Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 358 The Jade Emperor's Clever Stratagem

As the Heavenly Court launched a full-scale offensive, Tang Xuanci fought valiantly for the sake of all living beings, gradually finding himself in a perilous situation.

The entire Tibetan and Western Regions have fallen.

All Guanyin Temples were sealed off by heavenly soldiers and generals, and countless monks were killed or arrested, such as the hundreds of abbots of Elder Jinchi... Most of them fled in advance to the west bank of the Liusha River.

The entire Qiangsheng Group's assets were destroyed.

When the Gao brothers received the evacuation order and were about to cross the river, the local earth god of Caoxian County, under pressure, betrayed the gang and surrounded them.

In the end, Gao Cuisheng fought to the death, perishing together with the enemy, his body and soul destroyed, thus creating an opportunity for his brother to escape.

Gao Cuiqiang wept bitterly, and was dragged across the river by General Yin like a tiger carrying a sheep, escaping to the Mo Shengdu.

The high-altitude mountain range where the Elephant Trunk Corridor is located is also controlled by the Heavenly Court.

The monkey parachuted into the Elephant Trunk Corridor and fought Erlang Shen, the True Lord of Manifestation, for three hundred rounds at the top of the mountain, crippling the Howling Celestial Dog with a single kick.

Erlang Shen, despite his true abilities, was no match for the monkey. According to the monkey, the monkey disregarded martial ethics, activated his faith, and used the power of heaven and earth condensed in his third eye to break through the monkey's powerful and indestructible body.

The monkey was severely injured and its fighting ability was greatly reduced.

The Western Sea defense line collapsed—

Under the supervision of the Heavenly Court, the naval forces of the Three Seas Dragon Palaces turned on each other, staining the Western Sea with blood.

Once the location of the All Beings Gang's fleet is exposed, it will immediately be subjected to a devastating attack by a Grand Luo Golden Immortal carrying powerful treasures.

Even a giant aircraft carrier built with a massive amount of "Chaotic Gold Essence" and "Yellow Mother Divine Iron" was sunk by the Qinghua Emperor himself when Guanyin appeared in Tibet.

At that time, Tang Xuanci was personally commanding on that aircraft carrier. His two thighs were directly severed at the root by the "Qingsi Huaren" sword created by the Qinghua Emperor, and even his third leg was cut off. He almost couldn't escape.

Later, due to his forced driving beyond 6, i.e., super... super devil muscle monk, he fell into a deep coma and was sent to Lingshan Lotus Pond for recuperation.

During this time, seeing that the battle was dragging on and going against him, the Jade Emperor came up with another scheme to sow discord between the master and his disciples.

He first activated a personal assistant who was lurking around Gao Cuilan, the CEO of Zhong Sheng Holdings Group, based on a piece of seemingly unimportant intelligence.

Taking advantage of Gao Cuisheng's death and Gao Cuiqiang's severe injuries caused by anger and anxiety, she was sent to Lingshan for treatment. When she came to see her brother, she used lewd means to get him to take the initiative to have the thing he had always wanted with Tang Xuanci.

Then, he revealed this information to the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, who had been groveling before her for many years, and incited the Pig Commander, the main force of the All-People Gang, to be dissatisfied with his cheap master.

This is not over yet.

Immediately afterwards, the Jade Emperor, who was willing to sacrifice even a small amount of green for the sake of achieving great things, actually persuaded a fairy from the Moon Palace with a D-cup who was so beautiful that "a smile that could launch a thousand ships and make all the beauties of the Heavenly Palace pale in comparison" to deliberately frame her as a prisoner of war and send her to Tang Xuanci.

It turns out that this Moon Goddess was Zhu Wuneng's divine partner when he was Marshal Tianpeng, and also one of the Jade Emperor's favorite beauties.

And she doesn't resemble what Zhu Wuneng said during his freestyle:
“The beauties in my Moon Palace have been secretly taken by him.”

To be precise, her relationship with the Jade Emperor was more like that of the Junior Tutor and Gao Yi, or the Principal and Bai Ji.

The Jade Emperor heard that during the Heaven-Bombing Operation, this sycophant had secretly gone to the Moon Palace to see her.

Despite being treated ruthlessly, the Jade Emperor knew that he still couldn't forget her and was still infatuated with her.

The Jade Emperor also knew that Tang Xuanci was a rogue monk, just like himself, male and fond of women, as evidenced by his many wives and concubines.

Although the Moon Goddess's appearance is a billion times less than Guanyin's, the Jade Emperor objectively judged her to be no less beautiful than the Old Mother of Lishan or the Princess of the West Sea, and she would surely catch the eye of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang.

As long as Tang Xuanci is unaware of the Moon Goddess's identity, and the Moon Goddess uses her charm slightly, the Jade Emperor is sure the blind monk will accept her.

So, as soon as Tang Xuanci accepts the offer, the Moon Fairy will try to contact Zhu Wuneng to let him know about it. She will also cry and tell him that she revealed her identity to her "master" and said that she wanted to find Tianpeng, but her master... Waaaaah.

This is the final link in the chain of schemes.

Good heavens, even Tang Xuanci had to admit that Zhang Bairen was a genius after learning about this plan; he was too insidious.

Imagine, Zhu Wuneng was already resentful because Gao Cuilan, whom he had pursued for many years, had finally become his "master's wife," making it impossible for him to remain calm. If he then discovered that his old lover, who was like a sore spot to him, had also taken the form of his master, it would be strange if he could hold back his anger.

Fortunately, although the Jade Emperor's theory was intricately linked and his practical design was ingenious, he failed to support the most basic argument.

Tang Xuanci is indeed male, but... he no longer loves women.

When Gao Cuilan fell for his scheme and tried to enter Feifei's room, he remained unmoved, which only caused misunderstandings among outsiders, and no actual relationship occurred.
The fact that the Moon Goddess, who claimed to be a spy but actually wanted to throw herself into his arms, left him with no anger, only annoyance at the wasted energy.

He slapped the fairy twice in the buttocks, then ordered her to be dragged out and imprisoned, intending to reward her later to his precious disciple or other comrades who had made great contributions.

The Moon Goddess was completely dumbfounded. Her elaborate scheme could not proceed, and she dared not admit her identity. She could only squat in the Buddhist prison of Leiyin Temple and weep all the while.

Just then, a rabbit demon who was locked in another cell caught a glimpse of her as she passed by and recognized her true identity.

It turns out that this monster was once the Jade Rabbit who pounded medicine in the Moon Palace. How could she be like this? Well, here's what she looked like:

It's incredibly beautiful; aside from being two sizes smaller, it's in no way inferior to the Moon Goddess. The pair of pink, fluffy bunny ears are a bonus.

Once, Zhang Bairen went to the Moon Palace for a date and happened to see it, instantly giving rise to improper thoughts.

But the Jade Rabbit was extremely unwilling and decisively found an opportunity to run away, descending to the mortal realm to become a demon in the Kingdom of Tianzhu. She even used a special transformation ability to sneak into the palace and impersonate a princess.

Later, when Tang Xuanci conquered the Western Paradise and planted living corpses in India, he happened to stumble upon it. The monkey spent a great deal of effort to capture it.

Upon seeing Tang Xuanci, the Jade Rabbit's ears turned a vibrant pink. It felt as if getting any closer, even just one glance, would melt it away!

And Tang Xuanci at that time was indeed as Zhang Bairen had predicted.

Seeing that the Jade Rabbit was highly intelligent and could also complete the twelve zodiac animals, he readily accepted it and even coaxed Ai Ai, who had been placed by the Queen Mother of the Qin Dynasty, not to complain.

However, Tang Xuanci never expected that she, who seemed perfectly normal, would add the word "help".

What's even worse is that the Jade Rabbit, fearing that her husband would despise her because of her extraordinary talent, deliberately concealed the truth and tried to use exploitation to transform into his shape.

Tang Xuanci was furious when he discovered the truth!
But seeing her drooping ears and tearful face, she looked so pitiful. Considering that she was infatuated with love and had no bad intentions, he didn't kill her. Instead, he threw her into the Buddhist prison, so that he wouldn't have to see her and be bothered by her.

This hurdle has remained in place until now.

Despite Tang Xuanci's treatment of her, the Jade Rabbit remained uncomplaining and without regret.

She constantly longed for the tenderness of those midnight hours, and in the empty, silent room, she still hoped that one day she could see her husband again.

Now it seems the opportunity has arrived.

The Jade Rabbit recognized Zhang Bairen's lover and overheard that the escorts seemed unaware of the Moon Goddess's identity. Sensing that something was amiss, she used this as a pretext to request an audience with her "husband."

Upon seeing her, Tang Xuanci deduced the entire elaborate scheme and broke out in a cold sweat.

To eliminate the estrangement between master and disciple, he sent someone to the capital of the desert to invite the Queen Mother of the Yellow Emperor, and also summoned Zhu Wuneng from the northern front. Using the Heavenly Divine Technique, he made this licking pig see the true face of his beloved.

Including the truth about her relationship with Zhang Bairen back then.

Zhu Wuneng was heartbroken and furious. He cursed the bitch and raised the ProMax 2 revolver that Tang Xuanci had shoved into his hand, trembling as he aimed it at her forehead.

However, looking into the fearful and pleading eyes on either side of the gun barrel, and remembering his own reflection in them... he lowered the gun again.

Tang Xuanci was furious. He grabbed his cheap disciple by the back of the head, stared straight into his eyes, and said:
"Wuneng, why keep this bitch alive? She'll only become your inner demon!"
"A teacher for a day is a father for life. If you can't bring yourself to do it, I will take care of it for you."

"Kill her today, and kill Zhang Bairen another day!"

Having said that, he snatched the Nuclear Revolver and blew the Moon Fairy's head off with a single shot.

Zhu Wuneng remained silent, tilted his head back at a 45-degree angle, and closed his eyes.

(End of this chapter)