Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 362 No Accident Happened

No accident occurred.

Seeing that the forces of sentient beings had grown so powerful that they were completely out of control, the Jade Emperor and Laozi, as expected, set aside their past grievances with Buddha, returned Mount Ling to Buddhism, and stood hand in hand with the sentient beings on the opposite side.

Even more shamelessly, Zhang Bairen tried to whitewash the remnants of Huangjiao, wanting Huangtian Shengzun to lead them back to the Heavenly Court, promising to appoint Tang Xuanci as one of the Five Elders of the Five Directions and to oversee Huangji after eliminating the scourge.

But Huangtian Shengzun was not stupid. Seeing that the masses had great strength, he used the same trick again, claiming that his side had been greatly injured and only wanted to recuperate.

As Tang Xuanci had predicted, the celestial court was in disarray, its immortal hearts scattered, and it was falling apart, resembling the situation at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Many powerful deities in the lower realms knew that the Heavenly Court could no longer issue peaches of immortality and golden pills. They either outwardly complied with the Heavenly Court's decrees but inwardly defied them, or simply ignored them, and some even abandoned their allegiance to join the All Beings' Alliance.

The immortals and gods of the Qingliu faction split into three factions: the loyalists, the renouncers of Heaven, and the followers of the Ming.

Even the Taoist and Buddhist sects are experiencing problems.

February 2nd, the third year of Zhongyuan;
The Great Sage Pig Wuneng was able to persuade his grandmaster, the Supreme Pure Spiritual Treasure Heavenly Venerable, to make a decision as soon as possible to preserve the foundation of Taoism.

Lingbao Tianzun was moved by his sincerity and lamented that the fortunes of Taoism had declined. He then secretly met with the Holy Leader Tang Xuanci.

After reaching an agreement, he returned to Shangqing Yuyutian, left a letter, and advised his junior brother, Plastic, to take care of himself.

He then led his disciples back to the Eastern Continent Dojo and ordered the disciples of the Shangqing lineage to begin the true salvation of all living beings.

Seeing this, many members of the Yuqing Sect abandoned their evil ways and embraced the light.

November 13;
Huineng, along with a group of monks and Buddhists from the Golden Cicada School, rescued the Peacock King Bodhisattva, escaped from the Black Continent, and founded the Southern School at Baolin Temple in Jambudvipa.

No longer obeying Buddha.

November 22;
Kui Mulang, a former star official of the Heavenly Court's Dou Department, returned to the world at Chen Xiaoke's invitation and joined the All Beings Gang.

Through its efforts, together with the Holy Head's adopted son, the Pleiades Star Official, it persuaded a large number of celestial beings, including Lou Jingou and Bi Yuewu, to abandon darkness and embrace light.

November 25;
The Great Sage Sha Wujing, understanding the situation and appealing to interests, bribed thirteen celestial beings, including Shaohao Baidi and Qing Tongjun, of the Western Mountain Divine Palace. With their help from within and without, they assassinated the Western Mountain Emperor and successfully occupied… oh no~
It should be said that Taihua Mountain was released, allowing it to return to the embrace of all living beings.

At the same time, Sha Wujing created an opportunity for his master to meet the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden of Zhongnan Mountain alone, helping his master to successfully persuade the Mystic Maiden.

November 6;
With the help of the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden, the All Beings Gang stormed into Zhongnan Mountain, killing Lü Dongbin and Zhong Hanli, and capturing Tieguai Xian, the head of the Li family of the Eight Great Gates.

Release the entire Zhongnan Mountain area.

November 11;
The All-Encompassing Clan clashed fiercely with the Heavenly Buddha Path Alliance in Xiniu Hezhou.

Zhang Bairen once again resorted to underhanded tactics, sending a spy to secretly contact the Golden Horn and Silver Horn brothers, informing them of Tang Xuanci's secret of becoming their father, while also revealing the news of the death of the Great King of the Rhinoceros, cleverly linking these two events together as cause and effect.

The two brothers' faces turned pale and then red; they were so angry they felt like their lungs were about to explode!

So he endured hardship and humiliation, first pretending to recognize the bald bandit as his father, and then secretly making contact with an immortal he knew in the Taoist sect. With the help of his mother, he wanted to find out Tang Xuanci's whereabouts and plan a decapitation operation!
Unexpectedly, Hu Qinghua knew the two brothers' temperaments too well and was more intelligent than them. She noticed the abnormality and quickly found out by using a little trick.

When their deeds were exposed, the two brothers became hysterical and refused to listen to their mother's explanations.

In particular, the Silver Horn King cursed Fox Qinghua as "shameless" and, ignoring all attempts to stop him, sent a message to the enemy, who then launched a coordinated attack on the base, leaving the Independent Army General Red Boy and his mother, Lady Fan, in dire straits.

At the critical moment, for reasons unknown, Hu Qinghua risked her life to save him, even taking a sword from a Taoist Golden Immortal for Iron Fan Immortal, suffering severe injuries in the process.

When Jinjiao and Yinjiao saw that their mother was injured, they began to protect her, thus delaying the battle.

Later, Tang Xuanci arrived in time, and the Jin and Yin brothers fled with the Taoist sect's assault team.

Iron Fan Fairy held Hu Qinghua in her arms. The look in her eyes, which had previously been three parts disdain, three parts hatred, and four parts murderous intent, became more complicated, laying the foundation for them to become good sisters and live a shameless life together in the future.

After Golden Horn and Silver Horn returned to the Taoist sect, they discovered that what their mother had said was indeed true. Although King Si had been severely beaten by Tang Xuanci, the cause of his death was suspicious. After questioning the demons who had participated in the anti-demon banquet, it was confirmed that King Si had been murdered by the Buddhist sect and the three demons of Lion Camel Ridge.

Knowing the truth, the two brothers nearly bit their teeth to pieces, and then sought revenge on the still-alive Golden-Winged Roc and Vajra.

When the Taoist sect became aware of this, in order to maintain friendly cooperation with the Buddhist sect, they forbade the latter to seek revenge.

Silver Horn King could not tolerate it and insisted on causing trouble, which led to his death at the hands of Buddhist monks.

Jin Jiao was in unbearable pain, but he endured hardship and humiliation to survive. Finally, he colluded with the agents of the Zhong Sheng Gang, who were lurking in the Taoist sect, and summoned a large army to flatten the stronghold of the Buddhist-Taoist alliance.

Despite past grievances, Tang Xuanci transformed into Super Saiyan 4 to save him and personally led the charge!
Overwhelmed by grief, anger, and maternal love, Xiao Jin finally accepted this "benevolent father," joined the All Beings Gang, and vowed to seek revenge against Buddhism.

November 4;
Tang Xuanci gathered 440,000 people and fought a major battle with the Tianfodao allied forces in the Tongtian and Liusha regions.

Gods and Buddhas fly alongside missiles, nuclear explosions blend seamlessly with the setting sun.

Immortal remains piled up, blood staining the abyss that reaches the heavens; the mournful cries of the dead echo along the banks of the shifting sands.

Tang Xuanci tackled the giant spirit god amidst the horde of soldiers and smashed the demon orb.

The three brothers of the Wu generation fought a five-hundred-round battle with the two traitors of the Heavenly Court, defeated the Guanjiangkou Group and Nezha's main army, and captured Xiaotian Dog, Mo Liqing and the Second Heavenly King of Hong.
Ultimately, the combined forces of Heavenly Buddha and Taoism suffered a crushing defeat.

Except for a small area at the foot of Mount Ling in Xizhou, the entire area was released.

November 6;
Tang Shengshou ordered a complete clearing of obstacles around Kunlun Ruins in preparation for attacking the Heavenly Palace.

The two saints, Qitian and Ritian, each led 100,000 elite troops and attacked the Yellow Horned Demon Clan in two separate routes.

Huang Tian Shengzun was shocked and furious. He tried to resist, but found that he could not stop him at all. So he quickly initiated peace talks and found a relatively safe place to meet Tang Xuanci.

Unexpectedly, upon seeing this fellow, Tang Xuanci immediately recalled the time when the Heavenly Court besieged him, and he refused to help, only wanting to hide on the sidelines and watch the show.

Then I heard that this fellow had quite a few conditions for surrendering. First of all, he had to continue to be the person in charge of his current territory. Tang Xuanci also had to clear the names of the people and admit that the Yellow Horn Immortal had rebelled because he could not get enough peaches and golden pills, which was also for the purpose of saving all living beings.

Tang Xuanci was immediately enraged and pointed at his nose, cursing:
"Fuck you, do you even have the right to negotiate with me now?"

"If you had helped me back then, I would have called you Little Huang. Now that you're trying to surrender, I'll send you straight to meet the King of Hell."

"Wukong, Wuneng, beat him! Kill this bastard right now!"

Upon hearing this, Huang Tian Shengzun was greatly alarmed. Seeing the monkey standing beside Tang Xuanci already impatiently picking its ears, he felt as if he were facing a formidable enemy and had the thought of turning around and running away.

At this moment, Zhu Wuneng transmitted a message to Tang Xuanci, advising him to reconsider, saying that if Huangtian Shengzun were to escape back and defend the city, or even seek help from Zhang Bairen, a fight would still be quite troublesome.

The beaker also made a sweet, coquettish sound, saying that accepting surrender was the best course of action, otherwise it might be a waste of time and energy.

Tang Xuanci thought about it and agreed. Since he didn't have any deep-seated grudges with Xiao Huang, he shouldn't waste time and affect the pace of returning to his home planet to take revenge.

Then, his expression instantly changed, and he smiled like the rising sun at dawn:

"Hahahaha, Wukong, what are you doing? I was just kidding."

He spoke kindly to the Holy Venerable Huangtian:
"I was just joking!"
"Old Huang, what you said is exactly what I wanted to hear."

“My revered master, Huangjiao Daxian, is my idol. ‘The Azure Heaven is dead, the Yellow Heaven shall rise.’ What a bold and magnificent statement, it’s simply awesome.”

"Now you are here to speak for the people of this region, which is exactly what everyone hopes for."

Consequently, all the Yellow Horned Demons surrendered, and the Yellow Heaven Saint Venerable was granted the title of "Yellow Heaven Great Saint" through the approval of the entire group.

November 10;
Tang Xuanci ordered the newly established "Space Division" to launch the "Air Control Plan".

With a total of 17 launch sites, they began launching satellites and space stations into high-altitude and space orbits using extremely low-cost reusable stainless steel rockets.

Some of these satellites carry detection systems and tactical nuclear weapons. Once the beaker detects enemy activity or targets, it will instantly launch an offensive or defensive response.

Soon, most of the "Thousand-Mile Eyes" that the Heavenly Court had deployed over the four continents were destroyed.

November 26;
Tang Xuanci and Guanyin gathered a million people and launched a fierce attack on Kunlun Ruins, the most important stronghold of the Heavenly Palace!
November 4;
The ruins of Kunlun were destroyed.

The Heavenly Palace was once again exposed to the eyes of the mortal beings below.

Taking advantage of the weakened outer array, Tang Xuanci swiftly detonated a series of hydrogen bombs he had secretly deployed in outer space under the cover of the "Air Control Plan".

A "Fallen Sky Bomb" made by a monkey using high-force materials combined with various top-grade metaphysical treasures, used a light sail that could generate thrust through "light pressure" to instantly accelerate to 0.025c in a series of nuclear fusion reactions.

That is 2.5% of the speed of light.

It sped towards the Heavenly Palace!

Upon entering the atmosphere of the Three Realms, the Fallen Heaven Bullet used a mystical array to minimize wind resistance, ultimately piercing the Southern Heavenly Gate with precision at 1% of the speed of light, where it exploded inside.

Taking advantage of the situation, Tang Xuanci waved his hand and led his army soaring upwards, bursting into the Heavenly Palace.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother fled in defeat, leading their followers to Changbai Mountain.

The Emperor of Longevity followed the Jade Emperor; the Emperor of Ziwei went to Beiju Luzhou; and the Emperor of Qinghua went to Dongsheng Shenzhou.

The Heavenly Court has fallen.

(End of this chapter)