Siheyuan: I Called the Police at the Beginning

Chapter 125 Rent Halved
They took go-karts with Lin Wanyu to an apartment.

Geng Ping'an was just watching as a wedding was taking place.

Seeing this, Geng Ping'an knew he had arrived at his destination, the very place where the storyline, soon to be renamed Love Apartment, began.

"Wanyu, this is the place."

After getting to know each other better, Geng Ping'an had quietly changed how the two addressed each other.

Relatively close.

If you didn't know them well, you might think it was a term of endearment between lovers.

The carefree Lin Wanyu paid no attention to such details and was completely unaware of Geng Ping'an's ill intentions.

He said it with a question in his mind.

"This place isn't called Love Apartment."

Seeing Lin Wanyu's adorable, dazed look, Geng Ping'an smiled.

"Let me tell you a secret: I can tell fortunes, so this is the Love Apartment."

"It's just that the legendary fate hasn't happened yet. Just wait a little longer, and you'll see the Love Apartment you're looking for."

He led Lin Wanyu into the bustling community square.

Many guests have already arrived, and the entire community has been decorated with festive wedding decorations.

Flowers and balloons are essential.

Seeing this, Lin Wanyu couldn't help but feel happy.

Because she had only ever attended high society banquets before, this kind of down-to-earth wedding scene was quite different.

He had never been in contact with it before.

This was the first time she had attended a wedding attended by ordinary people.

Even though Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu are actually quite wealthy, as they are landlords who own an entire building.

Otherwise, they wouldn't have been able to easily change the building's name and offer such a large, unprofitable discount as an incentive.

Couples get half-price rent and free utilities.

But compared to Lin Wanyu's status, they were undoubtedly insignificant and could only be considered ordinary people.

Like a cheerful little rabbit, it ran around the wedding venue.

Geng Ping'an had not yet seen Hu Yifei, who was as still as a cunning rabbit and as swift as a mad dog.

It seems she's still backstage preparing for her wedding and can't get away.

As time went on, Geng Ping'an spotted Lu Ziqiao, whose features were quite distinctive, lurking suspiciously outside the square.

Then suddenly his expression and demeanor changed.

He pretended to be a confident gentleman and walked into the square to freeload.

Knowing that Lu Ziqiao was about to sell fake medicine, which caused the priest to have diarrhea and he was mistaken for the priest.

A hilarious scene where someone had to step in to save the day.

Geng Ping'an had no intention of stopping him; instead, he planned to watch the live version and even add fuel to the fire.

Let's see if Lu Ziqiao, with his cleverness, can still perfectly cover up his lie.

And at this time.

Geng Pingan saw another familiar face.

Chen Meijia, who is currently homeless, will soon pretend to be a couple with Lu Ziqiao in order to get a 50% rent reduction.

Geng Ping'an had no particular feelings about Chen Meijia.

The plan is to let her continue her love-hate relationship with Lü Ziqiao.

After all, this kid is too silly. If it were a cute little girl acting cute, he could tolerate it.

But Chen Meijia is quite old, and her appearance doesn't fit his aesthetic standards.

He prefers beauties with the same气质 (qi zhi, a kind of refined elegance) as Lin Wanyu and Nuolan.

Moreover, Chen Meijia's figure seems to be of the washboard type.

I didn't intend to strike up a conversation with Chen Meijia.

But perhaps his luck here is just too strong, the kind of protagonist who can pick up unexpected wealth just by walking around.

Chen Meijia just happened to walk into his identity.

For some reason, I stumbled and tripped over something.

Then, his body moved uncontrollably toward Geng Ping'an.

It could be considered that the beautiful woman willingly offered herself up to the wolf.

Unfortunately, Geng Ping'an really didn't like this girl and didn't want to accept God's good intentions.

He reached out and helped Chen Meijia up.

Geng Ping'an helped her regain her footing and immediately released his hands from hers without hesitation.

He said, "Miss, are you alright?"

"It's okay, it's okay, you're so handsome."

Chen Meijia is a brainless foodie and a looks-obsessed person.

Upon seeing that the man who helped her was so handsome, she immediately blurted out what was on her mind without thinking.

They believed it was her destined marriage.

The man in front of me is such a gentleman and so handsome.

It seems she's going to have a lucky day with potential suitors.

"Thank you for the compliment."

After making a polite remark, Geng Ping'an did not respond to Chen Meijia's abruptness.

Then he patted her on the shoulder and prepared to leave.

Unfortunately, Chen Meijia is someone who doesn't know how to read other people's expressions.

It was impossible to tell that Geng Ping'an had no interest in him at all.

She looked incredibly shy and leaned forward, chattering incessantly.

"Of course, of course. Are you single? No, do you have a girlfriend? What do you think of me?"

It has to be said that Chen Meijia, though seemingly shy, was always blunt and outspoken, making Geng Ping'an look at her as if she were a pervert.

As a girl, she has no self-respect.

Is it true that as long as the other person is handsome, she would be happy to go to a hotel room?

But based on her relationship with Lü Ziqiao...

She should still be a virgin.

So, the blame lies with him for being too handsome, which made Chen Meijia, who was already a fangirl, unable to resist.

Completely captivated by his handsomeness, she abandoned all moral boundaries.

Shaking his head, Geng Ping'an was still not interested in Chen Meijia's invitation and bluntly rejected her.

He said, "I have girlfriends, quite a few, and I've married several wives."

They didn't pay any attention to the fact that there were significant logical problems with Geng Ping'an's words.

In today's society, if you have several girlfriends, people can still call you a "player."

But how many wives do you marry?

Regardless of whether they can fight or not, it's a constant battleground.

Even the law doesn't allow it.

Chen Meijia's dilemma was that Geng Ping'an actually had a wife.

Thus, her relationship ended before it even began.

After all, the man she's interested in is married. No matter how much she likes his looks, she can't just knowingly become a mistress.

Moreover, Geng Ping'an's words undoubtedly reminded her of someone she didn't like.

That's Lu Ziqiao, the playboy and scumbag.

She disliked her childhood sweetheart, and they both loathed each other.

You have to understand that what she dislikes most about Lu Ziqiao is his scumbag behavior—he falls in love with every woman he meets.

I wonder how many innocent young girls he has betrayed and deceived.

If it weren't for Lu Ziqiao being such a jerk.

Despite Chen Meijia's constant expressions of disapproval and condemnation of his philandering, it's not true that Chen Meijia is always right.

The two probably got married naturally a long time ago.

Ok.

Given Chen Meijia's cerebellum capacity, her emotions come and go quickly.

He knew that although Geng Ping'an was his type, he was already taken.

Chen Meijia is no longer troubled.

She sighed inwardly, realizing that she and Geng Ping'an were destined to be apart.

Chen Meijia had even imagined a dramatic love story in her mind; she did like Geng Ping'an's type.

Unfortunately, though he was interested in her, she was not, and their relationship was destined to have no future.

Therefore, it's better to give up early and cut your losses in time.

Thinking of this, the clear, foolish look in Chen Meijia's eyes disappeared.

He revealed a wise expression that said, "We are about to part ways."

Said it firmly.

"Okay, you have a wife, so it's impossible for us. I won't bother you anymore." Alright.

He watched helplessly as Chen Meijia gave an irrelevant answer, lost in her own fantasy.

Geng Pingan shook his head speechlessly.

As long as she doesn't bother me, I'm happy.

Who was that person just now?

Just as Chen Meijia left, Lin Wanyu suddenly appeared from not far away.

Looking at Chen Meijia, he asked in a slightly awkward tone.

Perhaps at this moment, Lin Wanyu did not realize that she had some unusual feelings for Geng Ping'an.

It has begun to cross the line of friendship.

She was jealous without even realizing it.

Although we only spent less than half a day together.

But because of Geng Ping'an's outstanding looks, as well as his unprecedented temperament and eloquence.

She was unconsciously drawn to Geng Ping'an.

"I don't know her. She just tripped and fell down, and I helped her up."

Geng Ping'an's words made Lin Wanyu subconsciously breathe a sigh of relief.

But the next second, Geng Ping'an's words made her heart tighten and she felt inexplicably sour.

"This young lady is really bold. She actually asked me directly if I had a girlfriend. It was our first meeting, and she was already lusting after my body."

Geng Ping'an said this half-jokingly.

This made Lin Wanyu feel a sense of crisis.

Lin Wanyu is undoubtedly rather oblivious and naive when it comes to her own feelings.

Otherwise, in the original novel, she wouldn't have had such a ridiculous and endearing relationship with a silly boy like Lu Zhanbo.

For a moment, Lin Wanyu didn't know how to speak to Geng Ping'an.

Fortunately, Lu Ziqiao's voice, feigning composure, suddenly came through the loudspeakers in the square.

The opening remarks, delivered in a mix of Chinese and English, left even the well-informed Lin Wanyu stunned.

She even began to doubt whether there was something wrong with her ears.

"Fellow villagers, welcome to the wedding of the two newlyweds."

It’s too late.

It was clear that Lin Wanyu was somewhat distraught.

Geng Ping'an interrupted, "The wedding has started. This is going to be a good show. Let's watch."

After a flimsy opening speech...

Lu Ziqiao finally unleashed his ultimate move.

Play celebratory English songs to pass the time.

However, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just returned from the TV station and considered himself the director of the neighborhood committee, was not to be outdone.

He believed the wedding should be held according to his plan.

He snatched a microphone from another spot and said in a smirk.

"Hello everyone, the moon represents my heart, I am a good man, I am Zeng Xiaoxian!"

"I will support this wedding."

“Play music!”

Following Zeng Xiaoxian's instructions.

The English songs playing in the background were cut off and replaced with the retro classic "Phoenix Seeking Its Mate".

The sound of the suona resounded throughout the square.

The expressions on the faces of the people who were enjoying the music almost went out of control.

A few seconds passed.

Once he realized what was happening, Lü Ziqiao got his revenge.

They cut off the suona and continued playing music.

For a moment, neither of them would give in.

In stark contrast, English love songs and suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument) performances rose and fell in succession.

This led to an unusual farce unfolding at the wedding.

If it were an ordinary couple, a perfectly good wedding would probably be ruined by Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian's completely out-of-control and oblivious-to-everyone-against-themselves fighting.

Fortunately, the couple's names were not chosen incorrectly for this wedding.

They are all very simple and good-natured people.

Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu were not angry at Zeng Xiaoxian and Lü Ziqiao's secret rivalry and meddling.

On the contrary, I felt that this unprecedented and bizarre wedding was quite nice.

I sincerely thank the two priests and the neighborhood committee director for their great help.

then.

The newlyweds finally got down to business.

"We believe in love, so we are about to rename this place Love Apartment to witness our meeting and falling in love."

"Wow, look! It really is Love Apartment."

"Yes, I told you I wasn't lying to you."

She realized this was the Love Apartment she was looking for.

Lin Wanyu was extremely excited, and she became even more convinced that this was the place she was destined for.

"We need to rent an apartment."

Arriving at the Love Apartment building with Lin Wanyu, Geng Pingan and Lin Wanyu chose a room that they could move into immediately.

The apartment is decorated warmly and brightly, and it has a considerable area.

This was the room next to Hu Yifei and the others, which was originally supposed to be where she lived with Hu Yifei, Tang Youyou, and the others.

There wasn't much ink.

Geng Pingan and Lin Wanyu checked in immediately with their bags.

Regardless of what Lin Wanyu was thinking, Geng Ping'an certainly had ill intentions.

This was his first time sharing an apartment with a beautiful female roommate.

This is the first time I've encountered a pure and innocent romantic environment.

Meanwhile, Geng Pingan also witnessed a good show from the side.

Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao pretended to be a couple in front of everyone in order to get a 50% rent reduction.

They wanted people to believe they were a real couple, not someone trying to scam money.

Chen Meijia and her partner, feeling guilty, looked at everyone with dirty eyes and began to flaunt their affection in front of everyone like clowns.

cough cough.

Geng Ping'an didn't know if others had noticed their secret.

Anyway, Geng Ping'an, who knew the two's background, felt extremely embarrassed.

On the first day, Geng Pingan finally met Zeng Xiaoxian, Hu Yifei, and others.

However, I didn't greet them or get to know them.

Anyway, they'll have plenty of time in the future and gradually realize how good they are to each other.

She ended up living in an apartment with Lin Wanyu.

Geng Ping'an began to gentlemanly carry Lin Wanyu's meager belongings into the room.

Then he said.

"To celebrate moving into our new home, I'll cook a delicious meal myself."

"Don't let my youth fool you, my cooking skills are even better than those of a five-star Michelin chef. I guarantee you'll rave about the food."

The "God of Cookery" skill was actually a sign-in reward that Geng Ping'an obtained in the Siheyuan world.

Having lived through several worlds, he hasn't cooked for himself in a long time.

But this time, in order to impress Lin Wanyu, he decided to show her what he had to do.

It's often said that the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach.

Lin Wanyu is indeed the eldest daughter of the Lin family, and she must have dined at quite a few high-end restaurants.

But Geng Ping'an believes.

Lin Wanyu must have never tasted his cooking skills, which far surpass those of a state banquet chef.

Even if Lin Wanyu isn't a foodie.

With his continued feeding her in the days to come, Lin Wanyu would definitely not be able to escape his clutches.

"Okay, I believe in you."

The proper etiquette was a way of reciprocating Geng Ping'an's kindness.

Lin Wanyu didn't really believe that Geng Ping'an's cooking skills were really better than those of a professional chef.

But even if he's bragging.

Lin Wanyu was still willing to cooperate with Geng Ping'an's performance.

Since they met this morning, Geng Ping'an has always made a very good impression on her.

(End of this chapter)