Chapter 305 Do You Think I'm Stupid?

Shi Xia led the group through the crowd.

Among the crowd were parents, teachers, and Wen Cheng'an.

Shi Xia gave Wen Cheng'an a look, and Wen Cheng'an nodded knowingly: his wife wasn't coming home for dinner today.

He can eat at the cafeteria tonight and do some night training while he's at it, since he has nothing to do when he gets back anyway.

It was such a happy decision.

Song Wei, who was standing next to Wen Cheng'an, nudged him and asked, "Why do I have a feeling you're holding back a fart?"

"Your farts are all good, so next time don't let them out. Just hold them in and eat them yourself."

Song Wei was disgusted.

This couple is someone you can't afford to offend.

"Hey, isn't your Shi Xia scared because she's so amazing?"

"I'm scared!"

Wen Chengan spoke as if it were obvious, but Song Wei didn't understand.

"You don't understand, this is our style."

Song Wei: Why did he ask?
"We can't afford any problems, can we? There are over a hundred children. If any of them cause trouble, it will be difficult to manage them."

Wen Chengan shook his head.

“These kids are nothing. When my wife first met me, I was even more deserving of a beating. Now look at me? There’s no one better or more handsome than me.”

"You should still worry about them."

After losing sight of Shi Xia, Wen Cheng'an turned and left, calling out to Song Wei, "Hurry up, let's have a training session tonight."

"what?"

Song Wei realized what was happening and chased after them.

"Wen Cheng'an, I've discovered you're a real scoundrel! Your wife's not home and you're doing night training? Wait for me, is night training enough? I think we should have three more days of intensive training."

The two went off in cahoots.

On the other side, Shi Xia led 138 people, plus 30 helpers, to the beach.

"Let's start with swimming."

"Swim to the three islands in the sea."

"You're all kids from the seaside, you all know how to swim, right? It's okay if you don't, you can learn now, you won't drown."

"Go to the sea!"

At the command, no one moved.

Shi Xia had expected this; kicking one of them away was effortless and quite satisfying.

Pfft!Pfft!
After a few were kicked in, others jumped in like dumplings being dropped into a pot. It's better to do it yourself.

Shi Xia blew a whistle, and Fatty came over in no time.

After a long time apart, Shi Xia stood on Pang Pang's back, affectionately cuddling with him for a while.

With an imposing wave of his hand, a dozen orcas, hundreds of dolphins, and hundreds of sea turtles came over.

Each child is protected by a dolphin and a sea turtle; there's no way they can be lazy, and drowning is out of the question.

Shi Xia's supernatural abilities provided comprehensive monitoring; they were in the water and couldn't go anywhere.

And so, the children swam with all their might.

The good kid who usually brags about how good he is at swimming can swim for ten minutes or twenty minutes without any problem, but he starts to feel tired after half an hour and his hands and feet become sore after forty minutes.

"continue!"

Shi Xia declared that the children had no choice but to continue; they couldn't just give up.

And so, they swam for several hours from Haiming Island to Haisan Island, and when they got ashore, none of them could stand up.

Shi Xia didn't give them any time and pulled them up one by one.

"Don't stop, we haven't even started working yet."

Next, she led the children into groups to pull the boat.

That's right, just like boatmen pulling a barge.

The boat was tied with four or five thick hemp ropes, each of which was held by dozens of children on their shoulders as they walked barefoot, their shoulders covered in bloody welts.

It hurts, I'm exhausted!
But it just wouldn't stop, even though someone pretended to faint, Shi Xia had arranged for Old Man Xu to help.

One pulse diagnosis is all it takes to know if it's real or fake.

Some children continued to pretend, but after an acupuncture needle as thick as a finger was taken out, the illness was cured before the medicine even arrived.

The residents of the three islands watched from afar.

"Aren't our fishing boats floating at sea? How did they get stranded?"

"Shi Xia specially brought it back."

"Ah—what are these kids doing?" "I heard they reported their own mothers and are going to shave their heads."

"This needs to be addressed! Is one ship enough?"

……

All three fishing boats were pulled into the ocean by the boatmen, ready to set sail at any time.

Just when the children thought they could rest, Shi Xia took them to the seaweed seedling area and asked them to plant seaweed.

"We really have no strength left!"

"If you continue like this, we will die."

"Aren't you afraid we'll waste all your seaweed seedlings!"

Summer has arrived when the children begin to counter-threat.

Is Shi Xia afraid?

joke!

I've never been afraid of anything in my life!
"Ho ho ho my seaweed seedlings? You are so naively cute. The ocean is so vast, seaweed seedlings are an inexhaustible resource for me."

"On the contrary, you guys don't grow it properly, so you might as well eat it. I'll make you eat seaweed sprouts every day until your face is all green! Do you dare to take the challenge?"

"Actually, I'm still very curious about what a green face looks like."

The children quieted down and stopped misbehaving.

Because they knew that Shi Xia could keep her word.

She said if they were told to eat, they would definitely eat.

Who wants to eat seaweed sprouts?

They want to eat rice right now!

"Hurry up and finish, then we can eat."

Shi Xia's words did give them some strength.

It was already dark, and they were starving. Several children couldn't resist catching some small creatures on the beach to eat.

The planting of kelp seedlings has begun.

On the other side, Uncle Cao was cooking with several villagers.

The villagers looked at the dark-colored steamed buns and asked, "Does our village still have these?"

"There's none left. I went out of town to buy them."

"Damn, I get jealous just looking at this stuff now. Life is so good."

“Who says otherwise? My family doesn’t even like cornbread made from two kinds of flour anymore, let alone cornbread made entirely from bran and corn cobs.”

Uncle Cao's eyes stung a little from the smell.

Of all people to mess with, these kids had to pick on Shi Xia.

"Hurry up and steam it, they're waiting to eat over there."

The pots and pots of black cornbread were ready and carried out.

At Shi Xia's command, the children stopped planting seaweed seedlings.

"Come over for dinner!"

They charged forward like hungry wolves, yet they still knew to line up, afraid of missing out on food, because they were just too hungry.

Eat as much as you want, all you can eat!

"Let's eat!"

At the word "Dinner's ready," Uncle Cao and the others lifted the cloth covering the black cornbread, revealing a small, dark mountain of cornbread.

"what is this?"

"It smells bad."

"Is this all we're supposed to eat?"

Shi Xia arrived.

"What's wrong with eating this? If you don't want to eat this, you can eat seaweed sprouts."

Kelp sprouts are fishy and slippery, and most importantly, they don't keep you full!
One child was so hungry that after taking some, he couldn't resist eating the others too!
So hungry!
Some people were not convinced and confronted Shi Xia head-on.

"If you eat it, I'll be convinced!"

Shi Xia burst out laughing.

"You little brat trying to provoke me? Do you think I'm stupid?!"

After saying that, Shi Xia took the lunchbox that Grandpa Shi brought her. It contained three dishes and a soup, as well as rice, which smelled delicious.

"Excuse me, I'm having dinner."

 I consistently write two chapters of 4,000 words each day. If you find one or two chapters missing, don't doubt it, I've definitely been banned again.

  (End of this chapter)

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