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Chapter 310 Satan Retires

"No, that's impossible!"

Gabriel flailed his limbs, struggling frantically in the sky, clearly unable to accept the reality that he could not return to heaven.

Unfortunately, even the mighty Satan of Hell could not stop these chains that represented the will of all mankind, let alone an archangel who descended to earth.

And so, Gabriel was dragged toward hell by golden chains before everyone's eyes.

Unwilling to accept her fate of falling into hell, she exerted all her strength, unleashing her last holy light, which coalesced into a greatsword and fiercely slashed at the chains binding her.

But the moment the sword touched the chains, the greatsword formed of holy light shattered instantly.

The originally pure white light quickly turned black, transforming into streaks of black flame that spread upwards, climbing up her arms and back, burning away her pure white wings, leaving only half of the charred red wing roots...

Intense pain came from behind, but it was nothing compared to the collapse of my faith.

Gabriel instantly gave up resisting, raised his head listlessly, and looked up at the sky with trembling lips, saying:
"father?"

Before she could finish speaking, the golden chains tightened again, dragging her completely into the dark red crack.

After the cracks disappeared, everyone fell silent.

Lin Yu glanced at the sky but didn't say anything more.

Only Constantine gloated, giving Lin Yu a thumbs-up with admiration.

"As expected, experience counts! Your trick is much more ruthless than mine!"

Gabriel was not afraid of death. In the original story, after being defeated by Lucifer, she kept urging Constantine to kill her in order to prove the inferiority of human nature.

For such a fanatical religious angel, sending her to hell is far worse than killing her!
Lin Yu glanced at Constantine and shook his head, saying, "You misunderstand. The one making the judgment is not me, but you, and all of humanity on Earth..."

All of humanity?

Constantine was taken aback by what he heard, then stroked his chin thoughtfully.

"It's finally solved!"

Su Haoming stretched and let out a long sigh. He then patted Constantine on the shoulder and laughed, "Don't think about it. I think you should be more concerned about your livelihood!"

"……what?"

"What do you mean, 'ah'? You're an exorcist! My brother has driven all the demons in this world back to hell. Where are you going to find legitimate exorcism cases?"

"Oh, so that's what it is!"

Constantine finally realized what was happening, and immediately patted Su Haoming on the shoulder without a care in the world, saying confidently, "Don't worry, my business isn't just about exorcisms. I can do everything from house exorcisms to legal counsel and insurance consultations!"

"He really is a professional con artist!"

The crowd gave Constantine a disdainful look and silently distanced themselves from him.

Constantine, however, didn't seem to care at all. Instead, he took out his business cards from his pocket and handed them out to everyone with a big smile.

"Here's my contact information. Everyone, please don't be shy. If you encounter any paranormal events in the future, just give me a call. I guarantee I can cure you instantly!"

"..."

Bruce glanced at the phone number on the business card, silently accepted it, and thought that when he got back, he would have Alfred monitor Constantine's phone in real time to prevent him from doing anything that would 'harm only God and not John' again.

……

……

Just as Constantine was showing his true colors, hell next door was thrown into chaos.

Beneath the crimson sky, the earth rumbled and cracked, countless black fissures spreading throughout hell, from which raging flames burst forth.

Sulfur and toxic fumes shrouded the sky, and magma boiled endlessly, creating towering waves hundreds or even thousands of meters high.

Seeing this, all the devils and demons in hell trembled with fear.

They knew that only one supreme being in the entire hell could cause such an extraordinary phenomenon—

Satan of Hell, Lucifer!

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

In the very center of Hell, inside the heart of a violently erupting active volcano, Lucifer, dressed in a white suit, was furious, with a dark shadow behind him that blotted out the sky and twisted and writhed on the volcanic rock walls.

After being banished back to Hell by Lin Yu, Lucifer was unwilling to accept his fate and thus attempted to descend to Earth once more.

But each time, those three golden shields would relentlessly block his way, preventing him from entering the mortal realm.

Upon discovering this, Lucifer was furious.

Although he didn't interfere much in human affairs, it was because he didn't want to, not because he couldn't.

Now, Lin Yu has constructed a global magic array, forcibly shutting down the gates between hell and the human world.

This forceful action aroused Lucifer's strong rebellious and defiant spirit.

Unfortunately, the power of the magic array originates from the human world. Unless he relinquishes his position as Satan and abandons the hell dimension he has already refined, he will never be able to return to the human world.

...Wait, give up the position of Satan?

Lucifer, consumed by impotent rage, suddenly paused, then became thoughtful.

Yes, the reason he was blocked by the magic circle is because he represents the dimension of hell. But if he relinquishes his position as Satan, he can easily bypass the magic circle's barrier and sneak into the human world.

As the saying goes, once the thought of giving up arises, the world suddenly seems vast!

When the thought of retirement crossed Lucifer's mind, he suddenly realized that Lin Yu's magic array was actually nothing special.

Although the power is considerable, the judgment criteria are quite rigid, almost exclusively applicable to Heaven and Hell, and have no effect on other powerful beings, such as aliens like Clark.

As long as they distance themselves from Hell, Lucifer's methods will allow them to easily bypass the magic circle.

Anyway, his power doesn't just come from hell, and he made similar threats during his previous battle with Lin Yu. Now that he's retiring from the position of Satan, it might just be the right time!
With this thought in mind, Lucifer felt clear-headed and cheerful, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

He flashed and instantly appeared in another building.

Unlike the palaces of other powerful beings in Hell, the furniture and decor here are extremely modern. If it weren't for the dark red sky outside, the minimalist living room would look almost exactly like the human world.

On the leather sofa in the living room, a stunningly beautiful woman with dark hair sat holding a glass of red wine, staring at Lucifer with a look of astonishment.

Judging by appearance alone, this black-haired beauty is absolutely stunning. She has a gorgeous face, a slender figure, and wears a fitted black leather jacket. Her breasts are high and full, and every move she makes exudes a charming and beautiful aura.

In a hell teeming with hideous monsters, only one kind of creature can look like this—

Succubus!

Seeing the beautiful succubus on the sofa looking surprised, Lucifer smiled and said without hesitation:

"Maizejin, come with me to the human world!"

"...Where are you going?"

The succubus named Maizejin couldn't help but double-check, seemingly wondering if she was hallucinating.

"world!"

Lucifer said enthusiastically, "I'm planning to find a city there to enjoy my retirement and run a business that can conceal my identity without getting bored—by the way, what do you think of a bar?"

"not so good!"

Mazekin put down his glass, his brow furrowed as he stared at Lucifer. "You want to retire?" he asked.

"Of course!"

Lucifer walked up with a smile, picked up the glass of red wine, and drank it all in one gulp.

After finishing his drink, Lucifer swirled the glass and nodded in satisfaction.
"It's decided! It'll be a bar!"

"Who can blame me when I like both alcohol and a lively atmosphere?"

"..."

Maizejin's cheek muscles twitched slightly. After taking a deep breath, he asked in a deep voice, "And what about hell?"

"After you leave, they will surely fight for the position of Satan, and then Hell will once again be filled with bloodshed..."

Lucifer said calmly, "This is the norm in Hell!"

Upon hearing this, Maize Jin fell silent.

Lucifer curled his lips into a smile and said with a light laugh, "My dear Mazekin, let them kill each other!"

"I've suppressed them for hundreds of millions of years, it's time to let them vent!"

As he spoke, he turned around, looked out the window at the dark red sky, and took a deep breath.

The next second, a terrifying consciousness spread wildly like a raging sea, instantly sweeping across the entire hell and engulfing every hellish creature, including devils and demons.

"You scum!"

"Hell is yours now!"

"Because starting today, I'm officially retiring!"

An incredibly arrogant voice echoed in the ears of every hellish creature.

All the demons and devils fell silent, seemingly unable to believe the words they had heard.

But the next second, the entire hell erupted in chaos, with terrifying and evil auras rising from all corners of hell.

In the dark, damp, gray palace, a gigantic, hideous monster, resembling a stitch-together fly, octopus, and demon, sat on a grotesque throne constructed entirely of pale limbs. It excitedly waved its thick tentacles, drawing in all the demons and imps in the palace, and sucking their flesh and souls with its grotesque mouthparts.

In the colossal black city resembling a heavenly holy city, a tall, robust, handsome yet sinister fallen angel with two curved demon horns on his forehead suddenly stood up, his face filled with excitement as he looked in the direction from which the sound came.

Before him stood Gabriel, now without wings, in the hall, staring blankly into the void before him…

With just one sentence, all the demon kings and lords who were famous in the human world became excited.

Just as many hell lords were eager to vie for the position of Satan vacated by Lucifer, Lin Yu in the human world was unaware that Lucifer would keep his promise so faithfully.

I said I wouldn't be Satan, and I mean it; I don't want to waste even a day!
Of course, even if Lin Yu knew, he wouldn't be too surprised, since there is such a semi-retired version of Lucifer in many DC spin-off series.

He's more concerned with the legacy left by the Owl Court than with the potential bar owner.

After resolving the Gabriel issue, Su Haoming handed Angela from the crystal ball to Constantine, and then left Gotham with Lin Yu. After interrogating the white-masked man, they rushed to the abandoned factory before Batman could reach it...

(End of this chapter)