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Chapter 311 The hypocritical, smelly mermaid, Jiang Chacha wished she could turn him into a chopped chili fish head.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Chacha felt as if she had been hit on the head by her mortal enemy, a demon, leaving her head buzzing. She stared blankly at this half-human fellow villager.

"Hey, no, Mr. Yu, what did you say? I'm old, I'm hard of hearing, say it again?"

Yu Xian shook Jiang Chacha's arm harder and harder, as if she were pleading: "Fellow villager, you're not old, you're not hard of hearing, you heard me, I've fallen in love with Major General Xia Weiyi at first sight, I'm going to be in love!"

Jiang Chacha: "!!!!!!!"

As a tea tree spirit that had lived for thousands of years and whose peak in the demon realm was when it could fight on equal terms with a ten-thousand-year-old demon, it had never seen such a shameless and unreliable human.

She regretted it terribly. Why did she rush to the Milky Way the moment she heard the words "galaxy," thinking that having one more person would give her a better chance of ending her contract with the fake heiress and returning to the demon race?

What a load of rubbish! She's just making trouble for herself. She's met this guy who's crying his eyes out for freedom one second, and then suddenly becomes obsessed with love and turns into someone who only wants to be in a relationship the next.

Jiang Chacha pulled her arm away and spat out two words: "Get out!"

Yu Xian, thick-skinned like a mangy dog, said: "I'm not leaving, fellow villager~~~"

Jiang Chacha got goosebumps all over and said disdainfully, "Stop it, don't try to act cute with me!"

Yu Xian pouted, raised her hand, and kept touching her index finger to each other, looking pitifully at Jiang Chacha.

Looking at his demeanor, Jiang Chacha was so angry that she felt like she was choking on blood, unable to spit it out or swallow it down.

She wished she could go back an hour and slap herself across the face for being so talkative, asking him where he was from and what he was doing, and why she considered him a fellow townsman.

She wants to chop him up right now, to make steamed fish chunks, fish head with chopped chili, braised fish!

As Xia Weiyi approached, Yu Xian, who had been looking pitifully at Jiang Chacha, began to steal glances at Xia Weiyi.

That posture, that manner, that shyness—it was exactly like a primary school kid's budding romance and secret crush.

"Jiang Chacha!" Xia Weiyi, seemingly ignoring Yu Xian, came over and bowed to Jiang Chacha, respectfully saying, "The commander sent me to pick you and your friend, Prince Yu Xian!"

"Okay, take this fish to get it checked first!" Jiang Chacha took a deep breath, mentally prepared herself, and told herself not to bother with such a small, salted fish.

Xia Weiyi replied, "Okay, please wait a moment."

Yu Xian, with a lovesick look on his face, was led into the guardhouse next door.

Jiang Chacha followed.

The guardhouse is fully equipped with all the necessary inspection instruments.

Yu Xian removed the spatial button and activated the optical computer, beginning a routine check.

When the instrument was being inspected, it emitted a sharp beep.

Jiang Chacha came over to take a look: "What's going on? Why is it screaming so shrilly?"

Xia Weiyi turned the instrument's screen towards Jiang Chacha: "Prince Yu Xian, there are three micron-sized positioning rings in your body."

"One is on the scalp at the back of his head, one is in his blood, and one is in his left ankle bone. His personal computer has an automatic transmission and positioning system that refreshes his coordinates every 10 to 25 minutes and transmits them to the system monitoring him."

Jiang Chacha looked at Yu Xian in surprise, "Liar, didn't you say you only have one positioning ring in your body?"

Yu Xian's eyes widened like eggs: "I always thought I only had one positioning ring in my body, but I didn't expect there to be three of them, plus an automatic teleportation positioning system. I was wondering why I couldn't escape no matter what I did."

He could be accurately found no matter where he fled—in filthy sewers, mud pits, the depths of the sea, in spaceship cargo holds, or in slums.

He thought he had one tracking ring, but he didn't expect to have three. The mermaid king and queen are really crazy and have serious illnesses!

Okay, he's a victim, Jiang Chacha said, feeling sorry for him, while asking Xia Weiyi, "Can you get all this stuff off him?"

Xia Weiyi replied, "It can be removed, but I don't recommend removing it now, after all, he is a prince of the mermaid race."

"Everything about him is under the control of the Mermaid King and Queen. If we remove anything from his body or do anything else, it's tantamount to announcing to the Mermaid King that the Commander has taken a liking to him, is protecting him, and intends to keep him here."

Yu Xian's eyes lit up instantly: "Major General Xia Xia, I'm willing to stay here, I want to stay here."

If you keep him, he'll cry until he sells hundreds of pounds of pearls, buy land, buy a house, buy a flying machine, save up for a dowry, pursue her, and have babies with her!

Xia Weiyi looked down at the merman male who was wearing military boots and was about 5 centimeters shorter than her. He was very handsome, like a siren.

His eyes shone brightly as he looked at her, full of eagerness, as if he couldn't wait to sever all ties with the merfolk on the spot.

She began in a businesslike tone, reminding him, "Prince Yu Xian, you are a prince of the Mermaid Clan. You and the Mermaid Princess are here in the Zhenlin Empire for a visit and study."

"Whether you want to stay here is not up to you or me, nor is it up to Jiang Chacha; it is up to the Commander."

Her implication was that you could only come under the guise of a study visit; the commander-in-chief didn't think much of you and wouldn't go on any so-called blind dates with you.

Yu Xianliang's eyes dimmed instantly: "Alright, I understand. When I see your commander later, I will definitely try to persuade him to keep me here."

He must stay here. The woman he fell in love with at first sight is here, his fellow villagers are here, and his freedom must also be here.

Jiang Chacha then asked Xia Weiyi, "If we don't remove the tracking device from him now, is there any way to block it first?"

“Yes, a shielding ring!” Xia Wei said, taking out a black leather ring that looked like a dog's collar and handing it to Yu Xian: “Wearing this shielding ring will stop the micro-positioning ring in your body from working.” “The optical computer can be temporarily placed in your spatial button; without a signal, it cannot transmit real-time positioning information.”

Yu Xian took the shielding ring and put it on his neck without any hesitation. The shielding ring automatically fit his neck.

His skin was fair and translucent, and a black shielding ring clung to his Adam's apple. Combined with his red eyes from crying, it instantly gave him an overall aura that was slightly astringent, sexy, and tempting to be ravaged and made to cry again.

Xia Weiyi looked away, no longer looking at Yu Xian: "Jiang Chacha, Prince Yu Xian, come with me, I'll take you to the military headquarters!"

Jiang Chacha said "Oh," and replied, "Okay!"

Yu Xian responded, "Okay!"

The two of them followed Xia Weiyi out of the guardhouse, boarded her aircraft, and sat in the back seat.

Jiang Chacha placed the three babies on her lap and stroked them with her hands. The three babies comfortably rolled over onto their bellies.

Yu Xian nudged Jiang Chacha with her elbow, knowing that Xia Weiyi was ahead of them, so she didn't call her "fellow villager" directly, but called her name in a low voice: "Jiang Chacha, do you think I'm good-looking?"

Jiang Chacha frowned and lowered her voice: "What are you going to do now?"

His appearance is alright.

It's not as good as that old mudfish from the Chongming.

A meal consists of six ounces of small fish and half a pound of seaweed. He is 1.78 meters tall and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He is thin and white, like a poached chicken.

He was on a completely different level from that old mudfish Chongming. He was well-built, with no excess fat, all muscle, and his skin was even a bit darker.

Yu Xian covered her mouth with her hand and whispered, "I don't want to do anything. I'm just thinking that if I stay here, I'll pursue the person I fell in love with at first sight. If I can't win her over, I'll use this face of mine to seduce her!"

"Although I don't have a six-pack and a strong physique right now, I can train. And although I'm not as tall as her, I can wear height-increasing insoles!"

Jiang Chacha placed her hand on his forehead: "Honey, don't tell me you've already started imagining where your two kids will go to kindergarten?"

Even without a fever, people are thinking about height-increasing insoles.

If they both have a fever, wouldn't they have already planned where to bury them?
Yu Xian grunted, then fell silent, tacitly agreeing.

Jiang Chacha pushed his forehead hard, shoving him away from her, and angrily cursed, "You dead fish, get out, get out of here right now."

There's no way I'm going to leave, not even if you kill me. I finally found someone from my hometown, so I have to stick with her.

Yu Xian was pushed away, but he shamelessly came over again, trying to hug Jiang Chacha's arm and use the "manly coquettishness" method.

Jiang Chacha turned her body to the side, her back to him, pretending he didn't exist, rejecting his coquettishness and his shamelessness.

Unable to act coquettishly, Yu Xian secretly moved forward, only to suddenly see Xia Weiyi, the object of his love at first sight, looking back through the rearview mirror.

The two stared at each other, and he immediately sat up straight, placing his hands on his lap, like a well-behaved child, letting her scrutinize him and show him to him. His face and ear tips turned red, like an innocent young man.

Xia Weiwei: "????"

A merman prince arrived at the military headquarters. He had blue hair, flawless skin, an androgynous face, and a pair of blue eyes that seemed to look at even dogs with deep affection, like a legendary siren.

This siren was also following Jiang Chacha's side; Major General Xia personally brought it over from the military gate.

Many people in the military headquarters took the opportunity to drink water and stand in front of the window to look down. Others took the opportunity to deliver documents and walked a few more steps to the lobby on the first floor to catch a glimpse of Yu Xian, the merman prince.

Xia Weiyi escorted Jiang Chacha to the elevator entrance: "Jiang Chacha, the Commander-in-Chief wants you to go up to see him first. I will take care of Prince Yu Xian for now."

Jiang Chacha still felt a bit like a fellow townsman to Yu Xian, so she said, "Major General Xia, when you're entertaining him, could you take him to get something to eat first? He likes noodles, spicy food, and meat. Get him plenty of those."

Xia Weiyi nodded: "Okay, I'll take him out to eat and try to prepare some food that he likes."

Jiang Chacha nodded, then turned her gaze to Yu Xian, her tone slightly annoyed: "Yu Xian, you better behave and listen to me. Go with Major General Xia for now, I'm going first..."

Before she could finish speaking, Yu Xian waved her hand and urged her, "I know, I know, I will definitely listen to Major General Xia's words obediently. You go and see Commander Chongming right away!"

Today, he not only met the person he fell in love with at first sight, but he also got to spend time alone with her. Heaven has been very kind to him.

His soul transmigration was not in vain. All the humiliation, injustice, and pain he suffered in the merfolk were worth it. Good days were beckoning to him.

Jiang Chacha turned her gaze to Xia Weiyi: "Thank you for your trouble. If he does anything wrong, just beat him up. It's on me."

Xia Weiyi smiled and replied, "Okay, please!"

Jiang Chacha stepped into the elevator and pressed the button for her floor.

The elevator doors were closed.

Yu Xian stood on tiptoe to make himself taller, turned to face Xia Weiyi, sold Jiang Chacha, and hypocritically maintained his image as a handsome merman.

"Major General Xia, don't listen to Jiang Chacha. Actually, I don't like noodles or spicy food, and I eat very little meat."

"Well, I have a very small appetite. Two ounces of small fish and half a pound of seaweed are enough for one meal!"

(End of this chapter)