Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 9 Tiger and Wolf Creativity
In the spacious hall, the scent of agarwood filled the air.

The six-curved ladies' screen divides the space into two parts, front and back. A noble lady is sitting behind the screen drinking tea and listening to the young woman in front of her reporting the account book.

Although the lady was wearing a skirt, she sat upright with her back straight, her lips tightly pursed, revealing a sense of toughness. The two sword scars on her face, one long and one short, further highlighted her murderous aura.

After the young woman finished speaking, the lady pondered and said, "Siqin, this year's revenue has dropped quite a bit compared to last year?"

The woman named Siqin had a sad look on her face and said respectfully:

“Your Highness, an Oiran is unique after all, and even if someone else were to replace her, she would never be perfectly replaced.

"Also, there's a new courtesan rising in fame at the brothel next door, and many wealthy patrons are flocking there to pay their money. As one thing grows, the other shrinks, so~
"I am not doing my job well, and I am willing to accept the punishment."

Your Madam said calmly:

“Never mind, we’ve only been here for less than two years, so it’s not your fault.

"A brothel can earn thousands of gold coins every year, which is more profitable than the porcelain kilns and paper mills that I invested so much time and effort to build. This is beyond my expectation.

"It's just that natural disasters have been frequent this year, and those noble families are struggling to help. I'm thinking of giving Empress Zhangsun some extra money to use."

Siqindao:
"I will do my best to manage it. Although the nobles in Chang'an are picky, they are willing to spend money when they see a woman they like. If jealousy and quarreling break out, I will be terrified just watching."

"The way of heaven is to make up for the excess of damage."

The lady sighed:
"Brothels are actually a good business for the Li family. I will come here often to check it out. We can't let those wealthy families take all the profits in Pingkangfang."

At this moment, someone suddenly reported from outside the door that the madam wanted to see the owner for something important.

After asking for instructions, Siqin called the madam in, walked around the screen to the front of the hall, and soon heard that a top handsome man had come to the house to seek a job.

The madam described Xuanci's beauty in a more exaggerated way than the eunuch, adding:

"However, he said he won't sign a contract to sell himself, just a partnership. And there's a 30/70 split, 70 for him and 30 for us. So, I came to ask the boss for instructions."

Siqin was already skeptical, but when she heard the last sentence, she burst into laughter and said unhappily:

"What kind of nonsense is this guy talking about? Do you think this is okay? Do you need to ask me?"

"I think we can talk about this~"

The madam said cautiously:

"Boss, you only need to take one look at him to know that words like "beautiful as a nation" and "as stunning as the moon and flowers" are all too high for him.

"If we can recruit him into our Wenyue Tower, all the noble ladies and young ladies in Chang'an will flock to him!"

Ah this?

Siqin was silent. Looking at the usually capable "floor manager", she felt that she did not seem to have drunk any fake wine, and she suddenly became curious.

"Heh, could it be that the person coming here is actually a succubus? I really want to see it for myself. Call her over."

The madam left immediately.

Siqin went back behind the screen, her expression instantly changed to respectful, and said:
"Your Highness, this madam is very knowledgeable. For her to make such an assessment, the woman must be quite good-looking. How about I fetch the veil and remove the screen so you can come and see if this stunning beauty is indeed true?"

The woman in the black dress showed disdain:

"It's difficult to paint a tiger's skin, but it's difficult to paint its bones. Masculinity is paramount for men. How attractive can a male entertainer be, no matter how handsome he is? How to run your business is up to you."

Siqin nodded in agreement.

When she heard the madam bringing someone in, she walked out calmly and with a cold and arrogant look on her face.

But when she walked around the screen and caught a quick glimpse of the bald man standing in the middle of the main room, she was immediately... stunned.

I was so shocked that I couldn't express it in words. My heart sank in fear!
It was not until the madam reminded her that she came to her senses and realized her own misconduct. She quickly walked to a chair and sat down, trying to control her expression and asked:
"what's your name?"

"Arthur. She told you the conditions I just mentioned, didn't she?"

The deep and sexy voice made Siqin's heart flutter again.

However, she did not forget that she was the boss and was negotiating, so she frowned and said:
"Boy, you're so arrogant! Do you know where this is? And you want to split the bill with us 70% and 30%?"

Xuan Ci said: "Fuck, with my face, giving you 30% is too much. Stop talking nonsense, just tell me if it's okay or not. If you are blind, I will go to Cuiweiju." What is this?

It's a bit masculine.

Siqin frowned and looked at him, knowing that with his wealth, all the noble ladies in Chang'an might flock to him. She must not let him escape, and certainly not let him go to the enemy.

But she couldn't agree to a 70% profit split. After thinking about it, she decided to find fault and suppress the profit first.

"Humph, this is an elegant place. We can't satisfy our guests just by looking good."

"What's so elegant about that? It's just a talent show, isn't it?" Xuan Ci had already carefully questioned Chen Xiaoke, and now he said confidently, "I've thought it all out. I'm going to blow the whole place away and make all the women want it so badly that they'll pay their money."

Can't stop? Siqin, who is not married yet, heard this and looked at the handsome face. She couldn't help but feel strange and said:
"Stop bragging. Don't you claim to be proficient in everything from music, chess, and poetry? What's your best skill? Just show it off if you have the ability."

Xuan Ci said disdainfully:

"What's so fun about playing the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting? They're not exciting at all. Compared to my unique skills, they're just a piece of cake."

"What are your special skills?" Siqin suddenly felt excited for some reason.

Xuanci squeezed his long, slender jade hand and said, "Set up the ring and fight."

"what?"

Siqin was speechless, rolled her eyes at him, and said disdainfully:
"What kind of unique skill is that? If customers want to see this, they can go to the gambling house and watch real fighting. Why would they come to watch you perform fancy moves?"

Seeing that she dared to question his creativity, Xuan Ci raised his voice and said:
"Are those ugly ones as handsome as me?
"What fancy moves? I'm playing for the real thing.

"Then I can ask those rich ladies to bring their men to fight me. As long as they knock me down, they can drag me into a room to be alone with me. Isn't that exciting?"

To be honest, Xuan Ci felt that his idea was simply too brilliant. He could make money while training his muscles against rich women. There was also a steady stream of warriors coming up to practice with him, and after that he could even choose a concubine... killing four birds with one stone!
However, everyone else was stunned by this wild and creative idea.

Even the lady behind the screen almost spit out her tea.

Siqin and the madam exchanged a glance, and could not help but imagine the scene of Xuanci being dragged into the inner room...

Don’t mention it, it’s really exciting just thinking about it.

But it's too vulgar, and such a cheap way of doing things may make you a little money, but can you make a lot of money?
Siqin sighed and said sarcastically:
"You're just giving it away for free. It's such a shame! I'm afraid you'll be beaten to death before you even make a few coins, and you'll make us at the Wenyue Pavilion a laughing stock."

"Me? Beaten to death?" Xuan Ci laughed angrily: "Come, call all your thugs here now, I'll let you broaden your horizons."

Siqin looked at his arrogant look, wondering where this pretty boy got his confidence from, and frowned.
"Are you sure? If I really call people over, they won't cooperate with your performance. If you get beaten to death, I won't even bury you."

"Hurry, hurry!" Xuan Ci said impatiently, "Hurry up and shout, can you call forty people? I'm waiting!"

At this moment, not only the musician and the madam, but even the woman in black dress who was drinking tea behind the screen became interested and felt a little regretful for not removing the screen.

"Okay, okay, since you want to be beaten, then I will satisfy you~"

Siqin immediately asked the madam to go out and call in two security guards.

One weighs 80 kilograms.

One weighs 90 kilograms.

It looks tall and strong, and very ferocious.

When the two heard that the pretty boy in front of them wanted to fight with them, and it was a real fight, they both had strange expressions on their faces and said uncertainly:

"Boss, are you really going to fight?"

"If we hurt this pretty boy, we won't be able to afford the compensation, hehe~"

Xuan Ci glanced at them sideways and said disdainfully:

"Are these two losers enough for me to fight? Call a few more, I'll beat at least ten!"

Siqin frowned, thinking that this fellow was indeed handsome, but too arrogant. He must be taught a lesson, so he said:
"He's already humiliated you like this, what are you waiting for? Give him a good beating, just don't hit him in the face."

(End of this chapter)