Xiuxian Food Stall, a Hot Spot as Soon as It Opens

Chapter 257 My name is Tian Xiaohua

"Honey, tell me, who was that woman you were chatting with so enthusiastically on Yijietong last night?"

"Oh, it's a friend of mine."

"What kind of friends?"

"My friend in bed."

"You scumbag, I'm going to kill you."

The girl with the green hair pulled out a big hammer and started the chase.

There were extra things to watch at the stall, and Lu Wu couldn't wait to grab a stool, take out some melon seeds, and start eating, but the customers wouldn't give her a break.

They felt a tickle running down their spines looking at Boss Lu's expectant expression.

Choosing between delicious food and social death, this is such a difficult question.

As the number of "victims" increases, many diners begin to make themselves less noticeable.

"See you tomorrow, Mr. Lu."

After receiving his food, the diner at the very front left those words and made his escape, giving the others no chance to do anything.

That speed created a cloud of exhaust fumes.

This person is clearly a diner who has offended many people in the past.

"Next person."

Lu Wu called out, and then heard a response.

"Silkworm pupae, woodworms, and grasshoppers—I want these three."

The diner's choice was fine, but Lu Wu remained silent for a long time. She stared intently at the diner opposite her, deeply puzzled.

He didn't seem to open his mouth just now.

It wasn't a sound transmission either.

Could it be ventriloquism?

Or perhaps she and the other person became one in mind?
As Lu Wu's gaze shifted, the diner seemed to realize something: "Boss Lu, I didn't order this."

"Mr. Lu, it's me."

The voice appeared again, but this time it was on the left.

A hand suddenly appeared and tugged at Lu Wu's sleeve. The pale fingertips looked like those of a corpse that had never seen the sun for years. Upon seeing it, Lu Wu's heart almost stopped beating.

"..."

Good grief, the other party has gone invisible.

"Ahem, I have quite a few enemies."

In the past, he would go to great lengths to get his hands on Boss Lu's food as soon as possible.

Now, those diners he tricked are all grinning sinisterly, waiting to make their move.

Fortunately, he can use his brain. After using magic to become invisible, no one can see where he is.

"Hey hey hey!"

She heard the other person chuckling. Lu Wu handed over the food, and the other hand took it. A moment later, the other person smacked their lips again.

Lu Wu listened for a while and then silently mourned for the other party for a second in advance.

"Shen Qi, where did you hide the undergarment you stole from the Hehuan Sect disciple last time?"

A man in the line asked a question loudly.

"They sewed it onto my lining."

The invisible Shen Qi answered fluently, but he soon exploded.

"Wow, this is fine."

You could tell that Shen Qi was panicked.

Of course it will work. You're still here, and your ears aren't blocked. As long as the sound can be heard, the effect will be there.

This Shen Qiren has rather strong tastes.

"No way, could this lecherous thief who was chased for thousands of miles by the Hehuan Sect be Shen Qi?"

Some people in the crowd were startled.

About half a month ago, the Hehuan Sect suddenly issued a kill order, saying that a lecherous thief had sneaked into the Hehuan Sect to peep at female disciples bathing and had also stolen some items.

"You're talking nonsense. Someone else was peeping at the female disciples bathing, but I stole the undergarment. They were playing in the water together."

Shen Qi's voice was incredibly loud; clearly, he wasn't ashamed, but rather proud.

"Damn it, it's over."

However, after answering, Shen Qi's frustration was evident in her tone.

"Die, rapist!"

As a major sect, the Hehuan Sect has disciples all over the world, many of whom are also patrons of Luwu.

Upon hearing Shen Qi confess his crimes, a female disciple of the Hehuan Sect unleashed a barrage of spells at Lu Wu's side.

The flames grazed the stall and struck a spot precisely.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" "Grandma, are you serious? It's just a bellyband, we can just give it back to you. Is it really that big of a deal?"

Shen Qi was jumping up and down, but the sound was a bit ethereal.

"The wind is strong, let's get out of here."

He realized he couldn't stay here today.

"Oh no, he's going to get away."

The aura was fading, and the female disciple hesitated.

Catching this petty thief would be a great achievement, but she hasn't even had a chance to eat her delicious food yet.

"Fine, I'll let you off this time."

Ultimately, the female disciple chose to stay.

However, with Shen Qi setting an example, the remaining diners came up with all sorts of creative ideas.

"Behold my inescapable net!"

A black sphere exploded in the sky, and thick smoke instantly enveloped the entrance of the Divine Doctor's Hall, but fortunately, the wind quickly dispersed it.

But when her vision cleared again, Lu Wu turned her head blankly.

What about people?

The stall was packed with diners just moments ago, but now it's completely empty.

"Mr. Lu, it's my turn to order."

The voice was extremely hoarse, clearly a disguise.

The people are still there, they've all disappeared.

They really went to great lengths to buy some food.

The sounds in the air were elusive, making it impossible to pinpoint the other party's location.

The diners were all restless, but Lu Wu chose to be tolerant.

The queue disappeared as soon as the item was placed on the stall; it had been taken by the other party.

"Hehe, I don't believe I can fall for it like this."

The sound of the insect's crispy fried shell being bitten through was clearly audible.

"Hey bro, what's your name?"

"My name is Tian Xiaohua."

?

How could he be telling the truth?

In the middle of the move!
"No, no, you misheard me. My name is Tian Qingfeng, not Tian Xiaohua."

"Are you really not called Tian Xiaohua?" a customer asked cheekily.

"No, my name is Tian Xiaohua."

"Damn it, I'm just making this up, don't believe me."

Tian Xiaohua broke down.

After leaving the village, he changed his name to Narita Seifu.

How could a grown man call someone by such a girly and rustic name?

But now, his real name has been revealed.

"My mom is calling me home for dinner, so I'm leaving now."

Tian Xiaohua chose to flee the scene.

As it turns out, voice changing was useless; once you got the information, you could get it right every time you asked.

After the demonstration by these two brilliant minds, the room fell silent.

Some diners who had already started eating, or those who had nothing to hide, watched with amusement.

After Lu Wu pondered what else these diners might do, a note landed on Lu Wu's stall.

There were a few hastily written words on it. Lu Wu carefully examined them and recognized that the other party was ordering food.

"You want these three, right? Okay, they'll be ready in a minute."

This diner remained completely silent, and Lu Wu had no idea where the other person was.

As soon as he put down the packaged food, a spell came from afar, swept up the food, and quickly disappeared.

"Brothers, let's go first."

It seems this guy has learned his lesson; once he gets the food, he leaves without giving the other diners a chance to ask questions.

This method inspired many diners, and little notes fell like snowflakes, piling up all over Lu Wu's stall.

There are people selling them, and the number of insects is decreasing, but there are no customers to be seen.

Judging from this abstract way of buying and selling, Lu Wu could imagine how exciting the next few days of setting up a stall would be.

Thieves buy and run