Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 355 The Heavenly Palace Explodes, the Five Saints Appear

Seeing that the Buddha, with his sixteen-foot golden body, had forced back the Queen Mother and the Five Emperors, he was about to rush into the Peach Garden first.

A shout rang out, ancient and resonant, seemingly spanning endless ages:

"Buddha—"

It turned out to be Laozi, the Supreme Lord, who had come all the way from the Eastern Continent.

The celestial light surged from his sleeves, transforming into a grand blueprint. Yin and Yang rotated, and the Eight Trigrams shone brightly, turning into countless rune chains that instantly arrived before the Buddha, blocking him from entering the Peach Garden.

The gods and immortals were overjoyed and joined forces with the Dao Ancestor to subdue the demon.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were both pleased and worried. After all, the matter of ripening the peaches was something they had secretly done without telling any of the other immortals and gods.

Upon seeing this, Buddha seemed to immediately realize something. While dealing with Laozi's attack, he immediately addressed Tang Xuanci and Guanyin, directly exposing their unethical behavior.

It turns out that Laozi was the person Tang Xuanci was waiting for.

According to Tathagata's original plan, he not only tricked the two Qing Dao Ancestors and Zhenwu Emperor into going to the Eastern and Northern Continents ahead of time.

Moreover, in the period leading up to the operation, he repeatedly used the power of faith to create a false impression, making others believe that Buddhism was secretly plotting a large-scale operation similar to "Wandering Black Continent" in conjunction with the North Sea Demon Emperor.

All of this was actually so that when they attacked the Heavenly Palace now, the Dao Ancestor and the True Martial Emperor would not guess that he had already infiltrated the Heavenly Palace.

After all, the speed in the Heavenly Palace is nine times slower than that in the outside world.

Once the Dao Ancestor and the True Martial Emperor react, they can quickly fly back. This is also why the zero-yuan purchase plan must be executed swiftly.

However, Tang Xuanci sent Sha Wujing to contact Laozi in advance and tell him about the Jade Emperor's efforts to ripen the peaches and the Buddha's plan to offer them for free.

Moreover, the notification was given precisely at the last minute.

In this way, by utilizing the 9 times speed difference, Laozi can arrive at the Peach Garden at the perfect time, neither too early nor too late.

With the arrival of the Dao Ancestor, the pressure on Tathagata increased dramatically, and he was immediately blocked in front of the Peach Garden, unable to break through.

However, even though he guessed that Laozi was summoned by Tang Xuanci, he remained calm and said that it was understandable for them to have doubts about Buddhism.

Then he added that although the Dao Ancestor had arrived, the Yaochi Grand Formation had been broken, so the peaches of immortality were not impossible to take.

Since Tang Xuanci was worried, he and Guanyin held off the enemy while Wukong, who was familiar with the situation in the Peach Garden, went in to retrieve the peaches!

Upon hearing this, the Dao Ancestor immediately freestly declared openly:
Tang Xuanci and Guanyin had already told him and the Jade Emperor about today's events. The reason they kept it from the immortals was to lure Tathagata and the demons into the Heavenly Palace so that they could surround and kill them.

He then urged Guanyin to switch sides and help him kill the Buddha.

Good heavens, even Tang Xuanci had to admit that this old man was quick to calculate.

But he ruled out that option first.

The reason is simple: the Great Yi Wan has already been thrown next to the Lingxiao Palace, and so many people have been killed. How can the phrase "luring demons into the palace" absolve them of responsibility?

If we help them kill Tathagata now, how can we escape?

The Buddha's suggestion to let the monkeys go in and steal the peaches did indeed sound very tempting.

But if you hold so many peaches in your hands, it's like taking Liu Mi and Yang Yifei to play in the Ganges River in India, which will immediately make you a thorn in the side of all the gods and immortals!
Including the Buddha.

Imagine, even if they really managed to fight their way out with Buddha, without the restraint of Laozi and the Jade Emperor, who could defeat him?
Therefore, Tang Xuanci also ruled out this option.

He firmly chose the "original plan" and decisively stated:
"it is good.

"Buddha is Buddha, he has some vision."

"Yinyin, Wukong, listen to him! Let's act now without delay!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva actually knew his "original plan" all along and was persuaded by him. She said nothing and continued to help Tathagata, Jade Emperor, Laozi and others fight together.

Upon seeing this, the monkey plucked nine top-grade divine hairs, divided them into ten, and transformed them all into teardrop shapes that could turn at acute angles. Taking advantage of a gap in the battle between immortals and Buddhas, it rushed towards the Peach Garden.

Seeing that the monkeys were about to sneak into the peach garden she had created, the Queen Mother was furious. Under the Jade Emperor's cover, she was distracted and used thunderous means to instantly drive all ten water droplet monkeys back.

One of the monkeys was actually refined into a hair by her using chaotic energy.

Just then, a figure broke through the layers of obstacles and rushed to the entrance of the Peach Garden.

It seems as if time and space are distorted, and as if heaven and earth are shifted.

To the immortals, the strange thing looked like a series of black and white pixels, which was Hikun that Tang Xuanci had always carried in his body.

It turned out that as Kun Kun grew and matured, and with Chen Xiaoke's persistent persuasion, it finally agreed to go out with Tang Xuanci alone.

Having achieved minor mastery of its supernatural powers, it already possessed the bearing of the Northern Darkness Demon Ancestor.

It is so large that its size is immeasurable; so small that its size is immeasurable.

Therefore, even the Heavenly Palace's top-tier demon-revealing mirror array failed to detect it.

And that divinely bestowed technique of great curvature shifting is a billion times more powerful than it was six or seven years ago.

The Queen Mother glanced at it and immediately exclaimed in surprise:

"The Demon Ancestor of the Northern Underworld!?"

Without a second thought, it revealed its true form—tiger teeth and leopard tail—and, enveloped in chaotic energy, shot towards Peach Garden.

However, Kun Kun had no intention of going in to steal the peaches at all.

Following Tang Xuanci's instructions, it reversed its Devouring Heaven Divine Power and directly sprayed a huge oval sphere into the depths of the Peach Garden.

He immediately turned and left, rushing into the pile of soldiers, carrying Tang Xuanci on his back, and speeding towards the second heaven.

"withdraw!"

Tang Xuanci also shouted, without turning his head. In that instant, the attention of the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, Laozi, the Four Emperors... and even Buddha was drawn to the unidentified object that flew into the Peach Garden, and an ominous premonition arose in their hearts.

Boom! Boom!

The sky and earth suddenly turned white.

The spherical lightning ignition device, created using the Divine Firmament Thunder Technique combined with scientific technology, collapsed and detonated the Taiyi swastika.

A plasma sun with a diameter of 20 kilometers instantly flattened the entire peach orchard.

Thousands of green and red peaches vanished into thin air, countless golden branches and jade leaves turned to ashes, leaving not even a single peach pit behind.

Perhaps only the remnants buried deep in the sacred soil can escape this fate.

In the stark whiteness, even the hearts of immortals and gods skipped a beat.

The Peach Garden... is destroyed!?

Ah this...

This is the most important longevity information for all celestial beings!

Now that it's been destroyed, let alone five hundred years, it might not be able to be restored to its original state even in five thousand years.

Even powerful figures like Buddha and Dao Ancestor would not have a lifespan exceeding six hundred years.

Without the Peaches of Immortality, the Heavenly Court's reliance on gathering other rare and precious materials to refine elixirs is simply insufficient to sustain the lifespan of all the celestial immortals.

If even celestial beings can't get enough to eat, then other wandering immortals and demons have even less to eat.

It can be predicted that for most immortals and demons today, immortality... no longer exists.

As the terrifying heat radiation subsided, the Queen Mother's angry voice resonated throughout the area through magical fluctuations:

"Stop them! We must capture Cihang and that bald thief Tang Monk! They deserve to die a thousand deaths!"

Meanwhile, the other members of Tang Xuanci's gang also took advantage of the moment the nuclear explosion occurred to break through and escape with Guanyin.

Although Laozi was also shocked and angry, he remained unmoved by the Queen Mother's words.

After all, the peaches were gone, and Tang Xuanci and Guanyin didn't have any peaches on them.

Instead of chasing after them, isn't the more important thing now to take this opportunity to eliminate Tathagata?

Laozi's alchemy skills are unparalleled in the Three Realms, and Dongsheng Divine Continent is also the place with the best-preserved spiritual veins in the lower realm, with the largest output of rare and precious materials.

The destruction of the Peach Garden is not entirely without benefit to the Taoist sect.

If he could take the opportunity to eliminate Tathagata, he would still be the number one immortal in the Three Realms. In that case, we should really thank that ruthless and insane demonic muscle monk.

Once Laozi had this idea, he immediately made a decision and relentlessly pursued Tathagata, who had instantly realized the situation and wanted to run away.

The message also spread that while Tang Xuanci's crimes were indeed unforgivable, the Buddha was the greatest scourge of the Three Realms, and this demon must not be allowed to escape from the heavens today.

The Jade Emperor's face turned ashen, but seeing that Laozi was determined to eliminate Buddha, he knew that even if he had a different opinion, he could not persuade him. After weighing the pros and cons, he could only agree and ordered the Queen Mother and the Four Emperors to besiege Buddha.

The Queen Mother was so angry that her waves surged like mountains, and her magnificent leopard tail trembled incessantly beneath the burning peaches.

But her remaining rationality told her that it would be unwise to challenge Guanyin to a duel, so she could only suppress her anger and wait until another day to vent it.

At this moment, another Taiyi swastika was detonated by Zhu Wuneng inside the West Heavenly Gate.

Five thousand heavenly soldiers were annihilated, and the Western Heavenly Gate was breached.

Countless people of the Tang Dynasty looked up at the sky from the ground and were astonished to discover a magnificent celestial palace, visible to the naked eye.

To its west, there was a large, radiating cloud of fire, with countless pieces of debris flying and falling, as if an explosion had occurred.

Immediately, opinions were divided, and people were filled with fear.

Tang Xuanci and his gang successfully escaped through the Western Heavenly Gate and headed west, leaving triumphantly.

The monkey clapped its hands and cheered on the somersault cloud, letting out a very energetic laugh.

Zhu Wuneng, on the other hand, was depressed. This was because before detonating the Taiyi Mantra, he had taken advantage of the chaos to visit the Guanghan Palace.

Tang Xuanci, riding on Kunkun's back, said to the milk dragon beside him:
"There's no need to hide the cultural war anymore."

"From now on, we can film anything and write anything. The more songs that diss the Jade Emperor, the better. I won't allow a single person in the mortal realm to not have seen the Queen Mother's AI video."

"The Lord of All Beings" will be released online soon!

Milk Dragon looked back at the shattered Heavenly Palace, its dragon eyes flashing, and it recalled the oath they had made before Guan Yu on their journey to the West.

Meanwhile, Sha Wujing led his independent army and the "He"-character demons into Azhou, wiping out all the Zhang faction's immortals and demons and reclaiming the Mo Shengdu.

That night, Tang Xuanci and his two disciples fed the dragon five times, and proclaimed themselves—

The Great Sage Who Blows Away the Heavens!

The Great Sage Riding the Heavens!

The Great Sage Equal to Heaven!

The Great Sage Who Reaches the Heavens!

The Great Sage Who Aotian!

Leading over two hundred thousand immortals and demons, they occupied most of the Western Continent and the Western Sea, establishing themselves as an independent force in the heavens, and calling themselves:
All beings help.

(End of this chapter)