Siheyuan: I Called the Police at the Beginning

In front of everyone, Geng Pingan gently placed his hand on the big man's skull.

Then, the big man let out an extremely shrill scream.

Then his eyes began to roll back rapidly, and he started foaming at the mouth.

Then, amidst a violent, epileptic-like tremor, his eyes and ears became slanted and crooked.

Amidst the terrifying, heart-wrenching, and agonizing screams of the burly man that exceeded the limits of human endurance.

Those few seconds felt like an eternity to everyone.

After Geng Ping'an released the big man from his grasp.

His entire body had slumped to the ground like a noodle, and at the same time, his eyes had become clear and foolish.

It was drooling and occasionally twitching on the ground.

It's clear that this person is ruined, and there's a high probability that he's become an idiot.

In an instant, everyone moved as far away from Geng Ping'an as possible, including many guests with ordinary martial arts skills.

They were already used to it, and immediately ran out frantically, partly to save their lives and partly to take the opportunity to skip out on their bill.

It turned out to be the case.

Through the memories of the Great Han, Geng Ping'an finally learned which world he had come to.

It's a madcap martial arts world from a novel.

That's why these customers are so skilled, and why the hawking sounds and certain situations along the way sound so strange and bizarre to him.

Here, every martial artist is a yandere lunatic.

He wouldn't just kill without blinking an eye; he might even get upset if he walked too fast.

They'll follow you all the way to your house as guests, and then, regardless of age or gender, they'll threaten to kill your entire family, not even sparing a single dog.

In short, the martial artists in this world truly do whatever they want, and have no bottom line or clear sexual orientation.

For example, among many martial artists, there are actually more female flower thieves than male flower thieves.

Not to mention handsome men who catch my eye, even an ugly eighty-year-old beggar, as long as I'm in the mood...

They could all drag him into a dark room and do whatever they wanted to him.

He even boasted about it by twisting off his head as a collectible, and would occasionally take it out to play League of Legends.

For example, when the young master with kidney deficiency traveled, it wasn't four old men carrying his sedan chair anymore.

Instead, he went even further, making people his foot pads, or even turning them into a powerful medicine. When he felt weak on the road, he would simply swallow her and merge with her.

There's also the practice of jointly cultivating the Yin-Yang Dao and the transformation of heaven and man.

Madness about this world.

Even Geng Ping'an had to exclaim "Wow!" after seeing it.

When the K-President in his personal space arrived, he would praise him as a fellow traveler.

Therefore, Geng Ping'an discovered that what he thought were fierce actions were not cruel and perverse enough.

They still couldn't intimidate those unscrupulous martial artists.

Originally, Geng Ping'an was thinking of avoiding some trouble.

He is not afraid of retaliation.

However, if various martial artists see him as a fat sheep, it will attract countless people along the way who will covet his wealth.

He was constantly surrounded by all sorts of idiots along the way.

Too annoying.

But now it seems that he can only become more eccentric in order not to become an outsider in this world.

Only then can one truly understand the inner world of these mentally ill individuals.

Engage with them on an equal footing.

In other words, if you're going crazy with me, then I'll be even crazier than you.

You're going to kill an entire family and get them all pregnant, young and old.

Then I can create a race all by myself.

I want everyone in the city to keep giving birth to babies for me 24 hours a day.

He became a monstrous figure, considered a great demon even by martial artists in this world.

Otherwise, his attempt to make an example of someone would have no effect whatsoever.

Don't forget, he also carries various blessings and inscriptions from the gods of the Krishnamurti lineage.

There were already some unusual blessing entries.

The effect is even more pronounced in this world.

Even Geng Ping'an began to suspect that his random arrival in a world so perfectly aligned with the K-system might be due to these blessed titles.

The title of the former ruler he possesses will surely attract the favor of more and stronger eccentric martial artists.

Even the attention of the big boss behind the scenes.

And clearly, these eccentrics' goodwill is not a good thing.

Knowing that his soul-searching techniques were not terrifying or insane enough.

Geng Ping'an understood what he needed to do.

Star Absorbing Technique!

With a shout, and amidst the increasingly terrified gazes of the crowd, Geng Ping'an did not spare the big man's other two companions.

Instead, he secretly used his divine power to simulate the most cruel version of the Star Absorbing Technique he knew, one that could absorb vital energy and spirit.

The two burly men were like rag dolls being wantonly trampled upon.

Amid cries of alarm and pleas for mercy.

Both of them were pulled into his hand by an irresistible, immense suction force.

Then they saw two people shrink drastically and turn black in an instant.

It was shocking that Geng Ping'an had cruelly drained all his blood, flesh, and vital energy.

Finally, the two turned into two curled-up, black, withered dough balls with vaguely visible facial features and limbs.

Only residue remained.

clap clap!

It fell to the ground with two crisp sounds.

This time, Geng Ping'an displayed even more perverse and insane methods.

Finally, even the few experts who could still sit steadily at the table and eat in peace couldn't help but frown slightly.

A bit of a secret.

It seems the fat sheep in front of us is really pretending to be weak while actually being strong; I wonder what kind of tricks it's using.

It can actually absorb the blood, flesh, and internal energy of other martial artists.

Wouldn't that be a divine skill?

It can rapidly increase one's own strength and inner power.

So what does cannibalism matter? To become stronger, they eat insects, feces, and even the bodily fluids of men of the same sex. There's nothing they wouldn't dare to eat.

In short, he was determined to obtain this powerful divine skill.

Well, Geng Ping'an isn't crazy after all; no matter how well he pretends, it's still an act.

With his ordinary mindset, he thought that by behaving so abnormally, he could blend in with these crazy people or not seem so special.

However, if the madman's thoughts could be deciphered, he wouldn't be the madman everyone fears.

Instead, they developed a strong interest in Geng Ping'an.

Even though he knew he couldn't beat Geng Ping'an.

Geng Ping'an's methods are terrifying and bizarre.

But they still wanted to kill Geng Ping'an and obtain the divine skill of the Star Absorbing Technique from him.

And a madman is a madman.

There was absolutely no premeditated planning or sneak attack.

He made no attempt to conceal his desire for Geng Ping'an's divine skills, and immediately spoke up.

"We, the Five Demons of the Yellow Sands, want your skill. If you refuse, we'll eliminate you first, then kill you and then eliminate you again!"

"court death."

Even after discovering that he had used the Soul Searching Technique and the Star Absorbing Skill, these martial artists were not afraid of him.

Instead, she stared at him with even more intense eyes, as if she had seen delicious food.

Geng Pingan only felt nauseous.

Because of the several middle-aged men speaking in front of them.

They were all incredibly ugly, and all of them were bald.

It looks just like the legendary kappa.

And surprisingly, his skin actually took on a striking bluish-green hue.

It's unclear whether it's something he was born with, or something that developed from practicing certain techniques. (End of Chapter)