Ultraman: Open the door, it’s me, Old Man Jia!

Chapter 77 Counterfeiters, get off the planet!
After seeing off Jugglus Juggler and Bilanqi, Saga still had two minutes left to transform, so Chen Feng didn't hesitate to travel through time again.

A dazzling light shone once more as Chen Feng, carrying the body of Saiga, arrived in the main time-space world.

Buzz————!
That night, the shopping district of Dondobori in Osaka had descended into a chaotic, hellish party.

Hundreds upon hundreds of eerie and malevolent monsters gathered in an open space, surrounding and worshipping three even more bizarre monsters.

On the left is a humanoid monster, over five meters tall, with wings, blood-red skin, a long nose, and a classic image of a raging, angry tengu.

On the right is a dog-headed human standing upright, resembling the image of the dog god in Japanese mythology. It is also five meters tall, but it is dressed in the attire of an Onmyoji. Its slender dog face shows no emotion and is extremely cold.

Protected and guarded by the fiery Tengu and the icy Inugami was a three-inch dwarf monster with large ears that reached its shoulders, showing no signs of power.

The next moment, the three-inch dwarf suddenly moved. Standing on the third floor of the building, it abruptly leaped down towards the hundred ghosts below.

In an instant, the old man's unkempt appearance underwent a series of transformations, changing in mid-air into a little girl, then a young woman, and finally a mature woman upon landing, dancing gracefully among the hundred demons.

Such a stark contrast was observed by Tetsuo Shinjo, who was secretly watching from the bridge in the distance. It was truly unbearable to look at, and he was simply monstrous.

"Ugh~ What kind of freakish monster is this?!"

Tetsuo Shinjo gagged twice and complained to Horii, who was also looking disgusted, "Why didn't they let us bring our newest fighter jets? We could have just blown them up!"

"Don't give me that. This is the commercial street in the city center. Do you know how many foreign friends come here to spend money every year? Unless it's an emergency, we can't afford to blow it up."

Horii Masami put down her binoculars, feeling a bit embarrassed: "Anyway, let's observe the situation first. If all else fails, we'll use the HEPA transmitter you brought, but be careful, or this street will be gone."

"This thing is really powerful." Tetsuo Shinjo patted the big guy next to him, then couldn't help but look at the monster group in the distance, wanting to fire a shot at them on the spot.

Horii Masami leaned against the bridge railing, rubbing her temples as her mind raced with intense thought: "But I don't quite understand why those monsters look so similar to the yokai in our own mythology—the lantern demon, the ghoul-headed demon, the demoness, the snow woman, the tengu, the inugami."

"Don't believe them, those guys are fake, they're all fake monsters!"

Just then, a short, middle-aged man crouched down and approached. His shiny bald head made Tetsuo Shinjo exclaim, "Bald monster!"

"Bald my foot!"

Obik flicked Shinjo Zhefu on the head, but hit his helmet instead, making him wince in pain: "Ouch, that hurts. This is the most fashionable hairstyle for middle-aged men. When you get to my age, you'll have the same one."

"Sir, why didn't you evacuate with everyone? It's very dangerous here! Oh!"

Horii Masami turned her head to look at Obik in front of her, blinked her small eyes, and said with some doubt, "Old man, why do I feel like I've seen you somewhere before?"

Obik stroked his mustache, a smile creeping onto his face. His Obik Theme Park with Wind Boy was world-famous.

"Who's the old man? I'm still very young, but you guessed it, that's me."

"The owner of a coffee shop in Shibuya!"

Obike: “.”

"Old man, why did you hit me? Huh!" Shinjo Tetsuo straightened his helmet, which had been knocked askew, and looked at the familiar face in front of him. He exclaimed in surprise, "Aren't you the NPC who plays Obik at the popular theme park? What are you doing here?"

"Good boy." Obik smiled and nodded to Shinjo Zhefu. "I'm here for tourism. I saw you guys acting all mysterious here, so I came to join in the fun."

Tetsuo Shinjo's lips twitched as he opened the helmet's voice channel: "Commander, a civilian has wandered into the combat zone. Please provide instructions."

Zila~

The next moment, Deputy Captain Zongfang's slightly anxious voice came from inside the helmet: "Xincheng, there are no signs of humans within an 800-meter radius. Be careful, what's in front of you might not be human!"

"What."

Tetsuo Shinjo looked up in astonishment, but the bald old man was nowhere to be seen. He was immediately dumbfounded: "Could he really be a monster!?"

Horii Masami, standing to the side, exclaimed in shock, "Look ahead! That old man jumped off the bridge and headed towards those monsters!?" Below, Obik, hunched over and unusually thin, strolled leisurely down the street where monsters were dancing wildly.

He would occasionally stop and marvel at the seemingly strange monsters before him, offering his comments on each one.

"Aside from lacking demonic aura, they do look quite similar, but it's all about ugliness. The Snow Woman wouldn't be so slovenly; she prefers handsome men."

"Flying Head Barbarian won't do either, she's too ugly. She doesn't have the lively and cute, and artistic vibe of the people from my area!"

"A kappa's head isn't that big, why does your mouth look like a duck's?"

As Obik walked among the demons, the demons naturally couldn't ignore him and attacked him en masse. But no matter how they attacked, they couldn't even touch the hem of his clothes.

In a daze, a dark shadow flashed by like a phantom, and Obik arrived directly at the very center of the demons.

Looking up at the strange, naked woman in front of him, he smiled and said, "So you're their leader?"

The Nurarihyon's body shuddered, then collapsed rapidly like melted butter, reverting to its dwarf form. He opened his mouth, his voice dry and cold.

"What's wrong?"

Obik raised his head, looking at the various monsters surrounding him, and sighed wistfully, "The tides of time came too fiercely and too quickly, making it difficult for this old man to forget the memories of the past. But thankfully, that kid helped me fulfill my dream, otherwise, who knows what I might have done?"

The Nurarihyon's eyes twitched wildly, and the dwarf's body swelled and deformed from time to time, making him look extremely eerie: "What...do you mean?"

Obik maintained his smile and said to Nurarihyon, "It means I really enjoy playing with humans now, so you bunch of fakes are just asking to get off Earth!"

Obik’s last words were loud enough for Shinjo Zhefu and the other man in the distance to hear.

Horii Masami exclaimed in shock, "What an imposing old man!"

Tetsuo Shinjo scratched his face: "But he's not human either?!"

Just then, a series of tremors came from the river beneath their feet, the water surged, and a huge monster with a bull's head, over forty meters tall, raised its head from the water.

"Roar!"

With a roar, it sent its spider-like legs thundering toward Obik on the shore.

However, faced with such a terrifying scene, Tetsuo Shinjo and Masami Horii exchanged bewildered glances.

"If I'm not mistaken, this guy is only forty meters tall, right?"

"Don't be careless. Maybe he's just short, but he's very strong!"

As soon as Horii Masami finished speaking, an even larger black shadow shot out from the riverbed, swallowed the giant bull demon whole in one gulp, and then quickly shrank back into the riverbed.

Horii: "."

We can't stay on this bridge any longer!

Meanwhile, outside Earth, a gigantic, colorful gate quietly took shape, revealing Saigan's towering 200-meter-tall figure.

As soon as he came out, Chen Feng was stunned by the scene before him!
From Saga's perspective, the Earth before him resembled a super kaleidoscope, its interior densely packed with countless spaces, stretching as far as the eye could see.

Hidden deep within is an immeasurable and eerie aura. Turning around, it becomes clear that, apart from Earth, the deep space beyond the universe is the greatest trouble!

In one of the super-spaces spanning several galaxies, a colossal creature, its size nearly matching that of the entire Milky Way, was vividly revealed in the Eye of Saga.

That was a Bruton!

(End of this chapter)