Xiuxian Food Stall, a Hot Spot as Soon as It Opens

Chapter 259 Eating girls, piglets, worms, and shoes?

"A pure-hearted grasshopper, fiery and tender, comes to your home tonight. Your home has its little sweetheart; let's make a pact to have babies together, babies, crunchy and delicious, like chicken, one bite at a time..."

The singing was so beautiful and the tone so melodious that it was clear at a glance that it did not come from Lu Wu's mouth.

The Octopus Prince hummed a song he had passionately composed, squatting at the entrance of the Divine Doctor's Hall, waiting for today's delicious meal. Upon seeing Lu Wu appear, he immediately stood up and waved enthusiastically.

"Where are the others?"

The entrance to the Divine Doctor's Hall used to be bustling with people, but now there are hardly any patients in line.

Lu Wu didn't see any diners appear either, as if their enthusiasm had been exhausted yesterday.

Even among the few supporting characters, only Long Zhang appeared today.

Something's not right here.

Does this mean I'm going to be sidelined again today?

But no matter what, the street vendors will have to keep going.

The stall was set up, and the insect feast, with even more varieties than yesterday, immediately caught Long Zhang's attention. He swallowed hard and said, "Oh, they said they couldn't come because of something, but they told Boss Lu not to worry, they will still take care of your business."

That sounds like an excuse.

Presumably, they didn't want their past exposed, and the safest way was not to come to the scene.

After hanging up the sign, Lu Wu was about to ask Long Zhang what he wanted to eat when she saw someone walking over from not far away.

He was an unfamiliar face, and his clothes and appearance were average.

After he arrived at the stall, he picked up a phone and swiped it a few times, then sent the photo to someone.

"Boss Lu, I'm the errand boy that Boss Qin Zhan sent. Boss Qin asked me to pass on a message that he really has something to do and can't come, so please don't worry. He also said that he wants to get three new insects."

The Yijietong page was displayed in front of Lu Wu. She glanced at it and saw that the person opposite her was indeed Qin Zhan.

Lu Wu was speechless after seeing Qin Zhan's outrageous actions.

There was a pause.

She had a feeling that quite a few diners would engage in this kind of bizarre behavior today.

I was originally planning to ask the diners in person what suggestions they had for the new worm, but it seems I won't be able to get that information now.

"Hold on."

After Lu Wu signaled to the errand runner, she began packing Qin Zhan's order according to the other party's instructions.

This deliveryman seems to specialize in this industry. He's quite accepting of unusual customer requests, except for the food the customer wants to buy, which he finds a bit hard to accept.

"Are these things edible?"

It smells quite nice, but who knows if there are any things that shouldn't be in it?

The deliveryman's gaze swept across the stall and landed on the large plate of scorpions.

This scorpion has a black exoskeleton; it looks very venomous.

Scorpions are troublesome to deal with, so Lu Wu cut them all off to avoid them stinging people.

Scorpions usually live in the soil and have a strong earthy smell that can affect their taste. Before frying them, Lu Wu blanched them in high-proof liquor to remove the fishy smell.

The deep-frying process is pretty much the same; you just need to control the temperature.

Its brown appearance is indeed intriguing.

It is difficult for many people who have never tried this food to adapt to it.

"Of course you can eat it, I can vouch for it."

Hearing this, Long Zhang was not happy. He patted his chest and began to explain to his errand boy the greatness of Luwu cuisine.

They were exaggerating and making it sound incredibly impressive.

Lu Wu, the person involved, blushed.

But the deliveryman didn't believe it at all. On the contrary, because Long Zhang was too excited, doubt was almost showing in his eyes.

"Brother, I see you have extraordinary talent and a bright future. Why not join the Baozi Cult? We'll share all of Boss Lu's culinary delights here."

"From now on, we are one family."

Long Zhang, who considers himself a senior follower of the Xi Jinping Thought, is duty-bound to take on the responsibility of expanding the Xi Jinping Thought.

That fervent attitude and devout faith in food made the deliveryman's heart pound.

Oh no, his body has been targeted. "No, thank you."

The errand runner subtly distanced himself from Long Zhang, and even carefully used magic to clean the sleeve that Long Zhang had pulled on.

What bad luck!
Judging from the errand runner's expression, he probably mistook Long Zhang for a missionary of some cult.

Lu Wu, who was watching all of this, wanted to cover her face.

Fortunately, Prince Longzhang was still not very good at observing emotions and did not notice the errand boy's dissatisfaction, assuming that the other party was really unwilling.

"That's alright, we Baozi Sect don't force people to do things."

In the end, those who initially refused will eventually turn around and beg to join.

To this, the deliveryman simply replied with two words: "Hehe."

"The things are packed."

After Lu Wu spoke, the deliveryman breathed a sigh of relief.

After throwing the spirit stones onto the stall, he quickly ran away with the items.

I thought it was just a regular errand order, but I ended up with a lunatic. He's so slow, hurry up!

One order completed.

Not far away, someone peeked out from a corner; they were yesterday's diners.

They had actually arrived long ago, but the memory of being stripped naked yesterday made them afraid to face today's storm.

Fortunately, Qin Zhan made a good start, allowing them to find other ways to enjoy the food.

Indeed, there's nothing money can't buy.

This led to a large crowd gathering around Lu Wu's stall in no time.

There were men, women, and children, all there to buy food, but none of them wanted to eat it themselves.

Lu Wu looked at the little boy in front of her, who was about seven or eight years old. The boy's expression was hazy, and he was munching on a candied hawthorn.

"Boss Lu, that brother asked me to bring scorpions, water beetles, and grasshoppers, and these are spirit stones."

Clearly, this little girl had also been tricked into running errands.

Sniffling, the little girl smiled at Lu Wu, but didn't show her teeth, because both of her front teeth had fallen out.

A bit funny.

Behind the little girl was a hunchbacked old man, who held spirit stones tremblingly in his hands and carefully placed them on the stall.

"Boss, I want to buy a girl, a worm, and shoes."

The old man is too old, his mind isn't very sharp, and he speaks unclearly.

Upon hearing the old man order, Lu Wu pondered for a moment before understanding.

"You mean ants, bamboo worms, and scorpions, right?"

"Yes, girlfriend..."

The old man repeated, his accent still present.

Lu Wu smiled and didn't correct him, but packed the items according to the other party's requirements.

After receiving the items, the old man carried the oil paper package and slowly walked out with his cane. His steps were very slow, and he would stop from time to time to look around, as if trying to determine the direction.

I wonder which customer hired this delivery person; I don't know if they'll be able to deliver on time.

For half an hour straight, Lu Wu served diners who came to run errands for her. Of course, there were also diners who felt they had done nothing wrong and came to report in person.

"Old Qian, how many times did you and that girl have sex last night? How come she got up earlier than you this morning? You're not doing well."

However, when this overly personal question was asked, one diner who considered himself "innocent" quickly covered his mouth and ran away.

Damn it, he clearly went there secretly in the middle of the night, how did he get caught?

Thinking of the girl's bravery last night, Old Qian was moved to tears.

That really hit home.

He wasn't there to have fun; he was there to be played.

Oh dear, his back!

You should eat more insects to replenish your body when you get back.