Crossing the stars, I live-streamed my cultivation in kindergarten

Chapter 565 Extra: What if they transmigrated to the world of cultivation?
Simple household appliances were given impressive-sounding names by these human cultivators.

The Sunny Kids were at a loss for words when faced with the "stubbornness" of the Beast Taming Sect's human cultivators.

Because every word they said perfectly corresponded to the function of those "household appliances"!

If only Principal Xixi hadn't lost her memory! The household appliances in the textbooks all originated from Principal Xixi's research and development ideas and technical support. She would definitely be able to persuade these disobedient human cultivators!

The Peak Master of the Weapon Refining Peak exclaimed, "These ten household appliances are simply essential gadgets for every home! Whether it's purifying spiritual energy, improving the cultivation environment, or ensuring a safe living environment... amazing, absolutely wonderful!"

As he continued, the peak master of the weapon refining peak caressed the words on the book as if they were some priceless treasure.

again and again.

"Such a precious magical artifact must have been extremely difficult to forge..."

"Peak Master, I think it's not just difficult to refine, but we may not be able to collect all the materials either."

"That's right. Once such a magical artifact is forged, it will have the power to change the world! From then on, the cold and heat can be reversed, day and night can be reversed, and reality and illusion can be reversed... If one person can master all of this, then he is a true immortal in the world!"

Change the world?

Are true immortals still alive?

What are these human monks saying?

The children, unable to understand, stopped trying to figure it out, letting their "classmates" fall into some strange, fervent state of mind.

Hilcher glanced at Black Ink and Leo, who nodded obediently, and then arranged for the kindergarten students to begin their craft class.

Leo muttered to himself, "They're not trying to skip the practical part of the craft class, are they? ╭(╯^╰)╮ If Ms. Hilcher is going to give them a zero on their assessment, I'm not going to plead for them!" His tone was a mix of dissatisfaction, envy, or perhaps both.

The children spontaneously formed teams of three.

One group consists of Black Ink, Bernie, and Burr, who are preparing to create a "heat reversal array"—no, an air conditioner.

As expected of the group led by the class monitor, they immediately tackled the most difficult challenge: the air conditioner.

They had already previewed the relevant theoretical knowledge for this lesson. Today's lecture was simply Mr. Hilcher summarizing the key points and precautions, answering the questions the students had left for him about the knowledge points in this lesson, and keeping an eye on them to prevent any dangers during the production process.

The second group consisted of Leo, Zhuxia, and Phil. After glancing at Hei Mo, Leo sighed and crossed out the oven he had been planning to make, changing his mind to making an air purifier instead.

He didn't know how he had become the class representative for Mr. Hilcher's craft class in such a muddled way, but since becoming the class representative, he no longer had the possibility of being lazy or taking shortcuts.

Everyone knows that among all the subjects in the entire kindergarten, Mr. Hilcher has the highest evaluation standards. As the class representative, his performance must consistently rank in the top three! This is a strict requirement!
Black Ink, the class monitor, is always meticulous in his studies, and his homework is sure to rank him in the top three!
The oven is easy to make, but even if it's done well, it certainly can't compare to the air conditioner that Squad Leader Black Ink is going to make!
So he had no choice but to choose an air purifier, and he even had to make improvements to it!
Leo: ╭(╯^╰)╮, let's roll it up then, let's roll it up together with Class Monitor Black Ink, who's grumbling and cursing! Another second of envying those human cultivators!

The third group consisted of Doris, Lin Xihe, and Mu Yunke. They chose to build a body tempering and refining device. However, with the support of Doris, who was the deputy leader of the school clinic's medical team and drug development team, he suggested, "We can try to set up a drug addition function in the body tempering and refining device, so that customers can perform some simple targeted treatments at home."

Lin Xihe: "To ensure the efficacy of the medicine, we can refine it and make it into a concentrated liquid."

The fourth group consists of Meng Youwei, Tang Lexuan, and Jiang Baobao, who plan to make a multi-functional insect-repelling lamp.

Tang Lexuan said, "Baby, you will be the leader of our group four. You will be responsible for directing and arranging for Weiwei and me to make the products, and then you will be in charge of inspecting the products!"

Meng Youwei: "During the production process, please pay attention to the changes in the lamp's effect and make any noises so we can make adjustments."

Jiang Baobao used her chubby fingers to make an "OK" sign, indicating that there was no problem.

The fifth group consisted of Gacio, He Wenzhao, and Jiang Yuxi, who arrived late.

When Jiang Yuxi got off the hovercar, she was still straightening her sleeves, angrily scolding Frederick behind her: "I told you not to play with the tail in the morning, not to play, not to play! Don't you understand?"

Frederick apologized ingratiatingly but resolutely refused to change: "I was wrong, I was wrong. Next time I won't play in the morning, I'll play longer at night, or I'll go to bed earlier~"

"No more playing! No more playing! I'll never play again!" Jiang Yuxi made up her mind that she would never be obsessed with beautiful women again and would devote herself to cultivation!
Frederick's seductive voice followed like a shadow: "Really not playing anymore? You have nine of your favorite big, fluffy, soft, cuddly, and cuddly tails~"

"You can lie on my abs and rub my tail tonight, that was your favorite position before you lost your memory."

Frederick's abs...

Jiang Yuxi gasped, her heart pounding wildly. She couldn't help but swallow, but her burning desire for power made her forcefully refuse. "No, I have to go to class!"

"Really? I thought you liked this, so I went down the mountain and bought some special books about mortals and cultivators, planning to study them with you properly when we had time!"

"But we can only study them secretly, because they say they're forbidden books."

“But I think it’s written quite well, about mortals and ghosts, mortals and cultivators, cultivators and beastmen. Oh, and I also found a book about cultivators and dragons,” Frederick said, suddenly leaning closer and gently biting her ear as he mentioned cultivators and dragons.

In that instant, a jolt of electricity swept from the tips of her ears throughout her body, causing her to tremble slightly and her legs to go weak.

Frederick stepped forward and helped her walk.

"It's so well-written, yet it's been banned. The people of this world are incredibly conservative!"

Jiang Yuxi thought to herself: Actually, it's not that conservative. After all, they can write such forbidden books, how could they be conservative? For example, she... she clearly thought that before regaining her memories, she would absolutely not do anything inappropriate with the three of them who were supposedly Daoist partners with heaven and earth as their witness, but... sigh, it's hard to explain. Her own willpower was insufficient, no wonder the person behind her was so alluring!
Upon seeing Jiang Yuxi, Gacio and He Wenzhao, who were in the same group as her, were slightly surprised.

Gacio: "Principal Xixi, Teacher Hilcher said you were feeling unwell and took the day off this morning? Is the mud ready yet?"

He Wenzhao: "Principal Xixi, if you're not feeling well, why don't you go back to sleep with Principal Aye? We'll write your name on the assignment when we hand it in~"

Gacio: "Don't worry, Principal Xixi, our group will definitely be in the top three!"

He thought Jiang Yuxi was worried about failing the assessment.

He glanced around to make sure no one was watching them before quietly tugging at Jiang Yuxi's clothes.

Jiang Yuxi squatted down, and Gacio whispered in her ear, "If Mr. Hilcher doesn't acknowledge your assessment results, just do what you always do: cling to his arm, shake it, and whine! Mr. Hilcher won't be able to resist, and he'll acknowledge them!"

Gacio recounted the scene he had witnessed to Jiang Yuxi, who had lost her memory. He assumed no one could hear him, but he didn't notice that Hilcher on the podium had quietly blushed.

Is it enough to just hug him and act cute?

Jiang Yuxi felt a sense of unreality.

In her memory, her second husband, or rather, her beastly husband, was extremely particular about rules and regulations.

How could such a violation of assessment discipline be resolved by simply whining?
Shouldn't she have been met with his stern and merciless rejection, perhaps even forced to stand in the corner and reflect on her actions, and also punished with a 10,000-word written self-criticism?

But did Gacio say "the same as before"? Does that mean she did it before and succeeded?

"Gacio, are you sure this will work?"

Gacio nodded affirmatively: "It really works! Mr. Hilcher loves it when you act cute with him. He'll agree to anything you ask!"

Frederick had squatted down at some point, and with a cold snort, he said reluctantly, "Gacio is telling the truth. Xixi, don't be fooled by Hilcher's seemingly righteous and serious appearance; he's actually a master of pretense and hypocrisy! He can't stand it when you coax him or act cute towards him. At that moment, no matter how unreasonable your conditions are, he'll agree to them in a daze!"

Jiang Yuxi looked at Frederick, wanting to ask him if the four idioms "hypocritical," "solemn," "pretentious," and "two-faced" really didn't all mean the same thing here? Moreover, judging from his tone, he seemed to agree with Gacio's statement, but wasn't he just taking the opportunity to put down Hilcher?

"To be honest, Xixi, as the wife, why do you have to be so humble and coax him? Just give him orders directly. He wouldn't dare disobey you anyway. I don't believe he'd be so audacious as to write 'unsatisfactory' on your assessment results!"

As expected of Principal Aye, she always relentlessly and subtly sets traps for Teacher Hilcher and An'an. Gacio, sensing the situation, went to do some crafts with He Wenzhao.

Things have developed to this point, and it's no longer something a little brat like him can control. It's best to retreat first!
Sure enough, Hilcher had already come over. "Xixi, the ground is cold."

He helped Jiang Yuxi up from the ground, took out a comfortable chair from his spatial bracelet, and laid out a soft cushion.

Have you had breakfast?

Jiang Yuxi nodded, her gaze still fixed on him, thinking about what Gacio and Frederick had said.

Hilcher, is she really that easy to fool?
Impossible, absolutely impossible. She knew all too well how meticulous and methodical Hilcher was.

This person even has to divide the time slots for handling official business, and it needs to be accurate to the second; he "won't leave work" until the designated time.

He's so strict with himself, how could he possibly change his principles because of a few words from her?

Moreover, what they did was to show favoritism and give preferential treatment in academic matters.

Hilcher: "XiXi..."

Jiang Yuxi didn't hear what Hilcher said clearly, but nodded out of habit.

But Frederick and Gacio both said so, there's no smoke without fire. Maybe it's true, and that Hilcher used to fall for this kind of thing?
The selling point of the characters in her recently bestselling novels is precisely this extreme contrast.

The aloof and abstinent protagonist, initially powerful, eventually breaks free from his own shackles and transforms into a passionate and devoted suitor.

According to feedback from Zhenbaoge, both male and female readers were raving about it!

Maybe?

Maybe Hilcher is that kind of person?

"Xixi, what are you thinking about? Your face is all red."

Hilcher's face suddenly loomed large, bringing her back to reality.

Jiang Yuxi waved her hands repeatedly, "No, no! I absolutely wasn't thinking anything I shouldn't be thinking! And I wasn't fantasizing about whether you were..."

She quickly covered her mouth, her eyes wide with shock.

That mouthy brat! He says anything without thinking!

Hilcher chuckled softly, as if spring had arrived and everything was coming back to life. "Yes, I know. Xixi wasn't thinking anything."

Jiang Yuxi nodded frantically, as if she had been saved.

"Mmm, Xixi isn't thinking anything. Will I give you an excellent grade because of your coquettishness?"

"Xixi is still wondering if I am a self-disciplined monk who appears ascetic, but after marrying you, I fell in love with you and thus came down from my pedestal, becoming your ardent admirer."

"I'll get jealous and compete with other men for you, I'll abandon some of my principles for you, and I'll do things that aren't like me for you..."

Hilcher exposed her wild thoughts one by one, and a wave of shame washed over her. She felt like a boiled crab. "No, no! I didn't mean that!"

He truly embodies the saying that his mouth is the most stubborn part of his entire being.

But her denial crumbled under Hilcher's all-knowing, gentle, and smiling gaze.

She simply put her hands on her hips and said domineeringly, "Yes, that's what I think, so what! Aren't you my husband? What's wrong with me secretly fantasizing about it! What's wrong with that! Can't I even think about it?!"

Now it really looks like a cooked crab, both red and horizontal.

"can!"

"I can think of it!"

“Xi Xi is Archer’s wife, so she can think whatever she wants.”

"However, it would be too unfair for Xixi to think that she is just imagining things in her mind."

“Xixi should ask Archer to recreate your bold imagination exactly as it appears.”

"If Archer can't recreate it, even if it's just a tiny bit off, Xixi can punish me however she wants. Whether she likes to tie me up or make me apologize while bound, it's all Archer's responsibility!"

Despite saying these words, Hilcher maintained his aloof and reserved demeanor, only the light in his eyes was exceptionally earnest and captivating.

As if bewitched, Jiang Yuxi's lips trembled slightly as she asked the question that had been nagging at her: "Really... really can it be restored? If I don't behave, can I still tie myself up?"

Hilcher nodded, "Of course,"

Jiang Yuxi pressed her advantage, "Then, can I wear a white undergarment and tie it up, and then get it soaked?" Although it was a question, the corresponding image had already appeared in her mind.

“Of course—” Hilcher’s tone was hesitant and complex, “Just your clothes? Not your hair? And my face, my neck, my Adam’s apple…”

The more he spoke, the more rapid and heavy Jiang Yuxi's breathing became.

She wanted to say no.

She wanted to say that she wasn't that kind of brat.

She also wanted to say that she was actually a decent person and would never do such a thing.

But what she actually said was: "I want it! I want it all! And the ones below too..."

Frederick, who had been watching from the side for a long time, covered her mouth and said, "Xixi, you don't want to."

Jiang Yuxi: "Mmm-hmm-hmm—" No, that's what she was thinking!

Frederick gestured for her to look around: "Xixi, we can't go on like this, the babies are all here."

Jiang Yuxi snapped out of her fiery daydream, her face turning bright red.

She, who always prided herself on being a respectable person, actually discussed such inappropriate topics with her most law-abiding husband in public! Even if she spoke very softly, it wouldn't be acceptable!
Could it be that this is her true nature?
No, it's impossible.

What about her serene state of mind for the first two hundred years?!
For example, last year, she went on a training trip with Senior Sister Wu and some female disciples from the sect. The male cultivator they were trying to capture, who practiced yin-yang cultivation, was handsome and physically strong (according to Senior Sister Wu).

After the other man was captured, he was half-undressed and striking seductive poses in front of her. Even Senior Sister Wu, who had seen plenty of men, was almost bewitched, let alone the other naive junior sisters who hadn't seen much of the world. They were all so captivated that they wanted to draw their swords and rush over to untie him.

But she saw it all, yet remained clear-headed and unaffected.

Then she turned around and took out a heavier and stronger rope, binding the other party tightly, so tightly that even the combined strength of all the disciples, including the bewitched Senior Sister Wu, could not cut it.

At the time, she wondered what was so interesting about this kind of person. Even if she had cultivated seductive arts, she would still be nothing special.

She simply couldn't understand how those cultivators he had violated, regardless of gender, showed no resentment or hatred, but instead went to great lengths to exonerate him and clear his name, and even tried to help him escape after his arrest.

However, at this moment she couldn't help but feel fortunate that the cultivator who made the mistake back then wasn't like Hilcher, otherwise she would definitely be in trouble! She might even have had to give him spirit stones and treasures to help him cultivate!
Hilcher, your seductive skills are terrifying!
She was just as good as her husband, who was like a fox spirit, clinging to her and bewitching her!