Follow the army to the island, the rebellious male protagonist was led by me to counterattack

Chapter 296: This worked!
Shi Xia and the little boy Huang Doudou ate with their mouths full of oil, then lay on the roof watching the stars.

"I wish you were my mother."

Click!

The tiles beneath her feet were crushed by Shi Xia's footsteps.

"You brat, you repay kindness with enmity! I carried you to victory for nothing, your dad's an old hag, how could he be worthy of me?"

Huang Doudou is lying on his side.

"Sister, shouldn't you have told me you were married first?"

"No! This isn't about getting married or not; it's about you insulting my character."

Huang Doudou and Shi Xia looked at each other and burst out laughing. The next second, the patrolmen walked by, and the two of them ducked down to carefully avoid them.

So exciting!

Huang Doudou had no relatives besides Huang Xiong since she was a child; they were either housekeepers or servants.

"I remember you had a few brothers with you?"

"Didn't those guys all become monks?"

At this point, Huang Doudou said with some resentment, "I suspect the Huang family's ancestral graves are bad, why have they all become nuns? Sister, do you think I might become a nun at some point in the future too?"

Shi Xia shook her head.

"No."

"why?"

"Because I've discovered that you love money just as much as I do."

Huang Doudou was overjoyed, as if she had found a kindred spirit, and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes, sister, how did you find out!"

Shi Xia glanced at it and said, "You've touched your left pocket eighteen times. Is there some gold beans in there?"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Huang Doudou took out a small bottle of golden beans and shared it with Shi Xia.

"good."

"Right? All my toys when I was a kid were made of gold."

Shi Xia: I want to rob someone, and the target is super easy to find.

Forget it, I'll just be a good person.

Huang Doudou continued reciting what toys he had when he was a child, completely unaware of what was going on, making Shi Xia's heart itch with curiosity.

The world of the rich is indeed different; she's still not rich enough.

The two children stayed on the roof for a long time, only coming down when it was almost dawn.

At breakfast time, the two arrived at the restaurant on time.

Fortunately, it's not all green anymore; it's all white now.

White porridge, white steamed buns, white egg whites.

Shi Xia wondered: Is it illegal to eat food of another color?

The meal was finished quickly, and Huang Xiong left excitedly.

Huang Doudou gave Shi Xia a look, and the two left the restaurant together and went to the back garden.

"Sister Shixia, shall we play hide-and-seek?"

"it is good!"

Huang Doudou has hidden himself, so Shi Xia goes to find him.

The servants, bodyguards, and butlers were all watching from a distance. Shi Xia searched further and further away, and eventually she and Huang Doudou left Huang Xiong's house.

Huang Doudou skillfully crawled out through the dog hole.

Shi Xia jumped over the wall to get out.

"Sister, can I come with you next time?"

Shi Xia stared at the dog hole and asked, "Why would a wealthy family have a dog hole leading outside? Isn't that a security flaw?"

Huang Doudou patted his palm.

"Sister, is it possible that I dug this hole myself?"

"Oh, I see. Your family's safety awareness is too weak. The wall should extend downwards by at least four or five meters. Let's see how you dig then."

Huang Doudou asked speechlessly, "Sister, this is my home, not a prison."

"They're all pretty much the same. They don't even dare to go out through the front door. What's the difference?"

Huang Doudou: It seems there really isn't any.

Forget it, they're powerful, and what they say goes.

Huang Doudou left with Shi Xia, and the two even changed clothes halfway there. Huang Doudou's golden beans came in handy at this moment.

During this time, several people saw the child and woman together and, thinking they were easy to bully, planned to rob them. Unsurprisingly, Huang Doudou's eyes gleamed with excitement as she looked at Shi Xia.

"Sister, please teach me!"

"It's not that it's impossible, it's just that the tuition is a bit expensive."

"It's okay, I have money! Even if I don't spend it, my stupid dad will squander it all."

Shi Xia chuckled and went with Huang Doudou to the place where the Holy Lord was preaching.

Shi Xia sat on a branch of a big tree, with Huang Doudou sitting opposite her.

"That is the Holy Lord."

Shi Xia looked over.

A bald head, a white face, white clothes, and a face full of sorrow and compassion.

I must say, he does have a bit of the air of a holy monk.

"Sister, how do you plan to expose him?"

"My method will definitely work."

Huang Doudou wondered, what method could be guaranteed to work?

The two listened to the Holy Lord's sermon in the tree for an hour. When the Holy Lord left, Shi Xia also left with Huang Doudou.

Huang Doudou was carried on Shi Xia's back. He felt as if he were flying at lightning speed. His sister climbed up a house and escaped from everyone.

Those who couldn't avoid it were all taken down by Shi Xia.

Huang Doudou's mouth never closed from beginning to end: That's amazing!
Shi Xia went into the place where the Holy Lord was resting and hid inside.

A moment later, the door opened, and the Holy Lord returned.

Humming a little tune, half of his compassionate nature vanished instantly, replaced by a touch of greasiness.

He really is a fraud.

Shi Xia told Huang Doudou to keep hiding, and then she went out with her face covered.

Huang Doudou watched intently, wondering what method had worked.

"You— Waaaaaaah!"

The Holy Lord had his jaw dislocated by Shi Xia, and then she started beating him up.

Huang Doudou suddenly realized: This method is indeed effective.

Shi Xia is very skilled at beating people, making them suffer excruciating pain, yet leaving no marks on their bodies.

Not only were they beaten, but they were also given water.

Shi Xia pressed the Holy Lord's head in and pulled it out repeatedly.

After several attempts, the Holy Lord slapped the ground and, despite the pain, managed to write a few words: What do you want?
Shi Xia was puzzled.

"Didn't I say that?!"

Holy Lord: Who the hell are you asking?!
"Judging from your look, I suspect you're insulting me, and I'm not happy about it."

Gulu!
The Holy Lord was pressed back in by Shi Xia again.

After a few times, Shi Xia nodded in satisfaction and said, "That's more like it, your eyes are much clearer now."

Holy Lord: I have no strength left.

"I'll put your jaw back on, and we can talk. Believe me, your shouts will never be as loud as my jaw removal."

The Holy Lord nodded.

With a snap, the chin was on.

With a snap, his jaw fell off.

Holy Lord: "..."

"I was afraid you'd scream, so I'll demonstrate it for you once. It's okay, I'll put it on for you again!"

How miserable was the Holy Lord? Even Huang Doudou, hiding in the closet, felt a little sorry for him.

Shi Xia then installed it again.

"Alright, what medicine was added to the holy water?"

One question stumped the Holy Lord: How did she know?

"Stop trying to make up lies. The fact that I'm asking this means I know something. I'll know if you lie. You've experienced my methods before, and they weren't pleasant."

The Holy Lord was thinking and weighing the pros and cons. Huang Doudou in the cabinet was astonished: How does Sister know so much information?
"It seems you don't want to talk about it. Let's play a game then. Do you know how long it takes for a person to actually bleed to die?"

Shi Xia pulled out a dagger and nimbly twirled it in her hand, seemingly about to dislocate the Holy Lord's jaw.

"I said! I added painkillers!"

(End of this chapter)