The evil sister is in charge, and the mother is getting married

Chapter 312 Young Master, what is your surname? How should I address you?
"That guy with the dark face is my brother. He's quite handsome, I'd say! Maybe it's just that I'm used to seeing him, but I think he's just average!"

"The girl waving at me is my best friend, hehe, she's really a beauty, but she's a feisty one, even more hot-tempered than me, so don't mess with her. Also, she's my brother's sweetheart, you know what I mean!"

After Lu Tangyun finished speaking, she nudged Wu Zhiyu, who was standing next to her, as if they were old friends. She felt that although she was not short among the girls, this big guy was at least a head taller than her, and she estimated that he was at least 1.88 meters tall.

Why does it have to grow so tall? Is the air better up there?
As they drew closer, Wu Zhiyu politely smiled and nodded to the three people on the small boat as a greeting.

"Oh, right, I forgot to ask, sir, what is your surname? How should I address you?"

"Should I call you 'Big Brother' or 'Uncle'? You look about the same age as my uncle!"

Wu Zhiyu's smile vanished. What did this mean? What did this brat mean? Did she think he was too old?

Lu Yu almost fainted and fell into the lake. His legs were cramping. He knew that Lu Tangyun, that idiot, couldn't say anything nice. Now that she's angered him, it would be interesting if she threw them both overboard.

"Do I look old?" Wu Zhiyu asked with a smile, taking a deep breath, though he was actually clenching his fists. He wasn't even thirty yet, so how could he be old!
If I can't explain it properly, I'll push this brat into the lake!

"It's not just how you look, you genuinely look much older! Don't you realize it yourself?"

"Look at you dressed all in white! You're not even the thin type, it doesn't look good at all. People who don't know better would think you're going to a funeral!"

"You're just pretending to be young. Only older people pretend to be young. Unlike us, we're genuinely young, we don't need to pretend!"

"And that jade crown on your head is ugly too. It looks very bulky, like a mound of earth stuck on your head. It's hideous!"

Lu Yu's hair stood on end when he heard this. He even considered jumping into the water and swimming away, just to avoid being thrown in later.

"Anything else? How do you think I should put it together?" Wu Zhiyu was already gritting his teeth. This damn brat was talking about graves and funerals. She couldn't say anything nice. He had to stay calm and listen to what other outrageous things she could say.

"Actually, you have a strong, masculine type. With your broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs, you need to learn how to dress well! Otherwise, it's such a waste to have this body following you!"

"You need to work on your sense of style. Don't try to look young all the time. Don't wear white clothes anymore, they really don't suit you!"

"And let me be so bold as to guess! You're definitely single, right? Because a young girl like you would never be interested in you. Your taste is too bad. You know, bad taste can be hereditary. If she married you and had a little bumpkin, I'd cry my eyes out!"

"Tell me, which pretty girl would want you? Listen to me, go back and make yourself some nice clothes. I believe you'll definitely find your own spring!"

"Uncle, you can do it! You have to have confidence! You'll regret it when you're old if you don't enjoy your youth. Even though you're old, you still have to seize the last days of your youth, every single day counts!"

From a distance, Sheng Wanqiu and the others could see Lu Tangyun's mouth babbling, the tall man standing next to her with his face growing darker and darker, and Lu Yu already giving them pleading looks.

It seems that Lu Tangyun, that idiot, is going to cause trouble again, or rather, she already has!
Wu Zhiyu was so angry he nearly flew into the air. A little bumpkin? Then he's a complete bumpkin! Fine, fine, fine!

Let this country bumpkin give birth, I won't choose anymore, she's the one!

When we get back, we'll tell his uncle that no matter how many faults this Third Princess of Da Yue has, we must marry her!
"Uncle! Excuse me! My sister is here to pick me up!"

"Uncle, what's wrong? Do you need to pee? Why is your face all pale?"

Just as the two boats were about to come together, there was a splash, and Wu Zhiyu was knocked into the lake by Lu Tangyun.

On another boat following behind their pleasure boat, Jin Sanbao's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. What did he say? His master was going to suffer a great loss today. He was practically a prophet!

"See what I told you? You're just getting old and calcium deficient. Otherwise, why would your legs go weak after just one bump?"

"Let's make some bone broth! That's a great way to get calcium quickly!"

Wu Zhiyu was already splashing around in the lake. He could swim, but he was suddenly knocked down and hadn't had time to react. When he heard Lu Tangyun's infuriating words, he wanted to retort, but in his panic, he swallowed several mouthfuls of lake water, choking so much that his eyes rolled back.

"You little brat, still talking! Help!" Lu Yu's eyes were almost red with anxiety. She quickly grabbed a bamboo pole and came over, trying to pull the person up.

They kindly invited them onto the boat, and now look what happened—they've knocked them into the lake, and they're still making sarcastic remarks from the sidelines. That brat really has no sense of propriety at all.

Enraged, Lu Yu slapped her on the back of the head. He had seen Consort Xian slap her before, so he was just imitating her.

The group of people on Sheng Wanqiu's side were also startled when they saw this situation. Sheng Wanqiu did not know lightness skill, Lu Li did not know martial arts, and the only one who knew lightness skill, Lu Lingyun, was not skilled enough. It was highly likely that they would not be able to pull up a tall and strong man by flying up, and they might be taken down with them.

Han Qingqing, who has the best lightness skill, has disappeared to some wild place and can't be seen at all. Relying on her is definitely not an option.

Sheng Wanqiu could only extend her oars, trying to pull the person onto the boat.

"You're so stupid, let me do it!" Lu Tangyun fumed, covering the back of her head. She hadn't been slapped by her mother for several days, and the feeling was quite comforting.

She snatched the bamboo pole from Lu Yu's hand, intending to pull Wu Zhiyu, who had fallen into the lake, out. In her haste, she hit Wu Zhiyu on the head with the bamboo pole.

The force of the blow completely stunned Wu Zhiyu, who had already begun trying to swim back to the boat.

The group was speechless for a moment. Did she want to save people or kill them?
Jin Sanbao on the painted boat behind was also stunned. He knew that his master could swim, so he wasn't worried at all. Moreover, it was agreed when they came that no matter what happened, except for being assassinated, they should not show themselves.