Pirate: It’s not a phantom beast, it’s a phantom god!

Chapter 164: Coaxing and deceiving
"Have you seen the future... Sister La seemed to have told me about it."

This is a memory from quite a while ago. When La was teaching Osi and Obei how to be domineering, he did talk about predicting the future.

But she didn't understand anything at the time, and when she recalls it now, it's just a bunch of terms she doesn't understand.

My head is itchy, I feel like I'm going to grow a brain.jpg
"In short, you won't be able to defeat me until your observation Haki reaches my level!"

Kaido said proudly, his mace on his shoulder.

"Huh? Why is this happening~"

"Isn't this just shameless..."

This kind of dung monster with a lot of misses really degrades the gaming experience.

"Hmph! There's no such thing as being shameless in a fight. The most important thing is to defeat your opponent."

"Get up quickly!"

"No~"

Osi, who had already sat up, lay back down upon hearing this.

"I can't touch you anyway, so there's no point in fighting anymore."

"Hey~ Life is like a wilderness. Sometimes lying down and letting things get bad is also an option. Maybe you can even see the scenery above your head that you have never noticed before~"

Osi, who was lying on his back, suddenly spoke in a deep voice, with a carefree look between his brows.

After all, if you know there is a tiger in the mountain, why not just not go there?
Sometimes people still need to come to terms with themselves.
"Stop trying to imitate your sister's nonsense here!"

"If you don't want to get up, I'll use the stick in my hand to help you get up!"

Kaido stabbed the mace directly into Ossi's head.

"Heh~ You're confident now, aren't you?"

Facing the imminent threat, Osi remained calm and just smiled.
"Boss Kaido~ You don't think you can catch up with my speed, do you?"

"As long as I don't think about attacking you, you can't even touch the corner of my clothes."

A high movement speed makes one speak with confidence.

Before the other party could say anything, a pair of wings suddenly grew out of Osi's back, and then he winked mischievously at Kaido above his head.

“(ω<)☆”

Kaido, who anticipated what the other party was going to do, immediately reached out to grab it, but was still a step too slow.

Osi moved horizontally along the ground, slipped out from under his crotch, and then flew high into the sky at an upward angle.

"Haha! I dominate the sky and my enemies will surrender to me!"

"Wuhu~"

Like a red flash of lightning, Osi instantly circled around Kaido more than ten times, and then planned to leave.

There is no doubt that she is extremely fast. In comparison, King and Kaido are like hand tractors.

"Don't run, wait a minute!"

"I haven't taught you the technique of Conqueror's Haki that I mentioned yet!"

"This is the most advanced technique. Once you learn it, you can beat anyone you want in this ocean!"

"Stop bragging. If you're really that powerful, how could you have been beaten like a dead fish last time?"

"If it weren't for Sister La, you might still be lying in bed, with Jin and Uncle Burfat taking turns feeding you shit and bringing you food."

"Tsk!"

Kaido is now more determined to make the little brat Osi learn the Conqueror's Haki Entanglement.

Otherwise, with her big mouth, one day she might be tied up by those old guys, put into a sack and sunk into the sea.

"It's okay if you don't learn now, but you still have to improve your observation and hearing color first."

"Otherwise, you won't even be able to fight back if you meet someone like me again."

"Don't think you're invincible just because you defeated Whitebeard's sons. There are countless powerful and strange abilities in this sea!"

"Without strong domineering aura, you might fall down any day!"

Kaido raised his head and shouted to Ossi in the sky.

"Then why don't I just stay at home? I'll stay with Sister La for the rest of my life and never go anywhere else."

Ossie continued to look hopeless.

But having said that, she doesn't really want to be a stay-at-home for the rest of her life.

Osi is still very interested in the various strange islands and cultures in the sea.

The last time they went to Sky Island, they only had a brief taste of it. Now that he has nothing to do, he won't let her go out alone, saying that he is afraid that she will be cheated.

Do you look deceptive?
Do you also think I'm stupid?
In short, Osi's current state is like the kind of mad, slacking off mode after losing a dozen games in a row and yelling, "What a crap game! I'm uninstalling it!"

After a few hours, when her sanity bar is full, she will start yelling again, "My fate is in my own hands, not in the hands of God"...

"Tsk! What a troublesome little brat!"

"How about this, if you can hit me again today, I'll give you a present." "Huh? A present?"

"Yes."

Kaido pulled out a pink card that looked quite fancy from his pocket.

"Is this... a bubble bath invitation?"

"Ah~ Boss Kaido is really a man~"

Ossi looked at the small, gold-stamped card with cake candles and pink hearts painted on it, which was full of girlish style, with a strange expression on his face.

"What bubble bath? This is an invitation to the founding ceremony of the 'Wan Guo'."

"After Lingling acquired all the islands in the Totland Sea, she is preparing to officially establish a nation."

Kaido explained.

"Yo~, Ling~ Ling~, you're calling me that in a very intimate way~"

"Old lover?"

"Besides, why did she invite us here? Isn't she just after our membership fees?"

"..."

For the first time, Kaido found it so tiring to talk to Ossi.

How come this person doesn't know anything? Does he just eat, drink and have fun every day?
"Charlotte Lingling and I were on the same boat before, so we're considered acquaintances."

"During the last attack on Beehive Island, she took the opportunity to annex all of Totland's territory. Now she's preparing to establish what she calls the 'Ten Thousand Kingdoms.'"

"As for why she invited us... that old woman just loves this kind of lively occasion. She used to always invite a bunch of people from the underworld to have tea parties."

'Big Mom's Tea Party' is very famous throughout the underground world and even the entire New World. Many underground bosses and other powerful forces get to know each other here.

They also often use tea parties as an opportunity to exchange information with each other.

This is also why the Big Mom Pirates are the best in the New World in terms of intelligence.

I have to say that Charlotte Lingling is a very capable woman even when she is not crazy.

"So this thing is an invitation?"

Osi looked at the small pink card in Kaido's hand and felt that it didn't look like a proper invitation at all.

"That's right, as long as you can beat me one more time, I'll let you go..."

"I do not want."

"Ok?"

"I don't want to attend any founding ceremony...it sounds so boring."

"Give this thing to whoever you want."

Ossi waved his hand in disdain. It sounded like a drudgery of standing for hours while someone read out a script in a dull voice.

Maybe you will be forced to look at some strange square formations.

"Really? That's a shame."

"After all, given Lingling's personality, there should be a lot of cakes and delicacies on the scene..."

[Um? ]
[cake?]
Shake ~ shake ~
Ossie's ahoge moved.

"I heard that every tea party used to have a ten-meter cake."

[Ten, ten meters high?!]
Swing~ Swing~
"This is the founding ceremony of the country. I'm sure that woman will have filled the entire island with all kinds of sweets."

"Maybe there's a cake as big as a villa."

[The whole island? A cake the size of a villa?]
Swing, swing, swing~
Somehow, even though my body doesn't need to worry about a balanced diet, I still strictly control the diet of these two little ones.

Every meal is a combination of meat and vegetables, and snacks such as small cakes are only eaten occasionally.

"Ah...it shouldn't be as big as the villa."

[I, I was saying, how could it be possible...]
"I'll probably just make a cake castle. After all, that old woman likes boring things like this."

"Guuuu~"

"I have to say, your little card successfully seduced me, Boss Kaido."

"Suck it~"

Ossi wiped his saliva and stretched out his right hand.

"Hand it over."

Seeing that the other party had taken the bait, Kaido put away the invitation.

"Hey! You know the rules!"

"If you want it, come and get it yourself!"

(End of this chapter)