Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 366 A complete defeat

It's unclear whether the Queen Mother simply couldn't bear life in the underworld or was simply tired of her incompetent husband.

In short, Tang Xuanci made contact with her through the Seventh Fairy Tianyu and quickly persuaded her.

November 5th, 4rd year of Zhongyuan.

The All-Encompassing Forces breached the Underworld.

Guanyin killed the Emperor of Fengdu, and the Great Sage Sun God defeated Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

The Jade Emperor suffered a crushing defeat and was besieged in the North Yin Hall of the Six Heavens Palace in Fengdu.

Thanks to the Queen Mother's actions, he lost even the chance to start the unfinished project, losing all his means and bargaining chips.

However, when Tang Xuanci and the monkey killed You Sheng Zhenjun and found him first, he was still wearing a twelve-tasseled golden crown and a bright yellow immortal robe, sitting on the throne that had been moved from the Heavenly Palace to the Underworld.

At this moment, he resembled the Jade Emperor, the Supreme Heavenly Venerable, more than he had at any other time while residing in the Heavenly Palace.

"Father!"

The only one of the Seven Fairies who was his biological daughter, Fairy Tianyu, broke through the soldiers surrounding the main hall and rushed to his side. She whispered to him, trying to persuade him to surrender, saying that Tang Lang had promised her that as long as he cooperated, she would do her best to save his life.

He also said that if things went wrong in the future, he could simply give up being a celestial being and live in a secluded palace, enjoying life to the fullest every day. Wouldn't that be carefree?

After speaking, she turned and glanced at the man standing proudly in the hall.

Tang Xuanci said nothing about her naive idea, outwardly acquiescing but inwardly sighing:

"This old lamp is already broken. I don't care whether I kill it or not, but will Wukong and Wuneng agree to it? Will all living beings agree to it?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Bairen did not respond to Tianyu, but instead looked at Tang Xuanci and said:

"What a wonderful concept of equality for all beings and the common good of the three realms!"

"This plan...is brilliant!"
"However, Tang Xuanci, do you think that by defeating me in such a way you can become the ruler of the Three Realms?"

"You have personally destroyed the authority to rule the three realms."

"They keep saying that all living beings are fooled by gods and Buddhas, but all living beings are equal. How can this not be considered another kind of lie?"

"The Heavenly Court has endured for a thousand years without decline, but your Sentient Beings Gang, in my opinion, will not last more than a hundred years."

After hearing the Jade Emperor's meaningful words, even Tang Xuanci had to admit that the old man was indeed quite something, having foreseen the problem that the beaker had also anticipated.

But he lost because of his lack of experience.

Because the resources for longevity in the Three Realms are so abundant, the gods have long lifespans, which directly leads to the fact that the governance system of this planet has remained virtually unchanged in essence.

Even in the mortal realm where the surnames of emperors constantly change, it's the same old story—it keeps changing over and over again.

Imperial power was divinely granted, and the hierarchy was strict.

Such a situation has never existed before.

But things were different on Tang Xuanci's home planet. The "All Beings Alliance" had already done this a long time ago. The beaker was basically copied verbatim, only with some additions of the Three Realms' characteristics.

Therefore, they naturally already had experience in dealing with the various problems that might arise later.

Therefore, Tang Xuanci simply smiled dismissively and replied loudly:

"The power to rule the three realms?"

"That is you, the Supreme Lord Laozi, the Buddha, and all the gods and immortals who crave it."

"I am going to destroy it for the sake of all living beings."

"As for our future, it's no longer your concern."

"Surrender, come down from there. For Tianyu's sake, I can give you a chance to be judged by all living beings."

"Hehehehe," Wukong laughed with a smug look on his face, "Old Jade Emperor, do you dare to fight me for three hundred rounds? If you can win, I, your old Sun, can let you go."

As he spoke, he raised the stick in his hand and pointed it directly at the Jade Emperor's forehead.

Seeing this, Fairy Tianyu hurriedly spoke up again, urging her father to surrender.

At this moment, Zhang Bairen finally looked at her and smiled:
"Foolish child."

"Even if that rogue monk didn't lie to you, do you think I have any intention of living a life of ignominy?"
"Before there were movies, you liked to sneak down to the mortal world to watch plays. Do you know why Xiang Yu, the King of Western Chu, did not cross the Wujiang River?"
"Just because he survived by crossing the river, he was no longer the overlord."

Upon hearing this, Tianyu burst into tears. Just as she was about to say something more, her delicate body was blown away by a powerful surge of energy.

The army of sentient beings surrounding the hall were all forced back by the invisible pressure.

Even the monkey was on high alert, grabbing the real master's arm and throwing him far behind.

The Jade Emperor's eyes flashed like lightning, his golden robes billowed, displaying his divine might, and he spoke in the most arrogant tone of his life:
"Today, though I die, I am still the Jade Emperor, the Supreme Heavenly Venerable, the High God of the Mysterious Vault!"

Having said that, he used the Haotian Mirror, which hung high above, to destroy his divine form.

At this time, Zhu Wuneng was still leading his troops to deal with the remnants of Ksitigarbha's forces. Upon hearing the good news, he was not very excited, feeling that it was just the end of a lingering obsession.

After gaining complete control of the ten capitals of the underworld, Tang Xuanci visited the "world-destroying" project that the Jade Emperor had secretly undertaken.

Simply put, if we consider the underground of the Three Realms as the interior of an atom, the Jade Emperor's method of disrupting the Yin and Yang of the earth is to create extreme conditions that allow the outer electrons to come into contact with the central protons, triggering a dramatic change similar to a supernova explosion.

He set up ten "Nine Netherworld Rift Arrays" in the core location of the Ten Capitals Yin Domain, which can shatter the "Netherworld Dome" of the underworld;
They also gathered fragments of the Reincarnation Disc controlled by the Heavenly Court, Buddhism, and Taoism, and set up an array at the Six Paths of Reincarnation connected to the Earth's core.

Once all preparations are complete, the balance of Yin and Yang on Earth will be completely destroyed, plunging the entire Three Realms into an irreversible calamity.

In response, Tang Xuanci cursed loudly while instructing Gao Cuilan to arrange for a group of media reporters to come and gather as much material as possible to make a fuss before dismantling this outrageous project.

After all, although the Jade Emperor is dead, the other two giants are not finished yet, and the next step is to continue to call on all living beings to fight them.

However, at this moment, Beaker made an unexpected suggestion, saying that this underworld project should not be completely demolished, but should still be used.

Tang Xuanci didn't understand and directly asked her why.
They say that such a huge safety hazard is not being removed and is being left for the New Year. What if something happens that day and it is used by Buddha, the Taoist Ancestor, or even Yin Yin?
But Beaker, in a sweet, delicate voice, rattled off a whole bunch of theories that a middle school student couldn't understand at all.

Finally, Tang Xuanci could only impatiently call a halt, interpreting this as "helping to return to the home planet."

Therefore, the ten Nine Netherworld Rift Arrays and the array of the Reincarnation Place were secretly preserved.

……

After a series of battles, even the All-People Army, which uses intelligent weapons on a large scale, is somewhat exhausted.

However, both Buddhism and Taoism were even more exhausted, and their morale had plummeted to rock bottom.

Tang Xuanci didn't want to give them any chance to catch their breath, so he immediately started another live broadcast speech, asking the art student to possess him, to inspire people, organize the fighting force, and first lead the army westward to attack Lingshan.

The Buddhist forces did not hold out for long; the Western Heavenly Guard quickly retreated and fled back to the Black Continent.

But after Ling Shan was released, Yin Yin indeed started causing trouble.

She forcefully seized control of the Western Regions, including the Western Paradise and Tibet, preventing Tang Xuanci's confidants from interfering.

He even sang a tune with Tang Xuanci, advocating for a halt to the advance on Dongsheng Shenzhou and Beiju Luzhou on the grounds that "the people are overwhelmed and need to rest and recuperate."

Tang Xuanci was furious, but he couldn't just turn on them and start a war, lest he make himself look like the leader of a sabotage squad.

So I could only follow the beaker's strategy and slowly fight against her.

The pace of unifying the three realms slowed down.

……

Time flies, and another year has passed.

The mortal and immortal realms of Xiniuhe Continent and Nanzhanbu Continent have merged into one, and are thriving.

For mortals, spirits, and most demon cultivators, immortality is simply out of reach.

Now, with Tang Xuanci using big data algorithms to fully allocate natural resources, the improvement in supplies can completely meet their personal expectations.

Although a small number of immortals, gods, demons, and monsters still lack the most needed resources for longevity, even if they are dissatisfied with their expectations, they all point their fingers at the Buddhist sect, the Taoist sect, and the immortal emperors and gods of the Northern Continent.

Therefore, the people were filled with praise for Emperor Tang.

In more than 90% of the human and demon dwellings on both continents, there are pictures of the beautiful King Ying Shen, who is tall, has a radiant head, and a righteous smile.

Goodness, it's starting to look a bit like worshipping a god.

Moreover, the more intellectually foolish a place is, the stronger the smell becomes, even surpassing what it used to be.

For example, if someone were to accidentally let their beloved concubine fall to the ground, the consequences wouldn't just be some vague divine retribution; they might immediately face imprisonment or even death.

In contrast, while the Holy Assistant Guanyin held considerable prestige among the people, she was far inferior to Tang Xuanci.

Furthermore, given her inferior experience in verbal battles under the current circumstances compared to Beaker, she could only decline further and gradually lose power.

Tang Xuanci was very pleased with himself when he saw this.

He frequently sent messages that were deleted after being read, teasing Yinyin.

They say a day as husband and wife is worth a hundred days of kindness.

Isn't it good to be second only to the emperor and above all others?

I advised her to behave herself and stop trying to be clever and causing internal strife.

In the fifth year of Zhongyuan, on the winter solstice.

The sky was as black as Ni Ge's, but Tang Xuanci was in an extremely comfortable mood, as pink as Xiao Ke's.

After a war without visible smoke, Pilanpo successfully eliminated Guanyin's confidants with a majority of votes and was elected as the new Great Sage of the Western Paradise.

In addition, several important positions in Ling Mountain were also occupied by Tang Xuanci's people.

To celebrate, Tang Xuanci took his three disciples, three children, and several wives and concubines who were no longer throwing tantrums to the Great Thunder Temple. They made dumplings with the lotus roots from the Lotus Pond of Transformation to celebrate the festival and also to keep an eye on the handover.

(End of this chapter)