Artifact Report

Saturday Night Get-Together, Lair Poker Game
(As more and more residents appear in the main text, the thank you chapters also have more and more supporting characters. I can put together a poker game today.)
(Why did Hunter characters gradually disappear from the thank you chapters? Perhaps it's a phenomenon of bad money driving out good money...)
(Today’s thanks list is for the tips given between 1.11-1.25. I’ve caught up again, hahahaha)
"The New Year is almost here," the first thing Dream Screenwriter said when he opened the door was, "Can't you look a little more festive?"

The handyman was carrying Jin Xueli, who was struggling and cursing, and was stunned at the door.

"Hasn't January 1st already passed?"

"That's the Gregorian New Year. I was talking about the Spring Festival," Dream Screenwriter said, his face blank, full of dissatisfaction. "Have you forgotten which countries the sponsors are from?"

"Oh, yeah. Weird, why didn't they sponsor the BJ lair? BJ also meets the conditions for the lair to appear, right?"

"Who knows, maybe BJ's Nest didn't pass the review and was blocked."

"Then how can I look more festive?" The handyman turned his eyes to Meng's clothes. "Why are you wearing such a dazzling outfit?"

"What do you know? You have to wear red during the Chinese New Year to be festive."

"So picky," he said, throwing Jin Xueli into the house. "I'll be back soon."

Jin Xueli screamed in pain as she scrambled to her feet. Screenwriter Meng was about to close the door when a sudden flash of inspiration struck him, and he shouted angrily, "Come back! Don't go around killing people! That's not joy!"

The resident said "Oh" and went into the house: "Well, you should have said so earlier."

"You kidnap me every Saturday!" Jin Xueli glared at them. "All the sponsors have been snatched away by your lair. If you have the guts, just thank them yourself. Why do you always come to me?"

Screenwriter Meng pulled out a chair for her: "Play cards, plenty of drinks and snacks."

She was quiet for a while.

"...Ahem, you should have said it earlier."

Jin Xueli slid into the chair and said, "I really like playing cards... What kind of cards? What's the stake? No thanks, please."

"Today's cards are special," Dream Screenwriter smiled. He could smile even without a mouth, no matter how he smiled. "They're called Grandma's Cards. We're playing Landlord with them today."

"Grandma's brand..."

"I'll give you a brief introduction to how to play it. You'll learn it after just one try."

Big Ace: Xixia Youmu Mingli (The back of the card is blank, please fill in the blank whose extra story you want to see____)

Little Ace: Free time (the person who sees this card does not have to work and has a lot of free time. He is unanimously recommended by all the cards to become the Little Ace)
Smaller than Little Ace: Tiejia Baitang (wearing a suit of iron armor, hurting anyone he hits, and rising to power through force)
Next up: prprprQBB (a magical attack that has an inexplicable barbecue aroma and distracts other cards)
Then: I am Ayun’s doll, woooo, woooo, I am staying up late, duck, duck, duck, duck
(Attention! These two cards are very interesting, because they are both stuttering - no, because they both have repeated words, they can be paired, and when paired, they are bombs.

When playing alone at night, the Night Duck has the home advantage and is larger than the Cloud Doll. During the day, the Cloud Doll is larger than the Night Duck—unless there are dolls nearby or clouds can be seen through the window. If either of these two appears, the Cloud Doll will cry uncontrollably and become the smallest card.
Next Tier Card: Chrissieville
Then: Non-edible Kitten Gummy Candies

At this point, the residents' patience was exhausted.

"Remember, the rest of the cards are smaller than the ones mentioned above. Let's play first. Seriously, you won't remember even if I tell you too much. In the first round of tutorial, you'll get the hang of it as you play, thanks to the magical lair power."

The shuffling and dealing of the cards was quickly completed. On the question of who would be the landlord, two pairs of eyes and a blank face looked at each other for a while, and finally decided that Meng Xibian would be the landlord.

"You two have to work together to beat me. Don't let me finish my cards first." Screenwriter Meng looked at his cards for a while and carefully played a single number card: "Book Friend 20231210205514636."

What magical number cards! Once you put them on the table, they have an invisible effect and you can’t tell who they are.

"What card is bigger than yours?" Jin Xueli glanced at the cards.

"Four numbers equal one character, so Bookmate 20231210205514636 is equivalent to six characters + 6. You need to play a card with at least seven characters."

Jin Xueli looked at the cards, suddenly let out a "ha" sound, and played a card: "The girl's name is Xiaomei! Exactly seven characters."

The handyman was stunned for a moment: "Who's called Xiaomei? There's no girl - oh, it's cards."

"Really?" Dream Screenwriter said, unfazed, as if he had another trick up his sleeve. "Time for the odd jobs."

The handyman smiled triumphantly and quietly placed a card down: Always on the side of the eggs.

"Nine words," it asked concernedly, "Can you catch it?"

"The principles and temperament of this card make me feel uncomfortable," the dream screenwriter muttered. "Hmm, maybe I should wear an egg costume next time..."

"Hurry up," Jin Xueli urged.

Dream Writer, confident in his plans, slammed a card onto the table: Ishgard Red Puppet Tomato. "Ten characters?" Jin Xueli sighed. "Long names don't cost money, do they?"

"Is there anyone you want?" Screenwriter Meng looked around.

"Non-edible gummy kittens!" Jin Xueli quickly mastered the game. "This one is bigger than the ones I just mentioned, right? What a pity! I was thinking of saving one for a bite."

The handyman nodded and quietly typed out a Chrissieville card.

This was already the seventh-ranked card among the single cards. The table fell silent for a moment. Writer Meng gritted his teeth and decided to take back the situation. He made up his mind: "Iron Armor White Tang!"

"Oh, that's ruthless! You have the third combat power in your hands. You have a good hand." Jin Xueli and the handyman shook their heads. "No, let's take another look."

The dream screenwriter snorted and chuckled, this time laying out five cards in a row: "Miaao, Catch a Cat Cloud, Kittycutee! Three cat cards in a row! Who can catch three cat cards? Three plus two, and I'll add a pair - Jupiter's Quiet Goji Berry, the World's Third Worst Sea Intestine, and a pair of food cards!"

Three cat cards and a pair of food cards made Jin Xueli and the handyman look worse, and also significantly reduced the number of cards in screenwriter Meng's hand.

Dream Writer was very proud of himself and this time he only played a single card: "Xun Shi."

It only has two cards left in its hand.

"What does this card mean?" Jin Xueli was confused. "What card is bigger than this?"

"How would I know what it means? It's a Lao brand anyway. The more words it has, the bigger it is."

Jin Xueli hesitated, "Sun and Moon on the Grass."

"Ah, what a waste," the handyman peeked in, pressed down a card, and said, "I'm going to play Hu Miaomiao's owner. You see, these two of us could have made a perfect pair of familiar cards, but it's a pity they're separated."

The dream screenwriter smiled and played prprprQBB - the fourth highest card.

Now, the Landlord Dream screenwriter only has one card left in his hand.

Jin Xueli was a little panicked: "Bomb!"

I am Ayun’s doll, woooo woooo woooo, and the duck duck duck duck staying up late. Two cards fell on the table, and the dream screenwriter’s face changed - anyway, it can change, no matter how it changes.

The handyman looked at Jin Xueli hopefully. "We can't let the landlord get away. He only has one card left. Play a pair."

Jin Xueli took a deep breath. "Xie Wudie and Xing Jitui, this is a pair... a pair..."

She thought for a long time and said, "A pair of verb cards."

"Bullshit verb cards!" Dream Writer immediately protested, "Take them back! I can't figure out why they can form pairs, they're just single cards!"

The handyman wailed.

At this time, Dream Screenwriter has one card, Jin Xueli has two cards, and the Handyman has three cards.

Jin Xueli asked reluctantly, "Can I give up my right to play a card this round?"

"Of course not, I'm just kidding."

Jin Xueli silently made an ambiguous post.

The handyman played the biggest card in his hand with a sad face: the little ace Tianxia.

The dream screenwriter cheered, jumped up from his chair, and danced wildly around the table like an evil dancing butterfly.

"Big Ace! Nishishita Arikuragi!"

It respectfully placed Nishigata Arikumaguri in the center of the table, repeatedly displayed its empty hands, and said with a smile, "I ran away! I won! Handyman, what cards do you have left?"

The handyman sighed. "I have one pair left... Ciel, wes, a pair of English cards."

Grandma's Landlord tutorial level is over
If you wish to purchase the Grandma brand and take it home to share with friends and family during the Chinese New Year, please click on the purchase link below:
【Chaobao】Fake one compensate four residents X "The tip ends at 1.25 grandma card hahaha I'm tied again"

　Writing about it makes me want to play Landlord! Currently missing two cards, and one deck of cards, in other words, nothing.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)