Crossing the stars, I live-streamed my cultivation in kindergarten

Chapter 480 What if you traveled back to the old days of Earth?

Jiang Yuxi: "There is one more thing you all need to remember: even the weakest female orcs are 1.5 to 2 times better physically than ordinary human males."

Therefore, the most important thing in the game is to learn how to control your own power.

You can take a closer look at the details of the interactions between the kids and the NPCs in the exam room. The kids control the force of their interactions perfectly in every instance.

Even in the one and only conflict, our Keke consciously controlled the direction of her palm strikes, aiming at her own stall rather than the NPC.

Most importantly, don't let the flying debris from the stalls cut you! Fragile human NPCs can actually die from even the smallest fragments!!!

The kids didn't intentionally pay attention to these details in the exam room; it was just that their usual habits happened to coincidentally in the game.

【I see! 】

Were our ancestors really that fragile?

[Those shards couldn't even scratch the skin of a female beastman, yet they killed a human male?!]

[No wonder they wanted to fuse with beastman genes; this kind of physical condition not only prevents them from awakening spiritual power, but also makes it impossible for them to survive in the universe!]

Jiang Yuxi: "Blue Star has a long history, especially the Xia Kingdom, which has a history of five thousand years and is a vast and resource-rich land..."

When asked about the Xia Kingdom, Jiang Yuxi recounted its glorious history without any personal bias.

Truth, without personal feelings.

Jiang Yuxi: (`)
She is now a beastman, a mermaid.

[I think I've figured it out; Principal Xixi is a typical fanatical enthusiast of Xia Kingdom culture.]

This is the first time I've ever heard of so many positive four-character idioms!

Jiang Yuxi: "Remember, equality, respect, and peaceful coexistence are the principles we should follow on the map of Xia Kingdom, not the rule of the strong."

[Waaaaah, what a liar! I was like that in Xia Kingdom too. Always ready to help, always ready to speak up for what's right! Oh, and I even kindly saved an NPC in a dungeon quest, only to be ganged up on by the other NPCs that same day! They even threw rotten eggs at me! The worst part is, the dungeon locked me in the dark room again! My quest completion review was "More trouble than it's worth."]

Jiang Yuxi cautiously inquired, "May I ask, which instance did you enter?"

[Counter-Espionage Operations Dungeon!]

Jiang Yuxi didn't need to ask anymore; she already knew the identity of the NPC this netizen had rescued. Forget about the NPC, she felt a strange itch to do the same.

I must say, even though the system is artificial intelligence, its comments are really spot on!

"Is it possible that the NPC you saved is a spy? In other words, the big villain? The kind that everyone wants to kill? To be honest, I think it's kind of them to spare your life!"

【ah--?】

[Hey upstairs, stop arguing! The mission is to find the mole, but you've just completely protected him.]

[How could that NPC be a villain?! He looks exactly like the other NPCs!]

That statement is even more despicable.

Jiang Yuxi: "This netizen, you should be glad you didn't say that in front of the dungeon NPCs..."

[When I entered the dungeon for the second time, I said...]

"...If you tell me, I'll probably get another beating. This time it won't be as simple as just throwing rotten eggs..."

Then I was pelted with rotten eggs, tripped over while walking, and had pebbles the size of soybeans in my food. My in-game property was splattered with animal blood every day… After seven days and seven nights, the mission was deemed a failure, and I was locked in a dark room for another three days.

[Principal Xi, save me! I must clear this dungeon!]

Jiang Yuxi fell silent: "..." Actually, this dungeon isn't absolutely necessary to complete.

[Principal Xi, if you can help me clear this dungeon with an S-rank, I'll immediately farm a spaceship!]

spacecraft!

Jiang Yuxi's eyes lit up just like Zhu Xia's when she saw delicious food. "Actually, as long as you do this... and then that... remember, you must learn to act like a dungeon NPC, throwing rotten eggs and leaves with righteous indignation. Hmm, and be careful with the force you throw, don't kill the villain NPC."

[I'm going to clear the dungeon right now... wait, I haven't even gotten out of the "black room" yet, sob sob.]

"It's all in the past, it's all in the past, Principal Xixi, could you please clear up my confusion? Before, I was learning how to sell Blue Star delicacies from the NPCs in the dungeon. I even bought your course to learn how, and I tried it! It tasted so good, I couldn't even eat enough for myself, I had to fill everyone's plates."

Jiang Yuxi: "This sounds great, is there a problem?"

[Here's the problem. Those game NPCs reported me for poisoning them! They're so heartless! Principal Xixi, you have no idea, I gave all the best parts of my food, which I wouldn't even eat myself, to those NPC diners, and they still hurt me like this!]

"Poisoning? How could that be?" Jiang Yuxi was stunned. She had also played this game. Although the NPCs were programmed, she thought they were quite intelligent and there were no problems. "Tell me in detail, and let me see where the problem lies?"

[I made this dish using clods of earth. First, I peeled them, then sliced ​​them thinly, deep-fried them, and finally added various seasonings. I followed the tutorial exactly every step of the way; I didn't add a single thing! But those NPCs insist I poisoned them! If my quest didn't require one of their approvals and favorability, I wouldn't have bothered fighting them! I'm so angry!]

[This method looks familiar. Isn't it from that "Diner" dungeon quest? It's too difficult, I can't pass it at all. The NPCs there love to eat food made from clods of earth, but no matter how I make it, it always fails.]

A clod of earth?
And this approach...

"May I ask if this clod of earth has any other names?"

[Isn't a clod of dirt just a clod of dirt? What else could it be...? Wait, I remember Principal Xixi saying in her class that the name of a clod of dirt is... dirt, dirt something, and it has other names, like something like horse something potato? I can't remember right now.]

[A clod of earth?]

[Soil roots?]

[It can't be from Mara, can it? Can you really feed this to NPCs in a game?]

Jiang Yuxi gasped, "It's not called 'potato,' is it? Another name is 'spicy potato'?" [Yes, yes, yes! That's it! Potato! Headmistress Yuxi, I'm so heartbroken! You know, I didn't even eat those green sprouts growing on those clods of earth myself, I gave them all to the NPCs, and they're still going to report me. Waaah…]

She felt that the NPC diners who kept causing him trouble were probably even more miserable inside.

Making game NPCs, whose genes and physical attributes are simulated to resemble humans, eat sprouted potatoes? And specifically choosing potato sprouts?

I've done this quest so many times. I've tried every cooking method imaginable—water soaking, hot and cold water, you name it. The NPCs not only wouldn't eat it, but they also called me an idiot when it was clearly delicious. Then there was the blood soaking method—I collected the blood of every beast in the entire dungeon, all fresh and hot, even using my own blood in the end, but the NPCs still wouldn't eat it. Oh, and there were freezing and carbonization methods, but no matter what I did, the system always marked me as a failure and put me in the dark room. I...I...Waaaaah—

[That's awful... Seriously, sometimes I find it a bit difficult to communicate with NPCs. Maybe it's because our genes are ultimately different from those of our human ancestors, creating a communication barrier.]

Jiang Yuxi: I guess those game NPCs also feel that there are problems communicating with you.

Fortunately, I later learned from your course and finally made the clods of earth incredibly delicious. The NPC diners were finally willing to try it, but after tasting it, one by one they went home and turned on me. They actually reported me to the authorities, accusing me of large-scale poisoning and harboring ulterior motives! I'm truly suffering!

Only a genius could come up with these cooking methods.

Fortunately, these orcs were just messing around with the game NPCs. If they had actually traveled to the old days of Earth, it would have been a massive poisoning case, with one person causing multiple poisonings in a row!
Fortunately, the Heavenly Dao barrier in this world is thick enough that these orcs have virtually no chance of traveling back to the old era of Earth.

Thank God for His protection!

Jiang Yuxi had to speak up, "Um, the ingredient you used to make food, that clod of dirt, next time use one that doesn't even have a tiny bit of green tip."

Why? The ones with the green tips are clearly more delicious! Those tips are tender, crisp, and sweet.

"As we mentioned before, the game NPCs use data from our ancient human ancestors, making them extremely vulnerable compared to us orcs. So, is it possible that what you consider tender, crisp, and sweet green leaf tips might be deadly poison to those NPCs?"

"You said you've completed this dungeon quest many times. In other words, from the perspective of the dungeon's NPC diners, you haven't just completed the quest many times, but rather murdered them many times!"

After Jiang Yuxi said that, the live stream room fell silent for a long while.

Thinking about it this way, aren't the NPC diners even more pitiful?

Are NPCs really that fragile? Those little bits of dirt are so delicious! Finding them in the wild is a sign of good luck!

Because of the orcs' formidable physical strength, solanine is not considered poison to them at all; it is simply a food that cannot generate income.

Therefore, when introducing ingredients like clods of earth and potatoes in class, she did not specifically mention that sprouted potatoes cannot be eaten.

But she never expected there to be such a game, one that even contained NPCs with human body data. She also never imagined that netizens could learn from her classes and apply that knowledge to the game.

[I see, I've learned something! Thank you, Principal Xixi! I'll go check it out in the game now. If I clear the dungeon, I'll come back and farm for a spaceship!]

I have to say, our ancestors were incredibly weak!

That's right, you can't even eat such delicious green tips!

[How much delicious food will we miss out on!]

Jiang Yuxi couldn't help but laugh when she saw these comments.

It's true, the delicacies that ordinary people in the old days tasted are things you may never have eaten in your lifetime.

This gave Jiang Yuxi the idea to incorporate knowledge of humanistic life in the old days of Earth into her future classroom lectures.

"Actually, in the game, we beastmen can do more than the NPCs because our physical abilities are indeed unmatched by them. For example, the canine race has a keen sense of smell, which can help us with more dungeon quests like finding people and items..." Jiang Yuxi continued to share her limited gaming experience with everyone.

"Ding-dong-"

The live stream screen shook slightly.

The live-streamed competition will conclude in three days. Invited kindergartens are requested to prepare in advance for the awards ceremony.

All of the top 100 kindergartens were invited to attend the kindergarten awards ceremony as guests.

Sunshine Kindergarten entered the top 100 very early on.

This is one of the reasons why she sent her children to the Imperial Star ahead of time.

When it comes to receiving an award, it's naturally more fun to do it together!
I also wanted to personally check on how her several small shops were doing under the management of Liu and He's families.

Sunshine Kindergarten consistently ranks in the top ten.

With the bonus and half of the tips she receives, she's about to become a millionaire!
It wasn't just her, it included them too—the little ones in the middle class.

Don't forget, the first batch of students all signed an agreement before the live stream.

Later, when the other children enrolled, although the agreement changed somewhat, all things considered, one live stream made over a dozen families rich!

[Is it an awards ceremony? I heard it's going to be an unprecedentedly grand event!]

But the kids are taking exams right now, how are we going to get them to the awards ceremony? I heard other kindergartens bring student representatives from their most popular classes.

Congratulations to Principal Xixi! Congratulations to Sunshine Kindergarten! Congratulations to all the children!

[It's such a pity. The Sunshine Kindergarten live stream is my source of joy. Once the competition is over, I won't be able to watch the live stream anymore, I won't be able to see the kids, I won't be able to see Principal Xixi... I'll miss it...]

[We were so busy congratulating Principal Xixi that we forgot the awards ceremony was a day when our spiritual nourishment disappeared!]

Jiang Yuxi: "The kids will be there too. The popularity of Sunshine Kindergarten today is inseparable from the efforts of every teacher and student. As the main subjects of the live broadcast, the kids are the most important. This is their moment of glory, and the kids should receive their trophies under the spotlight."

She can say without exaggeration that almost 80% of the kindergarten's popularity is focused on the children in the middle class.

"Besides, the kids also have to share the bonus! Although the eight kids from Black Ink have had their share of the earnings reduced from 5% to 3.5% due to the increased number of participants, while the other kids still get 3%, just think about how huge that amount is during the entire live stream."

[Based on the amount of tips... these kids have earned me enough star coins for three lifetimes in just three months of live streaming...]

Some kids, before even graduating from kindergarten, have already earned all the expenses of their lives through their own hard work.