Douluo Dalu: Immortal Dragon Clan
Chapter 492 Sea God Tang 3: Holy crap! Hook Literature is still chasing me?
The idea of "obeying the rules of the divine realm" is just something that can fool the fanatics at Shrek Academy; they'd believe it without a second thought.
But those who truly understand Tang San's true nature would only think that everything he just said was a lie, utter nonsense.
Not only did Mo Yan burst out laughing, but even the dimensional seed hiding in her spiritual sea almost lost its composure upon hearing this, wishing it could come out and have a one-on-one duel with the divine consciousness of the Sea God Tang San.
Mo Yan's laughter wasn't loud, but with only a few people in the room, Mu En and Poseidon Tang San's eyes immediately fell on her.
Hearing Mo Yan's laughter, Mu En felt speechless and helpless.
Sure enough, what I said earlier was like a fart to her; she didn't listen to it at all.
"I hope my ancestors won't be angry," he prayed silently.
Although Tang San, the Sea God, is already a God King and appears to be very gentle and easy to get along with, he is actually extremely sensitive inside and does not allow anyone to disobey him, not even interrupting him.
"Young lady, can you tell me what you're laughing at?" Tang San's voice rang out.
These words might have sounded like a gentle breeze to Mu En, but to Mo Yan, they had a completely different meaning.
Or rather, the moment the voice entered Mo Yan's ears, she could tell it was full of hypocrisy and pretense. She was clearly burning with anger inside, but she still had to put on such a calm and gentle appearance.
It has to be said, Tang San is a really good actor.
It's not surprising that someone like that could become a god ten thousand years ago. How could Qian Renxue and Bibi Dong possibly outmaneuver Tang San, who was the best at disguising himself?
"I thought of something funny. Can't I have a laugh? Ancestor Tang San?" Mo Yan shrugged, his tone lazy and completely lacking the respect Mu En showed to Tang San.
Tang San could naturally see that the girl in front of him had no respect for him.
Even though he was very dissatisfied, he didn't show it on the spot. He still spoke gently: "This God-King is also quite curious. Why don't you tell me?"
Hearing this, Moon felt a strange sense of familiarity about the scene before him.
I feel like I've seen a similar scene somewhere before.
Looking at Tang San, who was clearly full of dissatisfaction with him but still pretended to be gentle, Mo Yan really thought that this guy had a great acting habit.
He was clearly seething with anger, yet he still put on this act. If there was a pile of shit in front of him, would Tang San really go up and taste it to see if it was salty or not?
"Ancestor Tang San, if one day you found out that you had a junior from the outer academy who was a hypocrite and a selfish person, who was obviously hypocritical, yet still claimed to be doing righteous things, wouldn't you find it funny?" Mo Yan slowly asked.
Sea God Tang San: ...
Before Tang San, the Sea God, could speak, Mo Yan continued, "Moreover, that junior brother likes men—men liking men, do you think this is moral depravity or a distortion of human nature? Can Ancestor Tang San give me an answer?"
"Oh right, that person is also named Tang San."
"So when I found out you were that Tang San ancestor, I immediately thought of him and found it a bit funny, which is why I laughed out loud." Mo Yan added, "Ancestor, please don't take it personally. I was talking about the Tang San in the academy, not you."
Upon hearing this, Mu En breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Mo Yan didn't say anything out of line this time.
In fact, he also felt that the person in the outer courtyard named Tang San dared to have the same name as their ancestor, which was a desecration of their ancestor. How could such a person be worthy of sharing the same name with their ancestor?
However, he had already shown the relevant video to his ancestor about the last incident, so his ancestor shouldn't be too angry.
Little did Mu En know that Tang San from the outer courtyard was actually an incarnation of his ancestor. Moreover, he had already intended to put the matter behind him, but Mo Yan's re-emergence of it brought back those unpleasant memories, relentlessly assaulting him!
At this moment in the God Realm, after hearing Mo Yan's words, the Sea God Tang San was already on the verge of losing control of his anger.
If Mo Yan hadn't revealed the person's name at the end, Tang San, the Sea God, might have just taken it as a joke. But hearing that the other person shared the same name as him was like openly insulting him and showing him disrespect.
"Shrek Academy is getting more and more outrageous! And what's wrong with all the geniuses in this family? Why do you always use the word 'hypocritical' to describe me? Everything I do is for the development of the continent, you don't understand anything at all!"
Sea God Tang San was furious and almost roared out with his divine sense, but he wasn't stupid enough to do that. He immediately controlled his divine sense and said in a deep voice, "Young lady, I can't comment on this kind of person, and you've only heard about it without any evidence."
He remembered that Moon had said last time that not many people knew about that incident, and that he had basically destroyed the recordings.
If there is no evidence to ruin his lifelong reputation, then it is all a lie.
Upon hearing this, Mo Yan, to Mu En's astonishment, immediately pulled out a recording soul tool and played it for Tang San, the Sea God, on the spot, even turning the volume up to the maximum.
The version Moon presented last time had no sound, but this time... hehehe.
"Xiao Wu, why did you dye your hair blonde? Hehehe... But it looks really pretty."
"Xiao Wu, promise me, your butt can only be used for pooping..."
"Xiao Wu, hehehe..."
"..."
The Sea God Tang San and Mu En, one human and one god, were both dumbfounded.
On the other side of the God Realm, the Sea God Tang San looked at himself in the picture and immediately became so angry that his face turned red and his neck bulged.
Didn't that old guy say he had destroyed the video? Why does this girl still have it?
And why is there still a sound this time?
No matter what, this clone is still himself!
The thought that his own creation had gotten into such a sordid affair with Dai Mubai's descendant made him furious.
He had never been this angry in all his time as a god, not even when he had a disagreement with the God of Destruction.
I wasn't even this angry when I saw the silent version last time—last time I just felt it was absurd and I was furious, but this time, it's much more than just anger...
Mo Yan silently took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on to avoid being hurt by the sight.
Last time, she forced a few dragonborn to watch it, and those guys vomited for a whole day, almost vomiting themselves to death. That's enough to show how disgusting the video is.
She had originally planned to save the video for Tang San to see in the future, but now that she had the opportunity, she decided to show it to him as soon as possible.
As for her previous suspicion that Mu En had shown it to Tang San, the Sea God—even if he had, it didn't matter, she could just watch it again.
Moreover, this time there's sound. Last time it was a low-quality version without sound, but this time it's the complete version, guaranteed to leave a "deep impression" on Poseidon Tang San.
Let him see how hard he's working with the clone he created!
...(End of chapter)
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