After understanding animal language, the villainous girl is guaranteed to become a heartthrob.
Chapter 663 Such a huge cat pack
Chapter 663 Such a huge cat pack
Huang Mao's head was in complete disarray as he listened to his colleagues' accusations.
He yelled irritably, "Stop arguing! Can't I think about this?"
As soon as he finished speaking, his colleagues immediately fell silent.
Huang Mao recalled carefully.
Rainy day, smoking, convenience store clerk, dark-skinned, big rat...
The blond-haired man's brows furrowed deeper and deeper. He stared at Matcha's head and asked incredulously, "Brother, the gang leader you're talking about isn't Black Cat, is it?"
"You remembered?" Matcha Head sneered.
The blond-haired man's heart, which had been in his throat, instantly settled down. He looked speechless and said, "Brother, you scared me to death. I thought I had really offended the gang. It turns out it was just a cat."
"What? A cat?"
"What? The black cat is just a cat?"
"Not a gang leader?"
"..."
The matcha-headed girl pushed aside the noisy heads around her, her expression serious: "This is a serious matter, okay? What kind of attitude is this?"
The blond-haired guy said helplessly, "Brother, all I did was say that the black cat looked disgusting, it's no big deal..."
"You..." Matcha Head was furious. He took a deep breath to calm himself down. "Black Cat got dumped by his girlfriend White Cat because of what you said. He called on his friends and family to take revenge. There's so much cat poop and trash in front of the shop every day. Didn't you see it?"
The blond-haired man scoffed, "That black cat is really petty. He blames me for being dumped by his girlfriend? I saw the cat poop and poop, I just had someone clean it up."
The matcha-headed man said angrily, "Is it free to clean it up? Or are you going to be responsible for cleaning it up?"
"No, no, no." The blond-haired guy immediately put on a fawning smile. "Brother, don't do this. I'm allergic to cat poop."
Matcha Head: "You'd better straighten out your attitude, think about where you went wrong, then come with me to apologize to that black cat properly, and then treat it and its relatives and friends to a feast for three months before this matter can be put to rest."
The smile on the blond-haired man's face froze instantly. "Brother, what did you say? Apologize to the black cats and then treat them to food for three months?"
“Yes.” Matcha-headed man nodded solemnly.
The blond-haired man reached out to touch his forehead. "Brother, you don't have a fever, do you?"
Matcha Head slapped his hand away, suppressing her anger, and said, "I asked a big streamer for help with this, so don't take it lightly! Otherwise, the shop will be surrounded by cat poop and garbage every day, and it will go out of business sooner or later!"
"What big streamer?" the blond-haired guy asked curiously.
Matcha Head: "You've seen animal streamer Jiang Yuan on social media, right?"
Huang Mao was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly asked, "Brother, did Teacher Jiang really say that?"
Matcha nodded: "Yes, all that cat poop and trash is coming back to get revenge on you!"
The blond-haired man was silent for two seconds, then looked up and asked, "How do you want me to apologize? I'll go apologize to the black cat right now!"
Jiang Yuan listened on the other end of the phone, somewhat surprised.
Is her name really that effective?
It's astonishing that someone as disdainful as blondie would rush to apologize with a bundle of thorns on his back.
"Wait a minute." Matcha-headed man stopped him. "Black Cat said your attitude must be sincere. If you don't sincerely apologize, then it won't agree to a settlement."
Yellow Hair: "I will definitely apologize sincerely!"
Jiang Yuan then slowly spoke: "Then you should rehearse it once in the live broadcast room first."
"Is this Teacher Jiang?" The blond-haired boy's eyes lit up suddenly, and he snatched the phone excitedly. "Teacher Jiang, I'm your fan! I've liked you ever since you rode the tiger!"
Jiang Yuan raised an eyebrow and smiled faintly: "Thank you, then you can start apologizing."
"Give it back!" Matcha-headed man snatched back the phone. "Anchor Jiang told you to apologize, hurry up!" Yellow-haired man pretended to be honest and said loudly, "Black Cat, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed at you for being dark and disgusting when you were dating your girlfriend, and I especially shouldn't have said you looked like a big rat. Please forgive me!"
After saying that, he quickly looked at the phone with the matcha-shaped head, "Teacher Jiang, am I being sincere enough?"
Jiang Yuan said in a flat tone, "To be honest, it's very insincere."
[Yeah, it's too perfunctory!]
[Completely lacking in sincerity]
[You expect Black Cat to forgive you for this? That's hilarious!]
"Huh?" the blond-haired man asked, frowning. "Isn't that sincere enough? Then what should we do?"
Jiang Yuan: "The black cat is angry because of what you said, and you are still attacking its appearance when you apologize. How can it forgive you? Also, you should apologize to it, not write a self-criticism."
Huang Mao hurriedly waved his hand to explain, "Teacher Jiang, you misunderstood. I won't attack its appearance. I didn't mean any harm. I'm just a smart aleck."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Yuan nodded, "Then let's do it again."
"Okay, let me think about it." The blond-haired man looked up at the ceiling, thought for a while, and then bowed deeply in the direction of the camera.
"Black Cat, I'm sorry to get to know you this way. I've always had a sharp tongue, and I accidentally hurt you with my words that day. I'm really sorry!"
"I really didn't expect those words to affect your relationship with White Cat. I'm so sorry! I've realized my mistake and hope you can give me a chance to make amends!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the blond-haired man bowed again.
That's more like it!
There's a huge difference between being intentional and being insincere.
The blond-haired boy straightened up, looking expectantly at the direction of the matcha-headed man's phone. "Teacher Jiang, is this sincere enough?"
Jiang Yuan's voice held a hint of a smile. "Okay."
The blond-haired man immediately breathed a sigh of relief. "Then I'm relieved."
"Let's go, I'll take you to apologize to the black cat." Matcha Head took the lead and walked towards the door.
Yellow Hair hurriedly followed behind.
As Matcha turned into the alley next to the fruit shop, she was startled.
There were only five or six stray cats when I came over, but now there's a huge, densely packed group of them.
The blond-haired man was also frightened, and he began to stammer, "So...so...many..."
The black cat was surrounded by a group of cats, like a star being surrounded by the moon. Its golden eyes were half-closed as it sized up the yellow fur with disdain and arrogance.
Jiang Yuan said gently, "Kitty, Huang Mao has come to apologize to you."
"Meow! Fine!" The black cat raised its chin. "Meow! Let him talk!"
Jiang Yuan reminded him, "You can say it now."
Huang Mao had initially felt ashamed to apologize to the cats, but seeing such a large group of cats, he no longer dared to think that way.
He looked at the black cat and bowed deeply.
This apology was more sincere than the previous one.
The black cat seemed satisfied, its tail tip slowly sweeping across the ground. "Meow meow meow! You promised to provide us with three months' worth of food! Deliver it here on time every day, and provide the same amount of food as today's cats!"
Jiang Yuan relayed his words.
The blond-haired man nodded repeatedly and assured him, "Okay, okay, I'll deliver the food on time every day."
The black cat nodded in satisfaction, its golden eyes glancing at the phone on the matcha-headed cat's face, and said haughtily, "Meow! Thanks, miss!"
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