Jian Zhaoxing

Chapter 509 Extra Chapter: The Plan to Drive Away the Female Demon

Lu Huai has been in a bad mood lately.

That annoying girl from the Lin family is coming to stay with the Lu family again.

Last time she came, she soaked all of Lu Huai's account books in water.

The time before last, they stole Lu Huai's favorite cakes.

The time before last, he treated the calculation manual that Lu Huai intended to present to the Vice Minister of Revenue like firewood to roast meat.

Faced with the devastating news that Lin Zhiqing was coming again and would be staying for an extended period, he chose to swallow his anger and frustration.

"Father, Mother, the Vice Minister will be testing my mathematical skills in a few days. I've decided to take Yunfeng to stay at the estate outside the city for a while so we can focus on our studies." Lu Huai figured it was better to avoid trouble than to provoke him!
Lu Zhen tapped Lu Huai's head with his fan: "You little brat, you're just a child, all you do is study all day long, you're so boring."

"Hmph, that's right, be careful you don't turn into a bookworm!" Lu Nanyue chimed in, "I was thinking of going to collect bird eggs with you after Xiao Qing'er arrives."

Lu Huai couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief; thankfully, he had the foresight.

He is most afraid of heights.

The thought of not having to see Lin Zhiqing again, or having to climb trees to steal bird eggs, made Lu Huai very happy.

He went straight to the village outside the city and slept very well that night.

But the next morning, before he even opened his eyes, he heard a familiar commotion.

A bad feeling crept into his heart, and Lu Huai tentatively opened one eye.

A little pink dumpling nestled by his bedside, her hands supporting her chin, and woke him up, sweetly calling out, "Brother Lu Huai."

Lin Zhiqing!
What's Lin Zhiqing doing here?!
Was he dreaming?

Lu Huai closed his eyes tightly, then opened them again.

Not a dream.

“Brother Lu Huai, the sun is already high in the sky, but my little pet is up earlier than you.” Lin Zhiqing opened her palm, and a frog appeared in front of Lu Huai.

Then, with a "croak," the frog leaped from Lin Zhiqing's hands into Lu Huai's bed with a powerful thud of its hind legs.

"what!"

Lu Huai couldn't sleep anymore.

Lin Zhiqing, however, burst into laughter.

Lu Nanyue and the two little devils from the Lin family—all four little tagalongs came to the manor to find him!

Furthermore, they brought a lot of luggage, clearly indicating they intended to stay for an extended period.

Although Lu Huai was very unwilling to accept this fact, he still had someone clean out the empty room.

Along with Lin Zhiqing and Lu Nanyue came two other little brats from the Lin family.

Well... although Lin Shi'an and Lin Yangyang are both a bit older than him, in Lu Huai's heart they are still little kids.

Lu Huai's ears had only had a quiet night before they were about to suffer again.

The Lu family's estate was clearly very large, but no matter where he hid, Lin Zhiqing could always find him with pinpoint accuracy.

Lu Huai really just wanted to study.

After Lin Zhiqing once again took away his homework, he couldn't help but explode.

No!

He couldn't let a little girl ride on his neck and urinate on him. He had to fight back and send Lin Zhiqing and the others back!

Lu Huai's first step in his rebellion was to form an alliance with Lin Shi'an, who was also a fellow sufferer.

As the saying goes, many hands make light work.

Lu Huai searched for a long time before finally rescuing Lin Shi'an from a quagmire.

He was buried in the mud like a radish, covered in mud from head to toe.

When Lu Huai found him, he even smiled, revealing a set of bright white teeth.

"Idiot." Lu Huai said sternly, picking up a handkerchief and wiping Lin Shi'an's face clean. "Whose idea was this?"

In fact, Lu Huai knew without asking that it must have been Lin Zhiqing's idea.

Both Lu Nanyue and Lin Yangyang are the type to obey Lin Zhiqing.

Lin Zhiqing immediately came up with a wicked idea, and the other two would only revolve around this female devil, Lin Zhiqing.

Sure enough, Lin Shi'an sniffed and said, "Zhiqing, she said she's never seen a radish before, so she wants me to pretend to be a radish."

Lu Huai wiped Lin Shi'an's snot with disgust, feeling somewhat disappointed in him:
"Lin Zhiqing is simply a female demon. Don't you feel uncomfortable being bullied by her every day?"

Lin Shi'an thought for a moment, then shook his head and nodded.

Seeing this, Lu Huai felt an overwhelming sense of responsibility as he realized he was about to save a bullied little fool.

He clenched his fist, his voice impassioned:
"We are grown men, we should not be bullied by a few girls!"

"Little radish, we must learn to resist, otherwise that she-devil Lin Zhiqing will only become more and more outrageous!"

"I hereby declare the She-Devil Expulsion Alliance officially established, effective immediately!"

Little Radish Head Lin Shi'an seemed to be persuaded as well, and he shouted a slogan just like Lu Huai.

After the alliance was established, Lu Huai immediately began planning to play a trick on Lin Zhiqing.

Only when Lin Zhiqing is tricked will she cry and leave.

Just do it!

The first plan.

Lu Huai covered his nose and led Lin Shi'an to the rice paddies of the estate, pointing to the tenant farmers who were composting fertilizer and said:

“Little radish head, Lin Zhiqing is the most fussy. If her clothes get dirty with sewage, she will definitely cry and shout to go home.”

"Just tell her I'm looking for her, lure her here, and then I'll smear excrement on her clothes. Do you understand?"

Lin Shi'an nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.

As Lu Huai watched Lin Shi'an run towards Lin Zhiqing and the others, he could already picture Lin Zhiqing crying and making a scene. He was overjoyed, feeling that even the stench of manure in the rice paddies had lessened.

Soon, two sets of footsteps approached.

Lu Huai was overjoyed. He hid in the rice paddy, scooped up a small amount of manure water with a wooden ladle, calculated the angle, and planned to splash it on Lin Zhiqing's dress.

As the footsteps drew closer, Lin Zhiqing's voice came through: "Brother Lu Huai, where are you? I have a question for you!"

Lu Huai didn't care about any problems. When he noticed Lin Zhiqing getting closer, he suddenly stood up and was about to throw the sewage away.

and many more!

What is Lin Zhiqing holding in his hand?
"The Theory of Numerology and Divination"?
His "Theory of Numerology and Divination"!
He spent a long time compiling that, and he was going to hand it over to the Vice Minister!

His hand trembled, and the water ladle fell to the ground with a "bang".

The sewage inside spilled out, instantly soaking Lu Huai's clothes.

A strange smell rose in the air. Lin Zhiqing pinched her nose and said with great disgust, "Ugh, Brother Lu Huai is shameless. He smells so bad."

With that, she threw down the book "Theory of Mathematical Calculation" and ran back the way she came.

Lu Huai's body reacted faster than his brain, and he caught the book "Theory of Measurement" in one go.

But soon, he smelled a foul odor coming from the clothes:

"Ah! You she-devil, I swear I will never forgive you!"

……

As the saying goes, you should get up from where you fall.

Lu Huai was not discouraged after the first plan failed.

He quickly led Lin Shi'an to the bamboo forest behind the mountain and began the second plan.

"Little radish head, listen up, this time we are determined to avenge our defeat!" Lu Huai said confidently, "Come with me."

He stopped in front of a bamboo grove, carefully picked out some disgusting insects from inside, and then handed them to Lin Shi'an.

“Little radish, this is a bamboo worm. The she-devil will definitely be afraid of worms. If we put the worm in her room, she will definitely be scared away!” Lu Huai said confidently.

Lin Shi'an bit his finger and nodded blankly.

Soon, Lin Shi'an, following Lu Huai's instructions, placed the insects in Lin Zhiqing's room.

The two of them hid outside the courtyard, ready to watch the show.

Watching Lin Zhiqing and the others enter the house, Lu Huai couldn't suppress the smile on his face.

He could already picture Lin Zhiqing being startled and running away in fright from the insect.

But after a long time, there was no sound from inside.

Lu Huai and Lin Shi'an exchanged a glance, both looking puzzled.

Another fifteen minutes passed, and there was no reaction inside. Instead, a fragrant aroma wafted out.

Lu Huai sniffed the air and couldn't help but swallow.

What smells so good? That female demon didn't bring any food. Come here.

Lin Shi'an, who was standing to the side, licked his lips and couldn't help but say, "Lu Huai, let's go in and take a look. I'm so hungry."

"You're hopeless." Lu Huai pouted, but being young, his cravings were also awakened.

The two eagerly entered the courtyard and saw three girls gathered together, staring intently at the brazier in the middle.

Lu Huai walked over, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "What are you doing?"

Lin Yangyang's eyes lit up: "Qing-meimei is making something delicious, it smells so good."

It smelled really good. Lu Huai and Lin Shi'an both squatted down, staring at the brazier without moving, their minds filled with thoughts of chicken legs.

"Snapped!"

A spark exploded, and Lin Zhiqing clapped his hands: "Alright, it's cooked, you can eat it!"

As she spoke, she poked around in the brazier with a stick.

Lu Huai craned his neck in anticipation, but when he saw what was in the brazier, his eyes widened in disbelief, and he finally couldn't help but jump up:
"Insects, insects!"

"Don't make a fuss, these are just bugs." Lu Nanyue rubbed her hands together. "They're just tasty bugs."

“That’s right. My mother told me that in her hometown of Yunnan, many people love to eat this stuff.” Lin Zhiqing said excitedly.

“I’ve had some before and I was really craving them. I never expected such a kind person to send me so many insects today.”

"Great, you can try it too."

"No!" Lu Huai felt a shock to his young heart: "I will never eat insects, never!"

Just as he was speaking, something appeared in his mouth.

He chewed it subconsciously, and a burnt aroma spread in his mouth. His eyes lit up. What was this? It was actually quite delicious.

Hearing his reaction, Lin Zhiqing nodded and said, "Hmm, it seems it's really ripe and ready to eat!"

As she spoke, she picked out the insects.

Lu Huai felt a chill run down his spine upon hearing her words; he had just eaten bamboo worms!
"what!"

"Lin Zhiqing!"

After trying this several times, Lu Huai finally gave up.

Lin Zhiqing is practically an invincible female demon; no matter how you try to get rid of her, you can't.

Just as he was getting used to this chaotic life, people from the Lin family suddenly came and took away all of their lackeys.

Later, Lu Huai learned that his Uncle Lin, who always let him ride on a horse, and Aunt Lin, who secretly gave him candy, had gotten into trouble.

Since then, the female demon seemed to have disappeared.

Later, Lu Huai kept thinking that if the female devil bothered him every day in exchange for his uncle and aunt, he would be willing.

But the female demon never bothered him again, and he never saw Uncle Lin and Aunt Lin again.