The head master has a new female apprentice

Chapter 258 I am the Shit Emperor, Shit, come on! (6k)

"Alright... fine! Anyway, I've been quite free lately, so I'll just visit you!" Zhou Qing replied, feigning helplessness.

Upon hearing this, Shen Hanyi's face lit up with joy.

It's worth noting that she almost always gains something from inviting Number One into her restricted area; she's truly a person with a special connection.

Moreover, this opportunity to get to know him better allows me to observe him more closely and see who he really is.
"Please!" As if afraid that Zhou Qing would change his mind, Shen Hanyi quickly made a gesture of invitation.

Zhou Qing nodded, and the two orbs of light entered.

When they reappeared, the two were standing under that familiar crooked jujube tree, with black ships silently gliding through the sand in the distance.

However, at this moment, there were six other people under this tree besides them.

Zhou Qing secretly circulated his spiritual power, sensing the pressure from the other party.

They discovered that five of them were all at the Great Perfection of the Nascent Soul Realm, while the remaining person's aura was almost identical to that of the Peng Emperor and the Jiao Emperor, making him a powerful expert at the Spirit Severing Realm.

The foundation of a fifth-level cultivation nation is truly terrifying.

Their Spirit Severing Realm is probably similar to the Nascent Soul Realm in a fourth-level cultivation country.

It seems that these people are all here for the fallen divine beast, since before this, it was extremely rare to see any other living people in this forbidden area.

Fortunately, the two were in different dimensions, so those people couldn't detect their existence at all.

"What kind of mythical beast is it?" Zhou Qing suddenly thought of something and turned to look at Shen Hanyi, whose outline was still blurry, and asked.

Seeing this, Shen Hanyi didn't say anything. She gently flicked her sleeve and took out an image stone that emitted a faint light, handing it to Zhou Qing.

Zhou Qing placed it on his forehead and looked at it. Above the endless mineral veins, clouds surged and lightning flashed.

At the edge of the sky, a huge black shadow, trailing a long tail of flame, plummeted straight down towards the center of the restricted area below.

However, because the distance was too great, the appearance of the mythical beast was not very clear, and only a huge outline could be seen.

Its entire body was enveloped in a dense layer of light, with countless dazzling runes flashing on it.

Even through the images, Zhou Qing could feel a powerful and ancient aura emanating from him, as if a deity from ancient times had descended upon the world, inspiring awe in all who beheld it.

The person taking the photo was clearly taken aback by the sudden scene, and the image shook violently.

He excitedly exclaimed, "My God! A divine beast! It's definitely a divine beast! How is this possible..."

Upon hearing that familiar voice, Zhou Qing was struck dumb, frozen in place.

"Second Uncle?"

He listened to the voice again carefully, and sure enough, it was his second uncle's voice.

No, he went to the Heavenly Fortune Holy Dynasty?

That's not right. When Second Uncle left, he said that because he had the Ten-Thousand-Year Blood Ginseng, he was confident he could venture into the place that had haunted his dreams for so many years.

However, the Second Uncle had clearly stated that he had never been involved in the Heavenly Fortune Holy Dynasty, and when I asked him about the situation around the Holy Martial Dynasty, he knew nothing about it.

Could it be that you've changed your mind at the last minute?

They actually ran this far?

"More than three months have passed since this footage of the crash first began circulating, attracting many people to enter the restricted area to search for it!" Shen Hanyi said solemnly as she spoke.

"But to this day, apart from the countless people who went there and never returned, no one has found any relevant clues, and no one even knows what kind of mythical beast fell."

"But based on the photos, everyone speculated that this mythical beast was about to run out of lifespan and therefore chose to come to this forbidden area to find a place to rest."

"Either they were seriously injured and fled here in a panic. But either way, it means an incredible opportunity for everyone!"

Zhou Qing nodded slightly; of course he knew that.

In the past, a single drop of Golden Crow essence blood helped him master the "Golden Crow Burning Sky Scripture".

A drop of Suanni's essence blood allowed him to learn the "Thunderstorm Star Meteor Strike".

The three drops of Golden-Winged Roc's essence blood further helped him master the "Emperor's Scripture".

These are at most considered to be semi-pureblood level. One can only imagine how terrifying the treasures on a true pureblood demon beast must be.

Second Uncle always liked to use image stones to preserve various images, but he would never publish them in such a grand manner.

For example, in order to help him break through to the Nascent Soul stage, they showed him some embarrassing moments of sect leaders or elders.

Based on his understanding of his second uncle's personality, there was definitely something wrong with this matter.

"In which specific area did it fall?" Zhou Qing asked Shen Hanyi with a burning gaze.

Shen Hanyi replied without hesitation, "It should be that strange plain deep within the 100,000 mine."

Zhou Qing frowned slightly; it probably wouldn't be easy to get in.

After passing through the black ancient ship, there were ten thousand mines.

After years of exploration, Shen Hanyi only managed to open a hidden cave in a mine on the edge of the city with the help of the Blood Phoenix Bone, where she discovered the shroud and the transformative divine medicine, the Ice Glass Spirit Sparrow Mushroom.

On the stone platform was also the inscription-level divine power "Hundred Tribulations Blood Curtain", which he copied using a copying tool.

But deep within the mine shafts, who knows how many deadly dangers lurk?

That time, he personally witnessed two powerful cultivators at the Spirit Severing Realm being instantly devoured and killed by a swarm of insects, leaving no trace of their bodies.

"I know it's difficult, but let's just try our luck. Anyway, for us, it's just a matter of spending thirty mid-grade spirit stones!"

Shen Hanyi seemed to see through Zhou Qing's thoughts and spoke up.

Zhou Qing nodded and said, "Then let's begin, shall we still sing that love song?"

"Mm!" Shen Hanyi nodded slightly.

Zhou Qing took a deep breath and started, with Shen Hanyi following closely behind.

Their voices mingled together, echoing gently beneath the jujube tree.

Until the paper money under the jujube tree slowly turned, as if guided by an invisible hand, steadily pointing to one of the black ancient ships containing a key.

Without saying a word, the two rushed toward the ancient ship.

Just then, a figure suddenly sped towards the ancient ship, flying with all his might while uncontrollably spewing out streams of nauseating filth from behind him.

The filth, like yellow water columns, drew disgusting trails in the air, emitting a pungent stench, as if countless buckets of excrement had been overturned.

This scene made Zhou Qing's face twitch, and he subconsciously covered his mouth and nose.

On the other hand, Shen Hanyi's expression changed drastically. As if she had thought of something, she immediately looked at the ancient ships that were constantly intersecting in the distance.

Soon the person passed over their heads. Zhou Qing subconsciously reached out and grabbed Shen Hanyi's hand, dodging to the side, afraid that the water would get on their heads.

Good heavens, this is supposed to be a Nascent Soul Realm cultivator, what did he eat? Why is he having such diarrhea?

No, people at this level should have already abstained from grains, unless they are like him and cannot do without their appetites.

At this moment, the other person was tightly covering their buttocks with one hand, their face full of embarrassment and pain.

He was muttering curses under his breath, shouting incoherently, "Damn it, what kind of garbage is this? It actually has such an artistic conception! I must have had the worst luck in my life..."

Suddenly, Zhou Qing felt a chill in his hand, as if he were holding a piece of ice.

Only then did he realize that he was holding Shen Hanyi's hand tightly. Before he could let go, Shen Hanyi quickly pulled her hand back.

Although both of them were blurred in the simulation, Zhou Qing could still vaguely see a blush instantly appear on her face.

Zhou Qing then realized his lapse in composure, quickly let go of his hand, scratched his head awkwardly, and stammered, "I...I'm sorry, I...I was too hasty just now."

Shen Hanyi turned her face away, her voice soft but with a slight tremor, and said softly, "It's alright."

For a moment, the atmosphere between the two became somewhat subtle, and an awkward feeling seemed to permeate the air.

Meanwhile, the other side also flew in a sorry state towards the safe zone formed by the jujube tree.

The people who were resting inside were also stunned by this sudden scene.

There was a brief silence, followed by a burst of exclamations and curses.

"My God, what's going on?!"

"This is disgusting, get out!"

"Ugh~ It stinks, damn it—"

The group covered their noses, their faces filled with disgust and revulsion.

The man's stomach was still rumbling, and he was feeling somewhat embarrassed.

The expert at the Spirit Severing Realm, who was sitting cross-legged under the jujube tree, also frowned, a hint of anger flashing in his eyes, and shouted, "Get out!"

The Nascent Soul Realm expert couldn't care less about anything else at the moment, and quickly ran outside with an embarrassed smile to wait a short distance away.

He frantically pulled out an antidote pill from his storage bag, shoved it into his mouth, and began to adjust.

"I need to find someone!" Shen Hanyi said urgently.

Zhou Qing was completely stunned.

Weren't we supposed to be looking for the corpse of a mythical beast? Why is this whole "finding a person" thing suddenly popping up?

Before he could even ask, Shen Hanyi said, "You're so disobedient!" and then quickly headed towards the ancient ships that were moving around.

Zhou Qing was full of doubts, but adhering to the principle of speaking less and revealing less, he hesitated for a moment and then followed.

Since the news of the mythical beast's fall spread like wildfire, countless people have flocked to this forbidden zone to investigate.

As the two approached the ancient ship area, intense fighting sounds emanated from the various ancient ships.

There were shouts and cries of battle between people, and fierce confrontations between people and strange creatures. In short, various energy fluctuations rose and fell.

Shen Hanyi continued her search and soon found a chaotic battle on one of the ancient ships.

One of the young men was agile and kept rolling to dodge the attacks of others.

Upon closer inspection, Zhou Qing noticed that the young man's eyebrows and eyes bore a resemblance to Shen Hanyi's in certain aspects, which stirred a thought within him and led to a vague guess.

"I'm so angry!" Seeing this, Shen Hanyi stomped her feet in anger, her face full of rage.

Unfortunately, the two were in different dimensions, so even if she shouted herself hoarse, the other person wouldn't be able to hear her.

Even if they exited the simulation now, they wouldn't be able to get here in a short time. Zhou Qing stared at the young man with interest, a slight smile playing on his lips.

The young man was surrounded by surging spiritual energy, exuding the aura of a late-stage Nascent Soul Realm cultivator. He flashed to the side, his eyes filled with excitement.

He shouted loudly, "You dare to ambush your Shit Heavenly Emperor? You're truly courting death!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the young man swiftly formed hand seals, and an earthy yellow light instantly enveloped everyone on the deck.

Wherever the light reached, a strong, pungent stench assaulted their nostrils, making them feel as if they were in a giant cesspool.

Then, a disgusting scene unfolded.

Countless balls of excrement, each the size of a millstone, rolled and leaped wildly in the light. They collided and squeezed against each other, making dull thuds, and gradually coalesced into a boundless ocean of excrement.

The surging waves of excrement and the flying balls of excrement created a powerful visual and olfactory impact that turned everyone on the field pale.

A female Nascent Soul expert, who had been holding on, finally couldn't hold back in the face of this extremely disgusting scene. She covered her mouth with her hands, bent over, and began to dry heave.

Even Zhou Qing felt a churning in his stomach and a tightness in his throat, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

But he still frowned, enduring the discomfort, and kept his eyes fixed on the young man who was performing the spell.

"The lotus buds of this cesspool are just beginning to emerge!" the young man roared, and the middle-aged man who had attacked him immediately felt a sharp pain in his buttocks.

The sensation of being thrust in and out made him immediately retreat, instinctively covering his buttocks with his hands, his face filled with pain and humiliation.

"You disgusting, despicable bastard, what have you done?" the other party roared.

He wanted to rush forward again, but the stinging pain returned. When he touched his buttocks, he found blood flowing out, which brought his sense of humiliation to its peak.

The young man laughed loudly, his laughter full of smugness and mockery, saying, "So what if you're at the Great Perfection of the Nascent Soul Realm? No matter how strong your physical cultivation is, I, the Shit Emperor, will break through from the inside."

Having said that, a sly glint flashed in his eyes, and he shouted, "Try my second move, Shit-like Stuck Throat!"

As he quickly formed hand seals again, in an instant, the middle-aged man felt a foul stench rush to his throat.

His eyes widened in terror, and he clutched his neck desperately, unable to swallow or vomit.

Upon seeing this scene, Zhou Qing felt a wave of nausea wash over her and could no longer bear it, turning her head away.

"You can even grasp the essence of this?" Zhou Qing felt nauseous.

He thought the domineering realm he had comprehended was already incredibly powerful, but he never expected there to be something even more monstrous.

Shen Hanyi, who had come from the side, blushed instantly upon seeing this unsightly scene, whether from embarrassment or anger, it was unclear.

The others on the ship, unable to withstand the devastating attack any longer, began to unleash their own magical abilities.

In an instant, various colors of light shone, and powerful spiritual energy fluctuations collided and clashed with each other.

Seeing that everyone was joining forces to resist, the young man showed no fear whatsoever; on the contrary, he became even more excited.

He pointed a single finger to the sky, his face contorted with near-madness, and shouted, "Shit, come on!"

Suddenly, the weather above the ancient ship changed color, and a large patch of yellowish-brown clouds appeared abruptly.

"You're ruthless!" Upon seeing this, everyone, whether they had fought with the young man or not, was terrified. Curses rose and fell as they turned and fled.

Soon, only the young man remained on the entire ship.

He stood on the empty deck, watching the backs of the people fleeing in disarray, and laughed loudly, appearing extremely arrogant.

"You little punks, you're still too green to fight against me, the Emperor of Shit."

Then, he waved his hand casually, his gesture carrying a hint of pride and unruliness.

The yellow clouds that had covered the sky quickly dispersed.

"After refining two Transformation Divine Herbs in succession, I never expected my power of intent to become so terrifying. Sister, don't worry, once I find the corpse of that divine beast, I will definitely give you a big surprise."

After muttering to himself, the young man quickly began searching the boat.

But after searching for a while, they found nothing.

Finally, he couldn't help but curse and swear: "Damn it, the key isn't on this ship, all that work for nothing!"

Then, he looked around, his gaze sweeping back and forth among the ancient ships around him.

He quickly locked onto his next target, a resolute glint in his eyes, and sped off toward another ancient ship.

"The Emperor of Shit has arrived! All of you, get out of my way! The Endless Realm of Shit: All Shit Returns to Its Source—"

"Ugh~"

Zhou Qing turned around and gagged.

What he saw was a deluge of filth pouring down from the sky: balls of excrement, foul-smelling slime, and all sorts of indescribable filth.

This caused everyone on the ship to flee at top speed, accompanied by a constant stream of curses.

"No, are you two really siblings?" Zhou Qing forced himself to wipe the sour taste from the corner of his mouth, looked at Shen Hanyi with a look of astonishment, and couldn't help but ask.

He found it hard to connect the young man in front of him, who was frantically displaying the "poop art style," with Shen Hanyi.

Shen Hanyi gripped the hem of her clothes tightly with both hands, her voice as low as a mosquito's buzz: "I never expected that he could comprehend such a profound meaning."

At this moment, she wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Zhou Qing frowned slightly, and said thoughtfully, "To comprehend the essence of something requires an ultimate understanding of it. His..."

Zhou Qing hesitated to speak.

Shen Hanyi bit her lower lip tightly, not saying a word, but staring blankly at the young man who was wreaking havoc on another ship.

Every now and then, it "goes upstream," and for a time, countless filth flows out.

Or they might suddenly unleash a "swim against the current," creating utter chaos.

Occasionally, he would seize the opportunity to "dribble from all seven orifices," and the exaggerated scene made Zhou Qing's face twitch, so he covered his eyes.

Then, Shen Hanyi suddenly turned her head and looked at Zhou Qing, her expression full of guilt and apology.

She bowed respectfully and said, "Number One, I'm so sorry, but it's far too dangerous for him to come to this restricted area after just recovering from a serious illness. I have to take him back."

Zhou Qing nodded slightly, indicating his understanding.

Given this young man's hate-inducing behavior, even with a powerful background, many people would want to take this opportunity to keep him here forever.

This is an unprecedented insult!

“Alright, let’s find the divine beast another day. You go ahead and do your thing!” Zhou Qing said readily.

Shen Hanyi apologized repeatedly, and then her figure gradually became ethereal as she withdrew.

With Shen Hanyi's departure, Zhou Qing was instantly excluded from the restricted area.

As he transformed back into a red ball, the thought of that crazy young man filled him with mixed feelings. Besides the lingering nausea, he also felt a strange urge to laugh.

"The Emperor of Shit?" Zhou Qing couldn't help but sigh, gently shaking his head with a wry smile on his face.

Then, he slowly looked around the silent space and thought of Sikong Yan, who had just left not long ago.

The Fifth Prince, Xuanyuan Fengtai, was actually the mastermind behind the Five Sects War? This truly surprised him.

It seems the two sides had a cooperative relationship before, so why would Sikong Yan suddenly betray them and take such a ruthless action?
If you're going to kill him, then why tell him about it?
You must know that if you leak this information, Sikong Yan will be relentlessly pursued and killed.

Not to mention the two terrifyingly powerful Spirit Severing Realm experts from the Xuanyuan family, all the other sects within the Holy Martial Dynasty who have received favors from the Xuanyuan family and are at the Spirit Severing Realm would probably relentlessly pursue Sikong Yan to repay this debt of gratitude.

"No, he's testing me!" Zhou Qing suddenly had a flash of inspiration and seemed to have figured out the key point.

The two fake Senior Uncles, Gao Xuan and Gao Xuan, must have revealed the matter of the Taiqing Sect's forbidden area to Sikong Yan. Otherwise, the Tianji Sect wouldn't have been so concerned about the Taiqing Sect's forbidden area and even thought about dividing the benefits afterward.

At the Divine Ruins Heavenly Palace, Sikong Yan saw his forbidden zone again, so he wanted to determine which member of the Taiqing Sect he belonged to.

As for what specific methods he would use to test him, Zhou Qing couldn't guess yet.

However, he firmly believed that once he revealed the Fifth Prince's murder to others, Sikong Yan would definitely take the opportunity to expose the forbidden area.

At that time, the Xuanyuan family in the imperial capital will surely become very interested in this matter.

Even his number one token from the Divine Ruins Heavenly Palace might have to find a new owner.

Thinking of this, Zhou Qing shook his head helplessly.

From beginning to end, he never underestimated the leaders of the five major sects in the Eastern Region.

Including his senior brother Cao Zhengyang, they were all cunning and shrewd foxes, each pursuing their own agenda in this complex power struggle.

"Forget it, let's just take it one step at a time!" Zhou Qing let out a soft breath and entered the restricted area he was in.

The moment his body materialized, a terrifying sense of gravity struck, instantly slowing his movements.

Zhou Qing had no time to think, and the tetanus knife in his hand flashed with a cold light.

Just then, the ground in front of them suddenly shattered without warning, sending dirt and rocks flying everywhere.

Immediately afterwards, the familiar skeleton leaped out from the ground.

In the hollow of the enormous skull, the mummified corpse of the first sect leader, Guo Guiqi, had a ferocious face, and his cold gaze was fixed on Zhou Qing from his deep-set eye sockets.

"This junior, Zhou Qing, apologizes!" Zhou Qing said softly, then launched the first attack...

……

And so it went until seven days later, when the number 6 finally went back online. After a brief hesitation, Zhou Qing also went in.

As expected, the blue ball that Shen Hanyi transformed into did not enter the restricted area; instead, it hovered there quietly, clearly waiting for him.

"I'm so sorry about last time!" Upon seeing Zhou Qing, Shen Hanyi immediately apologized sincerely.

Zhou Qing's lips curled up slightly as he joked, "Has the Emperor of Shit been locked in a dark room?"

Shen Hanyi's pupils shrank immediately, and she said, "You even know about my dark room?"

Zhou Qing: "..."

Isn't this a place of punishment that most sects would have? Isn't it common sense?
"How about we play a little game? You can give me a little bit of information about yourself, and I'll look for it slowly, okay?"

Shen Hanyi blinked, her expression filled with anticipation, and began to discuss it.

(End of this chapter)