Crossing the stars, I live-streamed my cultivation in kindergarten
Chapter 508 Extra Chapter 1: Jiang Baobao
Chapter 508 Extra Chapter 1: Jiang Baobao
Her name is Jiang Baobao, and she's thirty-two years old this year...?
Before she joined the family, she had three parents.
She was incubated by three little parents using many, many treasures.
From birth, they live comfortably in the body of one of their parents, enjoying a good meal and living a carefree life.
However, this blissful period didn't last long before she was expelled—from the body of one of her parents.
Even now, she can still remember how helpless she felt at that time.
And then someone would poke them hard with a stick!
She poked so hard that the kindergarten almost got flooded.
Later, I heard that because she ate so much when she was a child, she ate all the money from her three wealthy parents, and then she was handed over to her current parents.
But ever since she was handed over to the current head of the family, although she eats a lot, she also does a lot of work!
So you're basically working to support yourself?!
When she was still a baby, the patriarch took her out to do illegal work and cause trouble.
I heard they smashed up some kind of base?
However, she didn't remember much. She was too scared at the time. She only remembered that there was a scary little bug, a fierce orc, and many things lying motionless in the stinky solution (?).
After the family patriarch finally "rescued" her from that terrible place, she was sent back to kindergarten.
Then, those heartless uncles, aunts, and cousins actually... actually...
Let her, a baby less than three months old, attend classes with a group of animal cubs who are several years old or even teenagers!
Back then, she wasn't even as thick as her deskmate's finger!
But no matter how much she rolled, writhed, and cried on the desk, on the podium, or even in her "rice bowl," it was no use.
She was still placed in the first grade class, Durant's class, and became Durant's classmate.
From the first day of school, she knew that Du Shengming was definitely her nemesis!
Sure enough, from the first day of school, Du Shengming became her most hated deskmate in her 32 years of schooling, without a doubt!
It can be said that she spent her school years under Du Shengming's constant surveillance.
Jiang Baobao, whose grades are guaranteed to be at least first in the class: My deskmate is bullying me! I'm so miserable!
Class monitor Du Shengming: My deskmate is so hard to manage! I'm suffering so much!
Jiang Baobao: My deskmate poked me with a stick!
Du Shengming: My deskmate fell asleep in class again. The teacher is looking over, so I quickly woke him up!
Jiang Baobao: My deskmate stole my food!
Du Shengming: Ahhh! My deskmate is chewing on the table! No way!
Jiang Baobao: Get out of my room, deskmate!
Du Shengming: Help! Old man (Durant's homeroom teacher)! My deskmate drank all the poison that other students made! Make him vomit! Make him vomit!
Du Shengming's evil deeds are too numerous to count! But he is too good at disguising himself and maintains too good an image in front of outsiders. When she told them about how Du Shengming bullied her, no one was willing to believe her.
Even the three most beloved former parents and current patriarchs!
She doesn't know how many times she cried under the covers because of this.
But for some reason, every time she hid under the covers and secretly cried, Du Shengming would find out and then drag her out of the covers and throw her into an empty dry pond.
It's so pitiful that she can't even cry in bed and has to be humiliated like this!
Du Shengming, who lives in the same dormitory building and whose room happens to be next to Jiang Baobao's (waking up from a dream and struggling to get out of bed): Oh no, that difficult deskmate has flooded the dormitory again!
After much painful reflection, Jiang Baobao decided to study hard and strive to escape Du Shengming's clutches as soon as possible.
It would be even better if we could also expose Du Shengming's ugly face to the public.
So she hung her head from the rafters and pricked her thigh with needles...
Then her delicate but supple body was almost stretched to twice its original length; and the needle prick... the needle she found in Durant's drawer couldn't even pierce her body. She didn't give up, but instead rallied and secretly "borrowed" a needle from the patriarch's partner, who had a similarly long body... which almost pierced her through.
Her seemingly perfect plan had to be stopped.
After much thought, she came up with a brilliant idea: to impersonate Du Shengming and do bad things!
She went through great hardship, relying on her own efforts, to sneak out of the classroom and into the cafeteria, steal a clove of the most, most, most unpalatable garlic, and then tumbled back to the classroom with great difficulty!
I wanted to secretly slip it into Durant's lunchbox and then pretend it was a prank by Du Shengming.
Don't think she doesn't know that yesterday, that devil Du Shengming was penalized with an 8,000-meter penalty by Durant.
"Heave-ho, heave-ho, Jiang Baobao, you're doing great! Keep it up (^ω^)..."
As she rolled around, she suddenly heard a familiar voice above her, "Jiang Baobao, what are you doing?"
It's the super devil Du Shengming!
Startled, she bumped her head into the rolled-up garlic...
Then she was overcome by the stench of garlic, her lifelong enemy.
She had no recollection of what happened after that, but when she woke up, she was soaking in a basin filled with the pungent smell of garlic!
She's been marinated in garlic!
Waaaaaah~ It must have been that awful Du Shengming who took advantage of her unconsciousness and then pickled her with garlic~ It stinks, ugh…
That annoying Du Shengming, ugh~
As a result, the plan to frame someone failed once again.
……
And so, relying on her intelligence and talent, she still managed to grow strong despite Du Shengming's oppression.
She's grown into a graceful young lady.
Standing in front of the mirror, Jiang Baobao looked at her beautiful face and angelic figure reflected in the mirror.
Tomorrow, she'll be an adult!
Although the elders said that according to her race's habits, she should have reached adulthood long ago, it is possible that a mutation occurred, which is why she reached adulthood thirty years later.
However, the elders all said that her mutation was excellent.
This represents a new direction in evolution.
So, from childhood to adulthood, Jiang Baobao has never been troubled by this matter.
She also wouldn't allow other children or classmates to have bad thoughts about her because of her race or different evolutionary path!
After all, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that she has the strongest backing in the interstellar world!
Her patriarch is the little princess of the sea tribe, the future queen of the sea tribe, and her partner is the future crown prince of the empire and the patriarch of the Elvin family, the richest family in the interstellar world...
There was also an unknown person, even more frail than her.
I have no idea how the patriarch could have fallen for such a weak and pathetic male orc!
And he was also her first beastly husband!
When attacked by the enemy, he would only tremble and cling to the patriarch's shoulder, needing the patriarch to hold him and protect him.
Moreover, when faced with provocations from the other two beastmen, they swallowed their anger and could only say "It's okay..." in front of the head of the household, on the verge of tears.
As soon as she heard the words "it's okay," she refused to listen any further.
It's okay, how could it be okay? She put the patriarch's first beast husband into herself, and the other two beast husbands into Du Shengming... That's the kind of thing that would make her wake up in the middle of the night in a huff and sit up abruptly to curse him.
So cowardly!
And that's not all! Her great-grandfather was the retired emperor of the empire, her grandfather was the emperor, and she held a very high-ranking position in the Federation! The highest-ranking official! Her uncle was the king of the sea tribe…
She even has connections within the Star Pirate Alliance.
It's a huge network of connections!
Therefore, wherever she goes, she must be the most majestic!
Although before she came of age, her parents, in order to protect her, did not allow her to go anywhere and could only stay in kindergarten.
I haven't been anywhere at all.
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At her coming-of-age ceremony, Jiang Baobao finally understood what the elders meant when they said her race was relatively rare.
So, she's the only beast in the entire insect-beast race? Or perhaps she's just an insect?
And she is a Zerg beast that evolved from the Zerg under "human intervention"?
Like other orc races, there are cat orcs, dog orcs, deer orcs...
And she is a Zerg orc.
Unlike the Zerg, who originally only had simple wills such as eating, bloodlust, and obeying orders.
She is the first new race to emerge after the fusion of genes with the old humans.
After learning about the history of the Zerg, Jiang Baobao was extremely grateful that she had been "intervened" by her parents and transformed into a new Zerg beast with thoughts, discipline, and good manners.
I've heard that from birth, the Zerg have to endure the tragic experiences of having their life force drained by adult Zerg, being crushed, or being abandoned from hatching.
After hatching, they will face problems such as food shortages and the possibility of siblings cannibalizing each other.
Once they've grown a little older (if they've had enough energy), they'll be in working mode within three days to a day—the so-called "working until they die," including but not limited to mining, transportation, and territorial expansion...
The food was terrible. She watched the Zerg in the video, who ate everything, meat and vegetables, and even radiation. No wonder they looked so cunning and had such volatile personalities.
Thankfully, thankfully, she is now a new insectoid beast.
From a young age, she grew up under the protection of the "Interstellar Child Protection Act," enjoying all the rights that citizens of the Empire could enjoy, and of course, fulfilling the obligations that were due to her.
Moreover, because of her prestigious status as the matriarch, her own status also rose accordingly.
For example, there was no area in the kindergarten that she couldn't go to. Even the cafeteria, which her ex-parents couldn't easily enter, she could go in whenever she wanted. Severus Bobo would even ask her with a smile if she wanted to order some extra food. This is probably what "living in luxury" means.
But look at the miserable lives her fellow villagers lead. They're either crying and laughing at work or crying and laughing on their way to work. They have no days off, no reward points or contribution points (not even star coins), and no insect rights...
From birth, they work in complete darkness, and in the end, they might be kicked out because they are old and weak.
That's terrifying! That's not a life a beast could live!
Fortunately, she is an insect beast of the Empire, not a bug of the Zerg!
The elders said that after today she will be an adult, so she has to support herself and can no longer be supported by them.
Fortunately, the patriarch used his position and connections to pull strings and find her an excellent job.
Yes, you can receive the Imperial Eleven Insurances and Three Funds!
The eleven types of insurance are: genetic insurance, education insurance, registration insurance, maternity insurance, medical insurance, work injury insurance, mental health insurance, physical fitness insurance, and pension insurance...
The three funds are the Imperial Housing Subsidy, the Individual Progress Guarantee Fund, and the Retirement Supplementary Annuity.
It's the most comprehensive and best-paying job security the empire currently offers!
"Really? You're buying all eleven types of insurance and three types of benefits?!" Jiang Baobao's eyes lit up, and compound eyes appeared in her dark pupils, which were wide open in shock.
Jiang Yuxi nodded affirmatively. She looked around mysteriously and leaned closer to Jiang Baobao, saying, "Shh~ Don't shout it out loud. You know, all your other senior brothers and sisters and classmates got their positions based on their abilities."
Jiang Baobao nodded repeatedly.
She understands! To paraphrase what elders often say: This is not a respectable matter, so it has to be done secretly.
"What kind of job is it?" she asked, leaning closer and speaking in a whisper.
"The Zerg have recently shown signs of a comeback. It seems that the Zerg queen's symbiotic Zerg, having been deprived of the queen's spiritual nourishment for so long, are showing signs of evolving into a Zerg Emperor. Recently, the Empire, the Federation, and the Sea Clan all need to send orcs to investigate. You should have heard about this from your teachers before. The members of the investigation team had already been decided internally, but who am I? I can get you in with just a word."
The initial estimate is that the newborn Insect Queen's mental strength is SSS, but she thinks it might be 3S or higher.
After all, the newborn Insect King might be able to transform into human form, just like Jiang Baobao.
The Zerg are inherently aggressive, and if only the Orcs were to go, war would most likely break out. However, with Jiang Baobao, the former queen of the Zerg, there might be a different dynamic between the Orcs and Zerg in space.
Jiang Baobao nodded. She had heard of it.
As mentioned earlier, she has unrestricted access to every corner of the kindergarten; there's nothing she doesn't know.
"But wasn't it said that the newborn insect king was super invincible and fierce?" Jiang Baobao trembled.
Jiang Yuxi looked very surprised, as if she was hearing this for the first time. "Where did you hear this rumor? The Zerg have been driven back by our Interstellar Beastmen. Where did this super invincible and ferocious thing come from? If anyone is fierce, it's us Beastmen who are fiercer!"
Jiang Baobao thought it made sense.
but……
"I think I heard the teachers say that the new Insect King is incredibly strong?"
"Extremely strong?" Jiang Yuxi laughed. "That newborn Insect King couldn't even beat your A-Ye's parents."
Even Aya's parents couldn't beat him?
That must be terrible!
Just can't imagine.
Jiang Baobao quickly assessed the newborn insect king's combat strength: one little spicy insect!
"I want to join the exploration team!" Jiang Baobao grinned and shook her clenched little fist. "If that newborn Insect King doesn't listen to me, I'll... I'll beat him up!"
Such a good job can't slip away from Jiang Baobao!
No one can take away her "golden rice bowl"!
So, under Jiang Yuxi's persuasion, Jiang Baobao embarked on a path of using connections and secured a "golden job."
They went to report to the exploration team headquarters in a menacing manner.
After she left, several people came out.
Shi Yiting: "Will this work?"
Jiang Yuxi: "It's all taken care of, don't worry."
Hilcher: "Over the years, Jiang Baobao's education in kindergarten has been enough to firmly establish that she belongs to the Orcs, not the Zerg. Therefore, we don't need to worry about Jiang Baobao possibly betraying us. Of course, to prevent this from happening, we've also made some other arrangements..."
Furthermore, after undergoing the most orthodox spiritual cultivation at the school, and constantly being tempered and evolved by spiritual objects and elixirs, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that Jiang Baobao has truly transformed..."
Perez: "Now, it remains to be seen whether the future newborn insect king will still be influenced by Jiang Baobao, the former queen."
Frederick: "I think it definitely will." After all, the so-called symbiotic insectoids only serve two purposes.
The first purpose is protection, and the second is reproduction.
The genetic selection among Zerg is even more powerful than the attraction among Orcs.
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