Simultaneous travel: all abstract fun people

Chapter 255: In the Song Dynasty, I was a Song Dynasty person; in Dali, I was a Dali person.

"I think we can't miss this excitement."

"So, I decided to take Azi to Bright Peak to join in the fun."

"Maybe I can even save a few chivalrous women from reputable sects while I'm at it."

"A demonic witch isn't out of the question either."

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately became interested.

Fei Yan Luo Jie complained, "You're trying to steal Zhang Wuji's main quest."

Marvel's Roger nodded in agreement: "That's true."

"You're a man who's practically a protagonist now."

"This isn't about piggybacking on someone else's storyline; it's about tearing up someone else's script and writing your own."

Roger rolled his eyes upon hearing this:
Am I really that exaggerated?

"I don't have a Wudang father, a Mingjiao mother, an Emei childhood sweetheart, or a Mongolian princess chasing after me every day."

"How could I steal someone else's spotlight?"

"but."

Roger paused, a meaningful glint in his eyes.

"I can snatch a few women, though."

Zombie Roger asked, "For example?"

Roger cleared his throat and said in a natural tone, "For example, the female knights of Emei, or the princesses of Mongolia."

Marvel's Roger joked with a smile, "Let the little Mongolian princess see what the strength of the Song Dynasty men is like."

Roger glanced at him and corrected him:
"I am from Dali."

Roger Feiyan couldn't help but laugh out loud: "You guys can even tell nationalities apart?"

"The maps are all a mess."

Luo Jie, a martial arts expert, retorted, "I'm not like some of those people. I'm a Song Dynasty citizen in the Song Dynasty and a Dali citizen in Dali."

"However, I can learn from a certain predecessor and establish a new dynasty."

Marvel Roger corrected, "Your predecessor was going backwards, not a real time traveler."

"Moreover, the new dynasty is not as good as the Ming dynasty."

Roger, annoyed, said, "What's wrong with reversing?"

"We Paradox Interactive players love to go backwards; the more backward we are, the stronger we become."

"Moreover, in my world of martial arts, there was the Ming Dynasty, but it was destroyed long ago."

"Later, various warlords vied for supremacy, and the Song Dynasty, the Qing Dynasty, the Jin Dynasty, and the Khitan emerged."

Zombie Roger stayed in Bengbu: "They all have mixed worldviews, but your world is especially chaotic."

……

In a vast desert in the world of martial arts.

Yellow sand filled the sky, the wind swept away the remaining clouds, and the world was a vast expanse of desolation.

Roger slowly opened his eyes, stretched, and loosened his muscles.

He looked up at the sky.

Not far away, a red sun slowly rose, turning the entire desert into a golden yellow.

Roger turned his head and saw a girl lying next to him, wrapped in a cloak and fast asleep, her face flushed and drool still on her lips.

The girl was dressed in purple, with a graceful figure, fair skin, and a beautiful face. Although her eyes were closed, her eyelashes trembled.

It was indeed Azi.

Roger raised his foot and kicked her in the butt:
"Wake up, the sun's already high in the sky."

Ah Zi groaned a few times, rolled over, and muttered:

"Making such a racket so early in the morning, how can anyone get any sleep?"

Roger chuckled and shook his head: "You silly girl, do you sleep until noon every day even in the Starry Sky Sect?"

"Wouldn't Ding Chunqiu feed you to poisonous insects?"

Upon hearing this, Azi immediately sat up, rubbing her eyes with a disdainful expression:
"What a joke, you think I'm afraid of Old Monster Ding?"

"Besides, I am one of his most outstanding disciples."

Roger raised an eyebrow: "One of them?"

"So that means there's more than one?"

Azi nodded confidently: "So what?"

"Anyway, I am the senior sister of the Xingxiu Sect."

Roger laughed, "The senior sister who stole the sect's treasure?"

Azi glared at Roger and huffed, "What do you know?"

"In the Starry Sky Sect, who isn't shouting 'Long live the master!' while secretly plotting to stab you in the back?"

"If I didn't live by flattery, I would have died long ago."

Roger nodded and said seriously, "Not bad, not bad. It seems the Starry Sky Sect has taught you quite well."

"So from today onwards, you'll be flattering me every day."

Azi was taken aback: "Huh? Why?"

Roger pointed to himself, his tone matter-of-fact:

"Because I caught you."

"And I'm your brother-in-law."

Azi curled her lip in disgust: "You say I'm from the Duan family of Dali, who knows if it's true or not."

"If it's true, then I am the Princess of Dali!"

"You, a mere prince consort, dare to order me around?"

Roger smiled and retorted calmly:
"Don't even mention that you haven't been granted the title of princess yet."

"Even the King of Dali treated me with utmost respect."

Azi snorted coldly: "Bullshit, I don't believe it."

Roger reached out and flicked her forehead.

"pain!!"

Azi covered her forehead and jumped away.

"Why did you hit me?"

Roger shrugged: "Let you pack your bags."

Azi angrily packed her luggage, muttering, "When I find a chance, I'll make you pay."

After unpacking her luggage, she ate some dry food and casually asked:

"By the way, the six major sects gathered at Bright Peak to besiege the Ming Cult."

"What are you doing, a nobody from a small sect, getting involved in this mess?"

Roger smiled upon hearing this: "You look down on our Wuliang Sword Sect?"

"Do you think the Wuliang Sword Sect is still that small, insignificant sect hiding in the mountains of Yunnan practicing swordsmanship?"

"Now we are a renowned sect in the Central Plains."

Ah Zi sneered, "Isn't that right?"

"I've never heard of the Wuliang Sword Sect."

Roger nodded: "That's normal."

"Because the Starry Sky Sect you come from is too unorthodox."

“It’s normal for disciples from small-town sects to be ignorant.”

Azi glared at him defiantly: "That's regional discrimination."

Roger waved his hand: "This is not discrimination, it's the truth."

"Hurry up and finish eating before we hit the road."

Azi took a bite of her dry rations, frowned, and asked him, "Aren't you going to eat something?"

Roger smiled faintly: "I cultivate immortality, and I've long been able to abstain from grains."

Azi looked at him suspiciously: "You're lying."

"Old Ding also said he was a cultivator of immortality, but he was just pretending to be a god."

Roger raised an eyebrow: "You actually compared me to Ding Chunqiu?"

"And you think I'm lying to you?"

Azi nodded seriously: "I think you're talking nonsense."

Roger sighed and said earnestly, "As expected, the disciples sent by the Starry Sky Sect don't even have basic manners."

"You just wait to go back to Dali, I'm going to hire some etiquette teachers for you."

"Start with how to speak less elegantly."

Azi retorted defiantly, "That's still better than being a charlatan pretending to be a god."

Roger was too lazy to argue: "You don't understand the realm of cultivators."

"Alright, we should get going."

Upon hearing this, Azi obediently carried her luggage, grumbling as she followed, still muttering to herself:
"I'd like to see how long you can go without food."

Not long after the two left, a group of people appeared on a sand dune not far away.

(End of this chapter)