Chapter 68 After-sales
The fathead fish young man answered this question almost at the speed of light.

[Wen Yu]: Honey, I'm called an outlaw, so I'm naturally very experienced in counterfeiting. [Proud little yellow face]

[Wen Yu]: Don't worry, the TV station won't be able to tell that this is a fake account.

[Wen Yu]: Even if we take a step back and say that under extreme consistency, it is impossible to define true or false, as long as you think it is true, why can't it be a real number?
Jiang Jianxin obviously didn't buy his tricks, she said bluntly:

[Jiang Jianxin]: Don’t do that, buddy. I’m not from the Fool Sequence. I can’t tamper with reality by relying on idealism.

[Wen Yu]: That’s okay, dear. V me 999. The outlaws are counterfeiting online. Now the orders will be shipped within 3 hours, and we also provide one-time after-sales service.

Jiang Jianxin tried to bargain.

[Jiang Jianxin]: Let's not have 999, how about 888? Auspicious numbers mean good business. After completing this order, Boss Wen will surely have good fortune.

The gray-robed young man on the other side of the screen sat on the pufferfish, blinked, supported his chin with his hand and thought seriously.

Although 888 makes much less money than 999, it is rare to meet such a nice-speaking buyer.

——Let’s take a step back and accept 888. What if he really gets rich?

The fathead fish youth feels that sometimes one still has to believe in feudal superstitions.

So he hummed a little tune and replied happily:

[Wen Yu]: That's just enough. Since you are so sincere, let's make it a deal for 888 gold coins.

Jiang Jianxin saw that the price had been reduced a little and smiled happily.

She didn’t have 888 gold coins in her account, but she had a lot of them at the Alliance’s mission points after she completed the Zhenbei City mission last time.

Alliance mission points can also be used to purchase various special tools and daily necessities within the alliance, and their uses are similar to those of gold coins.

So Jiang Jianxin spoke to Zuo Siquan next to her and asked her to transfer money to Wen Yu using her Ping An Forum account, and she would then give her double the task points.

Zuo Siquan readily agreed and passed it to Wen Yu.

Zuo Siquan: [Transfer 888 gold coins]

【Wen Yu】:?

[Wen Yu]: So this is the friend of Mr. "Daydreamer"?
Zuo Siquan took a look. She and Wen Yu were not particularly close, so she replied calmly:

[Zuo Siquan]: Yes, is there any problem?

[Wen Yu]: [Transfer received] No problem, just a little surprised.

Jiang Jianxin, who was standing by, saw that the young man had already received the transfer, so he typed:
[Jiang Jianxin]: I would also like to ask Boss Wen what does the one-time after-sales service of this package refer to?
[Jiang Jianxin]: Does that mean I can change my number if I’m discovered?
The other side sent a shaking fathead fish emoticon.

[Wen Yu]: No, dear, this time the after-sales service means that if you are in trouble with the TV station, you can send me a message to apply for a return, and I will come to help you.

【Jiang Jianxin】:?

[Jiang Jianxin]: Boss Wen, is your account really that stable? Why are you still at risk of being called in by the TV station? [Angry little red face]

Jiang Jianxin was nervous. Why did she feel that this outlaw was unreliable?

[Wen Yu]: It's stable, dear. There is no problem with the number. When I say being in trouble, I mean being visited by the TV station for any reason, not because of the number.

After saying that, the other party sent an emoticon of a sad puffer fish.

Jiang Jianxin felt a little relieved.

Jiang Jianxin: Okay, Boss Wen, I misunderstood just now. I'm sorry. From now on, I'll leave it to Boss Wen.

[Wen Yu]: Okay dear, I’m not busy today, I’ll send it to you in about thirty minutes.

The other party sent an emoticon of a heart-shaped pufferfish, and then the green bubble turned gray.

Jiang Jianxin looked at those thirty minutes and wondered in a low voice:

“It’s made in just 30 minutes?” — The cost can’t be particularly low, with a net profit of 888?

Zuo Siquan heard her words and explained:
"Although I'm not quite sure about Wen Yu's fabrication process, it should be mainly due to his talent - you know, thirty minutes is enough to complete a dream."

Jiang Jianxin twitched his lips:

"So he went offline to sleep?"

——This is a fantasy series full of relaxation.

——A single order of 888 really made this guy a fortune.

She glanced at her sword with melancholy, and said to Zuo Siquan sadly:
"Why do I feel like the least profitable group in the apocalypse is the war camp?"

"I work in the wind and rain every day, living on the edge of a knife and licking blood, and I can't earn a few gold coins."

Like the workers before the end of the world, they had low wages, high skills and high pressure.

Zuo Siquan thought for a moment and said something that really broke Jiang Jianxin's defense:

"Huh? So the sage just discovered it."

……

Towards evening, Shen Ye came over, mainly to tell her about his current situation.

He registered his information with the War Alliance and restrained his abilities in the talent strength test. In the end, he only received a C-level result and was assigned to a densely populated area.

The densely populated residential area of ​​the Dawn Base is a cramped building. Shen Ye has slept in an abandoned ward of a mental hospital, lived in a dilapidated temple full of corpses, and even rested in a cemetery full of tombs. Naturally, he is not picky about his living environment.

There were two neighbors on his floor. One was a little girl without any special abilities who moved in because of family reasons. She was very lively and gave him a pot of sunflowers as a gift when he moved in.

Another neighbor is a middle-aged aunt who has a grandson named Panpan. The little boy's parents all died at the beginning of the apocalypse, and he was raised to this day by his aunt.

When he just moved in, Panpan saw him. The little boy was very happy and surrounded him, calling him "big sister" many times.

The aunt was afraid that it would embarrass the little girl, so she pulled her grandson away and smiled apologetically at Shen Ye.

All this breath of life made Shen Ye feel novel and warm.

Having lived in a mental hospital for more than twenty years and witnessed all kinds of cruelty and blood, this was the first time that Shen Ye saw a living person full of sunshine standing in front of him, greeting every day of the end of the world with an optimistic attitude.

Everything about the new place is fine, except for the headache of going up and down the stairs.

An artistic male pianist lived upstairs from him, and a nice female violinist lived downstairs. They often played together late at night. The music, full of the aftertaste of love, lingered in the air for three days, making Shen Ye, a single dog, feel very uncomfortable and unable to sleep day or night.

When he came to see Jiang Jianxin, he had not slept well the previous night and had dark circles under his eyes.

When talking about his two love-brained people going up and down the stairs, Shen Ye's face was full of melancholy, but Jiang Jianxin laughed so hard that she fell backwards.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Seeing Shen Ye looking at her sadly, Jiang Jianxin stopped smiling, blinked and said playfully:

"Actually, I have a good way to solve your problem."

Shen Ye asked anxiously:

"any solution?"

"Buy a suona and join them."

"The sound of the suona alone is enough to overwhelm the other girls and make them all go to sleep."

Jiang Jianxin paused and added:

"Not to mention you don't even know how to play it."

"Like this kind of ghost howling, the effect is doubled."


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