Douluo Dalu: The Eyes That Defy Fate

Chapter 360 The Clown
Seeing the two groups of people from the God Realm standing dumbfounded at the exits of the two passages, staring at each other, Lin Po almost burst out laughing on the spot.

At the same time, the somewhat comical scene also dispelled much of his anger.

The chilling aura emanating from him suddenly eased, making Zhang Lexuan and the other two women feel as if they had been granted a pardon, and they immediately felt much more at ease.

Thanks to the god of emotions for the fun, granting you the privilege of a one percent reduction in your workload from now on!
The faint joy emanating from behind him naturally did not escape Lin Po's emotional perception.

In fact, once he regained his senses, he could easily understand why those crazy girls in his family had done what they did.

The reason was touching, but it also left him both amused and exasperated.

'Never mind, this action was for my safety, which is why I disregarded my own and made a dangerous decision.'

'Let's give them a little punishment when we get back; we can't let Xiao Xiao and the others feel disheartened.'

Thinking of this, Lin Po couldn't help but smile, a mixture of helplessness and doting affection in his eyes.

Then, he turned his attention back to the 'stage' and stared at the bewildered Rong Nianbing with amazement.

I never expected that this guy would be able to coordinate perfectly with Destruction so well as soon as he came down, putting on this drama!

It seems much more interesting than I remember.

However, it's not good to keep playing the "Statues" game here forever. No matter how interesting it is, we have to wait until the plan is over before we can talk about it.

Just as Lin Po was pondering what to say in the most conspicuous way to break the awkward situation.

Led by Dai Mubai, the five members of Shrek Academy filed out through the spatial gate behind Rong Nianbing.

Immediately afterwards, the divine consciousnesses of the three god-kings—Life, Evil, and Good—emerged from another spatial portal.

The most eye-catching thing in the crowd was the huge, exquisite gift box that Oscar and Ma Hongjun were carrying together.

This must be the gift Rong Nianbing was just talking about.

"Boss Lin, we're here! Here's a gift first. Holy crap! The God of Destruction?!"

"Little Purple, you're too fast. God of War? How did the Shrek faction descend to the mortal realm?"

Upon hearing this, the two newly arrived groups froze on the spot, completely bewildered by the situation before them.

The two leaders looked at each other, and the same thought popped into their minds at the same time.

This is a huge mess!

The next second, the God of Destruction, who cared deeply about the God Realm, took the initiative to attack, shouting at Rong Nianbing and the others.

"God of Emotions! Tell me, what exactly are you up to, colluding with Shrek Academy and their gang to descend to the mortal realm without permission?!"

"Oh, well... if I said we're here for tourism, would you believe me?"

The utterly absurd answer startled the God of Destruction, who then flew into a rage and launched into a tirade of curses.

"Do you really think I'm deaf?! I heard the words 'seek refuge' perfectly clearly! How do you explain that?!"

While cursing Rong Nianbing, the God of Destruction explained to the three of them what had happened before their arrival.

While using his divine sense to examine the large box Oscar was supporting, he wanted to expose the valuable items they had stolen from the divine realm.

But the gift wrapped inside made him freeze in place once again.

"Little Green, look! To betray the divine realm and defect to the enemy, they've even prepared gifts!"

"Let this old man see your true feelings... Holy crap?! Xiao Wu?!"

Life, Evil, Goodness: "."

Wait a minute!
What did I just hear?!

That box contains the scabbard of the Asura God?!
These guys are going to give someone's wife away as a gift?!
Holy shit! There's a cow!
"God of Emotions! God of War! You two are being ridiculous! Even if Tang San goes too far, his family shouldn't be implicated!"

'Damn it, all that good reputation I had in the divine realm is gone now. Hopefully, I won't get a title like 'Popularity Thief' anymore.''

Dai Mubai was also suffering in silence, opening his mouth several times but unable to say anything, so he could only try to find some humor in his bitterness.

He then steeled his resolve, turned back to meet Oscar's gaze, nodded heavily, and made up his mind completely.

"King of Destruction, the reasons behind this cannot be explained in a few words, so... goodbye!"

Before he finished speaking, Dai Mubai rushed out first, followed closely by the other four monsters carrying the gift box. They ran to Lin Po in a few quick steps, their smiles fawning.

"You're incredibly powerful, boss. You must already know what we brothers and sisters are thinking. What do you think?" Lin Po: "."

Is this thing really the God of War?
Even the cats at home are more arrogant than him!
Hey, I have to say, it's actually pretty fun!

On the other side, the sudden action gave the destructive reaction no time to stop it, and the group of people stood there dumbfounded.

Compared to Rong Nianbing's insidious cursing of Oscar and his group for their lack of martial ethics and their preemptive surrender, his intention to destroy the Four God Kings was much simpler.

After all, the Shrek Five Monsters' attitude was clear, and they could no longer deceive themselves and try to persuade them to stay.

Upon seeing this, the God of Life's eyes flickered, and in an instant, she understood the reason. She immediately sent a telepathic message to her husband.

"Little Purple, it's probably because the Asura killing intent he released after we exposed Tang San earlier scared these people!"

"Furthermore, the current God Realm Committee implicitly favors you, and your grudge against Tang San led them to make this decision!"

After hearing this, the God of Destruction nodded almost imperceptibly, feeling a deep sense of inner turmoil.

To be honest, they're just a few second-level gods; the divine realm really doesn't lack them.

With some effort and resources, he can still select a few exceptional individuals for the next generation and help them achieve godhood.

However, if they could be recruited to join their side, Tang San's expression upon finding out would be quite interesting.

Don't think you don't know that Zhou Weiqing, the God of Destruction, is actually very close to him in private!

Thinking of this, Destruction gritted his teeth.

In order to sever his obsession, he ultimately chose to go against his life's principles.

"God of War, if you abandon your betrayal and return to the God Realm, I, the God King of Destruction, swear before the central authority of the God Realm that I will protect you, my brothers and sisters!"

"Moreover, I will forgive and forget this incident of descending to the mortal realm without permission!"

However, before Dai Mubai could react, Lin Po was already unhappy.

Damn it! You've come all the way to steal my people, who do you think you are?!
But then I thought, this is a good opportunity to see what their attitude is!
Having made up his mind, Lin Po gently closed his lips, subtly minimizing his and Zhang Lexuan's presence.

Such subtle movements are almost imperceptible, but Dai Mubai, who was only half a meter away from Lin Po face to face, was clearly not one of them.

Having worked his way up through the years, he, with his keen intellect, immediately understood the big shot's thoughts.

Testing loyalty? I'm an expert at that!
Then he turned around, straightened his back, and strode forward in one smooth motion, followed by words that surprised everyone.

"Destruction God King, you son of a bitch! Don't try to shake our resolve to abandon darkness and embrace the light!"

At this moment, many years after Dai Mubai became a god, he showed the world the might of the God of War for the first time, which frightened the people around him so much that they almost ran away.

The four Shrek monsters stared dumbfounded at their leader, inwardly screaming:
Boss Dai, you can't play with your life like that! Good heavens!

However, despite their shouting, they were perfectly clear-headed at that moment, knowing that this was a declaration of loyalty to their faces.

Otherwise, where would the bigwigs get a sufficient reason to take them in?

As for the God of Destruction's promise, just take it as a joke.

He may be outspoken and bold, but that doesn't mean he'll protect them forever!
What if he's in a bad mood one day and deliberately arrives late, or perhaps he'll find an opportunity to settle scores later?

"God of War! Do you know what you just said?! You don't actually think that person from the lower realm can protect you, do you?!"

Upon hearing this, the God of Destruction felt his nose turn bright red and round, and his head grow a full head of colorful curly hair.

He never imagined that he would be insulted by a mere second-level god. As his aura surged, his face turned terrifyingly gloomy.

"Hmph! Mind your own business! *pfft*"

After saying that, Dai Mubai stepped forward again, blocking Oscar and the others, and single-handedly withstood all the destructive power of the gods.

Seeing this, Lin Po nodded in satisfaction, and then took the initiative to reveal his form to dispel the increasingly dense destructive divine power.

Regardless of what kind of person this guy was before, he's starting to take responsibility now.

At least they know how to protect people now.

"Destruction, you seem to look down on me?"

"We can't let you ruin this rare treat!"

(End of this chapter)