Ultraman: Open the door, it’s me, Old Man Jia!

Chapter 100 Camilla in the Beach

"Give me back my sister!"

Kotoko Higa held the statue of Ultraman Tiga in one hand and formed a hand seal in front of her chest with the other. A strong spiritual energy emanated from her body, illuminating the surrounding area.

The formless and intangible Po-Xiong Demon was not afraid at all. The two sides clashed fiercely, creating a considerable shockwave that caused the furnishings in the corridor to sway precariously.

Outside the residential buildings, the community was in complete chaos. In addition to the Netherworld creatures, which were as terrifying as nuclear bombs, all sorts of strange and evil creatures also descended.

"The evil spirits are gone!"

"Namo~ Namo~"

"God, help me! This hellish demon is too powerful!"

The scene was in complete chaos, yet amidst this bizarre confusion, two figures, one in white and one in gray, remained remarkably calm. After all, such chaos was practically a daily occurrence in their world.

The one in white is Hasegawa Taizou, wearing the GUTS uniform, and the one in gray is Sakata Gintoki, whose style is abstract. The two are staring at each other.

Hasegawa Taizo sighed and spoke first: "The owner of Yorozuya, I never expected that we would meet in this way."

"You're still alive? How are you doing?"

Abstract Gintoki's voice is also very abstract. Although his words are full of sighs and lamentations, his voice seems to come from another world. Not only do his syllables tremble, but they also have an eerie three-dimensional echo.

Cha~
Hasegawa Taizo lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and then slowly said, "It's alright. Although I had a tough time for a while, I had A-Hatsumi by my side. Later, I joined a national organization and stood on the front line of resisting aliens. Hmm, it seems like there's not much difference, haha."

Abstract Gintoki nodded upon hearing this: "Although I really want to talk to you about the wonderful memories of this world, like pachinko and Yoshiwara, it's too late. There's no time. I have to tell you something more urgent now."

Hasegawa Taizo was taken aback by what he heard, and then couldn't help but retort, "Who wants to discuss these clichéd memories with you? Wait, what's that look on your face?"

Gintoki grinned in a smile that was extremely familiar to Taizo Hasegawa—the corporate smile from the Yorozuya.

His ashen body suddenly swelled up a lot, and then Abstract Gintoki said, "Um, because you just touched my butt, I might not be able to hold it in anymore and I'm about to explode."

Hasegawa Σ(■Д■`): Ah!!
Gintoki's body continued to swell like a balloon, but he was not flustered at all. Instead, he was very calm and reached out to grab Hasegawa Taizo, who was trying to back away.

With a serious expression, he said, "But don't worry, I'm not like those brainless guys. I can freely choose where to explode, like starting with my gold and jade."

"Stop joking! Why did you grab my hand when you were revealing yourself?!"

Hasegawa Taizo, with a mournful face, struggled desperately to escape Gintoki's clutches.

How could he forget that Yorozuya's corporate culture is about sharing both good and bad times? He's only forty years old, don't mess around with a newly established account!
"Gintoki, you are dead, but I am still alive, and Achu is still waiting for me to remarry you!"

Abstract Gintoki gripped Hasegawa Taizo's hand slightly, his expression strange, and said, "...Who said I'm dead?"

"what?"

Hasegawa Taizo stared blankly at the ashen and bloated Sakata Gintoki, thinking to himself, "Who are you kidding? If he wasn't dead, how could he look like this?"
"It's a bit complicated, but to put it simply, Altana in our world has gone berserk."

At this moment, Sakata Gintoki's body had swelled into a ball, and his face was more serious than ever before, but he still held onto Hasegawa Taizo's hand tightly, a trace of loneliness and desolation flashing in his eyes.

"And then?" "I jumped in and blew its chrysanthemum with Lake Toya. And then, it turned into this monstrous thing, but the good news is that I'm not afraid of ghosts anymore."

Hasegawa: "."

He was certain that the bizarre and seemingly eccentric life form in front of him was the owner of the Yorozuya himself, and not some other disguise.

Even ghosts and monsters don't have his skillful moves!
At this moment, Sakata Gintoki's body had exaggeratedly swelled to a size of five meters. Just as Hasegawa Taizo was filled with fear and thought that Gintoki would explode with him, the other party suddenly let go of his hand.

"Hasegawa, we will meet again, but in the afterlife."

Upon hearing this, Hasegawa Taizo's mouth dropped open in disbelief. "You didn't call me MADAO?" he exclaimed.

Gintoki (＃｀д): "Is that the point? No, that's not the point! The point is the afterlife!"

Gintoki (＊｀д): "The afterlife is interconnected, with countless hells nested within smaller hells, large circles within small circles. And I will continue to wait for you all to die, waiting for you to become mute, brain-dead idiots and morons. That's the most important thing, so hurry up and cry, you eight Ya-lu!!!"

Hasegawa: "."

Hmm, as expected of you!
Aside from Gintoki's conflicted personal emotions, this passage contained an overwhelming amount of information, which Hasegawa Taizo found difficult to process and stood there stunned.

What does it mean that the afterlife is interconnected?

Just then, a huge explosion came from a house. Higa Kotoko tumbled out of the house in a disheveled state, spitting out a mouthful of blood, her gaze extremely solemn.

"This is impossible! How could the Soul Demon be so powerful? My sister, Goddess, save me!"

Having said that, he raised the Ultraman Tiga statue in his hand, unleashing his last bit of spiritual power and channeling it all into the statue.

In an instant, it burst forth with a shimmering white light of spiritual energy, strikingly eye-catching against the dark sky. On the wrist of the wooden Tiga statue, a uniquely shaped red rope was wrapped, radiating an inexplicable fluctuation.

If Chen Feng were here, he would recognize it at a glance. It is the Spirit Rope of Itomori Town, which has the magical ability to travel through time and space. It is the predecessor of his skill Hyperdimensional Link.

"Wow, it looks like she's about to summon something incredible!"

Sakata Gintoki stared blankly at the statue in Higa Kotoko's hand, his mouth agape, then looked down at Hasegawa Taizo:
"Hey, hey, hey, this unlucky Uncle MADAO, don't tell me there are pranksters like Uman in this world, or you've wasted your resurrection!"

Hasegawa Taizo, seeing Sakata Gintoki had swelled to a massive eight meters in size, felt sweat pouring down his forehead like a waterfall. As he moved away from Sakata Gintoki, he shouted, "You still have the mind to worry about others? You're about to explode! Besides, this isn't a prank; it's a real world where Ultraman truly exists!"

As soon as Hasegawa Taizo finished speaking, a huge black cavity suddenly opened up in the sky. Just when everyone thought a miracle had occurred, a pair of scarlet, glowing eyes suddenly appeared.

"Diga?"

A domineering and aloof female voice came from the dark chamber. The sound was layered and overlapping, making everyone feel dizzy and disoriented, as if they were being hit by a heavy hammer.

Camilla, whose height has increased to 600 meters, is holding Zero, whose red light is flashing, in one hand and Leo, who is dizzy and tilting his head, in the other. She leans down and looks at the ground.

Where?

Hasegawa Taizo┏(°ロ°;)┛!!
Sakata Gintoki (д): "Eh!!!"

(End of this chapter)