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Chapter 246 Are Western Giant Lizards Dragons? Chinese Dragons Should Look Like Chinese Dragons

Roger stroked his chin: "The Dragon Emperor's coffin should be there."

Si Mu watched in stunned silence: "This is too extravagant."

"I've been transporting corpses for so many years, and I've never seen a cemetery like this before."

Roger grabbed Four-Eyes' arm, cast a spell, and a cloud of auspiciousness slowly rose beneath his feet.

"Let's go, let's go up to the sky and take a look."

Before long, the two arrived at the gate of the Heavenly Palace.

He raised his hand and knocked on the door: "Is anyone home?"

"The Underworld Express has arrived. Please sign for your reincarnation notice."

There was dead silence inside the door.

Roger snorted coldly, his eyes turning icy:
"You're asking for it, aren't you?"

He transformed into a door-breaking prince, kicking the door open with a mighty thud.

boom! ! !
With a loud bang, the gates of the floating palace opened.

Si Mu watched in stunned silence: "Mr. Luo, your method of breaking into the door is too professional."

Roger dusted off his feet and said calmly, "Of course, I'm a professional demolisher of illegal buildings."

Before the words had even finished, a clear and captivating voice came from the depths of the Heavenly Palace:
"who?"

Immediately afterwards, a beautiful young woman dressed in ancient costume slowly walked over.

She is none other than Princess Yu Shu!
Two thousand years of living in the cemetery has not aged her; on the contrary, she seems to grow younger with age, as if she has just had a high-end spa treatment.

Yu Shu looked at Roger and Simu, and asked warily:
"Who are you?"

Roger didn't answer, but squinted at her for a few seconds before confirming her identity:
"Are you Yu Shu?"

Upon hearing this, a hint of surprise flashed in Yu Shu's eyes: "You know me?"

"Are you the reinforcements that Ogawa sent?"

Upon hearing this, Roger immediately offered a perfunctory reply:

"Ah, yes, yes."

Yu Shu was overjoyed upon hearing this: "That's wonderful! I knew Xiao Chuan wouldn't abandon me."

Roger nodded: "Mhm."

After saying that, he raised his hand and waved his hand, his magic power surging, directly capturing Yu Shu's soul and throwing it into his own little world.

How dare a mere woman disturb my peace of mind?

Roger began looking around the Heavenly Palace, searching for the Dragon Emperor's coffin.

Suddenly, his gaze settled on a floating jade coffin at the very center and highest point of the Heavenly Palace.

Four Eyes noticed it too and couldn't help but ask, "Is that the Dragon Emperor's coffin?"

Roger nodded and said seriously:

"It should be right."

Si Mu swallowed hard: "Mr. Luo, are we not going to recruit him as well?"

Roger smiled and said, "Of course."

"After all, the Terracotta Warriors now have official positions; we can't just let their bosses continue to lie around collecting dust, can we?"

"After all, he was the first emperor. Just give him the title of Ghost Emperor and arrange for him to be the honorary chairman of the underworld or something."

After saying that, he slowly walked towards the floating jade coffin, his eyes filled with anticipation.

Roger simply raised his foot and kicked.

boom!
The coffin lid flew off with a thud.

Sure enough, a terracotta warrior was lying quietly in the coffin.

Upon seeing this, Roger immediately activated the power of the Rat Talisman.

Transform stillness into movement!

The next second, the terracotta warrior's eyes suddenly opened.

The Dragon Emperor has been resurrected!
However, the Dragon Emperor had just woken up when his first reaction was not to thank his savior, but to spew out a mouthful of flames!
"call!!!"

The blazing flames swept in and instantly engulfed Roger.

Si Mu was startled: "Mr. Luo!"

Roger stood in the fire unharmed, merely brushing the sparks off his clothes.
"It's like a dog biting Lü Dongbin, not recognizing a kind heart."

"I thought you came here to seek refuge, but it turns out you're here for a barbecue?"

Roger possesses the power of Shendu, making fire immunity a standard feature. Taming an opponent's fire-based skills is no problem for him.

Roger had a sudden thought, and the ball of flame circled around him before obediently betraying his side.

Just as Roger was about to start teaching this ancient relic a lesson.

The Dragon Emperor's body suddenly twisted violently!
His body suddenly swelled up, and three heads suddenly emerged from different directions, with wings and a tail growing from his back.

It turned into a three-headed dragon!

Si Mu was dumbfounded: "What kind of look is this?"

"Isn't this a foreign dragon?"

Roger looked at the Dragon Emperor in front of him, a mix of Chinese and Western styles with a completely drastically changed appearance, and couldn't help but complain in his heart.

As expected, The Mummy 3 is the worst portrayal of Qin Shi Huang ever made.

The plot is one thing, but even the character design is like a Western giant lizard.

Even the Holy Lord looks more like a Chinese dragon than this thing.

No matter what, the Holy Lord's soul state still retains some of the qualities of an Eastern dragon.

However, since the goal is to build a multinational underworld corporation, a combination of Chinese and Western elements is not out of the question.

As long as they can obey orders, we'll take in even a hydra, let alone a three-headed dragon.

Roger looked up at the Dragon Emperor, his tone calm yet undeniably authoritative:

"I command you to join my underworld startup team."

"The benefits are quite generous, including not only free meals and accommodation, but also comprehensive posthumous benefits."

"Now, you either obey me, or I'll expose your true colors and you'll have to go through the interview again."

The Dragon Emperor opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.

But before he could even speak, Roger slapped him away!
"I can't stand it, it's too ugly, let's beat it up first."

The Dragon Emperor tumbled in the air to regain his footing and roared, "How dare you insult..."

Before he could finish speaking, Roger had already charged forward.

"call!!!"

A burst of flames erupted, engulfing the entire area and threatening to burn the heavenly palace to ashes.

Unfortunately, Roger ignored the flames, soared into the air, and pounced directly in front of the Dragon Emperor.

He raised his hand and tore it open.

"Crack!"

The Dragon Emperor's two heads were forcibly torn off, turning him from a three-headed giant lizard into an ordinary giant lizard.

The Dragon Emperor let out a miserable cry, his body twisting violently, his tail sweeping and his wings flapping wildly.

But Roger didn't give him a chance at all.

He delivered another elbow strike, then tore off the pair of unsightly chicken wings and threw them on the ground.

Si Mu stood by, dumbfounded: "Mr. Luo, what are you doing?"

Roger began by saying, "Applicants for the position of Ghost Emperor need to manage their image."

"Three heads and two wings, it doesn't meet the aesthetic standards of our underworld at all."

He continued working as he spoke.

But just as he was forcibly shaping the Dragon Emperor into a Chinese dragon.

The Dragon Emperor's body suddenly began to swell!

The interrupted area quickly recovered, and three heads and wings grew back.

Roger frowned: "They're quite regenerative?"

He sneered, "Looks like I'll have to give you plastic surgery."

The next second, he activated the power of the monkey talisman.

A flash of blue light appeared, and the Dragon Emperor's body twisted.

The scales on his body rearranged and combined, his three heads merged into one, his wings retracted into his body, his lizard tail became a dragon tail, and his lizard claws became dragon claws.

Soon, the Dragon Emperor transformed completely, inside and out, into a genuine Chinese dragon!
Roger nodded in satisfaction: "That's more like it."

"A Chinese dragon must look like a Chinese dragon."

"Otherwise, they wouldn't even be worth being pets."

The Dragon Emperor finally regained consciousness and looked at his new body with a completely bewildered expression:
"Am I still me?"

(End of this chapter)