Randomly practicing evil skills, the nuclear light shines everywhere

Chapter 302 You're all wrong! Hermaphroditism is the way to go!
Wanxing City.

In a courtyard where hundreds of flowers were in full bloom, the sharp cries gradually ceased.

inside the room.

As Zhang Yu slowly withdrew his energy, the electric arcs in the air disappeared, and the crackling sounds immediately vanished.

"how do you feel?"

Zhang Yu looked at Jiang Xian, whose eyes were closed, took out a clean handkerchief, wiped his wet palms, and asked in a calm tone.

After a long time.

Jiang Xian breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I feel much better. The Yin-Yang Divine Poison shows no signs of recurring for the time being."

"How could it not be good? I treated you for a whole day and night!"

Zhang Yu said unhappily.

Throughout the day and night, he was constantly circulating the "Nine Profound Light Sound Thunder," but he couldn't exert too much force and had to maintain a steady output.

If it weren't for Zhang Ben's profound medical skills, he would probably be exhausted and collapsed by now.

Jiang Xian stuck out her tongue and said with a grin:

"Although your electrotherapy is quite effective, my mana is still depleted, and it will probably take a long time to make up for it."

Most of her lost magical power was due to the Yin-Yang Divine Poison being transformed into Yin-Yang Pills after she met Zhang Yuqian.

The Yin-Yang Divine Poison hasn't been completely eradicated yet, and it's still slowly consuming her magical power, so naturally she can't recover much.

Zhang Yu said calmly, "The antidote for the Yin-Yang Divine Poison has been around for a long time. You yourself are unwilling to cultivate it, so how can you blame me?"

Jiang Xian stretched out a jade-like foot and poked Zhang Yu's back, saying firmly, "I will only seek out my master for Yin-Yang dual cultivation, not anyone else, not even you!"

Zhang Yu released Jiang Xian's jade-like foot, then tossed it aside, slowly uttering two words:

"nerve!"

After a day and a night of electroconvulsive therapy, Dr. Zhang estimated that he understood her body structure better than Jiang Xian.

But now, Jiang Xian still maintains the attitude that everything except her master Xiao Rongyu is insignificant.

All I can say is, she truly lives up to her reputation as a crazy old woman!

The structure of their brains and their way of thinking are different from those of ordinary people.

Jiang Xian sat up, puffed out her non-existent chest, and said angrily:

"What's wrong with me? Is it wrong for me to like my master?"

Zhang Yu shook his head and changed the subject, asking, "Didn't you feel there was anything wrong with the treatment just now?"

"What's wrong?"

Jiang Xian's beautiful eyes widened, and she asked in confusion, "I think it's great, and the electroshock therapy is very comfortable. I wish you could give me one every day."

"No, do you really think there's nothing wrong with this treatment?"

Seeing that Jiang Xian still seemed indifferent and even wanted more treatment, Zhang Yu asked with a headache.

This guy's thought process is truly unique.

It's comparable to sandstorms.

Now he's even addicted to electricity.

When will these crazy old women finally get some normalcy?

Jiang Xian looked at Zhang Yu for a while, then suddenly realized something and said:
"You mean your clothes got wet, right? We're good brothers now, you shouldn't mind such a small thing, right?"

"I didn't mind!"

Zhang Yu's eye twitched slightly, and he was too lazy to dwell on the matter any longer.

Since this guy thinks it's okay, then it's okay.

As a renowned healer, he still had to respect the patients' wishes.

Thinking this, he looked at the strands of Heavenly Spirit Water clinging to his clothes and evaporated them with a burst of his profound power.

Instantly, a faint, pleasant fragrance filled the room, soothing and refreshing.

"It seems that you, my cheap grandmaster, are not such a petty person after all."

Jiang Xian narrowed her eyes slightly, then poked Zhang Yu's back with her fair and rounded jade-like foot, and said with a grin:

"From now on, you will be my personal divine physician. Please treat me again tomorrow."

"Think beautifully!"

Zhang Yu grabbed Jiang Xian's jade-like foot with his other hand, his slender fingers digging into the gaps between her fair, rounded toes, and said calmly:

"This divine doctor never serves one person alone. This time I will treat you for free, but next time I will charge you. Don't even think about me taking action unless you have a large number of Heavenly Gang and Earthly Fiends."

"You're such a greedy person. You're my grandmaster, why do you still want to charge me fees? You might as well give it all to me for free. Doing this will make me feel disheartened."

Jiang Xian waved her hand dismissively, acting as if they were old friends.

In the past, her master, apart from being a bit aloof, never charged her any fees and often gave her treasures.

Now this cheap grandmaster wants to charge her, this 'grand-disciple', a fee.

It was truly disheartening for her, her "grand-disciple".

"Disheartening?!" Zhang Yu sneered, "As your disciple and grand-disciple, shouldn't you be offering spirit stones to your grandmaster every day?"

"Now you're taking advantage of me, your grandmaster! You're truly going against the natural order and are an unfilial grand-disciple!"

“My filial piety is for my Master, not for you.”

Jiang Xian said matter-of-factly.

Zhang Yu stroked the small, fair foot in his hand and asked calmly, "Then how will you fulfill your filial duty to your master?"

"My master used to be very aloof. Although he was very kind to me, he often belittled me and said I was no good..."

Jiang Xian said excitedly, "Later, I plan to make my master willingly enter the dark secret chamber so that she can experience the power of her precious disciple."

"I'm going to make Master beg for mercy, hehe."

A dark, secret room?
beg for mercy?

Zhang Yu was suddenly startled; this guy's filial piety seemed to have gone awry.

This is hardly filial piety.

It's clearly the perverse possessiveness that only a madwoman would have.

It seems like this guy is a crazy woman.

Then they must be taught a severe lesson.

So, Zhang Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, and began to exert force secretly on his right hand that was holding Jiang Xianyu's foot, and streams of high voltage current were transmitted into his palm.

Are you going to give me electroshock therapy?

Jiang Xian curled her toes slightly and asked excitedly.

Zhang Yu did not reply, but Yuan Gong brought it up again.

Instantly, a large amount of sparkling ice crystals rained down, filling the entire room.

Even his clothes and hands were covered in stains.

It was icy cold, like blocks of ice that had stood for millennia.

This moment.

The flickering electric light in the dimly lit room illuminated Zhang Yu's face, making him appear exceptionally terrifying.

If he puts on a white coat, he'll look exactly like a scientific miracle doctor!
After a while, Zhang Yu saw that Jiang Xian had 'temporarily fainted', and then he withdrew his energy.

However, just as Zhang Yu put Jiang Xianyu's foot down, she immediately opened her eyes again, looked at Zhang Yu and said, "Keep shocking me! Why did you stop as soon as I closed my eyes..."

"I haven't had enough fun yet..."

Is the physique of someone in the Dharma Realm really that terrifying?

Or is it that this guy has a special constitution, allowing him to convert pain into...

Zhang Yu was secretly startled.

Surprisingly, the electroconvulsive therapy wasn't working on this crazy old woman.

Then there's no electricity.

The most important thing is to get your own business done.

So he simply ignored the crazy woman, flicked his sleeves slightly, and sat down on the jade couch.

Then he took out the two copies of the "True Scripture of the World Tree" from the small storage coffin and began to read them.

These two copies of the "True Scripture of the World Tree" were obtained from the Male Tree Sect and the Female Tree Sect, respectively.

Now that I have some free time, let's take a look.

If there were any powerful martial arts techniques hidden inside, he could practice them and increase his strength.

As for continuing to absorb and expel the Heavenly Gang and Earthly Fiends?

There's no rush. Let's take a look at these two manuals first, and we can continue our cultivation later.

After all, mastering the Heavenly and Earthly Fiends is a skill that requires considerable time and effort.

However, cultivating a divine skill doesn't require a long time. With that thought in mind, Zhang Yu opened both copies of the "True Scripture of the World Tree" at the same time.

The Heavenly Tree, the source of the world and the root of all things, is called the World Tree.

The Divine Tree of Creation has been destroyed, its seeds scattered throughout the myriad worlds. Anyone who cultivates divine power can transform into a Divine Tree, anyone can become a Divine Creation Tree… until finally, becoming the source of all things…

Both of these cultivation methods begin exactly the same way: they both describe how amazing and powerful the Heavenly Tree is, and how cultivating it leads to the path to heaven.

Zhang Yu was completely uninterested in this.

The same was true of the divine skills he had acquired in the past.

In short, they lavish praise on the technique, exaggerating its unparalleled nature, claiming that anyone who doesn't cultivate this divine skill will regret it for the rest of their life.

Then he looked at the effects of the technique.

It turned out to be a powerful medicinal cultivation technique, but it was even a censored version.

Even if some of them are not major medicinal techniques, their effects are only so-so. In any case, no matter how you cultivate a technique, you can't achieve the earth-shattering effects described in the technique's description.

"It even transformed into the World Tree; it seems to be another evil technique with false advertising."

Zhang Yu shook his head secretly and continued flipping through the pages.

This is clearly an exaggeration.

Only a fool would believe that!

Well, it seems that those crazy guys from the "male tree sect" and "female tree sect" actually believe it.

Zhang Yu sighed, his gaze remaining fixed on the two manuals.

The following content is the translation of the incantation of the practice. However, at this point, the translation of the incantation for the male tree sect and the female tree sect has different interpretations for the same sentence.

For example, the original text of the card header in the Gongshumen version:

The Heavenly Tree, the source of the world and the root of all things, is called the World Tree.

Explanation and translation:

The world tree is called the Heavenly Tree, which is the source of the creation of the world and the foundation for the nurturing of all things.

What is the foundation of all things?
It's definitely a man!

After all, only men have the foundation and the ability to create all things!
Therefore, the World Tree is male!

Upon seeing this, Zhang Yu turned his attention to the Mother Tree Sect's explanation and understanding of this phrase:

The world tree is called the Heavenly Tree, the source of creation and the place where all things are nurtured.

What is the place where all things are born?

It's definitely a woman!

After all, only women can give birth to offspring and create all things, while men simply cannot.

Naturally, the World Tree is female!
Seeing the same sentence with two different interpretations, and both interpretations seemingly quite reasonable, Zhang Yu was speechless.

No wonder none of these guys are normal.

It turns out it's all because of a lack of understanding.

The same cultivation technique can be interpreted in different ways.

It would be strange if they went crazy.

"That's so lame! Watch me, the great hero, master this divine skill and comprehend its ultimate version!"

With a thought, Zhang Yu's second self, suspended in mid-air, immediately merged with him.

A groundbreaking wisdom has returned!

At that moment, as he looked at the two cultivation manuals in his hands, a look of sudden realization appeared in his eyes.

The Heavenly Tree, the source of the world and the root of all things, is called the World Tree.

The Divine Tree of Creation has been destroyed, its seeds scattered throughout the myriad worlds. Anyone who cultivates divine power can transform into a Divine Tree, anyone can become a Divine Creation Tree… until finally, becoming the source of all things…

These terms, whether translated as "male tree" or "female tree," are incorrect.

So what does the correct meaning mean?

Very simple.

The world tree is called the Heavenly Tree, which created the universe and nurtured all things within it.

The sacred tree has no gender, or rather, it can be male or female, and the male and female species can change constantly, as it is in a state of quantum superposition.

Thus, in this androgynous state, all things can be created and everything can be born.

Therefore, the World Tree is hermaphroditic!
Is this explanation reasonable?
That makes perfect sense, since many plants in nature are hermaphroditic.

It's reasonable that the Heavenly Tree, being a hermaphrodite, is a type of tree.

Zhang Yu's eyes grew brighter the more he thought about it, and then he exclaimed with emotion:
"As expected, the wisdom of I, Zhang the Great Hero, is still the most reliable. What kind of nonsense are the cultivation techniques that the people of the Male Tree Sect and the Female Tree Sect have come up with? They are nothing but a bunch of utter rubbish!"

No wonder you've all gone mad!

"It seems that from now on, my divine skills will have to rely on me, Zhang the Great Hero..."

Jiang Xian, who was standing nearby, had also recovered by this time. She rubbed her slightly numb chest and then heard Zhang Yu's words. She immediately pursed her lips.

This guy is only at the Innate Realm, what powerful techniques could he possibly comprehend from the evil arts of the Male Tree Sect and the Female Tree Sect?
Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
……

the other side.

Just as Zhang Yu's extraordinary wisdom was activated and he was frantically comprehending the skill...

The male tree sect leader, Shu Xiong, and the female tree sect leader, Shu Ying, sat on either side of the square, watching the ever-increasing number of 'test-testers,' and were extremely satisfied.

After a while.

Shu Xiong looked at the large number of True Qi Realm and True Yuan Realm cultivators present, but very few True Gang Realm cultivators, and not a single Innate Realm cultivator. He immediately asked, displeased:

"Why are there no cultivators at the Innate Realm coming? Without cultivators at this level, how can we demonstrate the power of our Gongshu Sect's divine skills?"

"Sect Master, most experts at the Innate Realm are unruly and arrogant. I was afraid that a conflict might break out and cause losses to our disciples, so I didn't invite them over..."

"It was said by an elderly man with white hair."

He wasn't afraid of any loss to his disciples, but rather of being killed by those innate realm cultivators.

After all, how many normal people can cultivate to the Innate Realm?

You might get hunted down and killed if you take one more look.

Therefore, yesterday he also assigned a large number of tasks to one of his subordinates who had just entered the Innate Realm...

"Hehehe, you old coward!"

A beautiful elder from the Mother Tree Sect immediately retorted sarcastically:

"As expected, your cultivation method is wrong. The more you cultivate, the more cowardly you become, and the less courageous you are. You still want to become the World Tree? Keep dreaming!"

These words immediately drew the approval of many elders from the Mother Tree Sect.

"The more this male tree sect cultivates, the more timid it becomes. It even has to close the door and find a quiet place to conceive its offspring. It is truly a disgrace to the World Tree."

"That's right, our Mother Tree Clan is the best. If we want to have children, we can just find a place to give birth. Why do we need such delicate care?"

"The World Tree is meant to weather storms. Last time, I gave birth to my offspring right there on the street, and then, feeling malnourished, I drained the life out of everyone on the street..."

"..."

Upon hearing these words, the sect leader of the Gongshu Sect turned extremely ugly.

What do these guys know?

The birth of offspring must be done in a safe place, and then sufficient large medicinal tree fertilizer must be prepared.

He snorted coldly, ignoring the group of crazy women.

Later, he will prove himself right with facts.

Taking a deep breath, he said to the elder, "I, the sect leader, will personally invite those guys at the Innate Realm to come and test their skills. Lead the way."

"As ordered!"

The white-haired elder responded and immediately led the way.

Seeing this, the sect leader of the Mother Tree Sect was not to be outdone and followed suit on the wind.

She also wanted to invite those female innate beings over.

Then let them prove, in a powerful way, that the divine skills of their Mother Tree Sect are correct.

With two experts at the Dharma Manifestation Realm personally taking action, a large number of Innate Realm cultivators, no matter how unwilling, could only follow with long faces.

the other side.

Zhang Yu was still comprehending the divine skill.

Suddenly, two agitated auras came from the sky, followed by two cold voices, one male and one female:

"Get out here! This sect leader needs you to test your skills and prove the wonder of my Male Tree Sect/Mother Tree Sect's divine skills."

The moment the words were spoken, the entire courtyard erupted in chaos.

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(End of this chapter)