Dogs are considered disgraceful to the Yin-Yang school.

So they were made slaves!

What a train of thought!

At this moment, Zhang Yu really wanted to use electricity to teach this guy a lesson.

He took a deep breath and asked weakly, "Are you sure you want to be a slave?"

Zhao Yang calmly said, "I'll let you be my servant for one hour!"

Upon hearing this, the Yuexi and Xingyao sisters couldn't sit still any longer and rushed in, pushing open the door.

Yuexi immediately advised, "Sister, being a dog is much better than being a slave!"

"Second Sister is right this time!"

Xingyao extended her slender hand from her silver-white sleeves and gestured:

"Being a dog is just a bit embarrassing. Besides, we're all good sisters. We definitely won't tell anyone about you being a dog, so it's like there's no loss for us."

But being a slave is different. In the book "The Empress and the World's Number One Female Assassin," it is recorded that the world's top female assassins failed in their assassination attempts and were forced to be slaves for a day, then were severely beaten on millstones, and even had to bear the Empress's child..."

Yuexi asked in confusion, "Third Sister, didn't you say you hadn't read this forbidden book that slanders the emperor? How come you are so familiar with the plot?"

"I heard that from my disciples; I would never read such a forbidden book..."

Xingyao paused for a moment, then quickly waved his hand in denial.

She's a pure and innocent Star Protector, how could she possibly read such forbidden books!

"Oh oh oh!"

Yuexi stopped worrying about the issue.

Seeing that he had gotten away with it, Xingyao turned to Zhaoyang and asked, "Sister, why don't you reconsider?"

"Don't think about it!"

Zhao Yang said coldly, "I will not become a dog or a slave."

"But sister, being a slave will make you pregnant..."

"don’t worry!"

Looking at Xingyao's worried face, Zhaoyang gently comforted her:

The book "The Empress and the World's Number One Female Assassin" describes that only women can have pregnant bellies, but Zhang Yu is a man, so these worries are unnecessary.

Besides, even if Zhang Yu turned into a woman, it would be absolutely impossible for me to get pregnant within an hour.

"The book says it took a whole day!"

"its not right!"

Listening to their conversation, Yuexi asked in confusion, "The other books I've read describe how men and women can also have protruding bellies."

"It doesn't necessarily have to be women with women..."

Zhao Yang sighed:
"What you're reading is an evil book. Our Yin-Yang school's philosophy is that yin and yin, yang and yang, women and women, and men and men together are the ultimate truth of heaven and earth!"

"As the eldest sister, I can tolerate you saying such heretical things as the union of Yin and Yang, and I can tolerate you betrothing Zhang Yu to me. But if His Majesty the Eastern Emperor hears these words, you will definitely be punished!"

Yuexi placed her index fingers against her chest and said weakly:

"But I always feel that there's nothing wrong with yin and yang being together. It doesn't necessarily have to be yin and yin or yang and yang merging. These days, as I travel around the world, what I've seen is the fusion of yin and yang..."

Zhaoyang and Xingyao said in unison:
"That's because they are all evil and heretical!"

Sitting on the jade couch, Zhang Yu was completely dumbfounded as he listened to the conversation between the three sisters.

Those Yin-Yang masters are all crazy!

I originally thought they were practicing some kind of Yin-Yang technique or Tai Chi Yin-Yang theory.

But to everyone's surprise, the Yin-Yang School's philosophy was to integrate Yin and Yang, playing a game that defied the natural order of Yin and Yang.

No wonder these three sisters keep saying they want to be together forever.

The reason for this relationship is right here!
Now, Zhang Yu's gaze towards Yuexi, this clever girl, softened considerably.

Compared to a group of crazy old women, a relatively normal little fool is obviously more adorable.

"Have you finished your discussion?" Zhang Yu shook his head and said, "If you're done, hurry up and get out. Don't disturb my cultivation!"

He was initially quite interested in playing it.

However, upon learning that the two sisters, Zhaoyang and Xingyao, were also seriously ill, his good mood vanished instantly.

Let's play it again later.

He's not in the mood for anything today.

Hearing Zhang Yu's words, Zhao Yang's lips curled up slightly, and she said to Yue Xi:

“Sister, I told you our Yin-Yang School's philosophy is sound. Look, even Zhang Yu doesn't like me, which proves the saying that Yang and Yang are in harmony…”

Yuexi was starting to have some doubts about life.

Does this mean that Zhang Yu doesn't like women and prefers men?

Could it be that the Yin-Yang School's philosophy is not wrong, and that she is the one who is wrong?
It shouldn't be.

A few days ago, Zhang Yu gave her electroconvulsive therapy, and she clearly felt that Zhang Yu didn't dislike her at all...

Seeing that Yuexi had stopped talking, Zhaoyang breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems this journey through the martial world has not been without its benefits.

At least they brought their unconventional younger sister back on the right track.

Of course, a drastic measure would probably be needed to completely change Yuexi's mind.

Thinking this, she turned to look at Zhang Yu and asked with a smile:

"Zhang Yu, if you like men, just say so. If you like women, then let me stick out my belly!"

At this moment, she was convinced that Zhang Yu didn't like women, which was why she was so bold.

She wouldn't dare say such things if she liked a woman.

Those evil and unorthodox practitioners in the martial arts world are said to be able to make people's bellies bulge out simply by touching them, without needing to exchange qi. This is truly terrifying!
Zhang Yu asked coldly, "Are you sure you want me to do this?"

"Okay, hurry up and make a sound..."

Before Zhao Yang could finish speaking, she immediately saw Zhang Yu's eyes emit a dazzling white light, which landed on her stomach.

Instantly, she felt a surge of vitality.

When Yuexi and Xingyao saw Zhaoyang standing there dumbfounded, they asked with concern, "Sister, what's wrong?"

After saying that, Xingyao frowned and looked at Zhang Yu, questioning, "Zhang Yu, what kind of evil magic did you use on my sister just now? Why did she suddenly stop talking?"

"What kind of evil magic?!"

Zhang Yu said calmly, "This great hero's orientation is quite normal. To prove this, I have no choice but to have her stick out her belly."

"After all, this is what she asked me to do, and this great hero has never known how to write the word 'refusal'!"

"What? You're saying my sister's pregnant?"

Xingyao looked incredulous: "You didn't even touch my sister, yet you let her get pregnant like that?"

"It's naturally an exchange of Qi. I have a divine skill that allows me to merge my own essence and blood into Qi, and whoever I glare at will get pregnant!"

Zhang Yu looked at Xingyao, his smile unchanged:
"If you'd like to try it, I can let you experience it for free!"

Xingyao's pretty face paled, and she quickly waved her hand: "I don't want to try!"

Upon hearing Zhang Yu's admission, Zhao Yang completely broke down.

"Why didn't you say you liked women sooner? My belly is impure, waaaaah..."

Zhang Yu said, somewhat speechless, "Isn't it obvious that I like the opposite sex?"

Zhao Yang asked through gritted teeth, "Then why can't you just say it? Why do you have to make me stick out my belly?"

"Isn't this what you asked for? I have no choice but to follow your rules in order to prove that I like the opposite sex!"

Zhang Yu said lightly.

"Damn it, I hate you!"

Zhao Yang's eyes were red, and she used her gilded sleeves to cover the tears that kept streaming down her face before running out of Zhang Yu's room.

Seeing his sister leave, Xingyao hurriedly chased after her, calling out, "Sister, wait for me..."

"Sister, you're not going to be Brother Zhang's slave anymore?"

Yuexi asked, puzzled.

Zhao Yang gritted her teeth and said, "You big idiot, I don't want to see you right now!"

Hearing her sister scolding her again, Yuexi felt extremely wronged.

Isn't it just pregnancy?

Is it so scary?

Besides, aren't they already family with Zhang Yu? Getting pregnant isn't a big deal, is it?

"You awful sister! I'm so smart and you still call me an idiot! Fine, I'm not playing with you anymore, I'm going to play with Brother Zhang instead!"

Yuexi said angrily, then sat down next to Zhang Yu, took his hand, and asked:

"Brother Zhang, don't you think I'm very clever?"

Zhang Yu's eyes twitched slightly.

He really didn't know how to answer that question.

Seeing that Zhang Yu hadn't spoken for a while, Yuexi asked in confusion, "Brother Zhang, why aren't you saying anything?"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Yu rubbed his forehead and said helplessly:

"Didn't you want to learn supernatural powers? Well then, I'll teach you a divine skill first. If you succeed in mastering it, it means you're very intelligent; otherwise..."

"I'm sure I can succeed in cultivating!"

Yuexi said, clenching her little fist.

"Alright, I'll teach you 'Mastering All Techniques' first. Listen carefully to the specific incantation."

Zhang Yu cleared his throat and recited the incantations of his supernatural powers in a melodious and rhythmic manner:

He mastered all laws and penetrated the heart of heaven, using qi and blood as a guide to forge profound scriptures.

The mysterious veins connect to the hidden realms, drawing forth spiritual energy; the golden inscriptions flow through the channels, transforming into true qi.

Divine chapters, though fragmented, conceal profound mysteries; scattered souls, concentrated spirits, reveal the vast emptiness.

If you can unravel the secrets of Yin and Yang and reverse the workings of nature, you can forge supernatural powers by turning your palm over the Milky Way...

……

Inside the room, Zhang Yu was explaining profound techniques to Yuexi, while outside, Zhaoyang was touching her belly, looking heartbroken, and Xingyao was constantly comforting her sister.

Two fortune tellers, dressed in stargazing robes and carrying flags, arrived at the gate of Zhang Yu's residence.

dong dong dong-

The rhythmic knocking on the door continued, startling Zhang Yu, who was explaining the divine skill to Yuexi.

He had no ties in this Changliu City, so how could anyone possibly come looking for him?

Could they be looking for Zhaoyang and the others?
That's fine.

So he simply ignored these people and continued to explain the essentials of the profound technique to Yuexi.

After a while.

Xingyao walked in with a cold face and said indifferently, "Zhang Yu, someone is looking for you. It seems to be someone from the Great Zhou Dynasty!"

"Are the people from the Great Zhou Dynasty here to collect taxes from me?"

Zhang Yu looked at Yue Xi, who was still trying to understand the profound techniques, and said, "Miss Yue Xi, you continue your cultivation. I'm going out to see what's going on."

Having said that, he turned and walked out.

As soon as he entered the hall, he saw two fortune tellers wearing stargazing robes.

Before he could even utter the incantation, one of the fortune tellers stood up impatiently and said anxiously:

"My precious jewel is lost!"

……

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(End of this chapter)