Randomly practicing evil skills, the nuclear light shines everywhere
Chapter 325 Old Devil Zhang, I'm going to marry you off to my sister!
Chapter 325 Old Devil Zhang, I'm going to marry you off to my sister!
Upon hearing that Yuexi wanted to introduce her older and younger sisters to him and to make them family, Zhang Yu's eyes narrowed slightly.
What's wrong with this guy now?
Or did he suddenly go crazy?
So he asked in a cold voice, "Miss Yuexi, didn't you say you had no brothers or sisters? How come you suddenly have an older sister and a younger sister?"
Yuexi patted her chest and said with a smug look on her face:
"Although I don't have any biological older or younger sisters, my relationship with Sister Zhaoyang and Sister Xingyao is closer than that of biological sisters."
Zhaoyang!
Starshine!
As Zhang Yu pondered these two names, he immediately thought of the Sun Guardian and Star Guardian of the Yin-Yang School.
It seems that these two names are the real names of these two protectors.
He shook his head, immediately flicked Yuexi on the forehead, and said irritably, "My great protector Yue, why did you suddenly think of introducing your good sister to me?"
"Because I want to become your family!"
Yuexi said matter-of-factly.
"family……"
Zhang Yu's eye twitched slightly as he asked, "Why do we need to become family? Aren't we close enough already?"
"Of course it's not good enough. I just asked you to give me another foot treatment, but you ignored me..."
Yuexi said with a wronged expression:
"So I thought, if we became a family, wouldn't I be able to have you treat my feet every day..."
If she had never been exposed to foot therapy, she could only fantasize about it silently while reading books.
But now Zhang Yu has given her a therapeutic experience.
Then it abruptly stopped halfway through.
This made her unable to forget it.
She wanted to try again, ten times, a hundred times, even every day, to have Zhang Yu treat her feet...
Upon hearing Yuexi's reason, Zhang Yu felt somewhat helpless.
This guy is definitely out of his mind.
Do you need to be part of a family to get a foot massage, or as Yuexi would say, foot therapy?
If you give this divine healer some rare treasures, or if this divine healer is in a good mood, I can treat you.
Besides, even if we become family, this divine doctor won't treat you every day.
He, the Great Doctor Zhang, isn't a tireless robot; he has his own things to do, such as cultivating and comprehending divine skills and mystical methods, all of which require time.
There is also a most critical issue.
If you, the Great Protector of the Moon, want to become family with this divine healer, do you really need to introduce your older and younger sisters to me?
Can't you do it yourself?
Are they looking down on this divine doctor?
Thinking of this, Zhang Yu immediately asked, "Guardian Yue, if you want to become family with me, why did you introduce your sisters to me instead of coming yourself?"
This question concerns Zhang Juxia's character, and we must get to the bottom of it.
"I am a little scared!"
Yuexi said weakly, "Moreover, in the books I've read, the way the heroes treat the female protagonist is clearly different from how they treat her older and younger sisters."
"Are those heroes kinder to the heroine's sisters?"
Zhang Yu shook his head and asked.
"Huh, you actually know about this too..."
Yuexi became even more convinced of her judgment: "That's right, the heroes in the book treated the female lead very well before they got together with her."
But after they got together, the hero's attitude towards the female lead suddenly became cold, while he was extremely enthusiastic towards her older and younger sisters..."
The corner of Zhang Yu's mouth twitched slightly.
This is only human nature.
Wildflowers always smell sweeter than garden flowers!
"So, you want to introduce your older and younger sisters to me, make them pay the price, and then enjoy the benefits behind the scenes?"
Zhang Yu asked calmly.
"No, no, my two sisters and I swore an oath together that we would never like men, and anyone who broke that oath is a dog, so even if they're with you, it won't affect them in any way..."
Yuexi said with a confident expression.
After all, best friends are meant to be together for life!
Zhang Yu pinched Yuexi's silk-clad foot, which she had secretly extended, and said:
"Then here's the question: the bond between the three sisters of your Yin-Yang School—Sun, Moon, and Star—is stronger than gold and cannot be shaken even by mountains. How do you plan to persuade your elder sister Zhaoyang and younger sister Xingyao to marry me?"
"Ah...this..."
Yuexi immediately wilted.
She hadn't really considered that question.
What if the older sister Zhaoyang and the younger sister Xingyao don't agree?
Do not!
impossible!
The sisters have such a deep bond, and they've even sworn to stay together forever. At worst, they can just have Zhang Yudu become the son-in-law of the Yin-Yang School.
Then, they can enjoy Zhang Yu's foot treatment together.
The three sisters will always be together, sharing both joy and sorrow!
whee!
Zhang Yu had no idea that after all that talking, Yue Xi not only didn't back down at all, but instead started brewing a brand new plan.
Seeing Yuexi slightly lost in thought, Zhang Yu put the 'Purple Star Silk Foot' in his hand aside, and then silently activated the 'Control of All Laws' divine skill.
This was the first time he had used the method of controlling spiritual energy with qi and blood to gather supernatural powers, so he inevitably stumbled a bit.
However, Zhang Juxia is a cultivation prodigy who appears only once in billions of years, so this difficulty is nothing to him.
After several attempts, he got used to this method of gathering the spiritual energy of heaven and earth through qi and blood.
Soon, a jade palace with golden script appeared out of thin air.
Then, a white cloud about ten feet in size appeared before Zhang Yu.
"It's done!"
Zhang Yu smiled slightly.
If the divine ability "Like Clouds and Ethereals" is successful, it means that his other supernatural powers and spells can also be used.
For example, "Nine Mysterious Pure Sound Thunder" and "Ascension to Immortality Technique", etc.
Of course, certain divine arts that require magical catalysis, such as "Nuclear Light Illumination," which uses magical power to exchange for deuterium and tritium gas and then fuses them, will become even more difficult to perform.
After all, the spiritual energy of the outside world is spiritual energy, not the magical power in his dantian.
To unleash its nuclear radiance, it needs to be condensed into a solar furnace, and then the fusion power generated inside the solar furnace needs to be extracted before it can be used normally.
Simply put, the steps to unleash a nuclear radiance have become more numerous and complicated.
After all, simulating the environment of his internal energy sea in the outside world and creating a magic fusion furnace is a feat that would deter many people.
"It may be difficult, but it's better than not being able to use it at all."
Zhang Yu thought silently in his heart.
Given some time, he can build even the most complex fusion reactor by hand.
You asked him why he was so confident?
Because he is a cultivation prodigy who appears only once in billions of years, and with the slightest thought of his wisdom, he can push Yuexi, this crazy woman, to her limit in her entire life!
Sensing the sudden increase in moisture in the air, Yuexi immediately snapped out of her reverie.
She slightly raised her eyes and saw a white cloud about ten feet in size, which Zhang Yu controlled with ease, flying wherever he pointed.
Upon seeing this, her beautiful eyes widened immediately: "Brother Zhang, where did this white cloud come from?"
"Of course I created it using my supernatural powers, otherwise where else could it have come from?!"
Zhang Yu said unhappily.
"Supernatural powers?"
Yuexi shook her head and said, "That's impossible."
"Facts speak louder than words!"
With a wave of his hand, Zhang Yu summoned another white cloud of the same size using the "Ethereal Clouds" technique. "Huh?"
Seeing Zhang Yu unleash a golden light with a wave of his hand, creating a white cloud in the distance, Yuexi was immediately stunned.
Now she had no choice but to believe it.
But this is too outrageous and unreasonable.
It should be understood that although this world possesses a great deal of spiritual energy, cultivators also know that when the magical power within their bodies leaves their bodies, it can unleash boundless power.
However, due to the nature of heaven and earth, they cannot allow their internal energy and magical power to leave their bodies.
How exactly did Zhang Yu manage to do that?
She pondered for a moment, then suddenly remembered an ancient book from the Yin-Yang school, which recorded a supreme supernatural power that allowed cultivators to unleash magical abilities.
The problem is that this divine skill was lost tens of thousands of years ago.
More importantly, this divine skill has another major flaw.
That is, every time a cultivator uses a spell or supernatural power, their lifespan, magical power, true energy, and even physical fitness will be greatly reduced.
This is practically a suicide technique!
Could it be that Zhang Yu obtained that divine skill?
Thinking of this, she immediately asked, "Brother Zhang, could it be that you once practiced that ancient divine skill—'The Supreme Laws'!"
"The Imperial Laws?"
Zhang Yu raised his eyebrows slightly.
Then, he took out the divine skill he had snatched from Long Aotian and said, "I have never cultivated the 'Controlling the Myriad Laws' you mentioned. I cultivate this 'Controlling All Laws'!"
"Mastering All Laws!"
Upon seeing the secret manual in Zhang Yu's hand, Yuexi immediately became anxious:
"Brother Zhang, although I don't know how you managed to get the Nameless Heavenly Book into this state, how dare you practice such an unknown cultivation method?"
"Not to mention, this technique even copied the name of the divine skill wrong. It was clearly called 'Yuzheng Wanfa', but how did it suddenly become 'Yujin Wanfa'!"
"The meanings of 'Gosho Manho' and 'Gojin Manho' are similar, so my translation is definitely correct."
Zhang Yu waved his hand dismissively and said.
In my past life, a single character in classical Chinese could be interpreted with a whole host of meanings.
Translation is similar; different people will not be able to translate the same sentence exactly the same way.
A slight deviation is quite reasonable.
Besides, he was perfectly fine after practicing it, which proves that the divine skill he comprehended was flawless.
"Brother Zhang, after practicing this 'Imperial Laws of the Righteous,' every time you use it, a portion of your lifespan, magical power, and even your body's vital energy will be permanently depleted. I'm afraid your days are numbered!"
Yuexi said in a low voice.
"What a joke, the divine skill I comprehended is absolutely flawless."
Zhang Yu snorted coldly and immediately activated "Controlling All Laws" to unleash "Ascension to Immortality".
Thousands upon thousands of beams of white light, as if they were free, poured out and landed on a viewing tree in the corner of a room.
In an instant, the sapling jumped out of the flowerpot.
Large amounts of white sap were spilled all over the ground.
"What...what kind of evil technique is this?"
Yuexi covered her cherry-like mouth as she saw the sapling turn into a puddle of soft mud.
"See? My divine skill has no problems at all."
Zhang Yu said with confidence.
After waiting for a moment, Yuexi finally recovered from her shock.
She hurriedly jumped off the bed, walked up to Zhang Yu, touched him here and there, and asked in confusion:
"The vital energy is not weakened in the slightest, and the blood and qi are perfectly intact. How can this not match the description of that legendary divine skill? Could it be that the internal deficiency has not yet manifested?"
"Yes, that must be it."
Yuexi murmured to herself.
Hearing this crazy woman's words, Zhang Yu's face darkened.
This is the first time someone has questioned the effectiveness of the divine skill that Zhang Juxia comprehended.
Doesn't he know whether his qi and blood are deficient or not?
"Brother Zhang, although you don't have any symptoms now, I estimate you don't have much time left. Why don't you treat me one more time, and fulfill my small wish before you die..."
Suddenly, Yuexi thought of something and immediately stretched out one of her silk feet, adorned with the 'Purple Starfall' silk, in front of Zhang Yu, looking on with anticipation.
"Okay, I'll satisfy you!"
"Now, this divine healer will use the Nine Profound Clear Sound Thunder and the Ascension Technique to let you experience them properly..."
Zhang Yu sneered and grabbed one of Yue Xi's silk-clad feet with his other hand.
Then, he raised his Yuan Gong and placed his five fingers between Yue Xi's toes. A huge arc of electricity immediately shot out into the air, making a crackling sound.
"Stop electrifying me!"
"I was wrong, I won't do it again!"
……
Silent all night.
Day two.
Zhang Yu opened his eyes from his meditation, walked to the window, and watched as the coming and going of martial arts heroes all rushed towards the direction of a mountain.
"The martial arts tournament has finally begun."
Suddenly, he heard Yuexi's aggrieved voice: "As long as you reach the top of Tianmen Mountain today, you will be qualified to participate in the subsequent competition for the rare treasures."
Zhang Yu straightened his sleeves and said calmly, "Let's not delay, let's go now."
"Wait, could you treat me again...?"
Suddenly, Yuexi asked with a hopeful look on her face.
“No!” Zhang Yu immediately refused.
"Why?"
Zhang Yu said, "Your physical condition is too poor. You told me to stop after only a short while. I don't want to give you any more electroshock therapy."
"No need for electric shocks, just use the earliest method."
Yuexi suggested.
"This won't work either. Doing this won't have any therapeutic effect, and it won't prove that my lifespan is coming to an end..."
Zhang Yu smiled faintly.
Yuexi is the type who's bad at the game but has a huge addiction to it.
He cried out for his parents after just two shocks.
Then after a while, they started begging Dr. Zhang to continue the treatment.
She's a complete lunatic!
"Damn it, I'll make you treat me willingly, once a day, no, ten times a day!"
Yuexi watched Zhang Yu leave the room and hurriedly followed him.
After several electroshock treatments yesterday, she was well aware that Zhang Yu's self-developed "Mastery of All Techniques" seemed to have no side effects.
This put her at ease.
As long as Zhang Yu is still alive, she refuses to believe that she cannot achieve her goal!
Soon, the two followed the flow of people and headed straight for the foot of Tianmen.
Standing at the foot of Tianmen Mountain, Zhang Yu looked up and saw that the mountain stretched from the sky to the earth, soaring into the clouds.
In addition, he also spotted Long Aotian's trail not far away.
At this moment, he was gazing at two stunningly beautiful women, a strange light gleaming in his eyes.
"It's Sister Zhaoyang and Sister Xingyao!"
When Yuexi saw the two stunningly beautiful women, her eyes lit up immediately, and she shouted, "Sister, I have some amazing news to tell you!"
"I have betrothed Zhang Yu to you!"
……
……
(End of this chapter)
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