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Chapter 169 Su Zimai: An Unforgettable Night (Last day of double reward event, please vote with monthly tickets)

The black pupa was wrapped in restraints from head to toe, and was holding a book titled "One Hundred Ways to Prevent Wetting Your Pants".

Like a black cat, he sat quietly on the windowsill on the first floor, respectfully saluting Su Zimai and Gu Qiye.

At the same time, he extended a black restraint strap, opened the express package, took out a piece of fabric, and slowly handed it to Su Zimai.

Under the moonlight, the entire fabric was laid bare before the two of them.

It unfolds into an arc shape, with a soft white non-woven fabric surface and wavy embossed edges. Light blue cloud-patterned cartoon stickers are affixed to both sides of the waist, and the leg edgings are semi-transparent with a pleated design to prevent leaks.

Shockingly...

BabyBus brand diapers.

In mid-air, the black restraints slowly rotated the diaper.

The black pupa flipped through the pages, showing the two customers every detail of the diapers from every angle, while explaining in detail:
"This diaper uses a non-woven fabric surface that is soft and delicate to the touch and has breathable pores to help dissipate heat; the middle layer absorbs urine and locks in moisture to keep the skin dry, and its absorbency can last for 4-5 urinations for the baby; there is a yellow wetness indicator strip printed on the front, which turns a clear blue when it gets wet, making it easy for parents to change it in time."

After he finished speaking, he was met with silence again.

Su Zimai didn't say a word, her hair hanging down, obscuring her eyes, but you could see that her fists were clenched even tighter.

“Miss Ke, if you are not satisfied with my design, I actually have another solution.” Black Chrysalis paused. “Since we already have a refrigerator demon, why not contract a diaper demon as well? That way, we won’t have to worry about not being able to find high-quality and well-fitting diapers.”

Seeing Su Zimai lower her head and remain silent, Hei Chang shook her head, shrugged, and said:

"See, Mr. Blue Arc, Miss Ke Zinan is so moved she can't speak. Now you know how much she loves this gift, right?"

Gu Qiye remained silent for a long time before slowly speaking: "Which bastard did this?"

"What? Which bastard did this?"

"To make my sister... become this kind of person."

Upon hearing this, Su Zimai trembled slightly all over. Her cheeks and ears turned even redder, and tears of shame and indignation were about to well up in her eyes. She stared at Hei Chang like a fierce penguin.

Clearly, she was unaware that Gu Qiye and Hei Yong were not talking about the same thing.

"Um... I don't quite understand what you're talking about, Mr. Blue Arc."

Hei Yong raised his head, looking at Gu Qiye with a puzzled expression. He scratched his chin, thought for a moment, and then suddenly understood. His older brother seemed to have misunderstood something strange.

“Mr. Blue Arc, you seem to have misunderstood something…” Black Chrysalis said, “While I don’t mind this misunderstanding continuing, I must solemnly declare that your sister is a lesbian.”

He paused for a moment: "And based on rigorous scientific common sense, people of the same sex generally cannot have children."

Gu Qiye was stunned for a moment.

Hei Yong glanced at his expression and realized that he had indeed misunderstood in a strange direction. So she sighed and mercifully explained things to Su Zimai:
"Okay, it seems there's been a big misunderstanding. Actually, the reason I kindly brought over the diapers wasn't because anyone had a baby, but because a certain Refrigerator Demon's contractor was so scared by the Phantom Troupe at the auction that he peed himself..."

Before he could finish speaking, a fireball suddenly hurtled towards him.

However, Black Chrysalis simply leaned back to dodge the fireball: "Don't be so violent. I saved your life, after all. You can't just turn your back on me after only a few days, can you?"

At this moment, Su Zimai now wears a magic hat, the magic patterns on her right glove glow, and her red cape flutters in the evening breeze.

She couldn't take it anymore and raised her head, looking at the black cocoon with a mixture of shame and anger: "You... are finished."

It turned out that his younger sister had just wet her pants from fright... Hearing their conversation, Gu Qiye belatedly realized what had happened and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

He didn't find it funny that someone wet their pants in a life-or-death situation, especially since his younger sister was just a high school student.

As Blue Arc, he had mentored many new recruits in the Alien Association. Most of these recruits would lose control of their bladders in fear when facing superhuman criminals on their first missions.

He even fainted on the spot.

Many of them withdrew from the association the very next day, bidding farewell to the path of the Outcasts.

"What's wrong? Is the diaper size not right for you?" Black Chrysanthemum asked while reading. "How about I lend you this book, 'One Hundred Ways to Prevent Diaper Wetting,' and you can choose the right size according to the instructions in it?"

"Go to hell!"

As soon as he finished speaking, another fireball burst out from Su Zimai's magic glove.

With a "clang," a silver-white blade appeared on the edge of the black restraints.

Immediately afterwards, the black pupa drew cross-shaped blades from the restraint belt, and the crisscrossing blade light sliced ​​the fireball apart, turning it into a scattered curtain of flame that swept across the back of his head.

"Xiaomai, calm down, don't burn down your own living room," Gu Qiye said hurriedly.

Get out of here with your tattered diapers!

Su Zimai blushed, gritted her teeth, her eyes twitched slightly, and kicked away the diaper that was hanging in mid-air by the restraint straps.

"You really won't accept my kindness?" Black Chrysalis sighed. "I came all this way to give you this gift and wish you a happy birthday in advance."

"Don't push your luck," Gu Qiye couldn't stand it any longer. She crossed her arms, sighed, and looked up at Hei Yong. "I'm in a good mood today, so I'll let you off the hook. Don't force me to kick you out."

“Sigh… As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. I know I’ve been a bit offensive, but you two don’t need to treat me like this, do you?” Black Chrysalis shook her head. “I know, you must be blaming me because if it weren’t for me, your family of four would have already reunited with Mother in the underworld.”

As he spoke, he looked away in frustration.

He had already begun to plan how to stage a fake death in front of them in the future, ideally by stepping in to take the bullet for them when their family was being brutally beaten by Hong Yi, and then being torn apart by five horses under the setting sun.

This way, he could extricate himself completely from this family of gods and humans, so as to avoid being hunted down by an electric rat and a refrigerator demon when he and Kong Youling travel around the world in the future.

However, it would be worth considering taking some time each year to visit Li Jing's cemetery with Kong Youling, and observing the way those grown men weep and wail in front of Gu Wenyu's grave. "By the way, don't be fooled by how moved you siblings are to see each other again. Actually, Miss Ke Zinan has harbored resentment towards Lan Hu for a long time."

With that, the black chrysanthemum let out a long sigh and continued:
"She set her WeChat Moments to be invisible to you. The important thing is that if you casually scroll through her Moments, you can see things like: 'The blue rat is so greasy. All he does is strike awkward poses to show off. People who like him have no taste.'"

He paused, then said quietly, "If you scroll down further, you'll see: 'It's disgusting to isolate someone just because your roommate doesn't like that damn power-hungry mouse. Tomorrow I'll confront them and call them all 'Blue Arc idiots.'"

Gu Qiye was taken aback: "Really?"

Su Zimai's eyes widened, her face flushed with embarrassment. She stammered, "How could that be?! That...that...that...that's obviously something he made up! Brother, don't listen to him trying to sow discord between us!"

"The innocent will remain innocent," Black Chrysalis said calmly.

"Stop spouting nonsense! Get out of here!" Su Zimai's face suddenly turned cold. "If you don't leave, I'll dissect you alive, you big moth!"

As she spoke, Su Zimai's magic gloves gathered countless fluorescent lights, which then burst into a dazzling light like the polar day. She was about to unleash her trump card, the "Execution Cabinet," on the black pupa.

To be honest, it didn't really matter if my older brother found out I wet my pants; it was just a little embarrassing.
But if her second brother finds out, she'll be completely finished. Gu Wenyu will keep bringing it up 24/7 and humiliate her endlessly. She'll never be able to live in this house again!
Therefore, she had to get rid of the black cocoon before her second brother came downstairs! If she couldn't get rid of it, she would have no choice but to kill him to silence him.

But at that moment, the situation that Su Zimai least wanted to see still happened.

A door opened on the second floor, followed by footsteps from the hallway, and finally a languid voice:

"What's going on? The noise you're making is like a thief broke into the house. Can't a person get any rest?"

Upon hearing Gu Wenyu's voice, Su Zimai froze for a moment, her ears and face turning bright red. Then, she abruptly raised her magic gloves and aimed them at the black pupa:

"Since you won't leave, then I'll have no choice but to send you to hell."

“That’s not something a cute high school girl should say,” Black Chrysalis wisely waved her restraints and said while flipping through her book, “Looks like it’s time to leave. Have a nice night.”

After saying that, he leaned back and disappeared into the long evening breeze.

Su Zimai watched him leave, touched her chest and breathed a sigh of relief. She slowly put away the Sky Drive, and the Magician's Kit turned into a glowing light and disappeared.

Gu Qiye secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fearing that his sister would burn the living room to ashes and it would be difficult to explain to his father when he returned.

Before long, Ji Minghuan hurried downstairs, stopped on the stairs, and looked at the two people in the living room with a suspicious expression, his eyebrows raised and ears perked up.

He hesitated, then asked, "Uh...you two are arguing?"

"No." Gu Qiye thought for a moment and quickly changed the subject, "Shall we go out for a late-night snack?"

“Sure, I’m hungry right now,” Ji Minghuan said as she went down the stairs.

“Let’s go…it’s on me,” Su Zimai said softly.

Her eyes still held a faint glimmer of tears; she had almost cried from being so angry at the black cocoon.

Ji Minghuan looked at her expression, then at the living room, and suddenly raised her hand, pointing to the lone diaper lying in the corner of the living room.

"Excuse me for asking, why is there a diaper lying there?" he said.

Gu Qiye and Su Zimai were both stunned for a moment. The latter's shoulders trembled slightly as she began to imagine how Gu Wenyu would endlessly mock her after he found out about the auction.

This is hell on earth... This must be hell on earth, Su Zimai pursed her lips.

Just then, Gu Qiye spoke up to help her out: "I have a friend who is about to have a baby, and I was thinking about whether to give him a pair of diapers as a gift. I was just asking Xiaomai for her opinion."

As he spoke, he put his hand on Su Zimai's shoulder and smiled slightly, "Don't you think so?"

Su Zimai nodded silently.

"Brother, you're such a wonderful person! This is the first time I've ever seen someone give away diapers." Ji Minghuan silently gave a thumbs up. "And they're BabyBus brand."

"No... Let's go." Gu Qiye took a breath, smiled slightly, put her left arm around her brother's shoulder and her right arm around her sister's shoulder, and led them outside.

After finishing their late-night snack, Su Zimai and Gu Qiye said they wanted to take a walk in the park and chat.

Ji Minghuan was a little tired, so she went home without looking back, washed up, and went to bed.

Now that he had given the gift, he had no regrets. He figured that his sister would be able to spend the night happily after accepting his feelings. With that thought, he closed his eyes and focused his consciousness on the second unit.

Venice and Lijing are in different time zones; it's still afternoon in the floating city.

Because Xia Pingzhou and Ayase Origami went to bed very late last night, they slept in again today, and it's already afternoon, and they still haven't woken up.

So Ji Minghuan synchronized his consciousness to the third mecha and took a special look at the situation there—who knows if the Queen or the eldest and second princes would send another group of people to cause trouble that night since the assassins had not returned to report?

In short, for the time being, the area around Agubaru is the place he needs to focus on the most.

He was afraid that if he closed his eyes for a short nap, he would wake up to find Caesar's body hanging from the ceiling. Alas!

At this very moment, it was already late at night in the Whale Garden.

The sound of undulating waves came from the hazy sky, and the black tide crashed against the whale skin, breaking into white spray.

Agubaru lay at the bottom of the crystal ball, quietly staring at Caesar's sleeping face.

It thought to itself, "So Caesar's mother was the real culprit... That's good. I was planning to put Unit One's mother back in her coffin, but I didn't expect that I wouldn't have to bother with that anymore, and here I have a mother waiting to be buried."

Turning its gaze away from the white-haired boy's face, the little shark gurgled out two mouthfuls of seawater, slowly closed its eyelids, and soon fell into a deep sleep.

　Today is the last day of the double reward event! Everyone, please use your monthly tickets! Oh my god! ORZ
　　Don't force the black cocoon to kneel down and beg you.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)