After understanding animal language, the villainous girl is guaranteed to become a heartthrob.
Chapter 516 "Do you hate your child?"
Chapter 516 "Do you hate your child?"
The live stream has already attracted 10,000 viewers.
Jiang Yuan started making random connections.
Soon, the connection with "Xiaoxue can eat without gaining weight" was successfully established.
The screen was split into two interfaces. In the split screen, a face with baby fat appeared. The girl had her hair in a bun and her face was full of joy and shock.
"Me?" She pointed at herself in disbelief. "This kind of overwhelming wealth has actually fallen into my lap!"
Xiaoxue, who doesn't gain weight no matter how much she eats, even put her hands on her hips, tilted her head back, and laughed heartily, "Wahahaha..."
Sister, that's enough!
[Alright, alright, just you wait. Next time it's my turn, I'll definitely laugh for a longer time!]
Jiang Yuan was amused by her reaction. "Xiaoxue, you're so cute."
Upon hearing this, Xiaoxue, who doesn't gain weight from eating, immediately sat obediently in front of the camera and waved to greet everyone: "Good evening, Teacher Jiang, and hello to all the brothers and sisters in the live stream."
"Good evening, Xiaoxue." Jiang Yuan smiled slightly. "You're not fat."
【No, not good at all!】
Good evening, sisters. Xiaoxue is being naughty tonight.
Xiaoxue, who doesn't gain weight no matter what she eats, covered her mouth and laughed happily when she heard Jiang Yuan's words: "Really?"
“Really, being too thin isn’t good either,” Jiang Yuan said earnestly. “Good health and a well-proportioned figure are the most important things.”
"I understand!" Xiaoxue nodded vigorously, "I can't gain weight no matter what I eat."
A faint smile appeared on Jiang Yuan's lips as she slowly said, "Then, is there anything I can help you with, Xiaoxue, who never gains weight?"
Xiaoxue, who doesn't gain weight, made a gesture like a primary school student raising their hand, saying, "Yes, Teacher Jiang."
"Please speak, Xiaoxue."
"Teacher Jiang, I have two cats at home. Recently, the mother cat gave birth to three kittens, but for some reason, the father cat's attitude towards the mother cat and kittens is very strange. Whenever the mother cat gets close, the father cat will be aggressive towards her."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Yuan raised her eyes slightly, "It is a bit strange, would a father cat be aggressive towards his kittens?"
"Yes." Xiaoxue nodded vigorously. "He's even fiercer to the kittens. If I don't keep an eye on them, the father cat kicks and shoves them and even bites them. I'm afraid the father cat will eat the kittens, so I've already separated them."
Did the father cat not know that those were his own kittens?
[Actually, this kind of attitude from the cat dad is quite normal, because my husband is the same way. He's indifferent to the children, and sometimes when they bother him while he's on his phone, he hits and yells at them.]
[Are you kidding me or serious...?]
After thinking for a few seconds, Jiang Yuan asked softly, "Xiaoxue, did Daddy Cat see Mommy Cat give birth to kittens?"
"Yes," Xiaoxue nodded, explaining, "Before the mother cat gave birth to the kittens, the two of them had a very good relationship. How good? So good that the father cat would accompany the mother cat when she pooped."
"Moreover, the father cat seems to know that the mother cat is pregnant, and he often shares his food with her."
[I know the answer to this question, because now that the kittens have been born, the cat dad isn't afraid the cat mom will run away, so he starts to show his true colors.]
You are a true genius.
That's really strange. Why does the father cat change after the mother cat gives birth?
Jiang Yuan frowned slightly. "Xiaoxue, why don't you bring the cat dad over? I want to talk to him."
"Okay." Xiaoxue, who doesn't gain weight, replied and stood up, leaving the camera's view.
About three minutes later, Xiaoxue, who never gains weight, returned to the camera carrying an orange and white cat.
"Teacher Jiang, I'm sorry, the cat dad has disappeared somewhere. I've been looking for him for ages but haven't found him." She stroked the orange and white cat's head and explained, "This is the cat mom, named Lala." Lala's gaze swept around and landed on the phone screen, her round, golden cat eyes filled with curiosity.
Jiang Yuan met its gaze, a slight smile playing on her lips, and said gently, "Lala, hello, I'm Jiang Yuan. I heard you had kittens these past few days, is that right?"
The mother cat, Lala, meowed softly, "Yes, the cat gave birth to kittens, three kittens."
“They must be very cute,” Jiang Yuan said.
Lala, the cat mom, was taken aback at first, then shook her head, "Meow~ They're not cute at all."
This time it was Jiang Yuan's turn to be stunned. She pursed her lips before asking, "Aren't they your babies? How can you not find them cute?"
"Meow~ Even though they are kittens born from a cat, they are really not cute at all. They don't look like cats, nor do they look like black beans."
"Black beans?"
Xiaoxue, who doesn't gain weight, quickly explained, "Black Bean is the name of the cat's father."
"I see." Jiang Yuan nodded gently, suddenly feeling curious about what the kittens Lala and Hei Dou's offspring looked like. "Could we see the kittens?"
"Sure," Xiaoxue, who doesn't gain weight, immediately agreed, holding her cat mom Lala in one arm and picking up her phone with the other.
She walked out of the room and onto the balcony.
Inside a pink cat cage, three kittens were sleeping soundly on their backs.
When Jiang Yuan saw the three kittens, one word instantly flashed through her mind—tiger-striped cake.
She wasn't the only one who thought this way; the audience did too.
[Frog Fun, three tiger-skin cakes!]
Oh my god, the kitten is so cute! Do you support paid adoption?
[Authentic tiger-skin cake, hahaha]
Lala, the mother cat, nestled in her owner's arms, covered her eyes with her little paws, looking utterly disgusted. "Meow~ Why would a cat give birth to such an ugly kitten?"
It really can't understand.
With her own beauty and her own fierce personality, why did she give birth to a child who looks neither like her mother nor her father?
"They're so cute!" Jiang Yuan found it amusing. "The babies are adorable, not ugly at all."
"Meow! Ugly!" the mother cat said firmly. "They're so ugly! Even cats don't like them anymore!"
Upon hearing Cat Mom's words, Jiang Yuan's smile vanished instantly, replaced by a serious expression. "Do you hate your child?"
【Huh? What's going on?? ? ? 】
[Seriously? The cat dad doesn't like his kittens, and neither does the cat mom?]
[Oh, my little one, what did you do wrong? Why don't your parents love you?]
Even though Xiaoxue doesn't gain weight easily, she frowned with worry. "Teacher Jiang, doesn't Lala like its babies either?"
"Meow! Yes!" the mother cat, Spicy, cried out at the top of her lungs, "Meow meow meow! Black Bean has been ignoring the cat these past few days and even being aggressive towards it. It must be because the kittens the cat gave birth to are too ugly, and it doesn't like them!"
"So, because Hei Dou ignored you and yelled at you, you started to hate your own child, right?" Jiang Yuan asked.
Mommy Cat Lala nodded, "Meow~ That's right, it's all because they're too ugly that Black Bean ignores the cat!"
[No way, the cat mom is a love-struck fool?]
Wait, this cat mom looks a bit like my best friend...
[I'm dying of laughter, how come this live stream is full of all sorts of funny stories?]
When will this connect with me? I need to ask my cat if he's love-struck too.
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